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Shows with how fucking awful it is.

What the fuck?

Fucking disgraceful

Far from home would've been 10x better if they made Bruce Campbell Mysterio and had a cameo from Tobey

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Is he even aware of Spiderman, the characters or the history? I'm betting no and can't understand why he was hired other than the likelihood of nepotism.

>Writer wants to make things different and not copy from other franchises.
HOW DARE THEY?

>SPIDER_MAN FAR FROM HOME Writer Admits not knowing who Spider-Man is.

It's hard not to copy if you don't know the fucking source material

Apparently he was going to be Mysterio if Raimi ever pursued that, but I don't k ow how they were going to pivot his cameo in SM2 as a doorman into that

>When the new films don’t match the charm, creativity or style of Raimi’s films then you know why
No point in trying to live up to another man's work because of the idiot standards nostalgiafags set, it's easier to just do your own thing.

Raimifags are fucking obnoxious

I'm trying to figure out how anybody over the age of 30 didn't see Spider-Man 1 or 2 when they were PEAK popularity in their respective years..

We're not talking about some run of the mill, movie of the week, capeshit.. Those 2 movies in particular were THE biggest movies of all time at the time.

So unless this dude just lives under a fucking rock, he simply doesn't give a shit about the profession he's in.

For example.. Tomorrow, user, you get hired to write a complete reboot of a famous franchise that has 50 years worth of source material. You have 1 year to turn over a script.. If you actually give a shit about your profession, you do as much research as you possibly can and look into as many of those 50 years that you can..

NOT doing that makes you an egotistical hack.

Far From Home was one of the worst Spider-Man movies made.. Slightly better that Amazing Spider-Man 2.

MCUfags are fucking obnoxious

You don't need to take inspiration from them but you should at least know your field or what similar works/same propriety works have done. That's like the bare minimum, jesus fucking christ.

MCU Spider-Man movies are literal products that are developed by Disney execs at business meetings so they’re tailor-made to be as casual and accessible as possible. Raimi’s movies were incredibly well directed and all have a distinct comical style to them. It’s not nostalgia when it’s just better cinema, Homecoming was the most forgettable shit I’ve ever seen

Reminder anyone complaining about "Ramifags" are Disney cocksucking MCU zoomers

fucking zoomers

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>Aunt May finds out about Spiderman's identity in the first MCU spiderman film
>Do nothing with it in the sequel
>Second fucking proper spiderman film in the MCU
>Already reveal his identity to everyone

So sick of Disney's shit writing
Unironically give it back to Sony creatively
AMS 2 and 1 were shit but they were at least different to the shitty MCU formula they use in all films now

holy based
the Raimi movies are the only ones worth watching
inb4 "they haven't aged well" zoomie shit

Pretty normal thing people in all areas of film/TV do to keep from being derivative

Reminder that not a single MCU spider-man film has had a scene that's been memorable or had an ounce of cultural impact like Spider-Man 1,2 and even 3 had

he also wrote homecoming

so he shamelessly copied the train scene having never seen the films

These movies need to be true to the comics, not to other comic book adaptations you fucking spergs.

Worst video ever made

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>ITTTT'SSS CHESSSY
Is there any dumber criticism to a superhero movie?

FFH was written by two people, it's likely that one of them has seen the Raimi films

That guy is a Disneyshill ignore anything he does

He was in the first one too as the wrestling announcer.

His other videos are unsurprisingly just as bad. I'm convinced he doesn't pay attention and doesn't actually understand literally anything he's ever watched.

What was his criticisms?

Why do fucking losers like you keep watching the opinions of other fucking losers?

And that's a good thing.

Reminder that Nu-Soider-Man isn't even allowed to punch people.

Meanwhile rami has stuff like this
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Fun fact:
Steve Ditko, the real creator of Spider-Man and not that Stan Lee hack, was an objectivist IRL and wanted Spider-Man to dislike hippies.

>In his DC video he says that WB should give creative control of the films to Paul Dini and Bruce Timm

kek has he seen any of the fucking garbage they've made recently?

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Is there any better scene is capeshit?
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Calm down retard, I've only seen two. I wanted to give the guy the benefit of the doubt.

Maitre D in 3 as well

>It’s downright disrespectful to write a Spider-Man movie and not know the standards that Raimi set.

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Not an argument

He was in all three. Ring announcer, theater attendant, maitre d'. The reveal was probably gonna involve his being an illusionist, as in Campbell was never making mere cameos, he was the same character in every movie taking on different personas and tracking Spiderman's moves.

Why would anyone watch that outdaded racist piece of shit? If anything it shows his respect for the jewish commnity.

>that dog bark

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I actually felt something watching this. Nothing nowadays makes you feel anything

>In terms of film cannon
this doesn't exist retard

Go away zoomzoom

have sex boomboom

It helps maintain the I L L U S I O N

spider man hasn't been punching since the 90s

oof

That they were cheesy and badly acted, missed the point of the entire trilogy. He’s also a legit Disney shill anyways

It does and you denying it makes you look like a mongoloid

So his main complain is a film about a guy that can climb walls and fights a billionaire in a goblin costume is too cheesy?

