Reminder that women hate the most:

Reminder that women hate the most:
-baby dicks
-premature ejaculation
-long refractory periods

If you have at least ONE of them, you do not deserve to service a woman and you will NEVER be happy.

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Is my 4.7 inches enough?

5 inch god here, it's a bit on the short side, but I'll allow it.

>caring what women like
What are you, a beta? Besides after I've fucked a girl once, I've won, there isn't much reason to fuck her again.

Why does a man need a woman to be happy?

Nobody deserves anything.

Women actually hate guys who can't give them children.

t. 35yr old with broken/dead sperm. 5 of my 6 girlfriends finished with me because they wanted to children.

I have a hard time cumming from jerking off too much, so I fake the first then I'm "ready to go again" after a few minutes. Bitches love it.

who cares what women want?

>have 5 incher
>if i don't pace myself i nut in 1 minute but can last 2-3
>short refractory period, 30ish minutes
>been fucking an asian mommy with a fat fucking ass and cumming inside
>know she has never orgasmed
don't care

>5.5 inch prince of dicklets
>can go for 15-20 minutes without splerging
Is it a gift or a curse?

>exposing yourself as a dicklet

regardless why does a man need a woman to be happy?

who gives a fuck what women like

Why do you care about the penis size of random people on the internet? It doesn't matter, break the conditioning.

All this is bullshit. Women care about one thing: CONFIDENCE! And NEWSFLASH, I got none

I have 1 and 2, but atill have sex. U mad?

I'm proud of how God made me (in his image).

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this pic reminds me of myself except no woman really likes me, lmao

Faggot detected

do women really care about penis size? i want non-meme answers


t.somebody who never had a gf

Are you Kramer?
I mean how do you fake a male orgasm?

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Based hes just like me!

Not an argument.

You go 'Ohh, OHHH,' and then assuming you're wearing a condom toss it in the trash before she looks
If she's expecting you to nut inside you're already dead

Women only care about being pleasured. If they're used to getting off on 7 inches and you only have 4 then you can do the math

Just buy a penis pump if your so insecure. You’ll gain like 1-2 inches permanently after a year

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That’s interesting. I only have a hard time cumming when i fuck girls above like 5’7 or something. My dick is conditioned to small spelunking adventures and not extensive caves.

If you don't have a micropenis, no not really. Some do tho, mostly due to being meme'd into it

Based and Rodgerpilled

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Dad bod, dick is huge, very handsome face and hair/beard, still young but my stamina is starting to take a hit for some reason, and I easily get cramps in my legs after a while.
Tips please.

the irony of this post is palpable

Dilate

They do, but it's not the end of the world

I've got a big dick and pretty much every time I pull it out, women tell me about someone they fucked before with a tiny dick

Good thing I don't have any of those issues, nor do I like women. Kill yourself, you pathetic straightfag. You will never know true happiness.

>sex tips from Yea Forums
Buddy
Just eat right, exercise, it's hippy dippy bullshit to talk about your 'rhthyms' but it's also legit, just keep everything working as it should be
If dad bod means fat, that's probably your problem

I accept your concession.

lmao, dicklet copes

>he will never know the joy of having a family
Neck yourself fag