Spends 20+ years alone on a ship

I am fairly normal, lift and eat better than anyone around me. I am even going out drinking with a few people tonight, but most of my time is spent in my room yes.

At this point its just your fault.

>Releases No Love Deep Web

Never said it isn't.

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he stole and ate watermelon for 20 years

I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENTINE TONGUE

You need to start making friends with broads. You are horribly undersocialized. Dont worry about kisding or relationships yet. Just learn how to keep womens company. The more the merrier and you dont need to feel guilty since its just friends at first.

He saw footage.

TACK....K-K-K-KYON...
T-TACK...
TAAAAAAACK...

Same but 26, 27 in three months.

I am perfectly aware of that, but I don't want to become an ultimate beta orbiter making """friends""" just to maybe fuck one 6 months later. I am also perfectly aware that if I approached like two hundred drunk women tonight that atleast one would agree to make out or whatever, but I don't care about it to that point that I would actively go out and seek for it with all my effort.

I decided to pursue my hobby/interest to the fullest till the day I die, and if it happens in the process great, if not who gives a fuck.

Based. Fuck roasties.
Reminder that any slut you kiss has had another mans semen in her mouth.

Did he eat his own shit?

ever wondered if youre actually gay? you probably are if youre a normal human being who socializes but never kissed a girl

Based redditor

Now Sneed

43 year old Grand Vizer who has never kissed a girl or even held a girl's hand or even had sex. Sure I've fapped about a gazillion times but that gets boring and I've been bored all week. Were I that guy I'd probably play games all day and sing and write stories and talk to my robot about existence and stuff.

Which flick is this from?

Lampin ans chillin

Ahahaha you're pathetic

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Nope never wondered or had the slightest doubt in my mind.
From what I understand being gay AND a late 20s kissless virgin is basically impossible.

Chill with TARS

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THOT BEGONE

Underrated

Jerked it, watched oldies, wrote a book and finally organized his porn directory.

sauce?

Got in front of a mirror and marveled how big and hard his bbc is and imagined a white guy's wife sucking it off while the white guy watched in excitement.

Saw footage. Got #noided.

Im gonna be honest, I totally would have left them after like a few months. Like, fuck that shit

Imagine how many bicycles he had stashed in that ship

Fap to Cooper's daughter videos

YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK

Same here, I just can't be bothered.

>gay

Gays fuck more than anyone else from what I understand though.

interstellar

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Oh grand wizard teach us the power please.