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Fuck you, I liked it
Levi Wright
Nolan Reyes
>Mommy where's Luke Skywalker and Chewbacca? We've been in Disneyland all day and still haven't seen them...
>Umm sorry sweetie I don't think they have those characters here. Oh! Look at those two lovely ladies, wouldn't you like a picture with them?
Matthew Ward
I RATE THIS AMUSEMENT PARK ATTRACTION FOR CHILDREN ONE OUT OF TEN ON THE SCALA VERY BAD JOB DISNEY
Aaron James
~later on~
>Mom, my butt hurts and for some reason I hate white people.
Luis Martinez
I LOVE DISNEY DISGRACE GENERALS
Christopher Howard
WHAT ARE ALL THESE WOMEN AND BROWN PEOPLE DOING IN MY STAR WARS THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SPACE OPERA WITH SPACE COWBOYS AND SPACE SAMURAIS I DON'T LIKE THIS VERY BAD JOB DISNEY IT'S NOTHING LIKE IN THE SEVENTIES WHEN I WAS A CHILD
Leo Taylor
wtf is that shit on the left!?
Luke Murphy
OMG YOU GUYS WEREN'T JOKING I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE BEING IRONIC WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT A BLUE HAIRED BLACK GIRL BEING THE HEROINE WTFFFFFFFF
Joshua Lee
You should maybe think outside your "White box"?
Julian Wilson
it's a tranny taking a photo with the black stuntwoman that disney employs. And she's holding a lightsaber, you can make your own in disneyland for $200
Easton Sanders
Why do Americans go to these travesties? I don't want to be disrespectful but this is utter shit if I ever saw it.
Jonathan Anderson
Do they even have a wookie? I don't understand how they got this so wrong.
Brayden Campbell
To be fair Chewie is from like 40 years ago, and kids today are too far removed from the older films.
Landon Howard
the tranny is a visitor you dumb idiots
Jayden Gonzalez
He's literally Rey's co-pilot of the millennium falcon, retard.
Henry Cook
Eer, no? She's portraying Wey Malaka, the smuggler.
Elijah Ross
It’s a woman
David Gray
They'll probably hire it soon enough
Evan Howard
He's still there to rape kids, you total fool.
Aiden Mitchell
She looks like she works there.
Isaac Roberts
stop making shit up, you're pathetic
kill yourself
yes, sorry, the woman
Andrew Howard
because she's holding a lightsaber? you can make those for $200 there, it's part of the attraction
the jedi smuggler you mean?
James Murphy
>stop making shit up, you're pathetic
>kill yourself
Don't have a cow man. It's just a bit of fun.
Kayden Jackson
Wake me up when hyperspace hoopla is back
Dominic Hall
The woman on the right? Yes she does work there.
Brandon Jones
Does this literally who from a novel nobody gives a shit about sneak around people, saying three lines over and over like an autistic cringelord?
Did galaxy's edge already bomb?
Joshua Johnson
took me a second too long to realize you actually made that up, smugglers don't have lightsabers.
Julian Allen
>$200
Yes please, can I make one that's cross shaped? Like the one the baddie has?
Elijah Peterson
>She looks like she works
But she's black...
Parker Harris
Or you could just watch porn?
Anthony Williams
that's $1k extra
Camden Murphy
What's her catchphrase, again?
Lucas Wilson
AYOOO
Elijah Walker
>>Mommy where's
IRON MAN and THOR
Hunter Parker
She says "I'm on the run! , do you see any troopers? I am on a secret mission, can you help me?!"
Charles Robinson
star wars 2019:trannies and niggers made by kikes
James Butler
Can we point her out to the troopers?
Hudson Adams
this, but unironically
Blake King
Someone post the mobile game they have. That was the gayest fucking thing I ever saw.
Camden Gutierrez
>"We have orders to stay put."
Zachary Walker
You don't own a mirror?
hahahahehehehehhihiihih
Jack Adams
Apologize!
