What went wrong?

what went wrong?

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it doesn't meet the mass expectation

Who the fuck is armie hammer? Exactly.

a white man played a native american

long as fuck and made additionally feel longer because it's thoroughly uninteresting, awful color grading, no chemistry of the leads, video game finale

>b- b but tarantequila liked it!

it's still shit

Depp

What a stupid fucking name
Oh yea that happened

>Framing device at the carnival is completely unnecessary
>All the scenes with Helena Bonham Carter
>Too many other superfluous scenes
A ruthless editor could have made this a solid 8.5 adventure film.

Great movie. Americans too stupid to understand it

>when you get your pseudonym off some fucking toothpaste

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Nothing it was total kino
faggots were mad that Depp wasnt an actual ooga booga and put up all this bullshit critcism about the movie

his stupid name always reminds me of the actor Texas Battle from Final Destination Trois

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Not much. It was a decent movie. But sadly no one cares for good Disney live action movies like Line Ranger, Tomorrowland or John Carter and everyone would rather just watch shitty remakes of cartoons that weren't that good in the first place.

fuck you, guys. i liked it.

>sadly no one cares for good Disney live action movies like Line Ranger, Tomorrowland or John Carter
None of those movies are good. John Carter is average, Tomorrowland is outright bad and Lone Ranger is a case of wasted potential whereas there's a good movie there but it's lost in the bloated, over-indulgent movie that exists.

>$225–250 million budget

for fucking what?

John Carter is my shit, I'm pissed that we're never gonna get sequels. Lone Ranger sucked so bad I had to leave the room before it was over. And I went in hearing it was bad and really wanting to like it.

Nah m8 his grandfather is Armand Hammer, the founder of Arm and Hammer so they named him Armand after him.

Not even memeing

It was a fun, entertaining movie. Movie critics are just bitter as fuck and need to dissect everything.

Armie Hammer

Dude is box office poison

Reddit phrase. Fix yourself.

John Carter was great, but I didn't bother with any of the others because they looked bad. Depp is annoying as fuck and I didn't want to sit through another "Johnny Depp puts on makeup and acts wacky: the movie" shitfest.