I thought about all my old hot teachers after I watched this

>whiteknighting for fawning beta faggots
Chicks in the west are marching in the streets and kicking all you faggots out of your jobs, while they flood shitskins into your nation, and yet you little Yea Forums bitches think of nothing other than capeshit, fapping, and being as disgustingly submissive and pathetic as humanly possible. Just kys already and get it over with. You know that's how it's going to go anyway.

My English teacher who also directed theater after school gave me a back and shoulder massage and told me I'd be fine before I went onstage to perform my part of the play because I said I was nervous. At the end of the massage she rubbed my back a little before giving me two reassuring pats and it made me pre.

All my teachers were ugly as fuck.

Blah blah blah. Where is the off switch on you /pol/ spergs?

My grade 10 English teacher told me I was cute and took a picture of me on her phone in front of the class. She told me she sent it to her daughter.

She was trying to get you laid, bro.

the hottest one I had was from first semester of freshmen year. she was my math and home room, hours 1&2. she was Amy Adams to a T, except she was just under 180 lbs. had adult braces and had just given birth. I stared at her everyday for months. whenever she would use the projector she would sit on a chair backwards and her ass was pushed out. people gave me looks because I didnt hold back.

The first time I heard someone else in school talk about a hot teacher was 5th grade Science class teacher 'Ms. Valentine. She was maybe 5 foot on the nose and had milk white skin, wore red lipstick and had dirty blonde hair, not even 25 years old. her voice was nasally but fit her figure.

>was pretty much the favorite of my old english teacher
>was sick once and she waited outside for 10 minutes for me to show up
>one day asks me if i can tutor some of the other people in my class
>ask her what's in it for me
>she smiles and looks away
nothing ever happened but i still think about her sometimes

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>she was Amy Adams to a T, except she was just under 180 lbs. had adult braces and had just given birth

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puffy

Wow she really wanted to brag about how good her production was.

My French teacher in middle school was pretty and had a sense of humor, everyone liked her
Once she came in wearing a sari for some reason and she looked great

>and had just given birth.
gross idk why you felt the need to include that

>tfw used to fantasise about this one substitute teacher shrinking me and making me massage her feet

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never post on this board ever again

>French teacher
>wearing a sari for some reason

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ok, take Amy Adams from the webm where she has braces and put a preggers vest on her, thats basically her. she normally wouldve been 130 ish, but the pregernancy weight was in all the right places and all her school clothes were slim fitting so she was filling everything out in the most fantastic way.

gave birth over the summer, not THAT morning.

all the help in the world don't matter if you're autistic

i dont remember these scenes from the office

>Music Teacher
>slender with big ttits
>have two different music teachers like that
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT ARE THE ODDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>that one gym teacher who had big tits
>all the sports bras in the world couldn't stop the jiggle
I always thought it was borderline cruel what she was doing. She was a fucking gym teacher for adolescent boys. We would basically go insane watching her every period.

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>when you only had male gym teachers
goddamit

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jesus

Channing Tatum: April 26, 1980
Ellie Kemper: May 2, 1980
Funny they’re almost exactly the same age

>Rated: 15
heh

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Haha that's so dumb that she's a teacher and he's a student when they're the same age haha. How could they fuck up that bad? Unless of course it was a goofy comedy about middle aged cops infiltrating a high school for a drug sting and the fact that they're old and out of place is brought up constantly and mined for humor.

Nice body but holy god that face is a disaster

MUH DIIIIIIIIIII

>OP watching Channing Tatum: Wow, he's just like me

This. Sad life.

>16-17.
>Literature teacher is a THICC milf.
>Always joking around with me.
>Would sneak behind me in class when I wasn't paying attention and stand inches from my face.
>Would always compliment me on my good grades with shoulder rubs.
>Would always draw hearts and leave little messages in my texts.
>Assume she was just teasing me as all the other teachers often did.
>Would often hang out with his female friend of mine.
>One day this teacher pulls me aside and tells me girl friend is leading me astray and I should cut ties to preserve my potential.
>Apologize and tell her I'll pay more attention in class.
>Do as I say, but still hang out with girl friend.
>Teacher stops even addressing me in class.
>No more teases, rubs and notes.
>Avoids even speaking to me unless it's absolute necessary.

To this day I don't know if I fucked up or dodged a bullet.

Anyone have a webm of the scene from Kick-Ass?

What in gods name is this movie about

Get some taste faggot

dodged

She would have gotten you to break things off with the girlfriend and your friendship group. Then she would have intentionally made it seem like you were failing at school in order to stay behind for detention along with notifying your parents of your failing grades. This would then result in pressure at home resulting in additional stresses. You'd begin to think you were imagining everything and going insane. She'd do something to humiliate you in class at one point and then at the end of the lesson she'd do something a little more physical and a little more teasing.

