Can ANYTHING stop this based midget?

Based as fuck

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Here's another

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LOL

>divorced (was actually married at some point)
>owns his own business

No sympathy.

>didnt pay for his bagel

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

You know what? This little fella won me over.

>five foot tall
Damn I'm so glad to be 5'4

MANLET LUTHER KING

MALCOM XS

>MALCOM XS

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5" is fucking small. My me Ivan GF is 4'11" and she's only an inch away from being a midget

>being glad you aren't legally registered midge
honestly this

Headline thread?

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damn have some gold user

Based retard phoneposter

>can ANYTHING stop this based midget?
Maybe if he could somehow be tricked into insulting DSP, other than that I see no stopping him

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Every time I read a story about how Russians act it convinces me that starting a war with them is a bad idea.

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>(((bagel)))

based Stephen Jennings getting that younger pussy

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Holy shit dude you just made my day. I thought she’d get community service

God, I wish I had a teacher like her.

she should have gotten a "niccccccce" and a pat on the butt

dude is a fag for calling the cops on her

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You are 10 inches taller than him, he's 4'11".

Nah, the dude is a fag for not picking her up and fucking her into a wall.

>whole wheat bagel with one egg white and swiss cheese

BASED

>20 years for banging a lucky bastard
Dafuq.
People have gone to jail less time for killing.

>"Getting messages on dating sites from women like like: You're five feet tall? Just die"

That's a horrible thing to say. Why would women do that?

if history has shown us anything nobody is more effective at killing russians than russians

You don't do that?
I always shit on ugly women I find on Tinder, it's hilarious.

Normies laugh and will make fun of his "Napoleon delusions" even more. But they do so because deep down they know he's right, and really 4'10".

Kek, underrated

Something is not adding up here, otherwise that dude is a legitimate closeted faggot

The judge is making an example out of her

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listen, you're gonna get a lot of flak for saying this
but let me assure you that in my honest opinion, you're both based and redpilled

My girlfriends ex husband is 5’5” and hyper religious no sex before marriage type.

I actually feel really bad for him and have a lot of sympathies.

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Man, the burgerclap court system is fucked.
They go hard on shit like that, or rape, but then you can get almost get away with murder.

How is the flak supposed to protect his hanging gut and rolls?

>girlfriends ex husband

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>my girlfriends ex husband

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I thought it was funny till I watched his other video where the paki workers at the gas station ask him how tall he is at 2:00am when all he did was came in the buy a coffee and doughnut

It's fake. He has a yt channel where he posts vids of him pretending to be angry at cashiers.

I'd understand if she was ugly, but she's a pale goth qt.

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So, he's just an American Koksal Baba?

>modern mlk
Did this midget plagiarized his PhD, did heavy drugs, cheated on his wife and participated in sex orgies?

MIDGE

How did the sandniggers not know this was a trap?

I'm 5'9 and still get occasional shit for being short. In other news, most people are cunts

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Murder, Arson, and Jaywalking.

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I wanna see him and the Trumpet Fight guy in a cage match to the death. Except Trumpet guy would be given a harmonica made in to a shiv. Two tikes enter, one tike leaves.

youtu.be/ha7smLPz2GY

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Lol

Read this today at work, guy said he wanted to make a "super snake"

doesn't matter, 72 virgins

It's there to protect your heart, lungs, spine, and main arteries. Everything else can be shot and you can have a slow, painful recovery, but not actually risk of death.

>MALCOM XS

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>die to have 72 incels waiting for you
Nice.

how old are you? Stop wifing whores.

lol

Wait a minute, is that the white people face girl that gets posted so much around here?

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Where are these 72 virgins coming from anyways? I bet they're just blowup dolls.

>yep, that's me
>bet you're wondering how i ended up here
>well it all started when...

There was a murder in my country where the man murdered an entire family; mother, brother and sister with a hatchet whilst on drugs and he only get 20 years.

20 years for that is fucking insane. Cosby got a max of 10 for raping 60 fucking women

>nypost.com/2019/07/11/bagel-boss-customer-says-viral-rant-has-already-changed-his-luck-with-the-ladies/

Wow who knew manlet rage could get you a gf?

On one hand she is extremely cute and he looks incredibly gay. On the other hand she's clearly abusive and insane and violent so idk.

I think people subconsciously know I have a really small white penis so they don't make fun of me for being 5'9 out of sympathy.

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Its cause hes famous now and women are retarded

That's when she was arrested a year before. This was what she looked like on no sex arrest night.

