there is so much info on getting with women due to the internet basically just follow instructions, user.
Mason Cook
You could start by actually being fun to be around you depressing sack of shit
Adam James
i'm sorry i'm not a very interesting person, sheesh
Josiah Flores
Everybody is so atomized now. If you are out of school it's really hard.
Luckily I met one good friend at my job and I have my old friends from back home but I don't see them much. I spend almost all of my nights at home alone but I would be out at the bars with friends if I could. Sometimes it's fun to go alone but weekend nights aren't good for that. Better off going out on a Wednesday or Thursday if you are flying solo.
Jayden Miller
Doesn't matter when you're a shy socially inept autist
Asher Green
>tfw haven't experienced this since last relationship 3 yrs ago >tfw just got ghosted again by another QT girl after we were hitting it off pretty well what even is the point of trying anymore
i'm basically in the same situation, minus the weekday nights at bars. isn't it weird to go to a bar alone?
i'm sick of coming home every friday night to Yea Forums. i want to change.
Jonathan Ross
Literally fake it until you internalize it. I know the answer: pure laziness. Getting fit is easy and basic. You can just use BASIC tried and true rules for talking to women.
Do you not see the picture of Ryan Gosling from Blade Runner 2049?
Luis Anderson
I'M SO TIRED OF WORKING EVERY DAY NOW THE WEEKEND'S COME I'M GONNA THROW MY TROUBLES AWAY IF YOU'VE GOT THE CAB FARE MISTER YOU'LL DO ALL RIGHT I WANT TO SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TONIGHT
Depends where you go. In my city I go to dive bars where nobody gives a fuck, and if I go to one enough times I might strike up casual with the bartenders, and perhaps a patron or two but I'm not really viewing it as a chance to pull puss, although that can happen
Nathaniel Martinez
>2 years You are like a little baby.
Andrew Martinez
true it's been almost two for me and i'm just a bumbling fool around women t. born again virigin
Nathaniel Ward
MEET ME AT THE STATION DON'T BE LATE I NEED TO SPEND SOME MONEY AND IT JUST WON'T WAIT TAKE ME TO THE DANCE AND HOLD ME TIGHT I WANT TO SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TONIGHT
it's your mom's fault for never teaching you to tie shoe laces user
Justin Barnes
Yeah, been about 5 years for me, I don't even try to socialize in general anymore. I go to work, come home and drink the days away whenever I'm off. I've been waiting to die for quite some time now.
Ayden Ross
fucking kill yourself
Matthew Hall
>drink the days away whenever I'm off.
living the dream
Nathaniel Reyes
The fact that you're on this shithole forum suggests a lack of social skill necessary to formulate bonds and win allies. Everybody on this forum is a socially maladjusted autist no matter what they say(maybe except the tourist plebbitors), and its hoghly unlikely you'll ever win more than a handful of friends, so quit trying and get used to it.
Isaiah Gray
You really think you're in as bad a situation as someone who has literally never even kissed a girl? Lmao imagine someone that inexperienced trying to have their first relationship in their late 20's. Relatively you're a Chad.
Brandon Edwards
A COUPLE OF DRUNKEN NIGHTS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IS JUST THE KIND OF MESS I'M LOOKING FOR I'M GONNA DREAM TILL MONDAY COMES IN SIGHT I WANT TO SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TONIGHT
>get dumped >spend 5 years alone >minus a few times fucking some fat slag >actually doing well in my career now >after years of hating myself and wanting to die I feel useful again >every time I check a dating app I see ten single mothers >feel like a free man
>2 years boo hoo, chad. I haven't so much as hugged a female (non-family member) since breaking up with the only gf I've ever had (which only lasted for maybe 3 months) which was in... june 2011?
honestly miss cuddling more than sex. also haven't had any RL friends since 2010 or so. I cant even speak without spilling spaghetti, can't hold a conversation, and obviously cant get the most basic of jobs. everyone that meets me, hates me and thinks I'm creepy, weird, and dangerous.
wish I had the courage to kms. cops will probably gun my down, I just hope they dont send me to prison for making Stacy feel uncomfortable.
