Give me a movie pick up line

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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you were my first boner

OP you have to send this.

Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps 20. And yet it all seems limitless.

FUCK NIBBAS
FUCK TAGGOTS
FUCK NOOKS
FUCK NOOT

But most of all

FUCK JAMMY's

based, do it OP right now

my bet is that she's vegan

based, although kinda boring

if I get dubs:
GOD I WANT TO LICK YOUR ASS HOLE WHEN IT'S SWEATY BUT NOT TOO SWEATY, LIKE AFTER HALF A DAY OF WALKING

Anyway, how's your sex life?

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OP here. Sorry guys she just unmatched me :(

Must have accidentally swiped right.

Win

Alternatively:
I bet she would see getting chemo as an instagram worthy opportunity

roll

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

Is that short for Um Jammer Lammy?

Kek the state of this incel board. Can’t even troll roasties

the only good answer

Winrar. Send it OP, don't be a faggot.

OP here. this was my retarded cousin, sorry for him.

youtube.com/watch?v=7VlInT_Bmd0

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How does it feel being ugly?

It's okay user tinder is for suckers and attention whores anyway

She does it for free

Was probably a bot and got banned

Use Badoo.

How many tinder matches you guys got? I'm on 37 right now.

My coworker was whining the other day about how all the dudes she matched with had shopped pics, what a hypocrite bitch.

How many have you gone on dates with?

'can i put a padlock on your gauges and only take it off after I get herps?'

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

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None so far. I mainly use it to boost my ego or practice pickup lines anyway, but a couple of dates wouldn't hurt :(

Pathetic.

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why

>3 days ago

Same

Rolling for:

What kind of latex did they use on you? I'm allergic to some types.

I'm chad

>tfw I was on the route to end up there but circa 20 y/o I decided to buy stupid fashionable clothes, watch popular movies, and pick up as many slags as possible hoping to at least break the 2nd base with the easiest of them
>tfw I ended up fucking some but if it wasn't for my absolutely fraudulent behavior I'd remain a KHV till this day

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REMEBER YOU ARE HERE FOREVER

sorry OP. You ugly

Clean it up, Jammy

Just talk to real girls breh, tinder is a scam that preys on the lonely

I don't leave my room that much.

kek

I have a regular FwB so I'm not very desperate. I just want to increase my chances any way I can.

> You have four likes, keep swiping!
* rubs hands *
> No more likes, buy our pass

Nah I've got 50+ likes, they just hide your likes so you can't match with the hope you get frustrated and just buy gold to see your likes.

God I hope stacies do this on purpose

800 and only met a couple, had sex with one. Tinder is a Skinner box, user. The same way rats will only press a button when hungry if it always deploys food pellets but they will repeatedly press the button if it’s connected to a random number generator that only releases food pellets 10% of the time and hoard the pellets in a pile in the corner of the box, so too do you become addicted to swiping. Because usually the girls you match with are just okay looking but every now and then you get a bombshell (and even then they’re usually bots who want you to join another dating site). Delete this stupid app and take a cooking class or a still life class- somewhere you will be forced to interact with women (even if they’re older and homely maybe you charm them and they want to introduce you to their niece or daughters)

Stacies have better things to do than bully incels.

everyone gets bored and takes so little time

post your tinder pic op

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Eh, I've accidentally swiped a couple of fat chicks only to unmatch them later. It happens.

I only do this with girls that have a snarky remark about height. But not before I dend "Wow, what's wrong with your face?", Or "You expecting?".

>Hey user, don't you waste of time, use this other waste of time instead!

>deleted post

It's not my time he's wasting., i have my own bots here.

It's ok user , Tinder is a catalogue for cheap whores, find women elsewhere

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>Jammy

That's a hard yikes from me there pal.

quick give me a terrible but coherent pickup line that isn’t sexual!!!

>all this incel projection and butthurt

wew lad

I want to slurp your bone marrow.

i kinda mean it to sound like a joke not a blunt statement!!!