Kevin Sanders
Hunter Scott
ffs - time for a citizens arrest
John Diaz
I'd love to know how Yea Forums would react to Lando Calrissian if ESB came out in 2019
Adrian Edwards
OK, that's pretty funny, I'll give you that.
Josiah Wright
Was it kino?
Isaac Martinez
My God.
Leo Fisher
Were you here for the TFA trailer? Like that.
Angel Lee
Disney land itself is actually pretty good. Galaxys edge is just incredibly shit because choose your own reasons below
>too ambitious; went over budget
>creator was too jewish and arrogant so he assumed people would like this shopping mall
>they're waiting to add new stuff so people buy multiple tickets/coming multiple times like dlc
>they actually thought people would like the new triology over the old one hence the lack of ot shit
Brody Mitchell
>all those obvious shills in the comment section
Jack Diaz
that looks pretty cool though
Camden Brown
>I won't leave until security takes you out of the park
>but madam, I work here, I'm part of the rebllion
>I won't budge
Landon Butler
What movie is it from?
Jose Taylor
Also bonus reason
>too jewish to pay royalties towards the ot and prequels
Logan Stewart
Why would a spy wear...?
Caleb Bennett
Nagrand from The Burning Crusade
Tyler Turner
Chase Morris
*sigh*
Jose Stewart
Avatars of Pandora, some early cg movie.
Asher Campbell
SO THE SIX YEAR OLDS THAT THIS PARK IS AIMED AT RECOGNIZE HER AS A GOOD GUY YOU FUCKING NECKBEARD ASSHOLES FOR THE THOUSANDST TIME
Liam Collins
It's like I'm actually THERE!!!!!
William Bell
William Bennett
Next time just read the file name
Jackson Brooks
>too ambitious; went over budget
It didn't go over budget, they cut the fucking budget significantly years ago. It was meant to have a dinner show, stunt performers on the roofs doing cool shit, and other street entertainment like droids roaming around interacting with the crowds. All of that was cut because the current person in charge, Chapek, is a fucking retard and doesn't understand the Disney parks is one big stage show - not a fucking shopping mall.
Christian Gutierrez
It would be equally as shit if those were all men though
John Gonzalez
Most of Disneyland's visitors are adults.
Alexander Walker
But Kylo Ren is the good guy.
Tyler Perez
Next time, lose the attitude.
Parker Lewis
kill yourself, you don't talk to me like that
Jack Wood
>made real pandora
>it's not even in 3D
Wasted effort
Noah Ward
Star Wars took a nose dive after ESB.
Jackson Morgan
The Pandora land legitimately blew me away and I have zero idea what Avatar even is. It's just incredibly fucking beautiful. And the food there was probably the best thing I ate at Disney.
It's hilarious how badly they fucked up Star Wars but Avatar received this sort of detail and beauty.
Colton Hall
>this sort of detail and beauty
It's just some rocks you fucking nerd
Anthony Carter
I thought women were better. They lied to me.
Luis Allen
>GOOD GUY
Check your gender-normative privilege you monster - she's a strong independent black good GAL
Jaxon Wright
>I have zero idea what Avatar even is
>posts on Yea Forums
Disney shills everyone, very subtle
Christopher Young
>makes massive expansion to theme park
>no original trilogy or prequel characters or attractions people care about
>base the entire park on a place called batuu which is nock off jackoo which is knock of Tatooine so one one gives a shit
>charge pack goers $200 to build a lightsabre they can buy for $30 at Walmart
>only one ride in the entire expansion
tl;dr no one gives a shit or wants to pay
Nicholas Nelson
Wrong pic meant to post the cheeseburger pods I ate tbqh
Benjamin Lopez
Maybe he just doesn't watch many shows?
Michael Gonzalez
fuck is this shit`?
Hunter Evans
Or visits Yea Forums because there's an Avatar thread here basically all the time.
Carson Peterson
I hate Avatar. It's pretentious and hamfisted.