Fucking virgins that either shit up on internet boards, or start shooting people irl. Fucking cancer.
Angel Johnson
They don't work
Tyler Nelson
b-but white people are the master race! stormreddit told me so!
j-just because i never leave my parents house doesnt mean i dont know the truth! all women want big, 5" long white cocks, right?
r-r-r-right? p-please?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... UM SEX IS DEGENERATE! plz help, the jews somehow brainwashed the TRUE master race into wanting men that they don't actually want! but jews aren't the actual master race even though by my own logic it statistically only takes 1 of them to control several hundred white christians. jews are just getting help from demonic powers an shit! MAGA USA! #notaracist
wtf, are you me? >sudden divorce for no apparent reason >fucking literally -- there's no other man, no cheating, nothing like that >hits like a train >after some time start getting close to a qt from work >it's going okay'ish since she turns out to be a weirdo and you can tell wasn't in a serious relationship before >still pretty confident it's going in the right direction, don't mind the snail pace at all because I really like her >after two weeks shit takes complete 180 degree turn >'I spent a great weekend and decided I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone. you gotta find someone who's gonna care for you, user' >mfw I have no face
Brody Russell
you lack any self awareness seek help from a psychiatrist
tfw signed up for 4 dating apps last weekend because I have nothing to lose >got only 1 person who liked me >it was a crossdresser >i haven't swiped right on anybody
Luis Martin
>isn't it weird to go to a bar alone?
you have to bring your falcon and not be afraid of the penis inspection
How manlet? I'm only 5'6 but I've fucked more than 70 women. Are you also ugly or autistic or something?
Cameron Bennett
I'll probably never touch a woman in my life but I still think the meme is hilarious. Cry more faggot can lesbians get wizard powers? asking for a friend haha
Christopher Morgan
DELETE THIS
Nolan Kelly
5'4" and I look young/childish
Ayden Walker
Do you have a small dick?
Jordan Evans
Weak shit, Brie is a fucking terrible actress.
Hunter Turner
5", not that anyone has ever seen it.
Jackson Edwards
Well, aside from the height thing you'll be happy for the youngish looks when you get older. I'd say find girls that are just slightly shorter then you and learn some game. Women are more attracted to tall guys in general, it's true. But they also find tall guys intimidating, and shorter guys can make a woman feel more relaxed and comfortable. Learn to vibe and connect with women, with adding a sexual undertone.
join hobby clubs join a gym join church join anything basically
just join anything social where people are forced to talk to you. you have to go out of your way to join a setting that requires conversation
Kevin Harris
I am too but I don't need a woman to enjoy life. Preoccupy yourself with shit like going to the gym or learning new skills and you'll probably feel more fulfillment that just having to shag random girls.
>be me >discussing runnerkino with my mates at work >qt 8/10 girl co-worker asking to join the discussion >nah okay, what did you liked about the movie? >says that she liked the visuals, directing, the soundtrak but also disliked Goose's performance saying it's too emotionless >dumb cunt.jpg >confidently explain to her why ourguy was top-tier with examples of GODDAMNIT and death of Joi scenes >she silently agree >asked if her bf liked the movie >I-i always go to the cinema alone >tell her that we should watch the movie together sometimes >she blushes and smiles >o-okay user! >never invited her to watch movie together after that
How do you cope with the existential horror of being a low status male? Some men are born attractive and/or alpha or are smart enough to make millions and become a sugar daddy. You have none of that. Women have inherent worth because there will always be more men thirsting for sex or companionship than women willing to give it. If you're a woman you'll never feel this existential dread. If you're a male there's a 2 in 3 chance you'll never reproduce and a 1 in 4 chance you'll never have sex.
>isn't it weird to go to a bar alo i live in nyc and i do it every night. i make friends there. easier cause i can focus on pulling. i go to bars 2 blocks from my house, so i can bring girls over with ease. love my neighborhood. art hoe extravaganza.
indifferent, kinda stopped caring. The little pleasures in life are good enough for me.
