Alright so let's get real for a minute... How long does it take for the psychotic behaviour to kick in?

>And I've had faps where I thought myself disgusting afterwards and wished it didn't happen.
Wow, you're fucking up, man.

Wait what does that mean? what exactly is he fapping to?

>basic understanding of math

Why would reliving the same day over and over "break" my understanding of maths? You'd understand pretty quickly what was happening and eventually start to keep mental notes of how many days/weeks/months have gone by.

Fat women just because the tits are big.

>thinking you'd have to rape
>Not going to the local watering hole and getting some easy tale

Jesus you guys really are hopeless

This is what most man would eventually do, I mean no one would actually get hurt..

>Local watering hole

1 in 20 posters on Yea Forums are actually Zebras. Be wary.

Because how would you explain the stoppage of time? Somewhere in your brain you're cranking out calculations about how the world works. When reality fundamentally shifts that sector of your brain goes into disarray. This has all kinds of effects on overall health.

Nah I'm too stupid to think about that stuff lol

What the fuck are you talking about? It's really simple, user:
>Wake up
>Count the hours until reset/death
>Keep adding those numbers up in your head
>Use that number to multiplay in 24's
>Use that to count the days, etc

This isn't rocket science.

If it's in modern day, you could play vidya all day although if most matches/people are exactly the same you would eventually run out of options but that would take a very long time. I think after 500-1000 years I would get bored because I would have mastered games, have no competition because I'm just better than everyone which would be boring as fuck

>he thinks humanity evolved to calculate time
As long as there's a day/night cycle human brains don't give a shit about whether it's possible to keep track of time or not, and your world-view shifting doesn't do shit to your health. If it did humanity would have been fucked before we even stopped being tree-dwellers, because that's a fucking terrible trait in a species that's evolving sentience.

Imagine having unlimited time. You would be able to memorize every book on every subject and become an undisputed master in any field you wanted. Quietly you could practice anything day by day and emerge a master of any skill by the end. Want to become a pro gamer? You’ll certainly be one by the end of the two year mark, you’ll have 10,000 hours amassed in any game you want if you aim for it. Want to become a pro athlete? You couldn’t get stronger or improve your cardio, but you could definitely emerge a master of archery or shooting. A gold medal at the Olympics would be assured. You could master form and strikes for any martial art you wanted, too. You could learn any number of languages, become a master of art, the possibilities are almost endless.

>Using your immortality and no-consequence reality to play fucking videogames

Well that's a depressing thought.

What do you do with your mortality and consequence-laden existence

Yeah but you'd only ever have a single 24 hour period in which to show people this. You could theoretically learn everything but you'd have no way of using any of it for a meaningful length of time.

What Bill Murray did. Learn new skills and learn about people. Not shut yourself in to autistically master kid's games.

>take drug to make me not sleep
>stay awake for atleast an entire day
>get news crew to get me the hell out of these
>if curse can't follow me, celebrate!

This.
There is an extremely large amount of things you could fill your time with.
And every next day, assuming the starting conditions are good, could turn out completely different, and potentially better and better, as you progress.
As long as you apply yourself, I think it'd take many, many years, maybe centuries or more, before it would get genuinely depressing, if it ever would.

Is it about showing things to people?
You could experience "the same day" molded into a vast amount of unique ones.

The inability to form long-term relationships and actually connect with anyone in any meaningful way is what would ultimately get me, I think.

Well, I have sex for one.

Dummy, you load up on skills and then use them when you break the cycle. You obviously don’t, because you’re here

>yfw you just black out no matter what at the end of the day and reset

A movie that actually explored the dark side of this premise would be profoundly kino. I'm way more interested in the thousands of resets where Murray lost his mind and became psychotic that you don't see than in the final nirvana state movie we got.

As soon as I was certain there were no consequences I'd go pretty rabid.

Dilate

My point is all the stuff you learn and knowledge you acquire would be ultimately pointless. You couldn't help mankind with it, or cure cancer, or send a man to the far reaches of the galaxy.

It would be vacuous. I'd rather wank off all day desu senpai.

I think I'd be too afraid of doing something that harms anyone besides myself because I don't know when the loop is going to finish. Imagine going on some rapestravaganza and turns out that was the last reset you got. Maybe I've watched too much Twilight Zone but I got a real fear of Murphy's Law.

When you think about the incredibly vast amount of opportunities this would give you, it almost sounds like paradise.
Given enough time, you might come to have incredible control of your existence on this perpetual day, and yet always(or at least for an obscenely long time) have options to make it entirely new and surprising.

I'm a neet, I've been doing the same shit every day for 3 years. Worse still, I've been stuck in the same room for the majority of that 3 years. And I am perfectly sane.

The trouble with actually going nuts is that whoever is resetting you might decide that the world you end up in after your crime spree is the one you belong in after all.

