Saw first cut. Who wants deets?

spoil the story

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What's the role of the knights? And what is Kylo's end?

Does it feel like it retcons things from Last Jedi, or can the two movies fit together in a reasonable way?

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No and no. Zori had a way bigger part than I thought she would though.

Was no one ever really gone?

Give details or fuck off, don't string it along for attention.

How much are they paying you to shill this trash?

Does Palpy actually return or was it just a lame recording?

what are the first and last lines of the film?

Tell me everything about Threepio? He’s my favorite character.

How much time is he in the film?
What does he do?
Does he live in the end?

How's they three-way interracial sex scene?

He was pretty much the reason for Kylo Ren’s fall. He’s been haunting the Darth Vader mask Kylo talks to

Rey!
The force will be with you, always.

Why does he wear the mask?
Lotta loyalty for a hired droid

How does Kylo's arc end?

Saw it too, what did you think of the scene where Rambo C3PO guns down a bunch of red stormtroopers alone?

Is Thrawn teased? Is Leia going to die? Is it as safe and boring as The Force Awakens was?

First line is “Well, here we are”
Last line is “far far away”

are the planets and creatures memorable and inventive like in the prequels or drab and uninspired like in the other sequels?

With him ruling the galaxy

kek

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Answer my C-3PO questions, you fuck.

most unexpected moment?

Could you elaborate? What is his final "fight", his conflict, and how does the last fight end?

Based.

Ruling as a good guy or remaining evil?

He shoots a guy and gets his wiped memory back
He lives because anyone in full body costume can be put in the theme park and Anthony Daniels is a sassy bitch

He won’t because he’s LARPING. Anyone who sees an early cut shows their invitational as proof

He’s the star of the movie! Tons of screen time, gets a few kills, and in the end sacrifices himself. Fucking beautiful send off!

Who the fuck is Rey, and actually give a complete answer you fuck

who are the knights of ren?

I’m asking tripcodefag, not you user.

Nice try at LARPing the LARPer though.

Oh he’s evil as fuck. Sith eyes come back and everything.

Post your fucking evidence via stub or quit LARPing

I fucking hate you.

absolutely based

>It cements Luke Skywalker as the best character in fantasy ever though
Elaborate on this.

She’s pretty much Frodo Baggins. Turns out she’s not the hero, she’s just the one chosen to make sure the hero’s story lives on forever.

>it's not a larper

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>Star Wars ends with evil Kylo ruling the galaxy
Is Star Wars saved brehs?

You don’t get a stub to a private in home screening buddy

Is Thrawn teased? Is Leia going to die? Is it as safe and boring as The Force Awakens was?

sounds dumb enough I believe it

>LARPing faggot

It's too good to be true, so that means that it isn't. Which also means Star Wars is dead forever.

No Thrawn, Leia does die, and this movie is anything but safe. It ends with an evil Kylo Ren ruling the galaxy.

>the biggest cuck, who got BTFO by an untrained girl and someone who wasn't even there, wins
Yeah, "saved".

does he kill rey?
if yes, then i'll watch it first day

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Rey beheads Kylo

kill yourself attention whore larper
put a gun to your temple and pull the trigger

What happens to Rey by the end?
What's Luke's role?

have sex

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Rey’s death. Did NOT see that coming.

Does he get Rey pregnant?

So it just sets up the next trilogy? Lame.

How does she die?

It's JJ, he can't ever properly finish anything just more mystery boxes

What role does Luke play in the movie, specifically?

Nope, it ends. There won’t be another trilogy

What makes you think that?
An evil Kylo ruling doesn't exactly seem like a definitive end.

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>and he fucks him up and reminds the Knights why he’s their leader in the first place
Hot.

Does Kylo live?
Do the Knights live?
Who are Rey’s parents?
What does Palpatine do?
Who dies?

She gives herself up to the force as Kylo swings on her, very Obi Wan like.

So whats up with Luke, is hes just normal force ghost or there will be more force teleportation and shit?

Yeah right, like JJ is realy gonna subject himself to the Twitter masses screaming misogyny at him.

So from what you're saying OP, it sounds like this leak was correct?

In home where

How can Luke go down as a great hero if he couldn't stop Kylo?

Any lightsaber battles in the cut you watched? Were they flashy like in episodes 1-3?

force revival

This, I want daddy Kylo to rule over my bussy

>Evil Kylo ruling in the end.
Likely fake and gay, but if true this would be the ultimate transition to the (((woke))) Rian Johnson, D&D trilogy of fuckery.

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>Rey’s death
>disney killing their female audience magnet
This how you KNOW op is larping and lying through his teeth.

Because while the movie ends with Kylo on the throne, it also ends with the true story of Luke Skywalker being broadcast into every home in the galaxy, and you can visibly see the apathy wiped off character’s faces alien and human alike. It’s definitely an ending.

OP's answers are so vague he's clearly a larper you fucking idiots.

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Well, he does in the end.