Jackson Gomez
And yet you do know what it is. He has "zero idea what Avatar is"
Kayden Sullivan
Why don't you want to pay $100 to go to a mall user
Samuel Bennett
i want to fuck a black girl
Cooper Evans
Leave him alone. At least he's providing content.
Nathaniel Ross
How about a disabled trans furry instead user? Think of the diversity.
Lucas Ross
cos at the mall Disney star wars products go to clearance faster than the Disney staff got layed off
Ryan Anderson
Disneyland has a singles line at the entrance.
Caleb Roberts
>this is the character she's portraying
Jack Powell
Me too user
Joshua Young
You have to have read the book.
Ryder Gray
is that Paul Dano
absolutely classic
Colton Wood
If you like Disney, go to Disneyland. If you don't, then fucking don't.
Anthony Russell
the incredible #droiddepot! this place is a droid lover’s dream! every corner packed with droid easter eggs. the parts are available to build an #artoo, or you can get a beautiful, pre-made artoo, but i opted instead to make my own droid baby - meet R3D-G (reggie)! while carrying him around the land, he would respond in fear in the first order areas, stormtroopers would recognize that he has resistance programming, and he can talk with other droids. it was awesome to have a droid buddy for the day, chirping and lighting up at unexpected moments. i bought some extra panels to dress him up even more once we got home. i’ll also paint and weather him a bit. they were sold out of personality chips (you can swap his base artoo personality with 6 others that sound and respond differently around the park) and they sold out of the cute backpacks the droids can peek out of. before visiting, i took the time to learn to read #aurebesh, which was incredibly handy and opened up a whole world of easter eggs - the droid version of aurebesh is a slightly different and takes me a long time to translate!
Hudson Baker
Droids can't be characters because they're to skinny for humans to play them in the park.
Dominic Jenkins
youtu.be
>after he with his buddy scammed tumblrinas with that nonexistent cartoon our (((tranny))) """actress"""" is part of Disney star wars land how magical
Ryan Green
Will you guys consume the next installment of Star Wars?
Cameron Rogers
mate, Disney had a walk about animatronic dinosaur and a remote controlled talking bin, they could at least have a gonk droid or a dude in a c3po costume, hell have at least one alien cast member along side the fucking 50 odd Disney troopers
Camden Davis
Is there a Jar Jar character in the themepark?
Adam Lee
Londo was cool.
Hunter Mitchell
Is that the sky character?
Kevin Cook
before the character was explained to me, i saw this pic and thought she was hiding from the visitors lol
Chase Harris
She's in the Phasm book.
Connor Thompson
old man disney would be rolling over in his grave if he saw what became of the imagineers
Jackson Collins
It feels like they were trying to make her look like a criminal
>blue hair which makes her look like she's just a visitor wearing a star wars jacket
>sneaks around acting like she stole something
>when someone records her she gets all uppity and asks why
Mason Jackson
when did she get an attitude?. post vid
Jordan Carter
Why would a SPY have the Rebel emblem on her fucking jacket?
Grayson Perry
living the dream
Juan Bennett
We can't repel autism of that magnitude
Connor Miller
I kinda liked it.
Eli Martinez
It's aimed at 4 yo
Robert Russell
Literally who? No disrespect to the actresses playing the part but why would they lead with this character over OT stuff? Chewbacca and 3PO at the very least if they didn't want OT face characters.
Owen Smith
You gay boy
Hudson Lee
Younger audience don't know C3PO.
John Robinson
>the man smuggling his dick plays the smuggler
based disney
Benjamin Campbell
That doesn't answer his question.
Noah Davis
Xavier Bell
Why would she dye her tips and make herself stand out?
Aaron Nguyen
They don't know this character either. Also Disneyland attracts a ton of business from teens and twenty-somethings.
Cooper Gray
>KKKirstin Makela
>KKKristina Dewberry
>KKKappy Thorson
>KKKathryn Yancey
>Margaret KKKerrison
Ok, Yea Forums, which user made this on purpose?
