itt times you acted like the JOKER
>family dinner with grandparents
>empty all the salt shakers and fill them with sugar
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
Itt times you acted like the JOKER
Luis Jackson
Other urls found in this thread:
vocaroo.com
imgur.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Dylan Reed
>Simpson’s thread
>post Sneed
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!
Henry Scott
>walk by blacks at community college
>one of them looks my way and says ey yo
>keep walking, don't even turn around
OH WA A A A
Jackson Walker
>don't really act like the joker that much
>post in a joker thread anyway
MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKIN FAST FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND
Parker Barnes
>call dylan roof a hero
I'M
AN
AMERICAN BADASS
Jacob Smith
>ALL THE SMALL THINGS
Go in a meme thread
Don't adhere to the meme format
Bentley Smith
i've been responding to OPs asking questions with different variations of "i dont know"
Luke Murphy
>movie theater
>bring in chips just so I can crinkle the bag over all the emotional scenes
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
Evan Baker
>car slows down next to me and asks for directions
>tell them it's two blocks down, then one left
>they say thanks and drive away
>it's actually three blocks down
THEN HE WADDLED AWAY
Jaxon Bell
>post crime statistics by race in unrelated threads
CARRY ON WAYWARD SON DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
Adrian Jones
>Sneed Posters having fun in a thread
>Post Moe
I REMEMBER WHEN ROCK WAS YOUNG
Jackson Perez
>cashier at McDonald’s tells me to have a nice day
>I don’t
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER
Elijah Phillips
have sex
Grayson Smith
>take a shower
>ONLY wash my hair
GUYS MY AGE DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE ME
Michael Sanders
>See black kid streaming on twitch with 0 viewers
>Come into his stream and call him a nigger
Dylan Richardson
>forget to clock out at work
>don’t correct my timesheet
>get an extra $10 on my paycheck
I CAN TELL THAT WE ARE GONNA BE FRIENDS
Logan Flores
Henry Sanders
>call janny a nigger
>report my post so he has to look at it
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Brody Cox
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Carson Perry
this killed me hard and i dont know why
Chase Wilson
Lmao, I do this too.
Caleb Gonzalez
>Take my dog to an off leash zone
>Keep it on the leash
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Lincoln Watson
Based af
Jace Williams
Based
Ayden Perez
>get dubs
>don't check 'em
Eli Morris
Do to drink S as as as
HE G A I'M HAHA
Jacob Long
>rate your delivery
>give it 5 stars
>was really only 4 star service
HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE
Ian Thompson
Fucking mad lad
James Anderson
>don't dot my i or cross my t
I AM COMFORTABLY NUMB
Cameron Rogers
>watching Stranger Things S3
>my qt ginger daughteru is paired with a nigger
>I pause the video, put on some dark epic tributes and pretend to beat up niggers with the moves I learned in my Tae-KwonDo and GrecoRoman Classes a decade back
I AM THE CLOSEST THING TO GOD
SO WORSHIP ME AND NEVER STOP
Chase Ramirez
>drive slightly lower than speed limit so fuming wagies have to drive past on dangerous stretches of the road
BREATHE INTO ME
Carson Carter
>can't think of a funny joker post
>steal one from the archives
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
Zachary Rogers
> only type the first few words of my
Leo Garcia
>then proceed to reply to my own post
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
Liam Adams
>then go on my phone and bump my own thread like a bastard
IF YOU DRINK, DONT DRIVE, DO THE WATERMELON CRAWL
Ryder Wood
>Post in a Times where you acted like the Joker thread
>have never acted like the Joker
Zachary Thompson
>download grindr
>message guys, trade pics, make plans to meet but never go through with it
YOU WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER
Parker Martin
>reply to everyones post so that they think they got a legitimate (you)
Aaron Collins
You’re me, arent you? Not gay, you just get off on the larp
Joshua Myers
>go to Bank to write a form
>see the free pen to use
>take it home with me
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD? TALK TO HIM EVERYDAY
Cooper Harris
Jesus B. Christ that was hased
Daniel Robinson
>post "have sex"
>haven't had sex myself
I'M JUST PLAYING GAMES, I KNOW THAT'S PLASTIC LOVE
Carson Jones
>finish game on easy mode
>"Congratulations! Now try hard mode!"
