Welcome to the comfy matrix thread sweety, and don't worry about those dubs

what's really going to bake your noodle later on is:
would you still have got single digits if you hadn't called dubs?

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Whoa, Deja vu

EMPTY

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Whoa.

wtf was his problem?

tfw life is just a simulation created by our brain

>You're cuter than I thought. I see why she likes you.
>Who?
>Not too bright, though.

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there is no dubs

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it is not the dubs that are checked, only yourself

Why user, why keep posting, do you believe you're posting for something, something more than (you)s? can you tell me what it is, do you even know?

she was talking about herself in the 3rd person
based brown granny wanted to get bleached

I bet she has a good brapper

Hi Granny. Can I have some of your cookies

>was a recently-divorced 32yo
>get fit 5'1" black CPA 50yo grandmother fuckbuddy
>she was super churchy and devout
>would get a nasty mouth on her when we would fuck, though
>I had a beard at the time, and she called me her "handsome white Jesus"
>Would effortlessly swallow my semen like communion
>Enjoyed her until I moved away

It really is some good puss if you get the chance, bros

gross

Dubs?

...

BASED

He's beginning to believe.