Eventually when you were a social loner rejected by everyone and completely confused, she'd fuck you a lot, get you wrapped around her finger until she was bored of you - then kill you so everyone thought it was suicide.

Speaking from experience, this happened twice at education i have been to - same teacher taught multiple year groups. Luckily the second time it was caught before the death. Still wish it had happened to me though, would have been worth it.

Ur gay

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Man I've fucked such hot young girls but I really wanna fuck some nice tight milf too. They seem really hard to get on with.

What the fuck, man.

>Still wish it had happened to me though, would have been worth it.
Based.

>Speaking from experience, this happened twice at education i have been to
Jesus fuck

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>What in gods name is this movie about
Adam Sandler garbage. Unsurprisingly, the kid is a younger version of his character.

>Still wish it had happened to me though, would have been worth it.

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You dodged the best sex of your life desu

Any doujins like this?

I just remembered the time when I was sitting down and a giant heavy folding table that was leaned against the wall fell towards me. I could feel it graze my hair, if I had been a few inches further back that probably would've killed me. I hate remembering about this.

>welsh flag

BASED

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sounds like divine intervention

In that God was trying to murder me or that he saved me?

You could have just ended up paralyzed.

Why people get so triggered by based Sandler? Bunch of roasties lmao.

the chick of course

Dumbass.

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>english teacher
>huge bitch
>constantly bellitles students
>mean
>screaming all the time
>wears short skirts all the time
>pantyhose year round
>sits at desks
>crosses her legs all the time
i fully blame her for being into femdom
looked a bit like this but not that attractive

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That sounds even worse.

>sophomore year in high school get a new math teacher
>blond with massive fake tits early 20s dresses in skin tight shirts to show off the implants
>everytime she writes out math problems she writes to the very bottom of the board so she can squat like strippers do (legs wide open, not facing us of course but enough so you can see her thong)
think about her sometimes...too bad she was already in a relationship with a cop who had two kids from a previous marriage which she was taking care of. Spent most of class buying shoes online

I remember how
>take off for the winter
>come back
>her new class is this literal closet space between two other classrooms teaching spanish
>when her degree is math
>and she literally cant speak a word of spanish mispronouncing everything
>idea of homework was making us write the vocabulary words (literally just random objects in spanish) in a notebook 5 times each
>idea of classwork was talking about her implants while the rest of the girls in class looked awkward
>as time went on we'd ask her more personal questions and she'd usually answer
thankfully they learned their lesson the next semester and decided to give her an actual classroom to teach just math

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>tfw had an ugly, mean German teacher
>but she had big tits and never wore a bra
>have a fetish for nazi femdom and butterfaces now

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This is why I always skipped school, because I was literally 2smart4schewl

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thats a pretty specific fetish, i hope you doing alright

>that time my MILF 8th grade English teacher (and later principal) sat in the cafeteria with a black G-string thong sticking way out of her jeans

pic related is her

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>tfw you'll never be a middle schooler who gets seduced by a hot teacher
>you'll never fuck her during lunch or recess
>she'll never come to you with a weird teared excitement to say shes pregnant
>no kid will ever catch you and think you're a chad and brag for you and then get you caught
>you'll never have to stand trial with your parents watching
>lawyer will never ask you to point to the woman who molested you and you point to the hot teacher
>your dad will never whisper "nice"
>you will never then have to visit your teacher in prison
>you will never have phone sex between the glass as she fingers herself

Man, why even live?

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>tfw male teacher from my old school is actually in prison for setting up cameras in the boys bathrooms
I think he taught like 3rd or 4th grade, pretty fucked up

>go to comm college so live at home
>see resource teacher at blockbuster, admit huge crush
>fuck her for months afterwards, no dating, just fucking
She got a boyfriend around her age was like 27.

God damn that was awesome. I remember her reaction when I just told her straight to her face in the store that I had fantasized about her every day. Blank stare, then smile.

Hope he's raped to death there.

>that science teacher with long, huge feet who always wore sandals and sat with crossed legs while dangling them
She knew what she was fucking doing. I mean it when I say every single moment of class was spent taking as many peeks at them as I could. Never gave a fuck about feet before that, but something about seeing her long smooth soles during the height of my flood of hormones during puberty made some wires get crossed and chemically induced me into getting the fetish. Only for feet as big as hers though for some reason, petite/small feet do literally nothing for me

bump

>Math Teacher
>cute, slight chub with massive ass
>always wore tight, cut above the knee, form fitting dresses
>that one year she was pregnant
>watch her develop over the course of a few months into a literal fertility goddess
>ass and tits got bigger and stayed that way
fuck I miss her so much

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kek

My 10th grade math teacher looked EXACTLY like Mistress T, although I didn't discover her until years after high school, it's still the hottest shit simply because of the resemblance.

