Moveis about protagonist not being able to drink beer anymore because it gives him diarrea and makes him all bloated

moveis about protagonist not being able to drink beer anymore because it gives him diarrea and makes him all bloated

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I can't drink it anymore because it makes my gout flare up fiercely.

wheat beers do that too me too. darker beers ive noticed don't.

Fat fuck

>drink beer with friends
>have a good time
>be depressed and anxious as hell for the next two days
rarely drink alcohol now

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I can't drink regular beers anymore either, I think it's because I got alcohol poisoning and my body formed an allergic reaction. I can kind of pass with specific liquors like tequila and certain good rums, basically as long as they aren't fermented wheat.

I miss getting drunk with my friends.

Drinking is for chumps. It makes you piss more often (that's bad) and fucks up your digestion--and it endangers your freedom. Fuck drinking.


>>drink beer with friends
>>have a good time
>>be depressed and anxious as hell for the next two days
^this

ah-bloo-bloo

I have to cut off around 3 or 4 drinks or else the dread starts to creep in

literally drinking beer and feeling like take a shit

Im never sad while drinking or afterward and don’t relate to this sentiment sorry.

>play poker almost every weekend with bros
>have to piss and shit constantly because can't handle beer anymore and making my lose blinds

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try going gluten free. Omission is a gluten free beer.

im europeon

What movie is this?

I've weighed the possibilities of drinking beer and not drinking beer and I've come to the conclusion that drinking beer and being fat is preferable to being sober and being skinny. Beer>Women every single time.

t. actual 17 year old

I can't drink because God doesn't want us to consume the hydrocarbon jew.

No one says you have to fuck them or get married. Women are fun to be with until they start to try and take control.

lmao exercise more and you can drink as much as you like you lazy fuck

you should do what i do
get drunk as fuck and binge at the weekend and then lead a clean upstanding life and do exercise and eat salad etc during the week
best of both worlds
5/2 diet all the mums swear by it

Lol, you're probable pregnant.

does anyone else get very long vivid dreams every time after drinking?
it honestly makes me not wanna drink because its kind of annoying and uncomfortable

Drink it in a glass, dont drink it from the bottle.
Foam = the beer releases the CO2 in the glass instead of in your stomach.

yes but i fucking love them
it's like getting a free movie

t. Heebie Kikeburger

Don't fall for it, anons, there is no amount of exercise you can do that will erase the evidence of alcohol abuse. Notice how many beer belly slops are on those crabbing shows? That's just from them drinking a few beers when they get back. I've worked hard, hard HARD labor jobs and you better believe that none of it could erase that many carbohydrates.

>but but pics of Ahnold and Andre drinking beers!

Yes, and one was on steroids, while the other was a verifiable freak of nature. You are not them and cannot pull it off. Anyone claiming otherwise is either under 30 or a tribal member trying to trip you up.

Also waking up with my heart racing and feeling like I just barely escaped death made me dry up real quick.

Christ is this ever the truth. I drink a 12 pack every night and even if I run 4-5 miles I still hop on the scale and I'm slightly fatter then I was yesterday. Idk if its water weight or just the sheer caloric mass of drinking that many beers but I just can't burn the amount of calories that I'm putting into my body

dark beers have less CO2

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