>I don't
I AM FREEE AS A BIRD NOW
Ryder Bailey
>tfw this is literally me except I just got my license and don’t want to go too fast
>mfw I see like 10 cars crowd up into the next lane just to get past me
Grayson Mitchell
motherfucker
Ryder Howard
Asher Powell
I don't understand the meme format? What's the line after the kicker supposed to represent? Is it a clichéd phrase? Is it a song lyrics that captures the devilishness of user?
Nicholas Adams
>user asks a reasonable question
>don't answer
GRAB A COP GUN KIND OF CRAZY, SHE'S POISON BUT TASTY
Logan James
>doesnt understand the point of a thread
>still posts knowing they wont get a straight answer
I CAN BE YOUR SLEDGE HAMMER
Evan Sullivan
>reply to user's post
>don't answer his question or acknowledge dubs
ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
Easton Hall
>Be a summer nigger
>shit up a jokerfag thread
DARK BLUE DARK BLUE HAVE YOU
Ian Powell
>scoop doop
>ECKS DEE
HOW MUST I CONTINUE IN THIS VEIN
Jaxon Lewis
>visit a person's house for the first time
>immediately ask to use their bathroom
HERE'S MY CHURCH, I SING IN THE CHOIR
Dylan Howard
>go out for a jog
>leave my Zune at home
Matthew Hill
>get into an argument on 4channel
>mock user's spelling and grammar instead of adressing their arguments
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
Bentley Wood
didn't use greentext
OUT IN THE STREET THERE IS VIOLENCE
Jayden Morgan
>other anons predict you won't get an answer
>I respond to you affirming your query
AFRIEND OF THE DEVIL IS A FRIEND OF MINE
Isaac Taylor
>buy peloton fancy exercise bike
>hack it, install web browser, watch porn while I pedal
REMEMBER YOU REMEMBER ME REMEMBER EVERYTHING WE USED TO BE
Hunter Anderson
fuck you
Lincoln Fisher
>go to delete my save file in a video game
>game asks "are you sure you want to delete your save?"
>I select "yes"
>I wasn't sure
I'M A SUCKER FOR YOU
SAY THE WORD AND I'LL GO ANYWHERE BLINDLY
Jason Flores
Have Yea Forums pass
Fill in the captha anyway
TIME IS NEVER TIME AT ALL
Luke Scott
>go into thread
>respond to random person with smug pepe
>close thread
BANG BANG MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER
CAME DOWN UPON HER HEAD
BANG BANG MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER
MADE SURE THAT SHE WAS DEAD
Colton Stewart
>2011 film
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>it's actually quiet in the house and I'm just watching a 2011 film
Eli Howard
pure fucking evil, delete this
Carter Scott
BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHER
SPILLING BLOOD ACROSS THE LAND
Mason Richardson
Extremely based
Oliver Baker
EVERYBODY FALLIN DOWN
Jayden Gutierrez
What’s this meme?
Carter Parker
>Actively lurk Yea Forums
>Haven't watched actual television in years
THERE AIN'T NO REST FOR THE WICKED
Carter Sanchez
>unplug the router when my roommate is having a very loud Skype convo
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
Nathan Brown
>post cropped porn image
>provide no sauce
AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
BAD COMPANY
I CANT DENY
BAAAAAAD (BAD) COMPANY
TILL THE DAY I DIE
Elijah Stewart
Holy basedola
Lucas White
>donate 1$ to Stefan Molyneux
TRUST IN MY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE
Nathan Scott
>reddit poster says we're all gonna make it
>don't
GET UP, COME ON, GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Carter Walker
>on a plane
>stewardess tell me to turn on the flight mode
>I don't
>plane explodes
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Andrew Wood
>at McDonalds
>order a 6 piece nuggets
>cashier asks do I want fries with that
>say No
>I actually did
I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realise
What you do to me
Ryder Torres
It actually seems to be just any random song lyric, the key is that it's supposed to be in capitals.