Looks like he's having a laugh to me. You're the cereal one here.

just tell her "sneed"

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absolutely based beyond comprehension Tom
also the neckpill is real, without that neck he'd be a full on incel beta

oh boy I bet Tom is a hit with the ladies

iktf

now that's unironically a true Chad

Incel

Literally me

based Tom telling it like it is

Is Tom gay? I feel like he is and I feel like he would be a grindr bottom slut and have his own buffet of gay cock and thus would be a hypocrite.

Tom gets laid so often that he's sick of the same shit

>Oh he hurt the wimmins fefes by telling uncomfortable truths. I'm going to attack his sexuality for some reason. Must be gay because he's not conforming and playing the dumb game. Lol!

Based and Redpilled
Sometimes I don't like sharing this board with ladies.

Have sex

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Dubs of truth

have sex

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yasssss queen slayyyyyyyyyy

cute!

based and redpilled.

I mean she's 26, wanting a boyfriend of her age to pwn a car (if in the US), have a job and an apartment isn't really insane standards.

I hope she meets someone like Patrick Bateman

Say the line NPC

based

dilate

She's probably unemployed.

yeah but I think it's the "fuck like a pornstar" part and the "I'm high maintenance"
I agree though those are just kind of normal standards

based

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>MAGA hat
Opinion disregarded memeposting faggot

168.
Met one at uni once. She wanted to fuck but she had herpes so i told her to fuck off

Based.

have sex dilate incel tranny cringe based based have sex incel redpilled bluepilled base cri [OVERLOAD] [OVERLOAD]

Literal egghead

Those are cringe don't get me wrong, but you'd hear it said by all kinds of girls. She probably isn't even that slutty, come on she's Asian.

And the "high maintenance" is gentle prodding to banter back with the guy. Girls think it's quirky if they say that about themselves.

TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT
You can tell this came from a reddit focus group who spent 4 hours on it

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Have kids

so much text. the left really can't meme

cope

I did

absolutely real thing

youtube.com/watch?v=xF2uHwOg2kk

>26 y/o potato nosed gook trying to call the shots
Bitch I'll be there in an hour in my mom's 98 Corolla, don't forget your purse because I already spent this month's neetbux

You're a big guy

>

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Unironically this, also dubs speak truth

And they're all autistic like you

Sneed

FELT ON THE BIG FAT FANNY
PULLED OUT THE JAMMY
AND I'LL KILL YOUR POO-NANI
youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q?t=173

>Berberian Sound Studio
My nigga

>me no liek read

lmao CHUDtards

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the right can't read

cope

>/int/ and /news/ veteran makes up a funny as fuck meme that lasts for a couple years
>reddit thinktank spends hours with dozens of reference checkers and whole teams to make up one meme using a /pol/ template meme
I sincerely pity redditors.

beep boop

yeah, lol I feel like you're right.

truly this is the tinder experience

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You keep repeating that word. user, perhaps you're the one who's trying to cope? Projecting retard

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>do you smell as bad as you look?

LOL

Hot steaming pussy blood.

I'm 30 and never even touched a girl romantically.

How do you get your app to look like this?
Mine doesn't say the read receipts thing. Is it some Iphone thing?

cope

HAHA

What movie?

It (having your own place) is becoming a high standard. I bet she lives with her mom too.

you can literally put up anything in your description like "I'm a psychopath with homicidal thoughts", roasties will still match you as long as you're good looking muscular Chad.

"Clown World: My Life"
Not yet funded.

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literally how

This is my tinder fear

I don't leave my room that much.
Currently finishing final year of college.

He must have taken a lot of showers

>tfw I'm almost at the supreme gentleman age
Couldn't care less to be honest. Never really cared for relationships. I still hate my life though.

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>thinking this is real
great critical thinking skills you got bro

Bane?

its real newfag

old Yea Forums did it as a social experiment

Coward. You just don’t have the balls to do it

>its real
lol no, it's not, you're a fucking retard for believing these dumb photoshops and should unironically kys to prevent your genes from accidentally reproducing from jerking off on public toilet seats

SHE IS JAMMY AND SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

incel tranny have sex

>i-i swear i-its r-r-real! It's on the i-internet!