Clearly after engagement she got fat and he has 2nd thoughts

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that's so fucking metal. I bet she was a total badass

Manlets are responsible for all human atrocity

>graduated from drama school
lmao

Don't you have to have your eyes open for those pics?

>based!

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literally the most based man on the planet.

>if she failed, Juana said she was tied up and fed a single taco per day
fuck cartels

*clears throat*
>Baker sat next to the 22-year-old McLean on the bus after the young man smiled at him and asked how he was doing.
>Baker said he heard the voice of God telling him to kill the young carnival worker or “die immediately.”
>He repeatedly stabbed McLean while the young man fought for his life. As passengers fled the bus, Baker continued stabbing and mutilating the body before he was arrested.
>The Supreme Court of Canada ruled in 1999 that a review board must order an absolute discharge if a person doesn’t pose a significant threat to public safety.
>The ruling added there must be clear evidence of a significant risk to the public for the review board to continue imposing conditions after a person is found not criminally responsible.
>Based on evidence presented at a recent hearing, the board feels Baker does not pose a significant threat to the safety of the public.
>Vince Li, who now goes by Will Baker, was granted full discharge Friday afternoon.
Nobody beats Canada.

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She looks different in every pic.

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I'm 24 and 5'5

I used to get laid a lot but got into drugs and that ruined everything.

actually being a well rounded person isn't a meme and girls will date you.

Its so fucked up being like 5 feet

Its like you're cleary not tall enough to be a normal man but you're also not quite short enough to just roll over and accept being a midge. Its like nature is playing a cruel prank on you

>Everything else can be shot
t. Call of Duty fan

Well that ones been insanely filtered. Even there you can see his eyes are filled with regret. He looks like he proposed before he even got to fuck and realized his mistake too late.

>>>>>>TV Tropes

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you clearly know nothing about women. it was probably his only option. he had to be proactive and call the police first, otherwise that crazy bitch would have made up some bullshit story to get him arrested. i'm sure this wasn't the first time she had a little temper tantrum like a fucking 3 year old.

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Oh I found one for this

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>Even there you can see his eyes are filled with regret.
I don't know, that's pretty much how i've looked like for the last 10 years and I never had a girlfriend.

>be 5'0"
>tell midget joke to break the tension
>go to prison for hate crime
It's just not fair.

Sorry, but the last thing i'm going to do is believe that Yea Forums does know about women.
This place is filled with stupid Americans who's worldview is built entirely on Twitter screencaps.

I'll never listen to anything said in Yea Forums, this place only exists to mock miserable people.

How awful

this guy reminds me of me

>this place only exists to mock miserable people.
That's what the internet is, fren

BASED

>no one posting this yet
you disappoint me

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>average American man
>he isn't racially ambiguous brown
Something doesn't add up.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT.

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same here bro

checked and sneeded

based af

>radioactive URANIUM
What did they mean by this?

>extreme free speech group

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>explodes at random people about being short
>had a woman give him a chance once, but was most likely so fucking insecure that he would bring up his own height and small dick when she did literally anything
>believes hes mlk-tier because he messages whores on tinder that want good sex and not midget dick, and gets rejected
>tells guy to fight him, guy puts him on the ground without trying, wants to press charges because he forgot that his body is just as frail and weak as his mind
Hes going to end up doing porn, just watch.

>>MALCOM XS

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The 7-11 video of his is basically a scene from Falling Down.
youtube.com/watch?v=XcRXxnZ4FRk

>used goods
Have some standards

I once had a girlfriend ask me: "do you somstimes wish that you were taller?"
what am I supposed to say to that? can someone help me understand

for the record I told her I'm fine with my current weight, but if I was taller I wouldn't mind

I've been meaning to watch that again soon.

I remember silently begging for granny teachers to rape me in middle school

youtube.com/watch?v=qgd2EPmB5MU

I meant height, sorry I'm phoneposting

20 years is way too fucking harsh for consensual sex. That is extremely fucked up.

It's basically the same plot too. Divorced man, apparently living in his van now (Falling Down he moved back with his mom), pissed off at the world, going around venting his rage.

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Nothing worse than an old rostie ruining boys lolly ttime

With a minor.
Law says they cant consent. And it doesnt make if it's a girl or boy

youtube.com/watch?v=HkIDCG6DouM

Manlet uprising NOW

We've found our MLK. The Manlet Uprising begins today.

That's rape man, according to the law

Imagine a 28 year old male teacher having sex with his 13 year old student. Not only would he get a 20+ year prison sentence, but he would be publicly ousted as a pedophile, everyone close would disown him, and he would be repeatedly raped in prison until his ass was too wide to fuck anymore.