>Kylo Ren is in trouble. He’s pissed off the Knights of Ren who want to anoint a new leader, a former student of Snoke. He hears Rey is after a weapon she swears will beat him once and for all.
>The resistance is dead. Kylo’s advisors try to convince him Rey is bluffing and even if she raised a Death Star she’d be no threat to him or his reign.
>He visits an oracle who tells him otherwise, that he will maintain his rule but that Rey will ultimately erase everything he’s done from history.
>He doesn’t like that and begins hunting her.
>The First Order strengthens their grip of the galaxy in Kylo Ren’s absence and officially wipe out the Resistance after a final stand by Leia and crew, but Rey is nowhere to be found.
>Her Poe Finn threepio Artoo BB8 and the gang are in fact on a mission, where Rey promises she can provide them with something to beat Kylo forever.
>Kylo catches up with them but is himself being hunted by his own Knights and their new leader. Rey and Kylo fight, then Kylo fights his would be replacement. This dynamic continues across the film until Rey finally achieves her goal. Kylo has been guided by the spirit of Palpatine through Darth Vader’s old mask but decides for himself his destiny is to rule, that no one is manipulating him and he has come too far to turn back.
>Rey tries one more time to bring him back to the light after he slaughters the Knights of Ren. He refuses, and she can not beat him in a duel.
>She raises a massive antenna from the ocean of Endor and the wreckage of the Death Star and Threepio’s memories are broadcast forever.
>Kylo orders his fleet to obliterate the antenna.
>Rey gives herself up and becomes a “shield” for the antenna after telling Kylo even in his rule everything he does will be undone because what she’s done.
>Movie ends with Luke’s voice telling people to take a stand against evil, and Poe says his message will still be heard “A long time from now in galaxies far far away”

OP based leak on this

>broadcast into every home
Haha okay, nice LARP

Broadcasting? You larper, broadcasting?? Like a fucking galactic tv or some shit

Now, I'm positive you're full of shit based tripbro. There's no way Kennedy would let Rey die unless she wants to troll the femcels.

Is Rose demoted to the side character / extra role that she deserves? Surely J.J realised that nobody is interested in her character.

>Luke Skywalker being broadcast into every home in the galaxy

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>the true story of Luke Skywalker

What does this mean? Is there a fake one?

> being broadcast into every home in the galaxy, and you can visibly see the apathy wiped off character’s faces alien and human alike.

How would this change anything? Doesn't everyone know that Kylo is with the Sith?

I mean, that’s pretty much it right there.

You know it always makes me question how the first order was able to gain so much power anyway

How many women/girls really do care about star wars though? Honestly, this franchise is still about explosions and spaceships. They were hoping for the female audience but both solo and last jedi underperformed. And Solo was especially marketed with heavy liberal themes yet failed to draw in the crowds.

>This how you KNOW op is larping and lying through his teeth.
Could also know it because ever other thread where a guy spoiled the story have turned out to be wrong

OP ripped off those "spoilers" from a thread we had last month.

I hope this is true, the outrage would be great

welp, if rey dies, then i'll see it and laugh out loud in the theater lol

Yeah, there’s this huge misunderstanding that Luke is like an all powerful Jedi Master. He’s not. In Luke’s own words he calls himself a “farm boy” who decided to stand for something. It’s pretty cool.

its Disney, it won't end with the white school shooter ruling the galaxy

What true story? That he abandoned the galaxy because he tried to murder his nephew?

There's nobody else they care about.

Little girls specifically only care because they can dress up as Rey and swing their plastic lightsaber toy around. They would never dare damage that. Daisy Ridley might not have any involvement in future stuff, but they can still release cartoons and shit depicting Rey and keep girls happy (and their parents spending $$$ for them). Leia is old and dead. Rose is a fat chink.

What's the role of the red Sith Troopers and why are they called that?

OP answer the most important question

Who are reys parents?

Next time add Reylo to your "leaks" so it's at least worth giving a once-over.

so the "i'm a jedi knight, like my father before me" was retconned
kek

This is the last Star Wars episode of the Skywalker saga. No reason to keep her around.

So he just makes everyone realize he was an underdog?
Always reminds me of how people say Luke is as much of a Mary Sue as Rey whenever in the OT he basically fucked up most of what he did combat and force wise. The Death Star detonation was luck and being guided by obi wan. He would have literally died to palpatine if he hadn’t redeemed his father. Ultimately his only strong power was his hope in the light side. If that’s the point of this ending, then that’s not as bad as it could be. At the same time, I can’t wait for “journalists” to go “ACHSUALLT SWEATY LUKE WAS ALWAYS A WEAK FORCE USER” despite calling him a Mary sue all these years

Honestly if they do kill off Rey it’ll cause an internet shitstorm for a week then no one will care. This will probably bring the hardcore fans back since they can start fresh without Rey and keep Kylo around.

Kylo sells more toys than Rey and most women are into SW because of him and shipping him with Rey, their self-insert.

Even kids love Kylo.

Fuck off Reyshitter.

