If you were a sitcom character what would be your catchphrase?

If you were a sitcom character what would be your catchphrase?

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"based and redpilled", I would always do finger guns and move them back and forth when saying it

mine would be "whatever this shit's boring"

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Mine would be Crrrriiìnngggeee!!!

On your mark...get set...terrible.

Jesus Christ.

>mfw
*laugh track*

Talk about myself in the 3rd person when I'm horney

just screaming

>tfwnogf

that'll be a "yikes""from me
(claps hands to face like macaulay culin in home alone)

I would watch his own tv-series (where he is the main character).

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I would carry around a little box of altoids with me. And whenever someone got into a sticky situation, I'd pull out my Altoids and say "Hey, want a mint?". And the audience would erupt in laughter.

niggers and biscuits

Based
Cringe
Seethe
Have sex
Dilate
Cope
Yikes

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

I honestly like this line and always laugh when he pulls it out when the tv is smashed to no laughs.

Sweet niggerydoo!

hectic, bru

Dio porco.

"NIGGERS!"

Sneed

Same, it kills me

>user, you've committed faux pas yet again
>fuck niggers
*Hysterical laughter*