But 'yourself' would be the only thing you ever could change. There would be no progress in the world., so toying with what you are and are capable of would be the only marker of progress you could rely on.

Nah, our skills are much more hard capped- You don't become an olympic athlete by training alone, you have to be genetically gifted as well.

You’re a moron. You will still have the knowledge after you break the loop. The idea is to become a master of things, then break the cycle.

It's a bad idea because of other reasons. Your progression is not saved in any game so games become boring quickly. There is only a few you can play comfortably.

Also Everyday you need to download install, them, create an account if we talk about online games. Shitload of hassle

Still with internet the time loop becomes much much better because we have access to almost entire human knowledge.

This definitely holds true for swimmers and stuff, but I think there's a bit more leeway with archery for example. As long as you don't have shit eyesight or something you should be able to just put in the hours.

>And every next day, assuming the starting conditions are good, could turn out completely different, and potentially better and better, as you progress.
That's it. That's the film.

Skills are hardcapped not because of genetic promise alone, but primarily the scarcity of time. Take pro gaming. Pro gamers probably have much better reaction time and observational skills than the average person, but if I played LoL longer than the best in the game had been alive, I would probably do pretty well against him

>Your progression is not saved in any game so games become boring quickly. There is only a few you can play comfortably.
You underestimate the autism of speedrunners and the like. They'd take it as a challenge to learn how to finish a game in the most efficient ways so they could finish them in one sitting.

I have many online games and games popular with speedrunners already installed on my computer. It would be no trouble whatsoever to become a master of them

Why is the concept so amazing, and why is the conclusion so shit? He becomes one of the most talented, wisest men to ever live, and then breaks the cycle by wooing some thot.

What should have been one of the best surreal comedies of all time becomes a lame 90s romcom all about treating women like princesses as the ultimate thing a man can achieve.

>all these existential replies
I'd fucking rape all day every day

Well, yeah.
But the film is extremely underwhelming to say the least, in terms of exploring the concept.

>After you break the loop

How the fuck do you know this will ever happen? You might be stuck in eternal purgatory. I mean, your knowledge of time and reality has already been BTFO, how do you know your loop will end at all?

>catched

Because I watched the movie, dumbass

You'd get one rape and then the cycle would break to give you your just desserts, you simple-minded fool.

>The inability to form long-term relationships and actually connect with anyone in any meaningful way is what would ultimately get me, I think.

Haha yeah, imagine that... it would be horrible I think haha

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Worth

Am I the only one who hated her? Bill's too good for her.

Therefore rape is the answer to breaking the cycle. Bam, I'm fucking enlightened.

Imagine one day some faggot emerges as a master of history and philosophy, a sublime artist, a godlike musician, a chess grandmaster, a crack shot at any distance, with perfect knowledge of all the scientific and literary achievements of man. Would he just be made king? Is that how the Emperor from 40k spawned?

Well in that case you'll have to learn the meaning of kindness, regret, respect, loss, love, etc etc.

Good luck with that on your pursuit of relentless autistic knowledge.

you are retarded if you think most people would do this. Most people would go fucking insane after a few months.

I don't give a shit, obviously I can only speak for myself

Reminder that what we experience as our omnipresent existence is so unthinkable to the average person that they would consider it a maddening hell

>stuck in the same place, and every day is the same, and nothing you do matters
welp, that about sums it up for me.

The only runs I'd do where other people got hurt were the ones I'd be making sure I died at the end of. Death is the only true way to cheat justice.

>hurrr durrrrrrrr you cant learn heart thing after you learn book thing!!!
Have sex retard

You know how you know time travel doesn't exist? Same thing. If it did we'd know.

keep it to yourself then. Not everyone is like you.

I think what fucks me is the impermanence of everything you do. Sure, you can get good at anything, but let's say you want to write a book or draw a picture. At the end of the day poof, it's fucking gone.

Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
BABE
I GOT YOU BABE

OK CAMPERS RISE AND SHINE

>Get BTFO
>HAVE SEX!

Every. Fucking, Time.

>Shitload of hassle
>right click
>install
WOOOW PCGAMING IS SO HARD

You don't get it, retards.
At least theoretically, there is a set of actions you could perform right now that would give you the things you think you lack in life, such as a meaningful relationship. Whereas if your existence was a single day repeating ad infinitum, there would be no such possibility because of the inherent constraints of a single day. It's a world of difference.

>discussion about what we'd do and what it would be like
>hurrr durrr keep it to yourself durr
nice one, user

12:01pm

youtube.com/watch?v=fVooyfaPYD8

You could literally do that right now but instead you're sitting on your couch getting drunk playing video games.

