Why doesn't this get any love round here?

Why doesn't this get any love round here?

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I liked it.

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it's style over substance: the movie. fuck guy ritchie.

Sequel when

I liked it too.

oh yeah, i watched that

It gets tons of love wtf are you talking about

Good movie. Set him up to be the next Bond.

I like every Guy Ritchie movie, wish they already had done a sequel. By the time they do one (at least ten years from now), most won't care.

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Do not speak to me in that tone again. Understood?

This and king Arthur have no right to be as good as they are

Henry Cavill as James Bond and Armie Hammer as Felix Dexter when?

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Sorry fren

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*Leiter

>I like every Guy Ritchie movie
>the shitty Madonna movie
>Arthur
>Aladdin
He used to be consistently good when he was making brit gangster movies but sold out big time

It's not even as good as Kingsman.

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Cavill was great but the Hammer's horrible fake russian ruined everything

Kingsman is criminally underrated

Armie was awesome in this flick

King Arthur was unapologetic kino, I'm sorry you're too cummybrained to appreciate it.

It had its moments but it's basically anime in the later parts

Haven't seen those, but thanks for the warning.

>cummybrained
say what now?

I loved it. It's probably my favorite spy movie I've seen in a very long time.
Really wish it did better so it could get a sequel. I'd look forward to it

what, are you a fuccboi?

Yeah, that was the worst part.
Cavill does a really good American accent though

I think a 2nd is in the works

Because its yet another garbage remake.

I liked it better than the most recent james bond movies

plus it was debicki kino(debickino)

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Am I the only one who thought that said INCEL?

Says Hammer 2 years ago. We'll see if it ever actually happens. Cavill is probably my favorite actor out there right now and I look forward to anything with him in it. Except Superman, fuck capeshit

The first film, yeah.

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>directed by guy ritchie

That's why. It's over produced shit.

Is this bait? For an adaptation of a comic book no one's heard of it and its sequel have done smashingly well

>DUDE IM STRUGGLING TO KILL A DOG
>ITS SUCH A POIGNANT MORAL DILEMMA
zoomer cringe

two of the blandest actors
hammer is only working because he's a rich oil heir
not even his good looks can save him
all his movies are flops

Cavill is great. How is he bland?

The acting talent and the ideas were there but Guy Ritchie somehow managed to make it all pretty dull and uninteresting

>British boy is taught by stylish British man how not to be a piece of degenerate scum
>Is trained in a traditionally British institution with nothing but white people
>Saves the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Swedish princess from getting culturally enriched by a crazy nigger and his brown b

Zoomers would be appalled by such a film.

not here to entertain cavill's fangirls

He's stiff as a board.

Don't mind that user, they're a copenigger

zero charisma

Anyone else thinks they're both closeted

>For an adaptation of a comic book no one's heard of
It's amazing how the adaptations of that dude's comics all manage to be better than the source material. Even Wanted was better than the edgy Eminem shit the comic was about.

legit one of the most vacuous movies i've ever seen. just an empty fucking shell.

I liked it.

It amused me that they had a Brit play the American, an American play the Russian, and a Swede play the German.

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Cavill probably destroys pussies every night. He probably demands anal on the first encounter and gets it.
Hammer seems gay as fuck though

And an Australian play an Italian

I love this movie.

>He probably demands anal
I'm sure he fucking does.

This. I will never get the hate for King Arthur.

It is all style, no substance but it's very cool.

kingsman is reddit trash for 15 year olds, you silly zoomer

>I'm sure he fucking does.
I see what you did there.
Friendly reminder that there is nothing for alpha and dominating than fucking a woman's asshole. It's degrading to them, hurts, and most women hate it. Fucking a woman in the ass shows that you own them, they're lower than you and that you're in charge.
Any pussy can get a girl's pussy. A real man gets her asshole

He is bisexual. Look up the pics with his best friend before he got famous. He is a twink

It's like Highlander's spiritual child.

Which? Henry or Armie?

No they're just good friends.

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And a real faggot prefers it over pussy every night.

It's a very popular movie you retard

it's was great, shame that it won't get a sequel and everything guy ritchie has done since is flaming hot garbage

>mfw I see people thinking the movie with a David Beckham cameo was meant to be a serious fantasy movie

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I want to be Henry Cavill. It's not fair, he's just as autistic as us. He's literally one of us, probably posting in this thread.
But he's ripped, chiseled and attractive. Not fair

you've got to give me names
is this photoshopped?

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I liked it, the only guy ritchie not written by ritchie that I liked
but it had Debicki so I dunno how sincere that is

>Budget $75–84 million[2][3]
>Box office $109.8 million[4]
lol

Meanwhile garbage like Mission Impossible makes a billion and already has two more movies lined up

What the fuck am I looking at?

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Yes I believe it's called acting.

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That scene alone is hilarious. The music is God tier, the ending stopped it from being a 10/10 with the strange choice of cgi fighting. But fuck it, I still enjoyed it

>garbage like Mission Impossible
Nah

name of the best friend??

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it really surprised how white this movie was

Saw it with my dad and thought it was ok

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Niggers don't belong in movies

rude but true

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He was good in man from uncle and the Tudor’s, everything else I have seen him in has been meh

>killing an animal not threatening me
>animal that did nothing wrong
>killing an animal you've raised with no hesitation

why haven't you had sex yet?

Mission Impossible is literally no better than capeshit

>capeshit boogeyman

Perfect hot twunky otter
God I love happy trails

He is too busy fucking 13 year olds

>Meanwhile garbage like Mission Impossible

Excuse me, but every single MI film is at the most good.

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> smashingly well
retarded homosexual

My thoughts exactly. I don't think of it as a serious movie. It's like a throwback to the fantasy movies from the 80s like The Beastmaster.

Do you think he even remembers doing this photo shoot?

Fat Cavill lmao.

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Because it's bad, go watch lock, stock and two smoking barrels then this and tell me Guy Ritchie isn't washed up

No one cares about your shitty opinion but thanks for sharing it.

Surprised the kikes let this one slip by without slotting Tessa Thompson in as the love interest or making one of the main characters gay or latino

De Palmas mission impossible was kino

you made me look, you made me look Noooooooo
his friend is fucking ugly
(but this means that most incels in this thread could have the chance to fuck cavill)
so ugly

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>and tell me Guy Ritchie isn't washed up

I'm quite a pleb and liked King Arthur (2017)

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This is really sad actually. Cavill turned into a fucking god and his friend looks like a shriveled up beta twink

The man from I.N.C.E.L

WHY

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he's the worst

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Remember when Henry Cavill and Katheryn Winnick appeared in a Hellraiser film together?

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selft hatred

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They are relentlessly handsome. I want to see them kiss.

Why didn't they breed?

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>see attractive man
>lol must be gay
Fuck off

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Cavill is legit gay, right? Like, it's confirmed?

I think we need more Armie

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Cavill is bisexual

any of you is uglier than this?

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By who? Literally everyone fucking adores it.

>King Arthur
Utter shit. Boorman's Excalibur is the only acceptable King Arthur movie.

either gay or pedophile. I'd say the latter is just a red herring of the former

I love Kingsman: TSS, but agree that the dog scene was incongruous and utter shit.

Wasn't he banging an underage girl for some time?

I think Henry Cavill and I must be closely genetically related or something. We look a lot alike (even though I'm obviously less attractive), we have similar dispositions and we both prefer women who are barely legal.

Yes every action movie is really just capeshit. Retard

It's true.

I liked the 2017 film and no one can stop me

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