Anthony Young
true
Julian Brooks
Women have worth until the wall/their ovaries dry up. Men can have worth until at least mid 60s. Not to mention all the nasty shit that happens to women like periods, giving birth, mammograms, being weaker and stupider, etc
Juan Garcia
Women aren't really stupider on average than men. There are more supremely intelligent men, sure, but there are also more extremely stupid men.
>Women have worth until the wall/their ovaries dry up. It's not like it's difficult to have kids as a woman before this happens
Thomas Cruz
>have a wank >feel fine >10 minutes later I'm angry again
Liam Kelly
>things that never happened
Jaxson Harris
>why do they tell us to have sex lol it's totally not our main issue and why we are so bitter lol it doesn't even make sense lol stupid roasties/trannies/libshits/scapegoat coping mechanism
Cameron Ward
Who are you quoting?
Colton Torres
Who's this cock slot
Chase Baker
average does not matter if you have triple digit IQ, they will mostly feel dumber
Thomas Wood
What?
David Young
i always thought it would be cool to have a local bar that i always hung around. When i moved to he city i started going after work everyday. I then discovered the "locals" who go every day are sad, depressed alcoholic weirdos
Luke Thompson
"wow, that actor that everyone loves and wants to fuck is just like me, a depressed ugly manlet retard!"
Jacob Carter
It only matters if you get triple digits dubs you idiot.
Lincoln Williams
>tfw qt gf who is moving in next week >tfw she's into facesitting and has a wonderful pusy
Im so tired of jumping through hoops. Online dating is the worst and makes me feel miserable. Yet I crave physical intimacy and am incapable of approaching anyone in real life right now
I was in bed with a woman a month ago, and I couldn't keep my dick hard enough to fuck her. It would kind of bend, and not keep itself straight inside her (she was pretty tight though).
Is it Erectile Dysfunction?
>online dating Ouch, they're designed to keep women clientele, not men. Hope the experience isn't too depressing..
Zachary Collins
This is what shitlibs think we believe
Jeremiah Ross
MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Find a chick who's too drunk to stand up on her own and by herself.
Thomas Jenkins
Go have another tantrum in a bagel shop kek
Jose Lopez
Well you have nothing to lose if you try
Ayden Rodriguez
It's tough when you're not an uber-Chad. Every chick has 100 guys messaging her, unless you prove to her you're special from them in the first five messages, you're done.
John Fisher
Did your butt hurt?
Kevin Perez
I'm a full-on wizard and will remain that way. I don't want anything casual but I also can't be in a relationship due to a mile long list of reasons.
Especially the average ones since that's where all guys are dogpiling thinking they'll get ahead going for a more attainable grl.
Same with ugly girls, guys think that's an easy low-effort fuck, so they're also crowded with guys.
Basically our biggest enemy is other sex-starved guys.
Jaxson Thompson
I don't like the idea of using tinder to find a girlfriend. If feels like we're all just objects and materials to be bought in a store. She swipes through the catalogue and picks several guys. By chance I might happen to be one of them. It's like she's shopping for shoes. This is the person I want to bond with and fall in love with?
Josiah Murphy
that's rape
Matthew Nelson
>>'I spent a great weekend and decided I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone
Lol nobody decides that. She finds someone she really likes she is going to go for him. Simple as that. She just doesnt want to be in a relationship with YOU
about to go to uni in a few months. gonna be in a big city 200 miles away, after living in a shithole for 21 years. any tips for a social retard who's about to be all by himself (no friends, no family nothing)?
It's hard to micro-manage all the messages from girls there, but if you have time and patiance it's okay to deal with. You can organize 3-4 dates in one week. Tinder is unironically one of the most useful aps ever created. You don't even need to leave home to meet a woman anymore. Don't need to waste your time in money sitting in pub/club looking for a gal. You're sitting home or with mates chilling and just switching betweeen hundreds of women.
Don't be afraid to go nuts your first year. I was socially-adjusted, but from what I observed, the kids who went nuts early on mellowed out later on and became good guys. The kids who remained in their shells in first year never opened up -- they're still hiding.