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>old Yea Forums
>tinder

The pics are real because he told me they are real OK? LEAVE ME ALONE, NIGGER

cope

lol seething brainlet who can't think for himself, keep parroting that Yea Forums hivemind you 90 IQ retard lol I own you sweetie and its archived forever now lol :)

>seething

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Didn't know someone on Yea Forums had actual kino taste.

what app is there?

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Why don't girls like LOTR?

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I wanna fuck you up the ass!

fuckin hell mate, you shouldve aborted the moment she said 'What'

Instead you dug your own grave.

Just over 1200

Though I've had it since the start of 2018.

Pro tip: if you'e /fit/ put on a topless pic. Plenty of girls will think you're a douchebag but there's more than enough shallow ones to compensate for that.

write basic and see what the whores writes back

>user can't even get a 5/10s pussy wet
lmfao

>i'm offended so i'll keep repeating this line over and over to talk myself down from another cope-fueled mental breakdown

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cope more, i see knowing about tolkien children's book really improved your social life and job career

what would you expect from a teleri fucking shit

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Seething incel tranny have sex

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HOW MANY TRANNIES ARE INCELS?

Charge your phone and end your life.

Trannies will never be females, they will never get pregnant they are abominations and should be exterminated. So all trannies are incels

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>tattoos
send her this image

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Why are people responding to this post negatively? This shit is hilarious.

can you hear that? is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

>98 Corolla
Good taste. Post pic

if you sent this image to a grown woman in my country you'd be arrested

BASED TOM

>people

Oh right, my bad.

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10/10 way to speak to women. Bitch probably was named after elves but her daddy killed himself when she started speaking so she never found out.

>trying to get laid with someone almost called Janny
"No!"

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"Do I fuck (laughing face)"

What the fuck does that even mean? I can't stand trying to communicate with these kind of people. They're an entirely different species.

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probably means
>do I?? fuck (laughing emoji) which means "fucking jesus lmao" which means FUCK NO, LOL

It's strange they can communicate in real life and sound halfway intelligent, but give them a phone or keyboard and they go maximum retard.

kinos for this feel

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What feel.
Everyone knows people who are older than 30 are useless and deserve to die.
Look at millennials they are all a joke.

what are some kinos

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We've all been there bro, stay strong

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what are some movies where the good guy wins in the end

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No we haven't.
Imagine unironically using dating apps.

The only point of dating apps is to laugh at the people who use them and think they are going to find anything worthwhile in them.

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She actually makes a fair point, at least if she was right that the men approaching her don't want to knock her up.

If you found someone attractive, them being 40 shouldn't matter much. Sure, your gal being on the brink of menopause and not wanting any more sex is scary, but we all have to face it.

movies where the antagonist gets what is coming to them

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Do you just go on reddit and take screencaps of Americans who, of course, are incapable of loving?

Imagine being that user trying to find a meaningful relationship on some app known for meaningless fucks then complain why she or he hasn't found one yet

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That's the basis of the typical millennial in Yea Forums, everyone's social experience here is built on Internet screencaps.

This is why I would never date a millennial, they are a failed generation with no achievements.

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>defending women
you know a large amount of serial killers had girlfriends that knew right?

>dog lover
>traveler
>the wine emoji
literally every tinder girl

>get Tinder match
>Girl is super friendly and cool, kinda conservative too
>actually ask me out herself
>Sure
>Go meet her the next day
>She's with her friends
>Awkward as fuck hour, talk a lot but there's nothing romantic possible
>Eventually leave
>Never talk again

Welp

Her friend was cuter anyway

Maybe because only subhumans use dating apps?
I'm not joking, if you use dating apps, you have failed at life and commiting suicide is your best option.

left cant meme

ok I'll trust the friendless, kissless virgins that post here lol go back to /r9k/ sweetie, you don't belong here :)

stupid insectoid chink

Literally cringe. Imagine being such a waste of life that you regularly browse Yea Forums. Now imagine being an even bigger waste of life that not only regularly browses Yea Forums but then only posts unrelated, unoriginal memes cause they desperately want one other faggot to laugh at their shitty "joke". Pro tip you dont have to imagine the latter cause its you. I would be embarrassed to breathe knowing that nothing i do will ever be original

met my wife on tinder. we are pregnant with twins. it's like 98% whores, ya gotta just keep digging.

sweetie go back 2 reddit ;)

I don't think chinks are capable of thinking logically.

