This is your Aunt May for tonight
yes please
is she related to peter by blood in this universe i forgot
oh boy
If I was related by blood to this women it wouldn't stop me
Huge improvement, and she doesn’t talk like a character from a cheesy tv ad in every scene like old Aunt May does.
I thought the nerds said these movies were comic accurate
That's actually a good question, I don't remember Uncle Ben being brought up in Homecoming or in Far From Home. Maybe this May is the sister of Peter's dad.
Are you saying if she was your mom, you'd have sex with her? Kinda weird bro.
Yeah super weirdo bro, what was I thinking?
ha ha
Haha
She's a bro tier woman. I don't think she ever had girl friends.
>tfw I get my haircut at a MILF friend of my mom
>mfw she looks nearly identical to Rachel Starr
>comic accurate
>Aunt May is a milf
>Flash is a pajeet manlet
>MJ isn't actually Mary Jane but a reimagination of Michele Gonzalez
>Vulture is just Michael Keaton wearing cybernetic wings
>Mysterio is an ex-Stark employee
I loved Homecoming and FFH but they are as comic accurate as my fanfiction where Mysterio is trained by Doctor Strange and is Peter's biggest ally
Your fanfiction sounds Kino, user.
Does she smell nice?
Does she have a really nice smile user?
Yes. And yes. And she often wears extra short shorts.
I'll pray for you user.
You should express to her how lonely you get sometimes.
she looks like a retard here
Well, she is a woman after all.
What? How do you know this? Is this just some weird fetish thing?
thanks
also mention it's hard for you to get a gf because you are into older women
I doubt she'd be sympathetic to my plight.
She's married to a buff mature Chad and has a kid four years my junior.
I can't imagine the sort of shit he goes through with a mother like that.
Oh dear. Well I hope you find a nice lady soon.
yeah, she tends to do that
I have her same length of hair why is mine not so full!?
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Cos you're a dude and also because you don't use volumising shampoo and conditioner.
She makes my user senses tingle
NERDS!! I USE MANE AND TAIL! also no hair dryer or flat iron also deep condition on the reg wtf!!?
Most hula hoop bitches do
I knew a guy that was dating this hippie retard and all she ever wanted to do was hula hoop in public and have him take pictures of her
was weird
No. probably a skewed perception. She's pretty and is always portrayed as lustfull, having a high sexual appetite. There's not a single movie where she doesn't look lost. In 'my Cousin Vinny' she was the smart one, but willingly accepted her role as a woman. She likes the traditional division of roles and is happy to serve a man. That's why I think she doesn't have girl friends. She's happy with who she is and doesn't have the insecure problem 99% of the women seem to have. She's an outsider. I'm romantisizing hard, but that's what I think when I look at her.
Kino. I've met a few women who fit this description throughout my life.
She doesn't have kids though if I remember correctly
Based and Marisapilled
My gf's friend looks like a younger, thicc version of Marissa and every time she comes over, I masturbate furiously after she leaves.
So weird to think about having a hot mom and having sex with her. I just think about it sometimes because it would be so crazy and funny haha!
PRESERVE HER GENES.
>54 years old
> Tomei said in 2009, "I'm not that big a fan of marriage as an institution, and I don't know why women need to have children to be seen as complete human beings
Is it too late bros? Did we lose?
am i faceblind if i think she kinda looks like 15 years older version of pic related
faceblind.
There's some resemblance.
faceblind
That’s the hand of a woman who has pleasured a lot of men. At least it ain’t her mouth.
My main MCU girl is and always will be Captain Marvel but I still think Aunt May is pretty hot.
The MCU is filled with tons of waifus and I'm glad that they're all attracted to Peter Parker.
just so you know i think democracy is a sham so im gonna go with
Superior marvelfus coming through
I still enjoy your smug eboshi after all these years
you mean progressive? checkmate bigot
Yeah he's not mentioned at all. I think they kind of wanted to move away from the Uncle Ben storyline since it's been done twice already.
We don't know if May is his blood related aunt or aunt in law.
She's bro-tier. And lost. Like most of us are. I wish I could've given her some children so she would be happy. Amazing that she hasn't snapped yet. Harder than most men. She'll take the wedding pill soon enough. Nobody wants to die alone.
in this pic she looks like she just had a 3 hours long fuck marathon
Getting hammered on cheap champagne again.
Last time I did that I hassled a woman on the suicide line. I just wanted someone to talk to. She told me to hang up because I was keeping the line occupied for people who were actually about to commit suicide. I hung up, and called straight back. I got put on hold, an when she picked up I told her "hi, I just wanted to say goodbeye.' And hung up.
Why Am I such a fucking asshole. This woman probably worried about me and took that shit home to her family. Shouldn't have done that. As far as me keeping the line occupied goes, most of these faggots won't do it anyway. Maybe one committed suicide because he was put on hold. It's cheaper than therapy, you get to unload and people have to listen to your shit. I know it's wrong and I haven't done it since, but it felt good just to talk to somebody.
I want to FUCK Aunt May.
they turned aunt may to a sex freak in far from home
Oh God, those nipples.
I want to beat my meat so hard right now.
But I'm visiting my parents for the summer.
My aunt is also visiting, and sleeping in the room next to mine. Too bad she's not at all a MILF.
>Oh God, those nipples
you are aware she is naked in like half of her movies, right?
Marisa would understand. In bed. She would caress my chest as I get to unload all of my worries unto her. She would help me carry the burden while never complaining about her own. She would build me up and make sure I reach my fullest potential and don't forsake my dreams. Keeping me from making stupid mistakes all the while. Softly steering me into my potential of shaping a better world.
Wow fuck you nigger
I wouldn't know, I don't watch trash.
I want to beat your meat so hard too user.
No. I've never seen any of her movies.
Dear god I wanna suck her up like she's spagetti and marinara
just type her name in the search bar on aznude, fren
What is her name? I don't see it in any filenames.
>they turned aunt may to a sex freak in far from home
>implying she didn't lust after Tony's dick in Homecoming
I know why they cast Tom Holland. No straight man can closely work with Aunt May.
Marisa Tomei
Good one. I'd upboat it if I could.
I'm disappointed.
disappointed about what?
>foot tattoo
D R O P P E D
Her tits.
The suitcase he takes in Far from home has his initials.
YOU JUST KNOW
I'm going to be dumping my cane folder. Do not post the cane from Citizen Kane. I get it. Sneed.
It's pretty niche and hard to not cheat. Anyways: Here come the Cane!
when aunt may is hotter than MJ, something’s fucked up
still too old for my taste
You're a fucking dipshit mate for numerous reasons in this thread, but this comment is unforgivable. Cunt.
Can you believe Costanza missed out on this
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