Michael White
N-NOT EVEN THE JOKER IS THAT EVIL
Nolan Gomez
>effortlessly masturbate to cropped porn anyway
SEX WILL COVER YOUR BLACK MACHINERY
Levi Morris
>tell someone they're reddit on Yea Forums
>also browse reddit when there's nothing going on Yea Forums
OUT IN THE STREET THAT'S WHERE WE'LL MEET
Hudson Ramirez
it used to be but now you just put whatever
Xavier Walker
>graduate high school with a 4.2 GPA
>spend six years taking and retaking entry-level college classes until my Pell grants run out
POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
Christian Ross
Literally get the fuck out of this thread
Luis Gomez
Now that's just mean
Aiden Hughes
>explain the point of the joke even though redditors don't want you to
>stay in the thread when they tell you to leave
IT'S SO HARD TO BE A LIZARD
Caleb Morris
society's mean user
Thomas Anderson
>Watch the Women's World Cup
>For all the wrong reasons
ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-RICE!
Zachary Ward
based
Mason Ross
>at a high established fast food resturant
>teenagers giggling at my awesome joker make up
>turn around in my booth
>use my perfect Leto joker voice
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
They were so scared they burst out laughing just from being so nervous. Even recorded me on their little phones thinking I was the real deal.
Dumb little kids...I'm the fucking jokah baby
Joshua Wood
>door says push
>I pull
AW WA AH AH AH
Gabriel Adams
>make a shitpost
>reply to myself "based" until the thread archives
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
Levi Kelly
"based" until the thread archives
Brody Adams
based
Logan Butler
>Everyone else is saying meta bullshit
>Actually make a relevant joke
WE LEAVE YOU DEAD IN DITCHES
Ethan Johnson
>Don't actually do that in my post though
LIFE IS LIKE A NIGGER, HERE IN, OLD NIGS
Asher Bell
Based
Robert Diaz
Logan Hall
based
Caleb Diaz
>mom asks for a medium roast from the apartment i'm staying at's complimentary coffee machine
>i give her a dark roast instead
MISTER BLUE SKY PLEASE TELL US WHY YOU HAD TO HIDE AWAY FOR SO LONG
Ethan Sanchez
based
Landon Mitchell
>find the sauce to the image
>decide to spoonfeed anons even though i shouldn't
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE
Blake Nguyen
(You)
based
Cooper Brown
Based
Robert Fisher
>he's cute
OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
Sebastian Williams
based
Bentley Foster
>see a garbage post
>reply with based and redpilled
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Nolan Brown
Based and redpilled
Gabriel Wilson
My sides.
Ryan Reyes
based and redpilled
Matthew Hughes
>take a shit
>don't flush
I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKIN!
Xavier Perry
based
Anthony Reyes
>go into capeshit thread
>post "Goku solos lol"
>never return
CAN YOU FEEL IT SEE IT HEAR IT TODAY
IF YOU CAN'T THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY WAY
Matthew Wilson
>get off on the larp
Sorry to tell you, user, but... you're probably closeted.
Luke Thomas
This but unironically
Cooper James
>go camping with a friend who is allergic to nuts and milk
>tell him to bring equipment and I will bring food
>meal prep a bunch of meals
>when its time to eat I tell him I forgot to label which meals contain nuts
>he ends up eating nothing for 2 days
none of the meals had nuts or milk
IN THIS LIFE WHO DID YOU LOVEEEE
Angel Gray
>in store
>woman asks if she knows where the chips are in
>"up your ass and to the left"
DUNANANA
Brandon Moore
>invite a girl for a hike
>bring scuba gear to the trailhead and say I’m training
NO ONE LIKES YOU WHEN YOURE 23
James Russell
>friend loans me his car
>fill up his tank before I give it back so he can turn it on and see the gas and go "How'd that happen?"
WELL TAKE ME BACK DOWN WHERE COOL WATER FLOWS YEAH
Bentley Green
>come to a thread for laughs
>end up being disappointed and start drinking
YOU KNOW WHEN I DRINK ALONE, I PREFER TO BE BY MYSELF
Joshua Cox
Have you heard the mashup of that song and x gon give it to ya?
Jason Lopez
>walking past a girl
>she says hi
>turn to a random passerby and comment loudly about the weather
THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT'S RAINING
Kayden Walker
Lol what a dick
Then again your friend is truly weak for being allergic to so much shit
Connor Cox
Ryder Campbell
Nathaniel Jackson
>mom tells me not to buy beer with the money she gave me
>put beer purchase on credit card full knowing I’ll have to use the cash to pay it off next month
WHO ARE YOU TO POINT YOUR FINGER
Mason Davis
>loading up the washing machine
>no detergent, chuck in a bar of soap instead
INFORMER! A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN
Luis Fisher
>driving 60mph down the back road at night
>reading Yea Forums on my phone
>look up and see bike going against traffic in my lane
>start swerving away from him then realize I’m at no risk
>get as close as possible and scare him
ALL MY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW! THAT WAS THE REALEST SHIT I EVER WROTE!
