Left : atmospheric slow burn shit

>who's the bitch now?

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damn OP was based all along? I had no idea

He looks like a giant baby

She's interviewing his penis WOW

If he saw this he'd probably cry

Stop teasing short males.
It's unironically fucked up, and it makes you look like a woman.

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Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

>let's just keep mocking everyone who isn't chad

Excellent plan ladies. It's like sawing the branch you're sitting on. Beta uprising comes closer every day this shit gonna be ugly and I ain't risking my hide for nobody.

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reddit.com/r/short/

>beta
>uprising
That's why they beta, nig

Id rather be a genuine midget than a 5'0 man

reddit.com/r/short/comments/a4olv3/me_53_and_my_date_510_to_semiformal_from_last/

daily reminder that she was the shortest reporter they had and she was also wearing flat bottom sneakers
and she STILL towered over him

In nature the betas can murder the alphas then they become the alphas. Society just has laws that stop this happening. But when society is strained to breaking point...

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Honestly, why does a man become short? What goes wrong? Short men are not normal at all. I mean really short under 5'7". Is it diet environment faulty genes what?

Then the betas become the alphas, and the cycle repeats

Ya sure spent a...short time thinking about this

Short men are objectively superior to tall men

lel you turned him into dominic purcell

If only he was a handsome pretty boy twink. The gays would love and ravage him. Ravage him so much he'd probably die before 25. Not cause of AIDS but because his tiny ass could not take it. He'd die of exhaustion.

Give Purcell the voice and demeanor of Morgan and Morgan the voice and general demeanor of Purcell when he played Lincoln in Prison Break. What changes in how we perceive either?

Long enough to fuck and pass on genes yes

>is tiny as fuck
>wears oversized shirts that make it even more obvious

what're they gonna do? climb up my legs to get a punch in? sorry not intimidated

Why do grown American men dress like this?

He would have been a chad if he was a foot taller. But instead he has to settle for a girl who's belly sticks out further than her tits... Sad.

Unfortunately for bagelcel, he failed in all areas. Ugly and, perhaps the most unforgivable of all, having a New Yahk accent.

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just be funny

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He's trying to hide his gut with that oversized shirt

How fucking short is this guy?

As if "normal people" don't outnumber and outskill manlets. Look at what happened to bagel manlet

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he fucked up by crawling into a ball and crying himself to sleep instead of defending himself aginst the harpy

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5'11"

weight is the height of women

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savage

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Manlets should be with the 200 pounders. The issue is they think they are entitled to the qts.

.... we become... society

Fucking kek. Did she an hero?

>tfw 5’8” but I lucked into a beautiful, rich, foreign gf who has done nothing but support me

Im the one in a million. Feels pretty fucking great man

It's all women's fault for shortshaming. Their standards are too fucking high and they bully anyone below their standards.

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>I pretended to be asleep
lmao

fuck no. that would breed a horrible race of fat midgets

>tfw 5'3
>tfw daddies on grindr constantly message me calling me cute 24/7 and asking if i want to come over

I love being short lads

you spelled famous wrong. with enough money or fame you can essentially buy a sense of humor

that settles it. manlets should all be gay

Why your hypothetical character keeps decreasing in size? Is there a reason for it? Will it stops?

Beta males are by definition, men of inaction. There will never be a beta uprising, just isolated tards sperging out.

he looks different, did he take a shower?

>tfw 6'0.5 but wear boots with an inch heel
honestly guys just cheat, its fine and nobody will ever know. women are all tiny anyway they cant tell

shower, deodorant, and a $50 dollar haircut is all you need.

I see no reason the next generation should not have a slave class of obese midgets

Horror-movies in general are shit desu

Left: youtube guy trying to promote his channel
Right: typical average american mutt male

>fat midgets do all the work
>6 footers with their 9/10s live in paradise
No one should object to this.

...

they wouldnt live long. and the government would wase tons of money on their medical shit

Look at his fucking proportions, hes nearing dwarf territory here.