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Before the Leaving Neverland accusations, 13 was the youngest Michael Jackson was accused of molesting. Think about how he was perceived compared a female teacher.

Manlet uprising when?

rape is a made up crime. It's a property crime at best.

Theres nothing wrong with having a little cunny

Never.
They would get stomped.

I"m literally 5'7 and completely manwhored the last 3 years at college, blowjobs from 17 girls and fucked 9

I know it sounds like a brag but it just is stupid to me when guys think their height is the only reason why women won't fuck them. its because you're ugly or fat. just fucking get in shape

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There's a lot wrong with it sir

zoomers really are the loneliest generation aren't they?

Jimmy Page dated a 14 year old girl when he was 28

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You're damned if you do and damned if you dont

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The punishment does not fit the deed. 20 years is still insane, and I would say the same for a man who had intercourse with a willing 13 year old female. It's a grey area, and we have to protect youth, but that shit is unreasonable. Our country's laws are so fucking vengeful it's mind boggling.

5'0'' (4'9'' probably) is a lot different than 5'7''. 5'7'' is like average in a lot of parts of the world. 5 foot is closer to Danny Devito.

thats true, but lots of guys at like 5'7 seem to think they're super short and thats the cause of all their girl problems

you don't know the rage seething inside of us. We will have manlet firing squads aiming up at your heads

>Vince Li
>William Baker

Lol, he changed form being Chinese to being white.

Yeah that's definitely true. When I think 5'7'' though I just associate it with being Bruce Lee's height, so it doesn't seem like it's bad at all.

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It's not the first time I see a case like this but how the fuck do you survive such a high fall

Wait, I guess he was actually 5'8''. My memory is fucked up.

I don't remember the article saying much about it, but it did say that she fell one a bunch of snow, and that some girl from another building saw her jump, get up, dust the snow off and go back inside.

>Tfw king of manlets at 5'3
At least people in my country are short
Nothing can save me from being an autist and an asshole though

Boys and girls are not the same. The age of consent for boys should be 13 at the highest. Not for gay sex though, faggotry deserves the death penalty.

fuck all of you fucking normalfag newfags here from twitter/instagram/facebook/election that dont see where hes coming from. swaglord's Yea Forums

they already tried to. a man three times his size couldn't even stop him

Yeah, I understand his frustration and anger. The world is cruel to short people.

>what am I supposed to say to that?
Don't you sometimes wish your boobs were bigger?

I'd blame the guy who pushed him out of the shop

you're not wrong

cosby is going to have dementia in 10 years it would be a waste of time for more than that just let him go play grab ass in a retirement home

50% of Americans aren't white, but the 50% that are white are 99+% white. There are a bunch of articles about how paradoxical it is that despite living together for hundreds of years people aren't race mixing.

im crying from all this freedom, god bless the usa

if it happens again I'll probably say that

>american
>white
Choose one (1).

There's a serial killer in my country who is released from prison every few years and then it takes a week for him to kill the next victim and go back, but they still keep releasing him because the law is retarded and you probably get a bigger sentence from a tax fraud

Slavs are fucking hardcore.
>world wars
>famines
>communism
>chernobyl
>tsars
>napoleon
These freaking slavs will survive anything and the only threat to slavs are themselves.

Jesus Christ. If 6 foot tall people can't stop him, who can

tort law really

That is literally what I just said. Half of Americans aren't white. Christ you must be part of that half and you're just illiterate.

well fuck im impressed

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act of god

This is the most American headline

Rape is theft. You are either stealing a man's wife, or stealing a man's daughter whom he would then be unable to sell off as a wife due to being damaged goods. You can't rape a man due to them not being property. You can't rape your own wife because you cannot steal from yourself.

asking if she sometimes wishes she were prettier is better. bigger boobs have tradeoffs and a girl can reasonably say no. pretty matches height because outside of being truly freakish another inch or two is never gonna hurt

And i'm nothing that the "half of Americans that are white" are not white. they're a miscegenated blend of "1/32 Cherokee and one eighth Irish and one quarter Russian and one eighth black" mutts, you seething mutt.

>younger pussy
>30 years old

pick one

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the usual cycle of interest/awareness of course. the attention falls off and it's like he never did anything

Alexis Mercedes nice name thot

why did someone tackle him how is that an appropriate response

True. Though in this case he actually did nothing wrong so it's ok.

>MALCOM XS
underrated

raging midgets are a security threat

مارس الجنس

it was only appropriate because nobody fears manlets

Based guy. He did the right thing
Thot = PATROLLED

He was literally asking for it.