How many niggers are in it?

Don't question, just consume and consume.

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>What true story? That he abandoned the galaxy because he tried to murder his nephew?
That's kind of funny if you think about it.
>TAKE A STAND AGAINST EVIL!
>Wait, you told us that he tried to murder his nephew.
>Oh, uh, umm...
If anything, it would cement Kylo's rule.

OMG ARE YOU SAYING SHE’S A SKYWALKER :D EBIN
I MUST CELEBRATE THIS WIRH THE ADDING OF CHOCOLATE TO MILK

This. No one gives a fuck about Rey aside from SJW virtue signalers. They'll cause a ruckus about it on twitter for a week tops, then move on to the next popular thing to bitch about.

Kylo is the only one with dedicated fans.

>women love kylo
i don't know how but i'm not surprised...

Idk girls still dress up as Jyn Erso and Leia and they’re both dead

>Kylo ruling the galaxy
Best end.

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This is where you cemented yourself as a LARPer. It is a peety, because for a second, I got excited about Luke being the best character in all fantasy again.

It's because they want to fuck him. Men love him too, though. He's the only character fanboys praised in TLJ.

Beacuse The New Republic passed a Military Disarmament Act that reduced their fleet by ninety percent, when Starkiller Base destoryed the New Republic capital world of Hosnian Prime they also wiped the entire Republic fleet that was orbited the planet

Yep. That’s the point. An anybody can be “Luke Skywalker”. At least, that’s what i took away from it.

this reads like bad fanfic.

None if we're lucky. And if there is, hopefully it's a planet full of them which blows up with them on it.

that's what i don't understand, he's ugly as fuck but i guess that's why people say that you can't understand women

Which doesn't say anything about how real or not it's likely to be. But keep in mind that not a single leak posted on this board before the last jedi came out was correct.

Women: Not even once.

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Oh, I see. You are LARPing for that plot.

Does Jar Jar finally return? Was he the ultimate evil all along?

You need to stop expecting stuff like this. You’re just going to be disappointed.

So will Kylo Ren be the last force user alive?
No new light side force order or anything?

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There was a rumor before TFA cane out that Kylo was blind and could only see through the force, he would’ve had black eyes. Kinda wish they stayed with that.

You had me going for a sec but now you sound like a larpping cucklord

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>girls still dress up as Jyn Erso

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>It's because they want to fuck him. Men love him too, though. He's the only character fanboys praised in TLJ.
I can sort of see why. He's the only one who has a damn arc in these films.

He died in one of the books released a couple years ago. He become a street performer because he was upset about giving Palpatine power then was found dead in the street later.

What happens to Kylo Ren?

My dad works for Star Wars and he says Sheev will come back, holds a speech about how the Jedi and the Resistance are total fuckwits and then gets voted into power again since the people realise he's actually competent.

>Rey's already heard about Luke despite being on a shithole nowhere planet since she was 5
>TLJ shows even little slave kids have heard about Luke and his stand against the First Order
>Go on a big quest to repeat shit everybody knows using an antenna from a fragment of a destroyed space station (that while operational was only partially finished) that's been lying dormant for 30+ years on the edge of the galaxy (knowledge of which Rey shouldn't know), instead of just hitting up the holonet, just building a new antenna, or deploying multiple weaker antennas across the galaxy

Part of me feels like it's fake because it's so outright dumb. The other part of me hopes it's real so it can just cement how terrible the ST is and will help me push it out of my mind for forever.

i was shitposting user
i do not expect nothing from these movies, except rey's death
but don't tell force revival is a thing? i just invented it...

So what happens to R2D2?

10 minutes before the end, Oprah Winfrey walks down the ramp of a Lambda Shuttle. Stops in front of a gathered crowd of rebels. Slowly lifts her arm and points her finger as the smoke behind her dissipates. Then she opens her mouth and screams: "YOU ARE A SKYWALKER, YOU ARE A SKYWALKER" quickly shifting her pointing finger to each and every member of the crowd. "YOU ARE A SKYWALKER, EVERYBODY IS A SKYWALKER!"

So between this leak and the "rey has Kylo's baby" leak which one will come true?

>he was upset about giving Palpatine power then was found dead in the street later.
topkek

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how do your dress up as a pile of ash on a beach

>gets voted into power
Is sheev bran the broken?

>So between this leak and the "rey has Kylo's baby" leak which one will come true?
I doubt that JJ is going to do Force Jizz.

He also does conform to the classic female romantic archetype. He's a 'bad boy' that needs a woman's 'help' to be reformed. Women eat up that beauty and the beast shit.

>he's ugly as fuck

Really? You're honestly going to sit here and say that with a straight face and pretend you don't know EXACTLY why women want to fuck him? Have you ever even talked to a women in your life besides family?