>he thinks time travel would give you infinite time
Putting yourself in the past wouldn't do anything about your old ass or the speed at which you can learn.

lmao yeah exactly. At least in Groundhog Day I can actually have some fun.

Retard. Yeah we know this isn’t possible it’s a fucking groundhog day thread
>this is what it would be like for most people
Well not me
>shut up I don’t care
Why post in the thread if replies will make you angry

No, you literally couldn't. A single human life has pretty limited capabilities to actually excel at things. Hence the saying "jack of all trades, master of none"
You have to invest vast amounts of time to truly get good at something, and there isn't that much time.

>gets btfo by uhhhhhhhh guy who thinks you can’t do thing X after doing thing Y
>says meme
>gets said retard mad
Like pottery

I got excited because it's red foreman but it's less than half an hour long. This might as well be a film project. I would really like a movie where a man is reduced to his component pieces and polite society exposed for the farce it is.

I wouldn't do anything that regrettable. Like I wouldn't harm innocents. But if someone road raged me I'd spend the next month messing with them.

Oh, well, in that case I guess I'd better waste my evening on Yea Forums again instead of studying that second language.

I kind of now want to see a story that just begins on the last day of a cycle, and then follows the main character as he deals with living on afterwards, having lived 1,000s of years in one day, and gained an insane amount of skills and knowledge about everyone around him. And no doubt also done some fucked up shit.

>because it's red foreman
>not Clarence
Fucking zoomers.

Increasing your reading comprehension in your first might be the better option

time loop is such an amazing concept
edge of tommorow is also great

I want to make babbies with her autistic offspring

You might do the same, friend.
My point was that although you talk big about using infinite time to 'better yourself', you're not even using the finite time you have right now to do that.

If I could go back in time I would go back to 1940s Germany and tell Hitler NOT to invade Russia and to concentrate his forces in NORMANDY

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Autistic people can't understand basic human emotions, so it rules you right out.
>Getting BTFO by your own philosophical idea

Oh I am laffin' lol

I'm gen y you dusty gen x fuck. Call me a zoomer again and I'll kick your walker over.

huh?

If that's your point, it's a stupid one, poorly made, and irrelevant.
>unlimited time
>memorize every book on every subject and become an undisputed master in any field you wanted
>you could learn any number of languages, become a master of art, the possibilities are almost endless
"hurr durr you can do it right now!"
No. You can't. This post is a ridiculous strawman.

Like he would listen to you

You'd be better off teaching the Germans how to build a nuclear weapon, imo.

how would Yea Forums handle this? a loop of only an hour, stuck standing in the middle of traffic

is English your 16th language?

who are you talking to?

what are you talking about?

Fuck off zoomer go play some fortnite and cry

do you have trouble comprehending simple sentences? you might want to see someone about that

>Imagine a full day of Yea Forums over and over again in the age of incel threads and sneed posts.

I cant think of a worse hell.

what?

huh?

you lost me

what?

I like you, user. We might have our differences but I like you..

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I probably wouldnt even notice
Every day is the same for me anyway

t. 29yo NEET virgin

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80 years will do that for you.

who are you talking to?

>day 126
>finally break
>try to rape a qt
>fuck it up and she gets away
>arrested for attempted rape
>day stops looping

huh?

How do you cope? 23 years here, things are looking grim.

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I was talking to you. I wish you the best, user. even if we dont see eye to eye.

??

th-thanks, i mean HUH? what are you talking about?

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I didn't say rape someone in the middle of a park in front of a police station. But yeah most of you would be too fearful of the "loop" breaking that you will just stay a brave citizen for however long, right?? I don't think so... eventually you wouldn't care anymore, you'd start to hate the faces you have seen thousands/millions of times and you would just wonder how many people you could kill in a single day.

>go insane and start raping random women
>Time actually go back to normal

If I excised everyday would the fat be regained every morning?

I guess, but.. here the concept actually falls apart, because if the brain retains information, why shouldn't the rest of the body?
I don't know.

Lel, that was actually the plot to one of the better Captain America comics.

That's why none of you have the balls to do it, even though real men rape even in real life with consequences

>over time you wouldn’t care
Exactly. You wouldn’t become more compassionate, you’d become the opposite. Familiarity breeds contempt a lot of the time, and after a hundred years of seeing the same faces, I’d start to wonder what they’d look like with their teeth knocked out. Not being edgy, but that just seems more likely than the movie.