The 5 K-Team?
Aiden Taylor
yes it does, if you're not retarded
Jack Gomez
Luke Edwards
yes he's the boss of the pig people in the skycastle town
Thomas Collins
Surely the only people who will know this character will be the massive nerds who've read every star wars book out there?
Ryder Turner
>Spy
>Black
>Blue hair
>Orange clothing
>Spy
Connor Collins
They unironically do. OG Star Wars characters have been a staple for playground play even since I was a kid.
And if they don't they sure as hell don't know that rando
Chase Sullivan
Will i be able to infiltrate the KKK if i wear a jacket with a rainbow pin on it and a huge printed text on the back that says "i love to suck nigger dicks"?
Caleb Young
>Kristina Dewberry, Construction Manager,
>responsible for managing the logistics of construction aspects of the land, coordinating with various teams to ensure the project ran smoothly
What are the odds her team was full male? And she just said what comes where?
Chase Rivera
>It's hilarious how badly they fucked up Star Wars but Avatar received this sort of detail and beauty
Cameron worked on it with the engineers
Tyler Jackson
it's a fucking disneyland attraction, it's so children recognize her as a good guy.
she's not a real spy you know. fucking idiot.
Caleb Powell
Of course you do. Autist
Kayden Stewart
Next time, leave the attitude at home.
Evan Hughes
Keep trying, seething disney shill.
Daniel Martin
I like to scratch my asshole and smell my finger
Josiah Martinez
>brings race into it
tiresome
Brayden Long
I am at home you fucking asshole, don't talk to me like that. I do whatever the fuck I want, I'm a rebel dude
Joseph Brown
t. Daisy.
Jaxson Sullivan
What are the odds you're a sexist?
Easton Harris
Kinda really blew their load.
Isnt it a story from a book that isnt released till september? And from a storyline noone really is interested in?
At least they thought to make something their own than hijacking existing ips completly.
Jace Gomez
OI KONW SHE'S NOT A REAL SPY U FUCKING MONGO. SHE'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE ONE
David Kelly
Oh no!
Samuel Rivera
You're burning bridges without a second thought. This is reckless.
Robert Morris
Based.
Black girls are less #metoo than white girls.
Julian Watson
It's Star Wars. That's what spies are like. Remember the old expanded universe? An alien "spy" was supposed to have stolen the death star plans from the Empire. An Alien. Infiltrated the organization that hates aliens and only employs humans.
Dylan Bell
This sounds crazy but it's possible that Kathleen kennedy is one of those nuts who believe in astrology and superstitious shit. She only hires women who have K in the name. KIRI HART!!!
Carson Gutierrez
> it's so children recognize her as a good guy.
...excepted that most people change the lane when they see her because they think she's a creepy cosplayer weirdo.
Lincoln Morgan
I can't get over it, is that Paul Dano or not?
Easton Campbell
>hates aliens
Wasn't jabbar on the empire's side?
Jaxson Taylor
>It's Star Wars. That's what spies are like. Remember the old expanded universe? An alien "spy" was supposed to have stolen the death star plans from the Empire. An Alien. Infiltrated the organization that hates aliens and only employs humans.
That is not how the Star Wars Radio Drama of 1981 portrayed it, so it's wrong.
Tyler Richardson
yeah maybe outside disneyland, but not within Galaxy's edge. they probably recognize her from the pictures and brochures. and there's no lanes in disneyland.
Wyatt Howard
what's with the stick
Tyler Ward
4th grade teacher here. Most of my kids haven’t seen older sw films and rarely can identify names outside Vader. I show original trilogy after eoy testing in April and may, most tune them out or complain. I’m a ghetto teacher though, so maybe it’s a black thing. Tf reading my blog
Caleb Lopez
Less than you are a tranny. Besides, i think the only based and competent are Kirstin ans Kathryn. They look like they know their craft and make stuff than order others to do all their shit!