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>mfw the next generation breeds Brave New World genetic classism

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>slave class of obese midgets
what the fuck use would they be? grind them into midgenuggets to feed the 5'10 slave class

She'll get bored of you soon my man

is that the guy who plays lincoln in prison break?

my advice is propose if you love her, get your hooks into that family nice and deep and dont fuck it up

I cant even imagine being under 6'0

>think she's just tall
>look around the surrounding area
>she's barely taller than the car

this.

we can all agree that racism is wrong.
we can all agree that sexism is wrong.
now it's time to grow up and agree that heightism is just as wrong too

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DAMN she interviewing that dick, wish I was tall now

>"just end it"
>7 points
even on reddit that kind of cruelty isn't usually tolerated, but they know how fucked he is

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Why would he go for tall girls if he’s confident? He’ll always look like he’s dating a tranny. In high school, dudes who were 5’3-5’5 and had “self confidence “ like this guy says we’re always paired up with short qts 4’11-5’5.
I feel he just likes tall girls so whenever he has kids they come out normal and that’s such a shallow reason for bringing in children

the betas don't become alpha by nature of destroying the alpha, they still contain the soul of a beta.

the strong must be protected from the weak

It's probably you size small or extra small, he just couldn't find anything smaller.

>reddit isnt mean
kek you should see their incel boards, makes our incels look reasonable

>you should see their incel boards
didn't they get banned a year ago?

Genes give you growth potential but overall sleeping, eating and a bit of activity helps you reach that. I would regularly sleep 4 hours a night until the next night, eat once a day but at least played soccer and at 21 I’m 5’8 but with long legs so I’m a little disproportionate but my 13 year old brother I’m making sure he eats, sleeps 8 hours and does yard work and walks the dog from time to time and he’s already 5’6 and about to hit his growth spurt. A couple of my cousins who live down the street from my grandma get fed 3 times a day and they both run around the block and their in their late and mid teens at 6,2

He's just being himself

he just bee'd himself :)

>muh sleep and exercise
its all bullshit, just pure genetics, god has mogged you off through your brother mate

Wow

they relocate to braincels
It's mostly full of indian manlets crying that Stacy won't date them

this sounds like broscience but it's true in my case, i was a big boy until i started sitting on the computer all day and night and stopped growing altogether

damn i wish that were me

On reddit, if you piss someone off, he'll summon up his discord friends who all downvote bots. Every single comment you make will be attacked and downvoted off the page. Your history will be exposed constantly.

Heaven forbid you piss off a reddit mod, because it'll go from bad to worse. Our mods are pretty bad, but the culture here is to shit on them hard, regardless of what they do. On reddit, you have the bootlicker tattle tale bitches too. Often, said tattle tale bitches will end up as mods and push their SJW agenda. Speaking against that gets you censored and shadow banned.

The whole site is about masking cruelty with "tolerance, intelligence and wholesomeness"

shut the FUCK up lanklet we’re taking your amazon women and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Fucking kek

5'7 or 5'8 really are the magic numbers for height. A man of this height, while short, isn't comically so, but take off an inch or two and it's curtains for him and he'll have a tiny little rib cage and limbs. However, a woman over this height is usually off putting. Especially women above like 5'10 Like some kind of reverse-midget with ogre proportions. Ivanka Trump's are exceedingly rare. Most are slumped wide shoulders with no curves.

youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

That’s honestly a possiblity since the new “sexual liberation” is all about sexual polygamy and the only males that get to reap the rewards are those who’ve won he genetic lottery, after all those men realize that they could be a male roastie without needing the attributes of Chad (confident, charming, boisterous, interesting, etc.) they’ll start to raise standards to leaving everyone 9/10 having an orgy with each other

you must live in a shit hole because any 5'10+ girls around my area are thin with nice long legs

>beta uprising
would be hilarious. they inevitably just fuck it up and nothing would go according to plan. elliot rodger is the perfect example.