>tall
>thick, dark hair
>pretty eyes
>full plushy lips
>dark prince look going on
>deep ass voice
>powerful
>commanding
>shirtless scene with amazing body
>BIG
>probably has a huge dick
>BIG
>BIG HANDS
>powerful, from elite bloodline
>is somehow madly in love with the nobody heroine despite here not knowing what a shower is and eating with her hands

It's like bait for the Twilight self-inserting fangirls.

>a normal, unmannered girl like me can get the hot powerful guy too!

Like, come the fuck on. You're just being purposely obtuse at this point.

He's played by an amazing actor who can actually play depth and layers and apparently invented the microexpression. He seems like the only character they put effort it.

>the revolution will not be televised faggotry

It doesn’t matter if this is real or a larp. It’s soooo fucking stupid! Holy shit how can people still like this franchise.

Neither

No. The galaxy is still democratic. So they held a vote

>heavy fan boys
pls no bully

No one likes Star Wars anymore, this won't make a billion.

>He's a 'bad boy' that needs a woman's 'help' to be reformed. Women eat up that beauty and the beast shit.
It's funny because he's a mass murderer who also looks like a Chad.

This. It's painfully clear why fangirls love him. Rey is SW's new Bella Swan. That's not a jab on Kylo btw. He's great.

It's the same with Bennidect Cumberbatch, normally he's ugly as fuck but after playing tumblr shows he's hot for some reason

Isn’t the broadcast idea stolen from the Firefly movie?

summer the post

Actually they address your last few points in that Kylo/the First Order control all the “information” (word holiness isn’t used) that the galaxy has access to. They even have to find Lando to find Endor because Kylo has completely erased it and any other systems the rebellion won at because they stand as beacons of hope. As for Rey and the kids knowing about Luke, they think of him as an all powerful Jedi master, and canon does a good job of depicting the mythical status Jedi have among the common folk of the galaxy. The whole point is to show Luke started out as a mere farm boy, that he’s human, that he was once just like the common folk.

Tell us more about Palpatine's possession thing. What other scenes with him are there? How does his arc end?

And Edward and his family were also murderers who literally ate people, but it still made fangirls and Bella wet. It's fiction.

It's honestly not that hard to see that the "damaged" boy is just more interesting character to watch and want to save, especially when he "only shows his vulnerable side to me- I mean Rey!"

Which isn't actually true. Kylo as a character is conflicted and shows his vulnerability to a lot of characters but that's how the fangirls see it.

>he was sweet to Rey, though! And told her she wasn't alone!

Their scenes were good, so I don't blame people for liking the ship.

>Kylo/the First Order control all the “information”
Makes you wonder why The Empire never did that if it was possible. Oh wait i know, it's because J.J. is a hack

Is the Chinese chick from The Last Jedi there? What does Finn do during the entire film? What about General Hux?

That dude actually looks like a fucking alien, Kylo is pretty on a bad day. ESPECIALLY on a bad day because he gets all weepy and messy and that's really attractive in its own way.

He literally looks like a Greek God sculpture here, especially the way they coiffed his hair.

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>in the end sacrifices himself

Oh no my disposable droid I can back up on hardcopy.

He should give all conventionally unattractive men hope. He's hot to people only thanks to his acting ability. You too can get women if you learn to be really good at something.

They did. That’s why even with the map in TFA it was “incomplete”. The Empire erased several systems from databases all across the galaxy and kept them for themselves.

Pathetic larp. Get out of here faggot

Well, there will always be the true canon of the old EU. This is just embarrassing.

I would call it "inbred jew" but okay.

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>Last line is “far far away”
Why do I believe this?

>ends with evil kylo ruling

I believe it only because what else are they gonna do? Gotta hit the reset button and cliffhanger so the next trilogy happens.

Wtf were you expecting? Rey “wins”, turns Kylo, galaxy saved? Then why make more movies? You’d be back in the TFA situation and press reset anyway.

Oh you thought they’d tell a story OTHER THAN EVIL EMPIRE AND BRAVE REBELS? Hahah. No.

The New Jedi Order storyline with Jaina, Darth Caedus and the Yuuzhon Vong invasion was better developed than this trilogy.

You can keep your Palpatine clones and crap like that. That isn’t Star Wars to me and a lot of other people.

This is why you're a virgin.

that's fucking retarded, Jedi have been taking children from low society people since the beginning. Everyone should know anyone can become a Jedi already

Why "evil" though?

>It cements Luke Skywalker as the best character in fantasy ever though

Fuck off Kathy I'm not coming back

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He features a good amount more than I thought, but it’s just Kylo talking to the helmet and him responding.Kylo thinks it’s Vader, and when he finds out it isn’t he destroys the helmet and looks like he’ll turn but yet again doubles down on it being his destiny to rule the galaxy.

he looks like jewish John Snow

This is all fake, btw. The VF articles made it very clear the main focus of the movie is Kylo/Rey forcebond shenanigans.

So far OP has claimed:

>C-3PO is the star of the movie and dies
>Luke is redeemed after TLJ fucked him
>Rey dies
>Kylo is alive and evil and rules the galaxy at the end

OP, why such obvious bait? Retards will still believe you but baiting used to be more subtle and had an art to it.