Kayden Rivera
post the mobile game from the park. always cracks me up
Isaac Collins
it's called a Tonfa, dumbass. Police around the world use it to beat up hippies.
Caleb Bennett
Six year olds aren't shelling out $400 dollars to meander around a Fry's Electronics but with food.
Anthony Walker
I read it all. Didn't enjoy it, though.
Carter Gonzalez
its obviously something they came up with for the park, then realized that was really fucking stupid, then had her shoehorned into one of the books no one gives a shit about
Jaxson Lewis
>ugly goblionas and mexicans
This explains a lot about disney
Jordan Jenkins
>Either you have a K inyour name or surname. Otherwise you are against me and an enemy!
Who knows what she thinks? She crazy!
Thomas Morgan
So far the only thing making me want to visit SWGE.
Benjamin Ross
Top post, will nom for a Webby
Carson Miller
Six year olds also don't visit Disneyland alone.
Benjamin Lee
meta purchases.
Jayden Butler
Yeah but dont stormtroopers have armor and guns? Wtf is she gonna do with a stick?
Asher Cooper
she organised deliveries and was point of contact for construction companies
glorified assistant
notice the other jobs say "guides the team". this means they make the tea and coffee
Nathan Ramirez
Man, I completely forgot. Where does Rey come in in all of this?
Cameron Brooks
>Many bothans died recovering these plans
Doesn't sound like a very clandestine operation does it, faggot.
Adam Gutierrez
Would make sense.
Anthony Phillips
would you try and talk to her?
Carson Mitchell
>clandestine operations never cost lives
yeah i'm sure those bothans just stormed in there and shot everyone dead until they found the plans
Isaiah Green
Odds are high. In this day and age, you're either a sexist or a bitch
Eli Morris
Looks like a long lost Willis child
Jack Price
You are right, only two of the jobs are more than just glorified assistants.
Aaron Ortiz
>missing the elephant in the room
Why would a SPY be a negress?
Eli Flores
>Bothans
hahahahahahhaah so fucking gay
Jaxson Stewart
this scenario hurts to think about,just some stupid innocent kid wanting to see cute mickey mouse and these lost nigger/tranny freaks are poisoning media made for primarily children with their agenda faggot shit
yeah,thats what a 4 year old at a theme park cares about,if the people in the fictional cartoon or movie are black/majorly/female or empowering. God fuck these disgusting freaks,ZERO awareness.
William Barnes
eat the swill, piggies.
Aiden Powell
>A Bothan. Bothans were a short race of furry humanoids who on average stood between 1.5 meters to 1.6 meters in height.
>Bothans were covered in fur which shifted in response to their emotional state by way of gentle rippling
Sometimes I forget that Star Wars really always has been shit. The only thing that changed is that we all got older.
Isaac Bennett
Because they like to steal. Especially when you are not looking!
>Dat Rasist!
Cooper Perry
Never tell me the odds
Samuel Garcia
based jaded and wiser user who doesn't like star wars except to post about it.
Bentley Stewart
What I really don't understand is the colored hair. Just like the new admiral akbar. Why would they take the time to dye their hair.
Juan Foster
200 dorra?
Gavin Young
When you finally snap from realizing your a worthless tax parasite no one on the planet respects please remember it -is- those little nigglet's fault and try to get high score you worthless cuck leech
Justin Russell
Black people provide more entertainment than nu-wars.
youtube.com
Bentley Campbell
why would you?
Chase Green
>tfw nobody itt has gone to actually see GE
Angel Perez
>all of the worried white children tug on the stormtroopers' belts and point in the direction of the strange dark person
Reminder that the Empire was human supremacist in nature.
Thomas Carter
here's why
Levi Foster
kids want to help the rebels
Colton Turner
kind of hard for the endless shills to afford going when only two cents are deposited per post
Joseph Martinez
What does being a Cast Member for a billion dollar corporation entail?
Bentley Garcia
Did that 40oz American steal those pants and boots? They dont even come close to fitting her in any way and what are those in the holsters, tonfas or dildos?