>met my wife on tinder
>it's like 98% whores

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Have sex and dilate

Reactionary is the most useless terms. ALL POLITICS ARE REACTIONARY. Its absolutely embarrassing how commies 1. Dont know their systems have already been implemented and failed so by their definition its reactionary
2. Dont realize their entire ideology is rooted in both resentment and reacting

>we are pregnant
I didn't know Yea Forums had lesbians. Did you get knocked up by the same guy?

Damn, asians are so pure.

cope

same bull stock

It just means what the fuck is this dumbass talking about. Watch Love Island, it'll teach you 100% about how to and how not to speak to stupid stacies

>getting your social experience from movies
And millennials wonder why they are getting laid less.

Ive literally done a chadfish. Its real and easy as fuck. Youre either a woman or a virgin who thinks defending women online will get him pussy

I dunno how you messed up here, bruv.

Its like you too had to prove me right. Completely programmed to just react mindlessly to certain inputs

I don't know what you're arguing about and I just came here but holy shit can you cope any harder, faggot?

Using dating apps is a redflag in and of itself.

Millenials are getting laid more, you are thinking of abstinence.

I guess you solved reality. Now go be the next Kanye West or Donald Glover who broke free from it and COPE

More incredibly boring, absolutely unoriginal responses.

No they aren't, they are getting laid less than gen X according to stats.

There's just no use for a woman over 35 to a man that isn't his mother. Over 30 really.

cope

He is right though

apply for welfare and dilate

>stats
>on peoples degeneracy
This is what happens when youre a science cuck youll believe anything no matter how ludicrous

>Love Island
>Movie
>Millenials

Do I fuck LOL

There's no use for people are over 30 in general.
After their 20s, people have no use and should simply die.

baka senpai FUCK LOL

Funnily enough your first response was as unoriginal as those buzzwords those anons spouted at your fragile ass.

>on Yea Forums
>LOL IMAGINE BEING ON Yea Forums

I don't get why dumb cunts do this

seething boomer

Never forget.

Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on Yea Forums if their general is removed
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115796618
Alita poster admits they have a janitor who has told them he is a janitor
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115797502
Mod/janitor from the discussion in the linked threads above leaves up discord advertising while multiple users admit they have reported it.
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115845290
Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/
Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115866220
Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them not even a minute after is deleted
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907030
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907055

>>on Yea Forums

Why would a boomer say people over 30 are useless?

Fuck generals in general

except tinder is literally just an app for gen x and boomers to cheat on their spouses

lel

Sarcasm?

>doesnt read the entire thing
Scathing critiques dont have to be "original" just honest and accurate. Thanks for joining all the other robots though

There are no ladies on tinder, just whores

???

kek get a load of this seething virgin

This.
Decent people don't use dating apps.

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>mfw watching sperging incels at each other's throats

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>Scathing critiques
Do I fuck LOL

>radical centrist

Me love you long time.

More robots who somehow still they think have a shred of originality or personality

EVERYONE on tinder is a damn degenerate loser

Do I fuck LOL

Given OP failed dubs decide what I send to her.

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Female suicides are already slowly but surely creeping towards male levels, I predict an epidemic once more millennial women start reaching their mid-30s. I'm sure for all of human history some women thought they'd "have it" forever, but it's very different in a day and age where you have high resolution pictures and old DMs/texts to remind you just how far behind your best years are, and more and more women are letting their education/success/unapologetic wild years coast them past the point of no return. All of my girlfriend's friends are single. All of them. It's awkward. Once they leave behind sleeping around or serial monogamy (or they get left behind by that life), it's nothing, just work, SSRIs, and WhatsApp group chat.