Any kind of alpha personality with good looks, yeah. But if you have non-threatening good looks, you'll probably have to settle for the 6s and 7s on the app. The 8s and 9s go for your typical chads.
Ethan Moore
I'm white, skinny and 6.0 . Doesnt matter if your pictures are shit. I dont take pictures with friends and dont have any outside hobbies.
Grayson Bailey
Don't need to be chad. Just need to be decent looking, have some good photoes and some joke description of yourself. If you have a good car, have pic of you traveling or doing some other expensive shit, show it. Women like this shit.
Nolan Rogers
Probably this. With how things are these days, I take a good month at least before I decide whether or not I want to be steady with someone.
Asher Torres
Its nerves m8. Happens to the best. As for online dating I barely get any matches and when I do I just want to kill myself because talking to them is such a chore and just stressing me out.
Charles Davis
>tfw you can have this but not with someone as hot Not sure if I keep dating this one girl or look for someone hotter. It's a bit unsatisfying. I know dating isn't about the looks, but damn it, I want my kids to be beautiful.
they all go for the chads, no joke. non chads are 'lucky' to get
Jace Cooper
with that attitude, sure
Julian Sanchez
>have a wank >start laughing uncontrollably >its all so fucking ridiculous >start crying
Ayden Perry
Absolutely not ED. Something popped in your head or something about the girl was off-putting. There was SOMETHING about the experience that just got to you, and then you kept thinking, "fuck, I'm not hard" and "come on, come on, get hard!". Like this user said, nerves. Back when I was studying for the MCAT, my instructor said he worked at some kind of clinic, and the most common patients were men complaining about ED. They didn't need pills. They just needed mental coaching.
Logan Cook
This, seriously this. I was super-shy my first year of college, but I joined the school choir and almost immediately had a group of 100 instant friends. Dated a few of them too.
Anthony Gutierrez
I was speaking from experience. If I had model pictures, lighting filters, and my hair styled all the time, then I'd look like a top tier chad. I just have casual photos from vacations and pull 6s and 7s consistently.
Levi Lopez
I am utterly incompetent. The only be emotion I stir in others is pity. I am God's Own Failure.
Grayson Sanders
>i think my autism literally shields my virginity good news! it doesn't, because that's not what literally means
Ryder Smith
Tinder, and the like, ruined everything.
It's over for sub-8 men, as all women want Chad and reject their looks-match.
I'm a bald manlet who has had to pay for sex in order to not be a virgin.
Dylan Anderson
based
Adam Harris
18-22 yo women are for looks Anyone above is for money mate. Just show that you have a lot. >non chads are 'lucky' to get
Leo Williams
Sorry, I didn't even mention a kind of fix. Don't think about it when it happens. Just go back to wanting to fuck her and you'll get hard. Have her blow you for a bit, etc.
Dylan Martin
rule 1
Daniel Nelson
i don't take photos of myself so there's really no point in even signing up
Did this too. Ended up with around 50 acquaintances and no gf
Brandon Sullivan
both of you are chads. its been empirically shown multiple times that woman uniformly almost-only match with a top 20 percentile of men by physical attractiveness. its not something i expect you to understand; its an experience completely alien to you. its like "just be yourself", completely myopic
ask your 5/10 friends about how tinder is for them
Austin White
>I chuckled formerly sneedled
Cameron Howard
Dont take this the wrong way but you're a fucking moron
Wyatt Butler
Not me. kek
Carter White
This. Anyone here who claims to not be good looking but still does well with women should be required to post a picture of themselves as proof
Zachary Barnes
I'm a KV but have spooned with a female friend a whole night once. What status am I?
Jonathan Clark
Sorry, but if you know that Tinder is like that then you shouldn't be going for women on Tinder. You're setting yourself up to fail. However, female 5s on dating apps make themselves look better all the time. They have their methods, and guys have theirs. If you're about a 5 for a male, you need to get pictures showing your best assets. If you think you're ugly but have a nice smile, get a photo where you're candidly laughing with a group of friends. 1. It shows you're adjusted, have a sense of humour, confident, social, etc. 2. Women love good smiles. If you don't have the best teeth, try to work with something else. Have a nice body? The non-threatening way to show it off is in a group picture with mixed guys/girls in bathing suits. Otherwise you'll have to do some quirky shit like holding up a pet while flexing.
