Looks like high test kino is back on the menu boyz

5’9 is not manlet status

ITT: seething lanklet incels kek

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why is this being posted every single day?

Sucking his dick won't get you laid, incel.

Das is a registered reservist and is LEGALLY obliged to help in such situations. The fat doughnut-eating Nevada cops were just fucking cowards that instantly run away from the shooter and tried to hide behind concrete.

wtf I thought Gigachad wasn't real

He's 5"6

cause it triggers incels and its funny seeing them seeth

Is this the guy that grew his beard so he could shape it like he has manjaw instead of the chinless freak that he is?

It's funny how he has some Rich Piana in his face.

hes not 5'9 bro...

You forgot to mention that he didn't earn anything himself and is a trust fund kiddie spending his daddy's money lmao

I fucked every girl's he's ever fucked 6 times and before he did lol

>Because of his lavish lifestyle and heavy drug abuse, Bilzerian reportedly suffered two heart attacks before the age of 32.[30]

>Roided up
>Still can't successfully throw a whore from roof to pool

>be Dan Bilzerian
>literally the only masculine man left in Hollywood
>promote working out
>promote healthy eating
>promote TRT and HGH
>publicly announce that you just use women for your own interest, and they use you for their own
>don't promote SJW bullshit like all the other male celebrities in Hollywood
>constantly expose (((them)))

Its pretty obvious (((who))) here is trying to damage Dan's reputation

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yea

5'9 1/2"

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do you just post the same shit every day and think no one is going to remember you?

>all these low test haters
Lol
Im glad finally a fucking FF without "ARIBA ARIBA" beaner ass bullshit.
Eat shit faggots and pussies who never gambled or had sex or shot guns or drove fast cars.

lol this faggot again?

same posts and same posters from yesterday
these are paid advertisers

He look's like that new Sacha Baron Cohen's character, the Israeli guy

He looks like Gigachad on theses pics.

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do you just lurk the same shit thread every day and think no one is going to remember you?

This

t. paid indian spammer

Dan is based af and isn’t afraid to expose (((them))).

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mel gibson is 5'9. this guy is at least two inches shorter than him and known to wear lifts. hes 5'6 to 5'7

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He also had 3 heart surgery for drug use and hes not even 40.

fucking kek

This is a very bad turns of event. Be prepared for Bella Delphine in Fast and Furious 12 or others blockbusters.

He use cocaine of the wazoo and is heart attck from death really not a role model here.

>I identify as a black guy

holy kek

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any relation?

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do you think he's truly happy?

The same reason why Redditors resort to calling everyone an incel

And that's a good thing.

His heart attack was caused because he overdosed on viagra. Have you actually researched that guy or do you just spout every bullshit you hear from this thread?

Exceeding the maximum take off weight of a Learjet 45, very high IQ.

Are they going to do that trick cinematography they do with vin and the rock so the latter doesn't mog so much and ruin the vibe?

He is living this same lifestyle for the past 10 years. If he wasn't happy he would already have offed himself.

>WAH this rich guy is living my dream life
Fuck off mate. Hit the gym and fuck a girl instead of whining.

if this thread gets posted tomorrow with the same comment you can rest assured this is advertising. it has already been made 3 times.

Imagine if someone farts heehee

Imagine thinking anything about this guy is cool.
Who fucking cares?

He was great in Golden Voyage of Sinbad

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fucking kek so hard every time, feel bad honestly because I love vin and he mogs me any day of the week easily.

This is absolutely embarassing
(yes 5 minutes in photoshop)

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>Medically induced ROCK HARD COCK
BASED AND FUCKPILLED

>tfw you go to ironically see a fast and the furious movie and the theater is full of people unironically seeing the movie

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How much do (((they))) pay you to post shit like that?

Is he playing kick the jew ?

>Winnie the Pooh?

I wish I was paid
I did it because I despise retards who pay whores and brag about it

>when you are Dan FUCKING Bilzerian and you held a birthday party for your pet alligator while you wear alligator boots made from the skin of your pets mother

How can one man be so fucking based?