You’re just literally making the most obviously false claims and yet anons still believe you.

kill yourself zoomer

Hiw much faggotty interracial bullshit are they pushing this time around.

R2D2?

you havent explained shit
fuck out of here

>Jon
>manlet
>ugly

>Kylo
>tall Chad
>attractive

I don't see the resemblance at all.

>because it's so outright dumb

JJ is back which means big, emotional and utterly inconsistent with everything previously established is par for the course.

His method is just making melodrama and bombastic scenes to loud music betting you won’t actually think about what happened. You forgot every JJ movie 5 minutes after it was done because it’s stylistically designed to be that way.

yeah this

Screenshot the thread.

>found dead in the street

Lying for no reason is pathetic.

He doesn’t die but the street performer stuff is true.

That's women though. Men are attracted to signs of physical beauty and health, women are attracted to signs of power, influence, and women.
What I think is funny though is the romance stories that appeal to men or women more. Men desire love stories that centre around beauty, comfort, and companionship, usually as a reward for overcoming some great obstacle (ie rescuing a princess from the dragon). Whereas women tend to desire stories about controlling and subduing the masculine, the good and the bad, and altering or improving the state of another as opposed to themself.

we all thought the yo mama, leia poppins, luke trying to murder ben were all fake because they were retarded too

Yeah who would actually believe this retard

>shirtless scene with amazing body
user pls lol
that scene looked so weird, i thought i was seeing a fucking square with a head

All you can do is bring up one of a handful of negative aspects from decades of storytelling? Compared to what Disney is shitting out endlessly, the EU looks like high art.

Imagine someone retarded enough to write all of this out.

What does Luke do?
What is the best scene in your opinion?
Who was Snoke?
Who were the First Order?
Who is Rey?

Do it yourself

>a reward

Incel spotted

And for your info, one of the most praised aspects about Reylo in the fandom is the idea that they are equals and have an intimate forcebond and can offer each other compansionship that no one else can. And they want Ben to be saved and redeemed and to live happily with Rey.

People get very emotional and attached to his character. Not just romance. I've seen people say they will be happy if he's alive even if Reylo doesn't happen.

Good point but that was retarded yet still appeased the basedboy/SJW masses.

Tiring Luke back into the central hero instead of Rey, killing Rey and having an evil white guy rule the galaxy at the end are not things JJ/KK/Disney would do.

These are the ramblings of a persons fanfiction, not somebody with real information.

t. seething skeleton mode manlet

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Why keep Rey around though? Girls forgot Star Wars/Rey existed since TFA came out. No one buys her merch. She’s losing Disney more money than ever. The only only ones who would go crazy for 2 days are the Twitter SJWs.

What would the story be in the next trilogy if they killed off Rey and killing is ruling the galaxy?

Are you a man?

Do we have actual sales figures

you got the manlet part right
but i'm not a skeleton, one year at the gym and i could be the best looking manlet in the world

COPE

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Why would C3P0 be a badass killer? He's a protocol droid, a google translator at best.

if this is an AMAZING body, then i'm motherfucking thor

The broadcast shit was leaked months ago you worthless newfags

Women genuinely do like kylo ren

my sister went on and on about the sexual tension between kylo and Rey in last Jedi. She said I look like kylo once years ago and dressed up as Rey for Halloween. I find this all mildly concerning.

Trying to 'redeem' Luke after TLJ fuck up is something Disney would do to fix their failing IP and bring back the fans.

Rey is far more popular than Kylo, even among sjws. Rey dies doing something 'heroic' and 'obiwan like', which is enough to appease them and you'll just hear "Rey is just like Obi Wan" parroted now.

Kylo's rule will fail because of Rey's message, the white male fails at ruling will also appease sjws

>it was a seething manlet all along

every time

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I'm sorry incel that I don't spend every second of my life here

Well you see the reason why women find his body attractive is the fact that he doesn't look like he's on steroids.

How the fuck is this thread still up?

I genuinely cannot tell if anons are fucking with OP or are just so retarded that they believe him.

>it also ends with the true story of Luke Skywalker being broadcast into every home in the galaxy
>the true story

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uwah! Choke me Daddy Ren!

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They bake them into other figures to hide it from shareholders but they did have to own up on major shortfalls on the entire licensing sector and did cite underperforming Star Wars licenses as the cause.

Basically what you’ve seen in practice from heaps of one dollar merch year over year is what’s happening all over. It’s bot selling. For some fucking reason they’ve also suicided the license where it was ahead of its time and strong, in vidya.

>mfw straight white men don't get eliminated from the galaxy

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Weren't they editing it as they were filming, testing out a new approach?

But the retards that worship this shit don’t care about the implications of Rey’s sacrifice or that Kylo will fail eventually.

They take things at surface level which is what these movies are made for.

If for arguments sake, OP isn’t a lying faggot, this movie will be ripped apart by the media and SJWs and that goes against everything’s Disney has been trying to pushback Star Wars wise.