I don't know why I'm typing all this out, but I guess just to say that it's not impossible. I've helped my friends get dates before, so it can be done. I just don't know if it can be done alone (by yourself). The pictures won't seem genuine.
Charles Thompson
tfw >tall >like 6 and a half inch dick >masculine build but >shy, anxious and awkward Grass is always greener on the other side, bros.
y-yes haha, all those grils interested in me if only I wasn't so AWKWARD haha
Daniel Garcia
dw i gave up on tinder (and dating apps in general) a year ago. i had pictures of me with friends, me smiling, on holiday, etc. i even had one after a won a local boxing tournament ahaha. its just not going happen for non chads. congrats i guess, more for you, enjoy them
its not impossible but the effort is retarded for what you get. yeah i could construct this profile after many hours and dollars, then swipe through 200 people to get a date with one fat girl who has nothing going on in her life. truthfully im not going to debase myself that way. i dont know what the solution is; i fear ill never find a wife or have children but that seems to be a societal problem i cant fix by myself
Luke Gray
Shitty considering all my other family members managed to find someone, even the ones who got divorced still found someone else pretty soon after. Worst part is when your friends get gfs and never go anywhere without them so you have to stop hanging out with them as you don't want to be the single one of the group.
Joshua Powell
im a fat neckbeard who literally shits himselves and wears diapers, I'm a piece of shit, a bigger loser than most of you, but with one difference to the incels I've always liked women so I persue them. It's a huge struggle, no doubt, sending 100 messages and getting no replies is depressing. These days you can't even do that because you don't even get swipes on tinder but I've had a girlfriend for 65% of my adult life, 3 major ones. Been with like 8 girls total by age 28. Again, I'm worse than any of you and I shit myself, I also have a literal microcock Unironically just be yourself and put yourself out there ;)
Joshua Reed
I did the same and am also over 6ft and in good shape and white but had nobody talk to me barring maybe 2 but then they ghosted me as soon as I replied, ended up deleting the acc a few months later
Isaac Morgan
I hate talking to girls through text. I hate it. I hate it so much. I love talking in person but fuck this shit to hell. I unironically wish it was a time before phones.
Robert Campbell
Hey man, appreciate that. It would've been more truthful though if I had said this isn't the first time it happens to me, and I have to pull out a cheesy excuse like "muh whiskey dick teehee" (but I'm not drunk).
I stay hard when I'm getting blown, but suddenly it starts to flopping when it comes to putting it inside them. I may have just broken my dick though, and pussy doesn't do it for me anymore (well never did*).
I'll try viagra someday I guess.
Isaiah Evans
>Unironically not true. For a 20-30 swiped, there are at least one or two 7-8/10 who go out with me. Eh but ...
>1 in 115 more than enough if you don't live in some sub 10 million bumfuck town
Jason Morris
I bet you fucked it up somehow.
Jaxon Russell
So you get a like one out of 115 times, you get an answer to your introduction one out of 10 times, and from there you get a date out of 10 times. So one out of 11,500 swipes you make, you get a date if I'm not mistaken.
And I've had dates on tinder by the way, but shit is still depressing. Bumble is way better even if a woman's idea of getting ypu interested is "hey, how are u"...
Brody Miller
Sorry user
Isaac Lopez
I'm a 24 yo kv with a 10cm dick. Just gonna become rich and join a pedoring to fuck hebes. Fuck all you niggers.
Nolan Anderson
How the fuck can you have any emotional connection to some Tinder bitch?You guys are just losers who want to get their dick wet, not lonely lonely.
Jonathan Jackson
just get a hooker
Christian Thompson
I met my wife on Tinder.
Jace Howard
I wish dick size had actual importance. 22 yo kv with 17 cm dick.