Also had a former pro female bodybuilder who taught our gym class and she wore spandex every day while leading the class in stretches. I'm 99% sure this is where my muscle fetish comes from.

Fuck high school was good times.

>working security in a bar
>italian women roll in, all hot
>one of them is heavily pregnant in a black dress, fertility goddess perky swollen tits and thick as hell
>she is drinking water and goes outside for air
>literally just stare at her in awe
>she sees me and pulls a disgusted face, then shock, then neutral, then smiles when I don't look away
>pull out my shitty Michel Thomas Start Speaking Italian volume 1 knowledge with all the "malto bella" and "voglio averlo"
>gets laughs, her English is shit so whatever
>she goes inside, kisses her friends and then comes out and drags me to her car
>make out, she drives me to her house(?), fuck her within an inch of her life, literally feel the baby squirm against my dick, she cums about 9 million times, finishes me off orally and swallows
>swallows
>feel uneasy as I walk home thinking about a baby digesting my cum
>snap out of it when my boss asks me why I'm not at the bar when a guy just bottled one of the barmaids
>record scratch, freeze frame

It's so weird being 19 and rewatching high school movies, you realize how old the actors are

isn't mistress T the one with the video where she keeps calling you a nigger? I swear I remember seeing some porno of that

had a teacher of the same build for (no surprise) PE
>body of an olympic wrestler teaching 1-8 PE
>lanky kid in our class taking karate
>talent show
>he has a solid wood board and someone holding it while he tries to break it in two
>takes him several tries before finally getting it to break
>and now I'd like to bring up a guest Coach Howard!
>literal first try chops it
>funky ass boner watching her act embarrassed for upstaging the little shit

Why is hebephilia acceptable when it's a woman lusting after a boy?

papà sei tu?

...

dat cameltoe

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Gabbagool? Ovuh hea

continued story's
>in middle school
>english teacher was a milf with massive tits
>always wore blouses, can't see much but sometimes it was cold enough her nips would poke through
>have to stay after school one day
>notice the coach is helping some teachers exercise or something by jogging around the school
>shes with them
>they jog right by where I am sitting in the playground
>she is wearing a tight t-shirt and shorts
>can't help but stare directly at her the whole time
>her sports bra is useless, her tits are sloshing around like mad
>she smiles at me
that image is literally burned into my mind, many loads were lost

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Check

>guy who became a pro athlete as a child thinks school is stupid

It doesnt matter if he sees the logic in other shit. If the alternative was jobs no one would chose school as a kid

I do too but she said my breath smelled bad like coffee (she wasn't wrong).

Sounds like a good part of a sitcom and I’m all for the full penetration. Big time man.

Because teen boys should be fucking their lonely attractive female teachers.

there was a legit hot,young teacher when I was in school. Not that rare for a school to have one or two of those. Guessed you lucked out.

Possibly, I don't recall that specific video. This is one of her tho.
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It's ok to talk about it and laugh when it involves women, because everyone knows deep down they wanted to bone one of their teachers.

based

that should be me

>cute english teacher has some cleavage showing
>hornyboi in stands on his desk in the middle of class
>starts wearing turtlenecks all the time

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>that teacher with inhumanly massive titties, nearly the majority of her bodysize, who wasn't pretty or young but made you think naughty thoughs.

>be around 14
>doing private classes because too bored to go outside for them (weird educational system; long story)
>get recommended some 22 YO who just finished Uni for math
>she’s thick
>during the summer she’d wear short shorts and her boobs would almost spill over her crop tops
>jet black hair she’d wear in a long ponytail
I busted many a nuts to the idea of me fucking her, and I had conceal many a boners during our sessions. She kinda looked like Angela White, desu. Not as thick with such big tits, but same build and face.

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Ew.

>Me being 16, HS sophomore
>30-ish teacher pulls me out of class to have me work on computer science project
>She walks in, tight pants, wide babymaking hips, asks me to come with her
>Holds my hand on the way out of class, a bunch of the kids go "whooooo!!!"
>Her hand is warm, perfume dizzying
>I spend next 2 hours sitting next to her as she watches me finish my project. I'm paralyzed with horniness and fear.

I think she wanted me, but was waiting for me to make the movie. Still pissed at myself.

i've had a lot of hot teachers from 1st grade to college (that or i just have a fetish) but none of them have ever, EVER showed me any interest and it kills me inside

>she held your hand
Were you in the special needs classes?

Her getting the shit banged out of her in the closet was hot. Something you'll never see in a mainstream movie again, and it was only like 7 or 8 years ago.

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One of my teachers from Juniors school, maybe year 5. Would check my work by standing behind my chair, leaning over my head and resting her breasts on my shoulders. She never did it to other students, I miss her.