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>I did it because I despise retards who pay whores and brag about it

>AKA Im a seething incel because a manlet is getting more pussy than me

>Armenian identifies as black
sublantics

he's a pampered faggot who's never worked a day in his life

he's literally the male paris hilton

>He doesn't know that paid pussy doesn't count

As much as he annoys me he can probably shoot better than the average wage cop...not like small arms would have done anything in that situation.

>he's a pampered faggot who's never worked a day in his life

>literally went twice threw BUDs
>started multiple businesses on his own
>made a respectable career in poker

Yea man what a pathetic guy he is. I suppose he would be more useful for the society if he spent all of his time jerking off to ween porn in his mother basement while crying on /r9k/ that he can't get a gf.

fuck, u are so seething rn

>washes out of SEAL training not once, but twice
>his start on the big screen was a background extra in Lone Survivor only visible for one scene
>gets butthurt and sues the production company because he was promised more scenes
>as a compromise, his name is listed as a 'technical advisor' despite being a washout failure

this guy is living proof to all /fit/friends that just because you get big, doesn't mean you'll ever make it

would you suck his dick?

>made a respectable career in poker

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stupid cunt deserved it. old bitches should all be killed.

no, but Im sure your mother would after he bullies you.

>sues the company
>gets his $1 million back + $200k
>only worked for 8 minutes and got paid $200k(probably more than markie mark earned)
>movie is a critical bomb that destroyed Eric Bana's career

If anything Bilzerian should be happy they cut him off that shitty movie.

help does not mean asking a cop for his gun.

High iq

we ge it bro. ur gay for the dude

annnnd its the same post from the other thread
you are one really pathetic fuck

nice projection

all these PATHETIC incels COPING in this thread that they will NEVER be as BASED as DAN who has lots of MONEY and has SEX with hot GIRLS with VAGINAS

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jesus fucking christ all these copy+paste reposts

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>LARPing during a mass shooting
Amazing.

Yea man, Im sure your average +250 lbs doughnut-eating Nevada cop that barely passed special ed classes in HS, is WAY more experienced in handling such situations than someone that saw combat and went twitch threw BUDs training.

>Civilian asks a cop for a gun during a mass shooting
>wtf?! Why didn't he give it to him? He's Chad and I wanna suck his dick.

im pretty sure its a bunch of indians copy pasting posts from the last thread

paying for sex makes you a giga-incel, very unlitty

>military reserves
>Seeing combat
AHAHAHAHA

This guy literally had to be failed out of the BUDS course cause he was a glory hound and media whore, otherwise he would've become a SEAL. That's more than 99.99% of Yea Forums has ever done.

>Civilian asks a cop for a gun during a mass shooting

>what is a reservist

Just stop it man you are embarrassing yourself at this point

he went through BUDS twice because he failed twice.
Literally all he had to do was not quit, and he did. Now he wears bloused BDU pants everywhere as a constant reminder of what a failure he is.
Honestly, I kind of pity him.

COPE harder INCEL

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you are absolutely terrible at this

>literally went twice threw BUDs

Are you retarded?

>started multiple businesses on his own

Conning people isn't work.

>made a respectable career in poker

HAHAHAHA

>Sir I larp every weekend with my pals, I can do the job!
Lmao, reserve this cock for later.

said the VIRGIN on the ANIME website

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>failed seal
>uses dads money to LARP as based leo
why does anyone care about him?

I highly doubt that Bilzerian is dumb enough to pay these girls to fuck him. He is extremely popular and feds have constantly tried to get him jailed and seize his assets due his father criminal past. If Dan is indeed paying these girls to fuck him, some girl would already have spilled the beans and the feds would've charged him for prostitution.

you know who else is LEGALLy obliged to help in such situations? the cop.

i mean... he did go through seal training like 3 times.
hes a faggot, but definately a faggot that can shoot better than a city cop.

>They are otherwise civilians.
From wiki
You had not invalidated nor argued why it is within his right as a person of the reserve to run in and demand a gun during a shooting, use your brain. For all the cop knew he'd shoot him too. You can't just say "I'm military trust me bro" Especially hadn't denied the part where you want to suck his dick.

wrong. they have no obligation to help.