Sneed

>Reminder that Nu-Soider-Man isn't even allowed to punch people.
>He throws a punch at the fake Mysterio that was actually a stone column in the illusion scene
>He punches out multiple spidey clones in that same scene
>He punches and cracks Mysterio's CGI dome helmet in the end after getting past the drones
This rule only applies to Spidey in Homecoming, since I can recall three separate times in FFH where he throws a punch

no it fucking doesn't. There's no such thing. There's canon for those three movies, and that's it, but there's no overarching "film canon," that's the dumbest thing anyone could ever say.

Dubs, also being ignorant is not cool and doesn’t make you seem intelligent

What do you think I mean by cannon?

what do you think you mean by cannon?

Different doesn't mean better.
Also nothing is original.

I asked you first

cannon has a very specific meaning, you're the one questioning it, so explain yourself.

Yet he bothered watching the Pokemon movies.

"It’s downright disrespectful to write a Spider-Man movie and not know the standards that Raimi set"
It's not kid

It's pretty obvious. I meant the collective spiderman filmography. Sam Raimis is the first prominent in this cannon of spiderman movies

>Dude, WHAT? You're making an adaptation of source material without ever having seen (different adaptation of source material)

Who cares?

Kino

>this cannon of spiderman movies
yeah, that doesn't exist. Also, it's canon. Learn what buzzwords actually mean before you use them.

>Yeah, that dosen't exist
Wew

Sneedposting is my blessing. Sneedposting is my curse. Who am I? I'm Chuck.

Campbell has been in every Spider-man film as well as being the narrator for the games

There are at least 5 movie series and at the very least two TV series inspired by Spidey. Which one is "cannon", bitch?

All of them

Explains a lot actually, the movie was certified garbo

>Explains a lot actually, the movie was certified kino
ftfy

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Shill harder

There is no train scene in Homecoming, retard.

> if Raimi ever pursued that

But he literally was before sony pulled the plug iirc.

Good. He's better off.

How do you get away with this? If I were chosen to write or direct or act I would spend MONTHS reviewing everything everyone had ever done, said, filmed or written about the subject. What a lazy fucking hack.

I just wish Raimi had actually done something with Curt Connors

He was going to but again, sony pulled the plug.

you're retarded

Where is the train scene, retard?

it's a boat now

Tbh I'd be happy if they copied the raimi script, and had the same actors, and raimi directing, and continuing with SM4. Fuck it just put on SM2 in the theaters instead of this wallmart spidercunt

It was still going to be a cameo, the storyboard leaked a while back. Spidey brings a dude with a glass bowl head into a police station, take it off, it's bruce. Not a main character, not the villain, just another cameo.

Rami and sony looked into doing 4/5 filming back to back with Black Cat, Vulture in 4 and Lizard and black cat in 5. And it all fell through and they rebooted.... baffles me.

Then how do you explain the scene where Mysterio conjures up a Muslim family to use as human shields and Peter tears through them without any hesitation?

>ywn bear witness to Jake laying pipe on Tom’s surprisingly plump butt

I never got this meme, the Raimi trilogy was horse shit. Easily his worst work.

the originals were trash. the only thing good that came from the entire series was James Franco eating pie

fpbp

Why are you guys still watching Hollywood filth in its current state? Pic related a dumb fucking nigger

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He’s the Tom Holland fujioshi poster faggot.

Is it as terrible as the last film, black Mary Jane and woke bullshit? Or is this a new one that doesn't suck ass?

I would've rather had Sam Raimi do his Thor movie if i'm being honest

>comics are now shit
>movies from comics are now shit
Glad i grow up a decade ago.

Gonna assume that yes modern spooderman is a pile of woke bullshit that hates gingers for some reason.
Seriously can someone at Disney show us where the redhead hurt them?
Show us on the doll Disney, it's ok calm down Disney just point where the mean evil redheads hurt you. itll be ok Disney...stop crying...ssshhhh there now Disney...we won't let redheads hurt your bum ever again... Disney please stop crying, not all redheads are Ronald McDonald...no Disney you don't have to obliterate every last trace of them from the world...sssshhhhh let the tears flow...the clown can't hurt you anymore...

Because that was gonna be garbage. "Vulturess"

>copied the train scene
Being this retarded.

nope it's fucking retarded criticism. implying that the current superhero humor that is entirely composed of irony is better

based retard

Hold on, this literally makes no sense. Not specifically about Spiderman, but in general. How tha actual fuck do you get a job in film making if you have literally never seen a blockbuster film?

At this point you may as well be hiring homeless people from third world countries.

"Hey I'm in film making but I never watched any sorce material or popular films lololol" the actual fuck?

Hollywood is highly based on nepotism. You either know the right person or belong to the right tribe. Or have the right politics. Talent doesn't count for as much as you'd like to think.

Peter PARKER getting hit with a Green Goblin BARKER

Dare I say, KINO?!

Not everyone is obsessed with Hollywood blockbusters. They are churned out constantly, it's not important to watch them.

he doesn't like being compared to Raimi's so if I say I never watched them checkmate you can't compare me to it same thing spike lee did with oldboy though I guess he did admit he watched it at least

based

They cannot, they just want to shit on Tom Holland’s Spider-Man so they’re grasping at anything relevant to the current minute.