Hunter Jackson
fuck this shit. we never saw darth vader taking a shit or luke using the falcon's on board toilet. what's wrong with that woman
Jonathan Edwards
Imagine being a wagecuck at Galaxyedge
youtube.com
Luke Gonzalez
lost
Justin Morgan
What in the fuck
Leo Sanchez
Women love talking about their period for some reason.
Sebastian Rivera
Do they hire in alphabetic order or some shit?
Landon Smith
Brody Watson
>fuck this shit. we never saw darth vader taking a shit or luke using the falcon's on board toilet. what's wrong with that woman
A writer can only talk about what she knows and is important in her life. In that case it's here menstrual cycle and her hair.
Aaron Anderson
You're going to Batoo, user!
Elijah Ramirez
Why Galaxy's Edge/Disneyland is suffering
1.) People expected massive crowds and stayed away
2.) Ticket price hick
3.) Phasing out seasonal pass shareholders
4.) GE itself isn't really based on any aspect of SW people care about (no Luke, Vader, Boba Fett, etc), it's complicated to get into, and there's only 1 ride
5.) Disneyland itself has been struggling for some time, it's not a self-sustaining resort like WDW and relies heavily on local crowds. See what happened to California Adventure.
Note things are pretty normal at Disneyworld atm.
Luke Thomas
do they serve drinks at d-land so I can have a shot at making it thru this shit?
Christian Rodriguez
>trashcan gonk droids
Shoot that would actually be kind of cool
David Williams
Why would you need to fill space with this shit? Only write about it if its important to the plot like, she suddenly dies from bloodloss.
Jack Long
She is literally a space human.
Maybe some Space Humans are black and also have straight hair.
Did anyone care about how Leia kepts her buns perfectly arranged while in Death Star prison?
Fuck you.
Luke Morales
>12 hour shift in the goofy costume
>100 F
Benjamin Russell
No, it's correlated to iq.
Dylan White
horse shit
Kevin Harris
uniform fetishists tend to be smart. they also play axis
James Ortiz
I would have sex with her.
Bentley Green
>the organization that hates aliens and only employs humans
I fucking loathe this retcon. The cunts in charge has absolutely no idea on how to portray something as evil or menacing without mixing racism/identity politics into it
Juan Howard
More exposition to SW = more knowledge. Empire has cooler units, vehicles and shit
Dylan Bell
Racists are always the bad guys get over it
Kayden Morgan
are....are those wooden pistols in the pistol holsters?
Juan Clark
The empire is very repressive.
Joseph Ross
aight white boi
Jackson Morales
Why would you play as the nazis?
Oliver Cook
...because Disney's costume designers are retarded?
Landon Gomez
I just told you why
Oliver Jones
So repressive that technological achievements like space travel, holograms or solid light were not possib--
Kevin Jones
Jesus Christ. Why are the park Reys so much hotter than Daisy Ridley?
Parker Clark
It's for kids, dude. Let it the fuck go.
Jordan Campbell
yeah, a visitor on this earth before sending themselves to the shadow realm lmaooooo
Jeremiah Bennett
Episode XII introduces us to a new menace: The Conglomerate.
Benjamin Wright
The fuck is that thing on the left?
Elijah Cooper
ah yes, dual tonfas, the most Star Wars weapon ever
Jose Turner
Yes, and the pre Disney empire was repressive without being human supremacists. It was a completely unnecessary retcon to throw into the mix and now we can't get cool menacing aliens. Even darth maul doesn't make sense anymore because Disney had to fuck it up
Owen Perez
>It's just a space wizard movie made for kids!
Star Wars was a piece of American mythology before Disney got its grubby little mitts onto it.
Juan Walker
aww :)
Luke Lopez
Hobi Dong Canthavobabi
And he was a good friend.
Luis Collins
>without being human supremacists
Yes they were, dumbass
Ethan Brown
wtf? what difference does it make?