>You can't just say "I'm military trust me bro"

The cop could've just go his car and check bilzerians creds. Its literally as easy as googling someone. But he probably couldn't because the laptop was filled with doughnut crumbs and the cops jizz.

>seal training makes you shoot well omg XD
fucking hell no it doesnt, seal training is physical and qualifies you to be an actual seal at which point you learn how to be a solider

>they have no obligation to help.

even more heroic. Dan is truly based.

>"Oh, come on guys let's take a break from this shooting to get this straightened out and give this man a gun."
Why though?

>105 posts
>no one calls it fake
based

His dad's a criminal and finances his stupid attentionwhore lifestyle.

Why is this even a thread?

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based chink

>"Who are you?"
>"I'm you, but based."

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Imagine being Dan. Risking your own comfortable life with millions of dollars, a multi million dollar villa in LA, your private jet, your supercars, your 10/10 hookers you fuck everyday, and throw that all away in the moment to go and shut down the shooter and save the innocent people there. Which other rich celebrity would've done the same? Which other rich celebrity would risk his own comfortable life, that people would literally kill for to have, in order to save the lives of innocent people? Other rich celebrities would take the first car and immediately flee the scene and save their own life. Dan is a true Navy SEAL in his heart.

It’s kind of weird to hate the guy since he hasn’t really slighted anyone here in any way, but at the same time it is also weird to worship the dude
Honestly, he just seems like a rich dude that likes to show off; nothing really new here

He was dropped from BUDs twice for being a shitbird that couldn't hack it. Dan is a failure. His only accomplishment is spending daddy's money.

my thoughts exactly
based

trips confirm

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>As much as he annoys me he can probably shoot better than the average wage cop...not like small arms would have done anything in that situation.
So a cop should hand a complete stranger a gun on the off-chance that he has superhuman proficiency with a firearm?

>I highly doubt that Bilzerian is dumb enough to pay these girls to fuck him.
Nah, the guy who went into a mass shooting requesting that a random cop give him a gun, is too smart for that.

There's an asian girl and two latinas in the back, what's this goof talkin about

There is no situation where a cop is going to give some roided out weekend warrior reservist a gun. Being in the reserves doesn't make you into some operator. Life isn't a Tom Clancy novel.

How'd they take the picture tho

5'9'' is short as fuck you retard

What the fuck happened to that franchise?

They didn't end it with Fast Five.

Go outside

>There is no situation where a cop is going to give some roided out weekend warrior reservist a gun.

And thanks to that the victim count ended up being so high. If the lazy fat ass cop gave a gun to Bilzerian he would've maybe shut down the shooter and less people would've been hurt/killed. But we will never know now.

The pictures with all the girls is always creepy, like they're clearly there for the money, there's no connection, no meaningful stuff, like living with human looking dolls
Dropping my spaghetti just looking at them

I wasn't aware Dan was this laid back

>The cop could've just go his car and check bilzerians creds.
During the middle of a firefight?
>Its literally as easy as googling someone.
So every cop should google every civilian who claims to be good with guns, and then hand them their own firearm in the event of a firefight or hostage cituation? That's just begging for termination and possible imprisonment.

>During the middle of a firefight?

Whats a walk talkie he carries with him?

If Dan was a real nigga he'd already have his strap nearby.

Didn't he tried to sue last film he was in cause they edit his part out?

>live empty hedonistic lifestyle that is tantamount to a slow suicide that gives you multiple heart attacks in your 30’s
>”dude it’s not like he’s an empty husk going through the motions and chasing any fleeting sense of pleasure or status, he’d have killed himself by now!”

LIFE ISN’T FAIR WHY DOES THIS FUCK DO NOTHING AND GET TO BE RICH REEEEEEE

>Whats a walk talkie he carries with him?
And what would say into the walkie talkie? How would that convo go down?

Are you 12?

He’ll have lived more in 30 years than the collective of Yea Forums ever will

That’s most girls man
Good ones are there, but you’re gonna get burned a bunch before you find them or really lucky