It simply doesn’t make sense.

In the end Rey will win, Kylo will die, Luke will be looked at as a second rate faggot and Rey as the true chosen one.

The 6 George Lucas films will be remembered by the general public as problematic white suprematist films and the sequels as WOKE and empowering.

It fucking sucks but deep down you know I’m right.

He guides Rey at points but mostly taunts Kylo, kind of like what Yoda did in ESB but more, hostile? I guess.
The best scene is far and away Rey and Kylo’s first fight. Holy shit that scene is going to be spectacular (wasn’t quite finished yet). Emotionally though it was Threepio’s death
They don’t say who Snoke was
The First Order seems pretty self explanatory. Just successors to the Empire.
Rey is a girl the Force chose to make sure Luke’s story lived forever.

>leaked
You mean the same LARPer returned to build on his fanfic

faggot with shit tastes confirmed

Interesting. And also it seems like galaxy’s edge is not as popular as expected (probably because it’s a bunch of super fucking expensive gift shops and “experiences”). It’s weird to see how universal just makes almost everything cheaper and more user friendly than Disney these days. Some of the Harry Potter shit is expensive as fuck, but at least they have decent rides (the ones that aren’t completely screens) and the refreshments are cheaper and better

Only other manlets and gays like super ripped bodies.

>>Rey gives herself up and becomes a “shield” for the antenna after telling Kylo even in his rule everything he does will be undone because what she’s done.
Kylo will just kill everyone who oppose him, Rey has just sent thousands to their deaths. What kind of fucking plan is that?

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does JJ ever explain the mystery box of how Maz got Anakin's Lightsaber?

>Rey and Kylo’s first fight. Holy shit that scene is going to be spectacular
yeah, so spectacular
a fight between a Jedi/Dark Jedi vs a fucking who with no training whatsoever

But it was ultimately not his force abilities that saved the day. It was his charisma and his devotion to the light side. The fact he Believed he could find the good in his father.
But nu Luke wanted to almost kill kylo cause he had a bad dream so

Stop embarrassing yourself retard. Youre rambling. Just keep quiet and we will see one way or the other whether he is right

Women here. Can confirm. They blocky, dorrito bodies disgust me. Kylo is clearly natural and his frame is big too, it's not just muscle on some lanklet, manlet frame.

They “teleport” to several different planets during the fight and the planets they choose aren’t finalized yet

I buy it? Luke as televised ghost Christ. This is where Disney was headed and why they bought Star Wars

at the end of the day Disney will care more about money than virtue signaling. All the media and sjw shilling over TLJ has done nothing to boost sales and Galaxy's Edge is failing. They'll try to pander to the old fans to bring them back while trying their best not to piss off sjws. They're NPCs, just pay off one media article of how Rey's sacrifice is the most feminist thing evar and sjws will eat it up

>kylo
>Jedi
Kylo isn’t a sith or a Jedi. He’s a dark force user

>Rey is far more popular than Kylo

Lmao imagine being this retarded

This thread has one too many LARPer already trannie.

If it makes you feel any better, Reylo wasn't mainstream until TLJ. Most tumblrinas thought they were related or she was going to hate him forever. So if it was years ago, she probably didn't think they were going to bang yet.

They still wanted to fuck Kylo since TFA though, so that's awkward. Maybe. For you.

Virtually nobody in the new trilogy is written well, but that doesn't mean Rey and Kylo aren't following the archetypal female romance. That kind of pairing is going to be something, women especially, will latch onto. Nothing you said invalidated anything I said. Rey, a Mary Sue, arguably even a self-insert, is trying to change the broody and dark bad boy Kylo. This is instantly recognizable and appealing to people, so they latch right onto it.

*Kylo far more popular than Rey
my bad

Money is irrelevant to the grand plan of their Luciferian/Masonic religion. If it were the top priority, they’d pander to the fan base rather than going full bore social engineering at the expense of all other variables.

You clearly have no clue how any of this works brainlet

how is he not a Jedi?
fucking luke skywalker trained him and from what i saw in TLJ, he was a Jedi Knight/Master by the time Luke tried to kill him

When everybody is special, no one is.
This is how you destroy Star Wars. The "deconstruction" started in TFA is now achieved.

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Yes, because Disney and Lucasfilm haven’t doubled down on the SJW and diversity shit regardless of TLJs or Star Wars’ failure in general.

Get cucked.

It is HEAVILY implied the Luke that haunts Kylo is not the real Luke, just Kylo’s self doubt manifesting.

This is honestly great, given how fucked they/we are

>seems like galaxy’s edge is not as popular as expected

There’s juicy insider gossip on this too. The original plan for it was incredibly ambitious. It’s been scaled down incrementally to this afterthought.

A Star Wars land would have seemed like a no brainer themepark a decade or so ago. So many opportunities for rides and games and environments. I think we again see the weakness of the brand reflected in how they shy away from doing big things with it.