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Single women in their 30s are far more pathetic than anyone on 4channel

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Ask for her surgeons number

>24
>korean
>tinder

100% used goods

>woman
>single
>30+

Don't asians literally call this shit forgotten trash girl or stale cake or some shit. I know for sure an asian over 30 woman single is life is over

Women are incapable of decency. This has never been disputed by somebody who has had sex.

a woman over 25 with no guy is called a christmas cake, because no-one eats it after the 25th

I used to stack your kind 12 high

hi bae
hows it goin
lets go grab a bite bae

Thats really fucking savage

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Men are too, user. Both men and women on dating sites are 100% trash. No one can dispute this.

Who tf takes a friend along on a date?

sneed's feed & seed (formerly chuck's)

See?
This is the worldview you get when all you meet is through dating apps.

Some whores looking for a sugar daddy

Are there albino girls in Tinder?

It's the worldview you get from any women.

The better version of that pasta has "Also, I like sushi and minigolf" at the end.

safety first

Are you American?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

I want to seo naked :^)

Different user. Not for me, I met many women with decency including my gf don't lump me with your incel ass

You heard about the Chinese godfather?

It wasn't dubs but it made me laugh so here.

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How the hell do you get read reciepts, is that a gold thing?

this nigga ethereal

I’ve done something similar before on my own. It’s real you white knight fag.

It isn't a read receipt. He's blocked notifications from tinder showing up on his phone.

vietnam fucking shit

Can I have your number ? Because I need to check these digits ?

based
cringe

You're a big guy

It's an albino.

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Absolute chad move
godspeed user, i believe in you

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Its pronounced "So"

cute, where are the red eyes though `?

Who is this albino qt?

>I met many women with decency including my gf

sure

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Not all albinos have red eyes.
Red eyes happen when your eye has zero melanin.
The light going through their eyeballs reflects on it's blood vessels and that's why they look red.
Most of them have grey or purple eyes.

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These were my favourite types of threads back in the day, just a laff init

red and basedpilled

Not sure which one that is.
The other one lurks Yea Forums, though.

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It's because men biologically see no future in a 40+ year old hag, she can't even have kids at that point without a strong chance of the kid becoming retarded. Whether the men know why they reject them is irrelevant, what matters it that it's simple biology.

>I'd rather watch paint dry
Surprisingly based figure of speech

100% doubt

Rolling for

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>Literally all 3.5 billion woman are lying whores and any possible example of the contrary is an even bigger lying whore that's gobbling cock behind their guys back
Does it take effort to be this retarded or does it come naturally?

what date is that `?

IF I WANTED IT YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY

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ask her why she doesn't have a bio

>>>Literally all 3.5 billion woman are lying whores

There may be hope for you after all user.

>While my soul was still searching but not finding, among a thousand I have found one upright man, but among all these I have not found a virtuous woman.

05-01-2013, I think.

what were you expecting, you're on Yea Forums(nel) kek
most of what they know about life is from here

5/09/93, it looks like.

Very good.

hot girls don't have bios at most there's a link to IG page

the "not like the other girls" have to resort to desperate tactics like writing about themselves

People put the current date in those, user.

based

>tfw no angelic gf

>/pol/
fucking why, that place is full of retarded inbred children

Maybe not all 3.5 Billion but a fair few.

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Wrong, /pol/ is extremely attractive.

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I mean if we're talking about bongs, then yeah they're all fucking whores

God I would destroy that boi pussy

Thanks for proving my point that /pol/ is full of 10 year old children. Even better when you can't even tell if that's a boy or girl.

7? What the fuck they planning to play some board games after

>white albinos
>literal angels

>meanwhile, black albinos

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some people fuck more than once user

yikes!

Las creaturas and goblinos and goblinas

>this is the average US citizen in 2050, and it's beautiful!

The issue is that everything about her bio and the way she stated what she wants makes her sound like a cunt

So where do I meet decent girls then, HUH?

you don't

define decent

just put yourself out there bro, bee urself, hit the bricks, give the manager a firm handshake, do nofap and keto, perform ritualistic sacrifices to usher in a fertile farming season, you'll find "the one" eventually