Bane? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Bane? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Nicholas Edwards
Aaron Collins
Bane? Now THAT was a big guy. They don't make em' like him anymore.
Josiah Butler
dead meme
Eli Jones
>When I survived that plane crash, I swore I would kill the man responsible
>Batman took that from me
Queue CIA as the villain of The Dark Knight Embiggens.
Kevin Butler
>Well of course I know him, he's me.
Liam Fisher
how long until the 118888888 GET restores Bane?
Colton Taylor
Hotheads right on queue
Caleb Harris
Who paid you to grad dr pavel
Brayden Williams
that get will be a sneed post, just like
Isaac Rodriguez
Why did Nolan just rip off Plato, bros?
Christian Hall
sneed
Elijah Allen
>tfw it's been years since I got the banepost that got jannied
>tfw we're at almost double that now
Carson Hall
Did you get a ban for it?
Wyatt Perry
No, they only deleted it. There were some extra posts that didn't get caught by the archive too
Gabriel Cruz
Cameron Hill
Biggest of guys,
Are you flying just for me?
Biggest of guys,
I'm so small that I can't see
Who knows
I felt it from the first airplane I ever flew
That I could be
A big guy, just for you
Smallest of guys,
Just one thing for a little man
There in the plane,
And through the smokescreen of the master plan
Pavel
Yes all we're looking for is what he told you
A plane
A stance
A plan
A crash
A look in somebody's eyes
To fly through the skies
To catch a plane and send it reeling
Now's not the time for fear
And you're a big guy
I don't know if they cared
Before we were paired
'Cause all that I need's this crazy feeling
A mas-ket-ta on my heart
Think I started the fire
Biggest of guys,
Shown me things I never knew
Biggest of guys,
Am I a big guy, for you?
Lucas Reed
but who was the mosquito man?
Mason Reed
I can't remember my flight plan, Bane
Nicholas Green
SO....BANE
Asher Stewart
SO BANE - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BANE - HE REPRESENTS CHAOS. IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS. AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE CIA, WHO - ROUGHLY SPEAKING - REPRESENTS ORDER. BUT CIA, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT CIA, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY! YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF CIA'S "EXPERIMENT"? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY IN THE GULAGS. SOLZHENITSYN WRITES ABOUT IT IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BIG GUY IF YOU'RE NOT. IT ENDS UP BEING EXTREMELY PAINFUL - DAMAGING EVEN. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
Brody Richardson
let it go lads
Isaac Rodriguez
>AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
But I already filed the flight plan!
David Sanders
I don't want to alarm you but I think your scrotum has been chopped off
Landon Rogers
>I'm of inconsequential size, Bane. That's all I've ever been. I hoped one day I'd be a big guy but I wasn't. I just stood next to people who were.
>There are other mercenaries like me. Any one of them could have done what I did. But you... everything we asked for, everything for our master plan... Dr. Pavel, friends. For you-nar rovers. Who else could have filed this flight plan? No one cared who I was until I put on the mask, but they listened to you. Of all the analysts, all the operatives - the entire agency of obedient fools - they mistakenly sent the one big guy. For God's sake CIA. You were the one who maskettered the most.
Tyler Wood
Zachary Stewart
dis flight plan
dem planes
sallacan thinkabout
Easton Miller
its just you and me, cia
Kevin Cooper
>>BUT BEN CIA YOU TOLD BANE WAS A BIG GUY!
What I told you was true, from a certain point of view for U
Gabriel Rogers
He looks like jc denton
Owen Turner
ha
Ian Morgan
>Smee, Maimen, and Doctor Pavalheer start booing loudly
Brayden Smith
Brody Brown
what's the original song?
Andrew Reed
kino
Jordan Torres
Uh Bane..... Why are we crashing my aircraft first?
Liam Moore
>Bane! Are we crashing it?!
Carter James
Does he know he's a giant Yea Forums meme? I wonder how he'd take it.
Daniel Gray
It's too bad he doesn't get to bring friends, but then again, who does?
Justin Thompson
it's so odd to see this unedited
Henry Anderson
beautiful...
Cameron Taylor
Banetto!
Banetto!
Isaiah Evans
It's already happened 3 years ago, that's all bane needed.
Sneed will be dead before this site is gone, bane will die with this site.
Alexander Wright
Jackson Scott
Masterpiece
Hunter Foster
I have to watch LGH. Unironically why did she shoot a man she'd just thrown from a plane, though?
Robert Richardson
Why would somebody shoot a man after throwing him out of a plane?
Evan Bailey
I'm pretty sure that's Gundam Wing my friend
Camden Allen
Reminder
>replying to off-topic garbage
>replying to off-topic garbage
>replying to off-topic garbage
Remember to send your complaints of the jannies through the feedback page.
Ian Perry
Deepfake when?
Luis Martin
based Nolan
Kevin Lewis
>tfw made a thread yesterday where I said lines from TDKR on vocaroo
>having a good time
>thread gets deleted
Tyler Hall
Oh. Thanks. That drawing style and anachronistic western clothing really reminded me of LGH.
Eli Howard
>queue
>not cue
i am so fucking done with this board. off to ebaumsworld.
Jacob Evans
Blub?