By the numbers Star Wars should be one of the biggest IPs in the world. It should have clout. But it’s actually horribly hollow an investment.

Unfortunately the “George conned the mouse” thing doesn’t work out since most of the payment was (as always in high number transfers) stock. George wants Star Wars to succeed otherwise he takes it in his own pocketbook.

>Rey is far more popular than Kylo

u fucking wot m8?

That bitch couldn't even trend during Celebration when half the trailer was her breathing. Kylo was the only ST char trending on twitter during that and the VF articles.

Rey is there for virtue signallers to make a lot of noise about and mainstream pop culture lovers to meme about for a week after the trilogy is over and move on to the next thing.

Nope. In this movie he becomes a Sith

If that fucking movie really does use the broadcast Luke rumor as other people have said, I hope people keep posting that screencap over and over.

>anybody can be “Luke Skywalker”
except for white cis boys

tell us about the identity politics in the film please

You can think I'm a tranny if you it makes you feel less inscure (it won't), but that also won't change the nasty horny shit I read on twitter ever day about him from other women either.

>Rey is a girl the Force chose to make sure Luke’s story lived forever.
I thought the motto was bury the past?

This sounds plausible and while not great much better than whatever we'll eventually see on screen.

The only thing being buried is Rian Johnson.

Kylo is written well and people like him regardless of the romance aspect because he was insanely popular with fangirls even before shipping him with Rey was mainstream.

Yes Reylo does follow obvious romantic tropes, but your retarded incel diatribe was implying women don't care about companionship or healthy relationships and happy ends which is all I see Reylo fangirls hoping for.

>The First Order seems pretty self explanatory. Just successors to the Empire.
There's no build-up though. The people who took over after the Empire was done (aka the Rebels) should've been the enemy of this new trilogy.

So if Palpatine is haunting Vader’s mask would pic related essentially be essence transfer?

He couldn’t transfer to Anakin since he just turned back so the evil power he could transfer to would be vader’s suit

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>and she can not beat him in a duel

She already did this though.

Media have pushed pretty people on girls for so long that it became boring. Interesting looking men, like Ed Sheeran or Adam Driver are the new hot people. Weird = hot.

OP is a fake and gay larper. No surprise there.

it was a typo faggot

You are so full of it. Why do people always post in these bulshit threads when it's obvious the OP is just an attention whore?

because they thought SW was a golden goose they could't ever fail they could push their sjw shit. that has proven wrong so they have to fix the brand

But this makes sense if people knew Luke as this great wizard but the idea is to let people know that he was just a human, that's the inspiring part.

Do they even mention Anakin in this shitshow?

welp, i guess i'm not hot or weird looking
i guess i'll off myself someday

The whole damn point of Last Jedi was the past is important and we should learn from failure. Honestly my G what the hell did you watch?

OP is a shill faggot.

Take your subversive expectations elsewhere Rian.

Glad somebody gets it

the same shitshow you did

>defending TLJ
Disney shill confirmed. Nothing to see here people.

All ex marines stay swole their whole lives, I'm always impressed. They may be dumb and often failures but I'm still mirin.

Why would Luke be a hermit who rejects the Jedi

That scene unironically made this body shape considered attractive among women.
T. Actually visit other websites where there are girls

You can repeat this in every Star Wars thread, but it will still be a lie.

>my G
holy shit can you sound like anymore of a fag

>pathologically defending TLJ
> “my G”
Disney kike confirmed.

Off yourself. Lying is one thing and shilling is another, but lying and shilling? Have you no standards faggot?

LOL
yeah, it's not like lukes story was known already at the end of TLJ.
go fuck yourself you larper

>ex marine

Yikes. It's former Marine, thank you very much.

And he is neither dumb nor a failure!

Every Marine I know who’s in their mid thirties is a fat alcoholic.

I love how shills gone from defending "let the past die" as some genius meta commentary on SW going a brand new direction to now "tHE pAsT iS iMpOrTaNT"

>Movie ends with Luke’s voice telling people to take a stand against evil, and Poe says his message will still be heard “A long time from now in galaxies far far away”
Not only can I believe this, I'm guessing the movie will end on a little girl who is heavily implied to be Kathleen Kennedy overhearing his message. You just know she would.

Are there clones of Palp and shit?
Why do they go to the death star?
Let me guess, it's not the death star we knew about.

This is the shittiest "leak" ever
it's awful maybe it's true?

Is the title really a reference to the Jedi Order being replaced with "Skywalkers?" Because that is pretty much the final nail in the coffin for this franchise if it's true.

If I really do get dragged to see this movie, as soon as that happens I am going throw up my arms and shout "I AM SKYWALKER!" while running out of the theater.

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>someone said something I disagree with so they're an incel.
Of course women care about companionship (and happy endings) you dulard, that's a fundamental desire of all humans. I'm speaking in general terms because I'm talking about archetypes and remarking on the differences found in the ones that appeal to men or women. My comment had to do with how the female archetype typically involves the subjugation and reduction of the masculine, whereas the male counterpart doesn't involve the reduction of the feminine, but rather puts it on a pedestal.