Gavin Sanchez
>someone tells me to have a nice day
> I don't
WHOSE BED HAVE YOUR BOOTS BEEN UNDERRRR
Jaxon Parker
>tell friend I'll meet him at 2:30
>intentionally arrive at 2:25
TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT WHERE THERES MUSIC AND THERES PEOPLE AND THEYRE YOUNG AND ALIVE
Ryder Gomez
>frozen pizza directions say to place directly on oven rack
>bake it on a sheet
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS, B A N A N A S
Jaxson Ramirez
>"not him but..."
>actually am him
I AM THE MODERN MAN (SECRET SECRET, I'VE GOT A SECRET)
Nolan Jones
I get the author of this comics is a Jew.
Austin Baker
B A S E D
Colton Rivera
based
Charles Brooks
sometimes I reply to myself in a different style to make it look like other people are talking to me
i'll change the capitalization and grammar of the reply and will either double space or single space to make it seem like the replier is a completely different person, but it's actually all me
Josiah Jones
Pretty based user.
Sometimes, I like to post vocaroos that I've saved and pretend to be the person who made them, but I'm really not.
Joshua Stewart
>replace all TV remote batteries with pieces of paper that say 2 x A
MEATWAD MAKES THE MONEY SEE MEATWAD GETS THE HONIES SHE
Jaxon Robinson
I do that too user
I think everyone does
Jeremiah Lewis
based
Sebastian Harris
Based but it's not me it's actually just me
Chase Martin
>payed $20 for years to post
>where you can post for free
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
John Gutierrez
>Mommy tucks me in after I finish my tendies
>"Goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite"
>I let them bite
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
Brayden Morales
We are all you. you are all us.
Kayden Martin
>have sex several times a week but believe in incel tier philosophies
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER LOVE
Eli Harris
all me
Ian Anderson
BASED LAD
Samuel Edwards
Cringe
Dominic Powell
based
Charles Lee
the duality of samefag
Hunter Cook
>brother offers me a craft beer
>call him a faggot and pull out my steel reserve 40oz
COUNTRY ROOOOAAADS
Ethan Baker
>Be a virgin loser while posting on Yea Forums about it
>Get a girlfriend
>Continue posting on Yea Forums while still acting like a virgin loser in my posts because anything else feels wrong
A WALKING DISASTER
Jaxson Cox
based
Luke Scott
>parents expected me to become self-sufficient at age 18
>still live at home at age 27
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
Carter Perry
>Don't actually watch TV
>Criticize popular shows anyway
IT'S A MAAAADHOUSE
Jaxson Thomas
>khv
>give relationship advice I know nothing about
DAMAGED
Ethan Thompson
>Neighbour pays me to walk dog while they're away for the day
>Don't
I SAID MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME
Charles Carter
>Zune
actually based
Michael Bennett
>watching Far From Home alone
>pretend to be autistic and have "episodes" regularly where i scream, shake and say gibberish
TELL ME WHY
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
Joseph Scott
>eating at a restaurant
>there's a trash can and a recycling bin
>don't recycle
HEAD STRONG WILL TAKE YOU ON
Alexander Rodriguez
>Pretend to be other posters to create arguments and confusion
AAAY MACARENA
Robert Baker
This is too funny and I'm too drunk
Oliver Wood
>Successful director
>Make threads about my own films just to watch people argue about them
I TURN TO YOU LIKE A FLOWER LEANING TOWARDS THE SUN
Michael Wright
>post in joker thread
>don’t say which song played
Jose Bell
>go to the holocaust museum
>super glue a nickle to the floor
OY VEY
Logan Bell
>Spot a trannie
>Pretend I'm talking to someone else and say "look, that's a man with a wig" loud enough so he can hear it
WHERE IS MY MIND
Angel Bennett
>told my mom I'd hand wash the dishes
>quickly threw them all in the dishwasher and left the house
I AM THE DAMAGED ONE, ALL MY LIFE AND THE DAMAGE DONE
Michael Martinez
>mom made fries for dinner
>steal one everytime she's not looking
HELLO, HELLO. I'M JUST AN ANIMAL
AND I DON'T FEEL NO PAIN
Cameron Ramirez
>push crosswalk button to stop traffic
>don’t cross the street
KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN
Mason Stewart
>Apply for job in a kindergarten
>I'm a pedo
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
Adam Scott
>"Now user don't press that button. It will set off a global thermonuclear war ending all life on the planet."
