How cum we don't get sexual thriller movies anymore but tv shows get more and more explicit?

How cum we don't get sexual thriller movies anymore but tv shows get more and more explicit?

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shower sex doesnt feel good, water is not a lubricant

she's so hot bros. it hurts

>water is not a lubricant

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Actors charge more for sex scenes and tv stars often can't

Skin = porous
Plastic = not porous

Unironically, have sex

this, it washes away all her natural lube, and if you're tall and she's not, awkwardly half-crouching in a standing position in a shower is uncomfortable.
Also another thing movies never highlight about sharing a shower, is that unless the shower head is extremely high, only one person can get sprayed on at a time while the other has to step back

>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

He is right tho, water kind of shuts down natural lubrication, besides, sex in the shower is extra uncomfortable unless the girl is your same height

Because television is the only place where you can watch non-pg 13 capeshit.

people take their kids to the movie but kids don't have the attention span to watch TV

>skin is porous

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Lmao virigin.

>skin isn't porous
>fucking literally has PORES where sweat and oils are secreted

The uneven surface of skin breaks surface tension as opposed to plastic where water can form a slippery buffer.

>disappointment finding out that girl cum doesn't really taste like anything
Girl squirt confirmed for piss lads, its definitely not the same stuff

Movies aren't for adults anymore. The theater is a place for families and groups of friends to go see the newest blockbuster.

yeah, it's really awkward.

Are you trolling or retarded.
I've had sex in a pool one time where it wasn't like fucking sand paper. All the other times it was terrible.

france still makes sex thrillers

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I wouldn't go to France.

sauce on the OP webm?

t. virgin

because most people don't want to jerk off in movie theaters and prefer to do it at home.

Literally have sex.
Try fucking in a shower.

>Having sex
How to do it?

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put benis in bagina

Could it really be this simple?