I'm not demonizing one or the other, just making note of the differences that exist between the psychology of the sexes.

That was literally theme of the movie. Not my fault retards like yourself took the villain’s word to heart and apparently tuned out for the last hour and a half.

...

>and she can not beat him in a duel.
nope, bullshit.

I remember feeling really bad for him for having such a fucking wide torso but now I'm jerking off daily.

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Absolutely not. The word Jedi has transcended nerd culture. Why in the world would they replace it?

But that was the actual theme of the movie. Kylo was all like let the past die, but the victory was in actually reaching out to the past. It was hamfisted to the brim.

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Yeah it’s awkward. But she’s halfway across the country so whatever
she also once moaned my name while her boyfriend was hugging her

>The whole damn point of Last Jedi was the past is important and we should learn from failure.
That's... not what TLJ was about. The lesson was "listen and believe women". Holdo, Leia, Rose, Rey never failed.
The past wasn't important to Rian, that's why he showed Yoda burn the temple and act as he was the first time he met Luke instead of acting like a wise master.

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the whole point of the tlj is that men are evil

>bad guys winning
Just like donald drumpf
Gotta make sure 2020 will be the year we assemble luke dumbledores army and beat the nazis once and for all

Why would they replace Luke, Han or Leia with their shitty OCs? Why would they hand over their most important movie to Rian "Literally Fucking Who" Johnson? Why would they spend 3 billion on a shitty theme park with only one ride at launch? Disney is provably retarded as fuck.

How should the title be understood then? If it's actually about Luke, why not 'the Skywalker' but a descriptive verb?

i'm actually this, minus the beard

It might as well be (and could very possibly be after release) called The Rise of Luke Skywalker.

And minus any acceptable height number.

would be better to just cancel everything and make the sequel shit non canon at this point

80% of women think 80% of men are below average, while thinking that they themselves are above average. Because 80% of women are retarded and don't understand what an average even is.

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Stop acting like you all wouldn't let Adam Driver pulverize your pussy/bussy/thrussy just to say you fucked Kylo Ren

its kind of disgusting how media continued to make fun of the guy especially in context of the snowflake culture we live in

good one, made me laugh

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>This
Based

you're such a fucking brainlet it hurts

>giving disney money

Name one single example of the past being respected. I'll wait

He's the bad guy. Women get wet when they see a villain. Most serial killers and assassins have long lists of fangirls.

great, now i hate my parents for teaching me to be a good person and not do drugs

I am pretty sure one of my brothers is going to offer to pay for my ticket even though they know I don't want to see it, and I'd be kind of a dick to say no. I am going to tell them to buy me a ticket for a different movie though and then I'll sneak in. It's not like the theater will be crowded.

I still might not go though. Even if Disney gains nothing from me seeing their shitfest on a ticket for Jumanji, I'll still lose a little of my soul by watching it.

Nobody actually believes this faggot right?

Thanks!
You didn't really elaborate on Zori's role beyond mentioning she's more in the movie than you anticipated. Who is she, what does she do?

What do you mean just to say. I think we would pay him to do it.

Rey taking the Jedi texts? Leia literally saying we have everything we need with the lightsaber that literally represents the Skywalker legacy? Luke overcoming his failure? Holy shot mate are you being purposefully obtuse?

Stop blaming others and develop a personality.

>Rey taking the Jedi texts
Pointless since we have no idea what they contain

>Leia literally saying we have everything we need with the lightsaber that literally represents the Skywalker legacy?

What the fuck does Leia know her character was all over the place with her marry poppins shit to begin with

>Luke overcoming his failure
Dying like a bitch and leaving others to clean up the bullshit is not overcoming anything

that was sarcarsm
i only blame myself

The Last Jedi also panders to the post-modern mindset that your elders are stupid and you're smarter than them because the world hasn't ruined you yet. It's this entitled idea that you already know everything you need to know and that everything that came before is stupid and should be thrown out.

The shot of the Jedi books in the Millennium Falcon at the end was a post production addition, because Disney panicked and realized that Rian was writing the franchise into a corner. It was one of a great many changes they made in a failed attempt to salvage the movie, as you can see by watching the deleted scenes. Rian Johnson was trying to make a subversive comedy film and by the time Disney realized they needed to reel him in, it was too late and all the could do is try and cut down on the comedy scenes.

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We're overrun with summerfags. They'll believe any bullshit that's fed to them.

Short men are pretty much the most acceptable target in the culture right now. I am just average heigh and I still get shit from guys who are 5' 10", not to mention all the entitled women who think that 6' is average even though only 15% of Americans are that tall.

Some 5'9" white knight tackles a 5' man who wasn't even talking to him and he gets praised by the media. I hope that Mr. Napoleon sues that guy's ass off and makes an example out of him.

Rian Poster, is that you? Getting tired of shilling for Rian already?

What is this clip from>

A movie that failed to convey those things.