Be John Legend:

>be half-German half-Thai woman
>marry lightskinned black man
>Have caublanasian baby

The kid is going to look like tiger woods.

who & who

How can she be so fat and skinny at the same time

Some liberal faggot and his boyfriend

He's a feminist, so I don't feel sorry for him.

She's a model and she also has a few cookbooks published. So I imagine she isn't afraid to eat.

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If what OP says is true. Then what is the point of even being with her? She brings literally nothing to the table and yet demands and takes everything from you.

does that mean he's a fag in twitter speak?

I got zero idea what's going on here

I'm not too familiar with her but
is this supposed to be a "good" photo of her?

To be fair Tiger Woods has fucked lots of women

down low is ghetto slang for a closet homosexualist

This bitch is so ugly

What the fuck was John thinking

Giving him a child?
Have sex incel.

while maintaining the top spot of his sport
we really should be splicing his dna

there is no "good" photo, she's ugly as fuck, always has been
didnt knoe she was a model until this thread, i always thought she was some dumb fake dj'ing bitch that looks black enough for tv when i saw her on that lip synvcing show with LL

A lot of men are like this nowadays. Just happy to have a woman near them

She's lucky to have him and treats him like shit? Why does this dynamic play out so often?

ngl she looks MtF

she has dirt on him?

hes a homo

He is gay. He is on the "down low" like Will Smith.

Her cheekbones are so prominent you would think she is a cat lady.

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Ya'll a bunch of incels, she's hot as fuck

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he's probably beaten the shit out of her when he was actually making hit records and shes got video or some shit

manjaw, manface, no ass, no tits, not even wide hips

When your response is literally saying women are just sex objects. That’s exactly what Incels say.

Why do we bother settling for women with small asses? I understand small tits as that's a genetic factor, but for a reasonable ass you literally have to go to the gym for maybe 2 months and just squat/hip thrust

I'm pretty sure she only became famous due to reacting with a cringe face to one of the presenters at the Oscars.

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To the point where she refuses to carry his last name. That she tries to take charge over you? Men have become emasculated.

A lot of black folks have irish ancestors

>down low
more like a down low architect, he's a fucking feeder

a big ass with small tits is a good combination too
the lack of ass should be illegal,

She also did it at the Golden Globes.

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that guy in the back did not want to be seen on camera

she definitely held the face long enough to get it on camera
>did they get it yet?
>can I drop the face yet?
>did they all see how quirky I am?
it seems so fabricated and phony

The Golden Globes seems much more laid back due to everyone just sitting at tables eating and drinking. Dude in the back even has his shirt open and tie loose.

if you ignore the decade of sucking ass, sure

I can't see Hollywood women without putting that "MakeApp" app into my head and mentally stripping them of all makeup. This gremlin does not hold up too well

(((Hollywood))), fabricated and phony? Never.

She is a fucking talentless whore that supports killing children, legend is the biggest SIMP lmao