>manlet actually scores with an insecure broken Amazon woman
>his little baby dick can’t penetrate her massive child bearing hips to reach the womb
>both of their gene pools end there
Two birds with one stone desu

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>5'10+ girls around my area are thin with nice long legs

nah you just have a fetish

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You just grew first. I was the tallest kid in my grade through middle school and topped out a 5'10. However I was always a fucking pussy HOUND starting with that early height advantage and ended up marrying my highschool sweety who while not a supermodel looks pretty nice

youtu.be/CS7PZODsg5A
>I’m not racist but yea if a black guy steals from me that words coming outta my mouth I’m not gonna lie

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what happened to the meninist twitter account?

i see literally nothing wrong with this picture

RAGE WARNING

Do not watch this video if you are short

youtu.be/Za2IU4LSTIw

>be 5'11
>still make everyone around me look like a dwarf
I can't imagine what life would be like at 5'0. I'd probably fucking kill myself if I was that small.

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look at his legs

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>he thinks dicks reach the womb to get girls pregnant
oh no no no no. will you PLEASE have sex lanklet

>mfw 6’2” mixed pajeet
I dated a few white girls but honestly latinas are where it’s at. Tbh I don’t blame them, Indians dudes for the most part are crybaby bitches and their diet(s) make them smell awful.

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Shut down for "hate speech"

do you live in chinkland or something? im 6'4'' in central europe and very rarely get that feeling.

>pretend to be asleep

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Really? So you're saying that a manlet can just stop eating junk food and he'll be 6 feet tall?
No. Because height is not a choice, but weight is. There is no equivalent of height for women because men aren't shallow enough to care about something like that

fuck randy newman

>47 points
feels bad people want him dead, but it's completely understandable

How do you know what reddit is like?

Britain. It's fucking surreal, because I know I'm not tall or anything, but I still tower over most people. Shit's fucking insane.

dude is based as shit

Why lie? The average height for white men is like 5'10. Maybe in your area it skews closer to that 5'10 and above but you don't live in some 6'1 and above /fit/ meme oasis unless your town is a bunch of inbred freaks.

You're wrong about that. There are street urchins in Inda who later grow to be super skinny six footers. It's 99% genetics.

I use it as much as Yea Forums

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fuck off you aren't welcome here

It's not uncommon for Europeans to be 6' or even taller, especially if they're Dinaric Slavs or Dutch. The Average male height for them specifically is 6'1.

don't care i'll post here as much as i want and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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Horror stories, screencaps, research.

t. 5'8

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being 5'11".

to be fair the same thing would be achieved if she took off her nine inch heels

based

epilogue: you fall into the abyss and wind up in a microverse where you are celebrated as king of the manlets.

The average height in the Netherlands is 5'11 and in Germany it is 5'9. Again dude, why lie? Maybe 5'11 bro was exaggerating about feeling like he is "towering" over others but for you to sit here one head above the average guy and say "oh no no you see my particular ethnicity is a race of 6'1 and above gigachads" is assinine. Why are yurostarves such retards? You guys are all hysterical retards. And it's not the language barrier because bongs are the most embarrassing ones.

thats just baseball players having a laugh, akin to dugout shenanigans

Why are manlets so seething and insecure? Is it because any normal sized man can pick them up and put them in a kiddy box?

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>account suspended for "weight speech"

>so fucking dumb she responds to the wrong account

Average height for a young white man where I live is probably around 6 feet

Unironically, because of society.

But you won't mention where that is because two inches will be lopped off. Are you just autistic user? Can't estimate measurements very well? Can't admit to over exaggerating? Too bad your height can't make you any less of a womanly bitch.

I think it's nature. Short men are biologically weaker and less attractive.

JUMPSCARE BAD

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I'm from the Netherlands, manlet.

if it werent for the laws of this land, i would slaughter you

I'll just stand on top of my chair and you can't reach me :^)

wrong, lanklet. manletism is an evolutionary trait of ALPHAS. back in the caveman days, 6'0'' lanks would get spotted by predators because of their height and either die young or become a liability for their tribe. meanwhile manlet chads were pro hunters because they could hide in the tall grass where dinosaurs and wooly mammoths and shit couldn't easily spot them. entire tribes had to depend on the manlets to survive.

this notion that tall people are preferable is talmudic bullshit. evolution doesn't lie, sweetie.

A product of the woman's society that the West has become. Manlets did not have to worry about being mogged when the tall athletes were sent off to fight and die in endless wars.