Is this what they are resorting to now since all the critics are shitting on this movie? Really?

Is this what they are resorting to now since all the critics are shitting on this movie? Really?

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imagine the sex

Remember when Seth Rogan didn't give a flying fuck about the Hollywood agenda? I miss those days.

How is it getting bad reviews? I thought Disney buys reviews.

I think all the Lion King characters should be LGBTQI+.

Why does the concept of platonic male friendship offend people so much?

In Lion King 2.5 doesn’t Timon have a girl crush?

And in Timon & Pumba TV show they had several episodes of both of them trying to hit on girls.

The opposite offends people too. Look at any fan base for a anime full of female characters.
>they’re ALL lesbians!

that's a rape a meerkat can't consent

I’m imagining it and I don’t like it one bit

>sir critics dont like our films
>uhhhhh say its possible that there are gay characters?
>NO I SAID POSSIBLE, WE DONT WANT TO UPSET THE CHINESE MARKET

You can just look up r34 of them, bro, no need to imagine

that's because yuri is moe, and moeshit is all that sells anymore

do you think timon is a braapp head?

this is super pathetic. they thought they would buy woke critics with 98% black cast. yet uncanny valley and voices were such duds that critics forgot about pushing progressive narrative. now disney is trying to coerce the rest of them into giving it a pass by appealing to gay rights since blm flopped like a bitch.

Thank, I’m gonna go and not do that now. Nasty.

Found it.

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Yup, 3 grown men sleeping together like this is totally straight and not gay at all.

Yea Forums is literally dense.

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That's just Timon and Pumba in drag

You faggots realize the TV show isn't canon at all.

To be fair to weed man he literally can't give any other response, same with the Lando situation.

>Is X character gay
>no
>'Why this answer from X actor reeks of homophobia'

>Is X character gay?
>Ehh...uhh sure being gay is great! I wish you were gay so I could suck your cock right now!
>'X character confirmed to be gay by X actor..And that's a good thing!'

Well, Pumbaa couldn't top because he'd split Timon in half, but then Timon topping would be like sticking a needle in a train tunnel. Surely they'd be terribly frustrated?

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>sleeping with your bros means you're gay
are you a woman?

>Are ya achin'?
>Yup yup yup
>For some bacon?
>Yup yup yup

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Because...?

Didn't that lion fuck a she-lion in the end ?

These are the best reviews they could buy

You forgot the P

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because it's powerful. they're threatened by brotherhood.

w-what happens in this picture ?

He always had dogs in the fight. If his loxist overlords tell him to push weed, he pushes weed. If they tell him up push homosexuality in children's products, he pushes homosexuality in children's products. He deserves the rope

Kike and Heeb force homosexuality on children? Weird.

how is this not illegal
imagine if the genders were reversed

You either eat that grass or eat my ass, Simba

They were literal bug chasers

This shit beggars belief

Children's films will be hardcore gay buttfucking inside 10 years at this rate.

>forcing homosexuality on children
Nobody's forcing kids to be gay you deluded retard, what's the American Family Association doing on this site anyway?

Imagine if the ages were reversed, sign me up.

I just realized something, how come Timon and Pumbaa tv series was never released on dvd or bluray?

Timon Richard Geereing it up thr asshole of Pumbaa

A warthog buttfucking a meerkat.

Say it ten times so the image sticks.

Well, they already gave Timon a stereotypical gay lisp, but you'd think Pumba would be the bottom.

>warthog assfucks a meerket

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It wouldn't even fit, in fact Timon probably isn't even big enough to fuck Pumbaa's Jap's eye.

so...what is this?

ordinary afternoon for liberals

when the genders are reversed it's called a pride parade

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Disney has a fuck ton of stuff from that era that they don’t give a fuck about. Has to do with Eisner being a massive dick. But this is Yea Forums so the jews did it

Women can't process friendship because it 1) distracts attention away from them which is as important to women as oxygen 2) everything is seen through the lens of sex with women because it's all they have to offer and 3) women have no friends, they only have harem-mates and competition.