......how

Gtfo, film canon!

No ones saying he should copy those movies you smoothbrain
But a person writing a Spider-Man movie should be a fan of Spider-Man. And someone who has never seen the original movies is clearly not a fan of Spider-Man

No, we’re actually trying to enjoy these great new Spider-Man films but you’re bitching like menopausal women about your first love

That's a fucking lie. And THIS man is proof of that.

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Get fucked you deluded cunt, I hate Disney but I love Spider-Man, these films are better than anything Disney has done since its second golden age. I rate them higher than everything in the MCU too, except for Infinity War and anything else Spider-Man vastly improved just by being there. I’m talking purely as a Spider-Man fan.

>The virgin Cosmonaut Variety Hour
>The chad Hitop Films

JJJ in the nu flicks is drawn from the PS4 Game.
WHICH by the way is better than all these shit films Yea Forumscucks.

he also never read spider-man comics

>WHO THE FUCK IS SPIDER-MAN

So what? You think he, or Raimi, ever read the comics, the real source material?

I unironically liked Deadpool 2 despite the fact that there was a ton of annoying shit that I should hate. It was a fun movie.
But yes she is a nigger.

>You think he, or Raimi, ever read the comics, the real source material?
Raimi absolutely did, he grew up reading the comics. But since you're retarded I'm sure you don't believe that.

Raimi's movies were absolutely nothing like the comics, so no, I have no reason to believe that.

>Raimi's movies were absolutely nothing like the comics
based retard

Ummm retard it's the same actor from the old Trilogy you dumb mouthbreathing fuck.

that's implying he had to do with the casting which we don't know if he would

Checked

It flopped. Good.

yea, im thinkin this is based

That scene in SP2 where Peter tells May about how he really went to win some money that night and could have stopped the killer and she walks away in shock is rightly praised. They easily could have had another quiet, subtle, and memorable emotional scene in these new ones where she confronts Peter about all the danger he's putting himself in, etc.

this guys right but you fags wont admit it because of nostalgia and le epic racist raimi memes

so he punches a bunch of cgi non human entities and then a large glass helmet that does no physical damage to mysterio, it sounds even more lame when its all typed out like that

>soulless corporate garbage can have memorable emotional scenes
maybe if you're speilberg. most of it just comes off like adam sandler-tier tearbait for literal retards

Isn't it good that one person on the team can offer this perspective? It would be different if none of the writers had seen the Raimi trilogy but just one seems like it's actually good. Prevents them from being too constrained

they should be constrained

>GODSNEED, SPIDER-MAN

If Snyder said he had never seen Donner's Superman everyone would rightly shit on him

Saw Spider-Man 2 last night...fucking sucked

lol

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA

STOP FUCKING REMAKING THE SAME SHIT MOVIES

ooo how edgy and cool. Every one of Raimi's films beats the new ones.

Based as fuck.

FUCK THAT NIGGER

Raimi Spider-man isn't the source material so who gives a shit?

>and also never read the comics, of watched a spiderman tv show, or anything related to spiderman

>because it's not necessary

>and thats a good thing

>implying I watched any of these shit films
Seethe more Yea Forumscuck

Instead of commenting on others' overgeneralized one sentence statements on the video you can watch it for yourself to see whether his criticisms are valid or not.

no one should ever waste their time doing that

I don't why these fan fictions keep getting mentioned here. There have been no Spider-Man movies since 2007.

that flashback to Norman's father in Germany was a bit on the nose

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This
The source material is the Iron Man movies

Lol

>Great new Spiderman films
>Great
Keep your racist as hell anti ginger movies to yourself

think hes referring to this user

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Based zoomer meme

the guy who never saw the Raimi films was the one who pitched bringing JK Simmons to play JJJ

>Far From Home saw the surprising return of Spider-Man star J.K. Simmons as an updated J. Jonah Jameson, a departure from Simmons’ original take on the character — one co-writer Chris McKenna was admittedly unfamiliar with.

“I had never seen the original Spider-Man movies and I pitched him and everyone said, ‘No… We can’t do that!’ I’m still waiting for Sony to get me my free copies, but they never gave me the free copies,” McKenna told Variety.

>“We always hoped that it would be him. And then the decision was, in what form? Was he going to be like he was before? We decided that maybe a better reflection of how things have changed, how media has changed, would be instead he’s more of this Alex Jones figure now. That was the big decision.”

it explains so much, a decision driven by what other people will think

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>We decided that maybe a better reflection of how things have changed, how media has changed, would be instead he’s more of this Alex Jones figure now

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Spiderman PS4 is better than the Holland and Garfield movies by far

whether raimifags like it or not mcu spider-man is the closest to the comics

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in which issue does he swallow Tony Stark's cum and Mary Jane changes her name to Michelle Jones?

>mfw he actually lists the comment Spidey made to notMacho Man as an actual criticism

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>>writer copies the Raimi movies
>“what an unoriginal hack”
who are you quoting?

I spat out my applesauce and rolled around the room.

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