>sell elf popcorn in the snow white section
>sell space popcorn in the star wars section
Samuel Hill
you people
Kevin Watson
>It's just a space wizard movie made for kids!
He was talking about the disneyland attraction. She's wearing an alliance emblem so kids can recognize her as a good guy. Disneyland is for kids, idiot.
Juan Murphy
Is this live action Akira? Looks good. Akira as a black girl and blue hair fits
Easton Butler
>She's wearing an alliance emblem so kids can recognize her as a good guy.
She should just wear the ring. That way, it's smart and kids can still ID her.
William Brown
FUUUUUUUUCK
Isaiah Edwards
Mas Amedda tells you to shut the fuck up. Nowhere did Lucas imply it and it gave the EU room to give us characters like Thawn. It's a retcon from Disney because they are creatively bankrupt
Nicholas Gomez
xi built xir own light-dilator
Samuel Parker
>nowhere did lucas imply it
there's not a single alien on the empire's side in the original trilogy. there's a lot of aliens in the rebellion. get fucked, idiot.
and thrawn's backstory is that he is accepted because of his exceptional skills, even though the empire doesn't employ aliens.
Jonathan Hughes
based paul dano
David Price
minimum wage, and getting fleeced by your employer. Still a fun summer job though
Matthew Diaz
Thrawn was massively competent, and was the exception.
Tyler Thomas
>there's not a single alien on the empire's side in the original trilogy. there's a lot of aliens in the rebellion. get fucked, idiot
Doesn't prove anything considering how Lucas treated the prequels. He probably noticed it himself and made an effort to correct it. The EU mix in some "humanocentric" elements due to the core world ect, but that is very different. Fuxking hell even Snoke, the bloody leader of the first order, isn't a human. Even Disney fucked up their own story and you are too retarded to admit it
Cameron Murphy
Classic Dano
Landon Phillips
Sorry George.
Thomas Davis
>Guns
Its star wars.
Stormtroopers never hit anything anyway.
Hell if you gave them big clubs they would probably beat the protagonists senseless via pure numbers instead of standing around far away getting slowly shot
Juan Reyes
The biggest irony is that the market they're going for may never enjoy engrossing works like pic related.
Owen Hernandez
>Kevin J. Anderson
no
Bentley Robinson
>No aliens in the Empire
>all the CIS were aliens mostly from industrials planets
Ryder Gutierrez
It all went downhill after Luke left Tatooine
Robert King
Why does Texas get its own market on the chart
Jeremiah Foster
I agree he's not as good as Zahn, but it was still a good SW story.
Noah Jackson
This thread literally could have stopped here.
James Barnes
Theme park Rey is hotter than movie Rey
David Cook
Xavier Murphy
Looks like Jay from Jay and silent Bob.
Eli Taylor
>Nowhere did Lucas imply it
>palpatine dismissing the gungans as a threatthen telling nute gunray to wipe them out
>no aliens in empire vs many in the rebel alliance
Isaac Rodriguez
They're all managers, which means they have ZERO creative input. Women are just paper pushers at best, Disney was able to get the proper diversity without harming the park
Zachary Murphy
Literally more attractive than Daisy.
Tyler Brooks
huminah huminah, fuck, if any of these 2 beauties were Rey I wouldn't give a fuck about how terrible the movies are, I would just watch it to stare at this qt pie.
Cooper Rodriguez
>Fuck you, I liked it
What exactly did you like? You visited Galaxy's Edge?
Isaac Price
>See what happened to California Adventure
That's pretty ambiguous to find out, can you throw another bone as to what happened?
Landon Gray
>Avatar got actual rides when Disney didn't even own it yet
>Star Wars is actually owned by Disney and gets a convoluted shopping mall and a shitty version of Star Tours
Nathan Thompson
>Younger audience don't know C3PO.
How could they not?
Austin Lee
"It's a trap!"
Brandon Sullivan
>dude our hero's journey story in space needs menstruation!