>*Presses button
You got a friend in me!
Hunter Brooks
>Walking though extremely crowded hallway in high school
>Let out incredibly long silent fart effectively gassing at least 30 feet
>Everyone around smells it
>Absolutely no way of knowing who done it
Levi Jones
>Someone says "we live in a society"
>tell them "according to Margaret Thatcher there's no such thing as society".
Cooper Ward
>torrent kino
>don't seed ever
TWO
MINUTES
TO MIDNIIIGGGHHHHHTTT
Asher Ross
>Enter joker thread
>Post about a mischievous thing I did
>I never actually did the thing
In my dream I win
In here I'm nothing, a Cosmic Castaway
Austin Perez
>make an amazing series of movies with deep lore, lots of music, well fleshed-out characters, the whole shebang
>cancel it right after a giant cliffhanger
IT'S INVASION
COMBAT NATION
Adrian Martinez
user? I'm user now.
Aiden Sanchez
>constantly using my neighbor's unprotected wifi instead of buying my own
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
Christopher Perry
youtube.com
yeah, i'm thinkin he's back.
Jackson Williams
pretty based, user
Nicholas Reed
>get stimulus cheque
>save it for a rainy day
I CANT DENY IT IM A STRAIGHT RIDER YOU DONT WANNA FUCK WITH ME
Aaron Evans
>email my old high school teacher who used to make fun of me a 1700 word rant with death threats on a temporary email with a VPN
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM
Lincoln Hughes
*tips*
Tyler Diaz
>Make friend laugh in class by doing funny noises
>Teacher getting visibly pissed
>Keep making my friend laugh
>The teacher and him get in a fist fight
IT'S HARD TO BE A MAN WHEN THERE'S A GUN IN YOUR HAND
Logan Ross
a real human bean
Matthew Gomez
That's unironically really funny to picture from their perspective
Dylan Gutierrez
>fully aware that i'll end up homeless if i don't find a job soon
>don't do anything about it anyways
YOU KNOW IT'S KIND OF HARD JUST TO GET ALONG TODAY
Justin Peterson
i didnt know anyone can be so based
Michael Campbell
>say I'm a virgin everywhere
>actually already had sex
LIFE GOES ON IT GETS SO HEAVY
Nolan Walker
>bring box of crackers into the theatre
>box says "open other end"
>open that end anyway
AND WHEN YOU DIE THE ONLY KINGDOM YOU'LL SEE IS TWO FOOT WIDE AND SIX FOOT DEEP
Michael Jones
I'm out w my girl, she is bathroom, now when shes back, I gotta lie and say a relative died to explain why I have tears in my eyes. You magnifecent bastard
James Miller
>snuck a bottle of coke into the cinema
>left it for the employees to throw out
YOU NEVER FORGET THE BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS
THE UPHILL STRUGGLE OVER THE YEARS
Lincoln Russell
just said "I read something funny on the internet" retard
Ryan Butler
>greet my ex, calling her beautiful
>she was actually kind of ugly
AND AS WE WIND ON DOWN THE ROAD
OUR SHADOWS TALLER THAN OUR SOUL
Austin Edwards
>halloween candy bowl says 'take 1'
>I take it all
DU, DU HAST MICH
Brody Clark
>get tailgated on a back road
>slow down
AS FAR AS THE EYES CAN SEEEE
Justin Rodriguez
>order food at a restaurant
>I'm not even hungry
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
Lucas Barnes
>Make plans with my friends knowing I’ll cancel them within the hour
THERE IS A HOOOOOUUUUSEE IN NEW ORLEANS
Blake Morales
basado
Christian Ortiz
Extremely based and Coke-pilled
William Diaz
>post in Joker thread
>say some crazy shit
>it actually happened
I KEPT YOUR PICTURE IN MY SHOEBOX
>Titan A.E.
Ah. I see you're a man of culture as well.
Adrian Wood
>it's christmas and had to get the gf a present
>bought an industrial sized packet of condoms
AND YOU'LLLL NEVERR, SEE AN OLD, EAT A, MAAAAAAAAAAAAARS, BAR BAR BAR
Jack Davis
This thread really sucks dick.