32 here
it only gets worse over time as people in your age range are starting to marry and begin families, or have advanced their careers and generally have no time to do much else outside of it.
the dating pool is nothing but walled up roasties or single moms looking for a provider, unless you have the looks/skills to pull younger women still. though, theyre much harder to relate to and will bore of you easily (esp
if poor)

You're arguing that you would do that, while even at this moment you are wasting your time doing nothing productive whatsoever, just like you did yesterday and will tomorrow. Let's face it, no matter how much time you had, you'd never use it productively for more than a week before becoming bored.

except your own psyche

>hurr durr u rape but what if loop end!?
Fucking great then. If I'm at the point where I'm doing a live action roleplay of The Joker I'm pretty sure I want the sweet release of true death anyway.

the bullet draws closer

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with how repetetive most of my days are, it would probably take a good week for me to notice
i would honestly like to find myself in of these timeloops, free to do what you want, become the best version of yourself without worrying about anything, commit as much crime as you want.
it would probably take me around 10 years before going nuts, but that's because im a boring guy, more active people would lose it sooner

i'd give you a week before you went crazy

I see it as a comedy. We're all getting older, but I'm becoming more successful as those single mothers will never be more attractive. They already fulfilled their biological purpose, now they get to learn what difficulty is. Honk honk.

this is what redditors unironically belive

Not so fast. The repeating day is basically what we all perceive for large stretches of our non-repeating reality, and we're fine with it. The endless loop in the movie is not so far off from our perception of reality. What is far-fetched is the depiction of Bill Murray's mental breakdown in the face of it. I'd say most of us would adapt quite well.

Personally for me I wouldn’t want the mental image of a woman being raped in my mind. So raping someone and then being able to call upon the memory would be unpleasant. He doesn’t forget any of the stuff he learns so you probably wouldn’t be able to forget someone begging for you not to murder them when you did it. I’ve watched gore on the internet that I wish I would unsee, I can imagine a similar experience but worse if you experienced it irl.

that's what im talking about, for me i could be doing same shit for a month straight and not mind
but for you a week is some impossible high point
people are just connected diffrent in brains, i like repetetive shit

Considering that most people work a job where they do exactly the same thing everyday, this is probably true. With no responsibilities, you could learn infinite skills and turn into a really well rounded person.

Or a sociopathic spree killer, but it's a coin toss.

Just surviving from day to day, life seems pointless and future seems dark.
I know the only thing at the end that awaits me is suicide.

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with no new stimulation i think you would go insane and kill yourself after a week.

wait, wtf. I've just realized that this is meant to be an analogy for wageslaves. I'm neet so shit is groundhog day is just normal for me. Nothing changes, nobody cares.

i had no new stimulation since i was 14

I think most of Yea Forums would be pretty creative in a day without consequences, so 1 to 2 years.

you are having stimulation right now. we are having a conversation.

I'd watch Groundhog Day every day.

>go on horrific baby-raping massacre
>this turns out to also break the reset and you have to face the consequences

by that point you wouldn't mind getting killed

its bittersweet. i have all the money and free time to do whatever the hell I want, but all my old friends are stuck with wives/fiances they secretly fucking hate and are financial black holes that they keep going along with because they're slaves to their biological impulses so we never get to hang out, or if we do i get the
>im gonna have to bring the lady, is that cool?
nevermind bro...

what if it was like 3rd day

then you're evil and deserve whatever happens

you wouldn't do anything that evil until you make sure multiple times that dying has no consequences.
you would explore the world for atleast a month before you take a risk that could result in death just keep a insta kill device with you at times when you start raping kids

>when you start raping kids
Die in a fire.

>It's evil to rape babies
Summer.

I largely grew out of being Yea Forums-edgy years ago

on the internet no one knows you are a wild animal. no one.

not my scenario. its his i do watch rape porn user, but i sure as fuck hate anything bad that happens to kids. Also hate mutilation of the victims

New summer.

Because your brain is in the cloud. Your body isn't

there's no substantial increase in traffic in the summer
t. mexican man

About 2 days. That's the time required for me to completely run out of memes to check out on Reddit, Twitter, Insta and repost on 4chin for (You)s.

He was a fuckin' pussy. Honestly, I will fuck every hot girl in town.

The only memes that ever existed were on Yea Forums before 2009. Everything else is just dumb images with words written on them, which are not "memes"

The manga was better

rape

So anons, what day from your life would you want to be stuck in?

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>not mastering that day on Yea Forums, making certain that all multiple (you)s posts are yours, and you get dubs or quads all day long

It’d take AT LEAST a week of repeats before I started the rape and torture

but he did fuck every hot girl in town. he learnt everything about their life. so much so that he could manipulate them to fall in love with him in under a day

The birthday before my dad got sick and died, where he taught me how to twiddle my thumbs.

this.

>that scene where Bill Murray snaps the neck of every single persons in the hospital
how long did he trained do you think? That must have taken years to learn the patterns and whatnot
don't even get me started on the rapes

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>Captain America taught Nazi Germany how to make nuclear weapons
wow never realised he was based

But time doesnt stop for him you pleb
It just repeats itself, like listening to your favourite song
Is this understandable enough for you