AMA

At 11am today I am going to start watching the LoTR trilogy for the very first time.

I will be live tweeting it on here. AMA

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Lucky sob, hope you enjoy it as much as I did on Boxing Day 2001.

K, keep us posted

Ok im putting the Blu Ray in now (it takes a few minutes to start up)

extended editions or theatrical?

Sam dies at the end

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have you gone through puberty?

Are you young and handsome?

No, start with The Hobbit trilogy and at the end, when you feel utterly betrayed and humiliated, watch LotR. I guarantee you'll jizz your pants after seeing the increase in quality.

Relatively good looking bit heavy tho

Ok its starting
00:00
Fuck its starting with a battle . The voice over is a bit lame. .very literal having to tell the history

00:51
Lol the guy from the Matrix is in it
'Mr. Anderson'
Cant really take him seriously in any other role

alright now I can tell you're baiting

Not really
Im more a fan of show don't tell
They showing a battle but Its a lot of story to get through
there's already like 13 rings mentioned

05:14
Ok gandalf is here. CGI pretty good for the size difference and such an old film

>not a based lotr discussion thread but some zoomer and his quirky blog tearing apart the most based trilogy in decades
Pass

Did not use CGI for the sizes. They used body doubles and forced perspective camera angles.

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You shall not!

09:14
Lot of boring stuff happening in the shire and Bilbo stuff
Its ok
Might skip to next chapter to see

Sorry dude
My gf is here and told me to turn off the flick and were gonna head to a water park

Will probably watch it l8r

cringe thread desu

awful thread

Unironically neck yourself you pathetic zoomer.

Only a faggot would choose a thot over unadulterated kino.

How's it going so far?

>be 12
>on a cruise ship
>walking around through a cafeteria area
>big screen tv playing Fellowship
>bunch of niggers watching
>it's the scene in the mines where they're at the tomb
>they're actually whooping and hollering when the orcs start attacking
>AH SHIT NIGGA A FUCKIN CAVE TROLL SHEEIT
>DID THAT NIGGA JUST STABBED FRODO
>walk away
>become racist

good call, tee bee 8tch

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>being excited about LoTR
>bad
No, user, you are the faggot.

There's being excited and there's being niggers

Watch the movie without going on the internet stupid zoomer.

these movies are 7 hours long, how do you expect me not to go on the internet for that long?

based shit baiter user.

it's not bait, faggot

Read the books after you’re done.