Women
Kevin Hill
whoa! Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of worlds found a job at disneyworld! Good for xer.
Jonathan Bailey
>They're all managers, which means they have ZERO creative input. Women are just paper pushers at best, Disney was able to get the proper diversity without harming the park
He thinks the workers run things......
Christopher Ortiz
Imagine spending $200 on something you could buy from Wal-Mart for $20
Cameron Perry
"And he was a good friend."
Ethan Rivera
hey if the characters were good nobody would be complaining. i dont see any hate campaigns against lando.
Hudson Taylor
It says a lot about all of this that I genuinely don't know if you're joking
Jack Jones
I want to see her suck white cock
Blake Martin
> kids want to help the rebels
Report from one of the Disney fag forums I was looking at yesterday:
Because Galaxy's Edge is so empty, the "cast members" playing the Rebel spy and the Imperials kill time by playing hide and seek. Said the kids always rat her out to the Empire troops.
John Kelly
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
Josiah Hernandez
Kevin Edwards
Charles Turner
Gavin Ortiz
>soiboi beard on an Imperial officer
Tarkin would be so pissed
Brayden Anderson
>Disneyland is for kids, idiot.
For you....
Jayden Hernandez
Why should we care?
Jason Perry
Young LA actress trying to get a start. The creme of the crop. Bet back in the day the guys doing the hiring were having a great time.
Nathaniel Hall
have sex
Daniel Kelly
Liberalism is mental illness
Asher Gutierrez
Looks like a steamed bbq pork bun, but with stew or some shit in it.
Jaxon Garcia
Get in line behind this guy....
Ryan Brooks
james cameron does what james cameron does because james cameron is james cameron
Austin Rivera
>Lots distinct visual characteristics that allow you to pick her out of a crowd
That might be the shittiest “spy” character of all time
Julian Rodriguez
why?
Isaac Brown
Sheeeeeeeet!
Blake Bennett
what is Batuu?
what movie was it in?
Christian Ward
"Iz dey gone?"
Cameron Thomas
>steamed bbq pork bun
You mean a fucking dumping dumb fuck
Robert Richardson
Are those supposed to be guns or tonfas hanging at her hips and why is a dude dressed up like a girl?
Juan Jones
>It's for kids, dude. Let it the fuck go.
Samuel Bailey
based retard
Eli Rivera
>why is a dude dressed up like a girl?
Because this is a fallen and corruptible world.
Jose Adams
Queers should be executed
Juan Cox
Ayden Mitchell
Must look godly after post-production.
Nolan Moore
if walt disney could see what his company and beloved amusement park have become, he'd burn it all down himself
David Gonzalez
kys tranny
Jose Peterson
People got stuck staring at 'DONKEH' instead.
Mason Davis
Why isn't that one of the 3-D chess critters!
Benjamin Myers
Christian Richardson
118006950
kill yourself faggot lover
Aaron Rogers
> Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
Luke Jenkins
That'd be based.
Nolan Cox
Good on the actors for managing to keep up the act with this disgusting tranny near them. I wouldnt be able to resist the urge to vomit.
Ayden Nguyen
Trannies should be executed
Nicholas Bennett
I agree.
James Brooks
>2 hour wait for avatar VR ride
never again
Joshua Lopez
Porg are like the most unintentionally hilarious thing in the world to me.
I cant see them without thinking of those two subhumans who bought like a 100 of their merchandise before the movie came out and the patheticness of those two never fails to make me laugh.
James Wilson
you pay fir nu wars shit you deserve a bullet in your head faggot.
Carson Cruz
>avatar
>anything to do with star wars
you retarded or something?
Caleb Lopez
They work for disney dumb fuck.
Dylan Barnes
That just looks like on old ugly woman
Anthony Evans
since we have a dictatorship for 17 years you may think the "rebel" is a recent cultural profile but we have fought empires since we exist (inca, spanish and american) i think that explain the rebel tendencies but fuck the empire look cooler.