Benjamin Garcia
>be taxi driver
>client tells me he wants to go to Westown
>go Uptown
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
Asher Hill
This is inspirational. Maybe my favorite post OF ALL TIME.
Alexander Garcia
>nuke my ratio on a private tracker
>they tell me to seed to gain download privileges back
>just make a new account to get around it
CLICK CLICK BOOM
Asher Morris
>wear AirPods for my iPhone and have MGS1 sound effects for the text tone and ringtone
>I tap the AirPods like Snake talking through the Codec to answer a call
>I often do this when I'm jogging
I WANT ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE
Cooper Hernandez
>mother tells me to wash my hands before dinner
>i don't
ROCKIN' THE CASBAH, ROCKIN' THE CASBAH
Ryder Bailey
>cashier asks if i need plastic bags
>say yes
>i actually don't
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
Jace Jones
I will murder you
Dylan Wilson
>constantly pass other cars while in the right lane
MY NECK MY BACK LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK
Ryan Rogers
Based as fuck
Asher Price
>make a joker meme
>purposefully get the lyrics wrong
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
Ian Evans
No, he hasn't
Evan Clark
>post on Yea Forums despite being a liberal
MY SEX JUNK IS SO OH OH OH
Adrian Russell
>sit down to pee
>put the seat up anyway
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
Andrew Turner
lmao bas
Lincoln Wood
>delete torrent without seeding
HUNGRY EYES ARE WATCHING YOU
Parker Lopez
Get quads
Dont greentext
WOAH WERE HALF WAY THERE
Josiah Bell
>know a freakishly tall goggle-eyed freak
>call him an invalid on live radio
THAT'S BECAUSE THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEESE LOOK OLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Adam Watson
>old lady with a heavy bag is close to me in a full bus
>don't offer her the seat
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Justin Ramirez
Aw shit
Brandon Morgan
David Hughes
>sign in bathroom restaurant says to wash hands
>I use Purell instead
CHILLIN' OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOL YARD
Eli Torres
>buy mcdonalds, ask for 4 ketchup packets
>only use 2
CAN'T YOU SEE, THIS IS A LAND OF CONFUSION
Mason King
>Get an extra chicken McNugget
>Don't tell anyone and don't pay for it
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
Leo Adams
>see active thread, make a single post in it
>thread dies
HEAD LIKE A HOLE BLACK AS YOUR SOUL I'D RATHER DIE THAN YOU GIVE YOU CONTROL
Juan Green
>see post made literally seconds ago
>steal it and make the same post in the same thread
AND WHO ARE YOU THE PROUD LORD SAID
Henry Gonzalez
>long reply chain of two anons arguing
>chime in during the moments where they're writing a long wall of text, pretending to be one of them and say something retarded until they both stop
I'M A ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAAAN
James Flores
>take the Pepsi challenge
>tell them I prefer Coke
BILLY DON'T BE A HERO! DON'T BE A FOOL WITH YOUR LIFE!
Landon Cruz
>notice that my coworker is more popular and well liked than me
>murder him
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE
Mason Walker
>tfw you primarily come to these threads just to read what lyrics get posted
Been pleasantly surprised, 2bh.
Gavin Campbell
based
cringe
Nolan Evans
>see good thread
>make a post that doesn't contribute to thread at all
WITH A REBEL YELL, SHE CRIED MORE, MORE, MORE
Jason Turner
>squeeze the Charmin
I'M MR. WHITE CHRISTMAS!
I'M MR. SNOW!
Caleb Thomas
>work at convienence store
>meathead brings choco protein shake to counter
>take it, say I gotta check the price
>come back with vanilla
>he doesn't notice
BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD
UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD
Ian Nelson
extremely, unequivocally and undeniably based and redpilled
Daniel Evans
based chvrches poster
Luis Murphy
>see hipster post Bauhaus lyrics
>say "based chvrches poster"
HERE COMES THE RAAIN AGAAIN
Cameron Allen
>Dentist tells me to brush twice a day
>I brush three times instead
GOTTA GET UP!
I'VE GOTTA GET GOING!
I'M GONNA SEE A FRIEND OF MINE!
Tyler Evans
James Reed
William Smith
>Don't swim or at least 30 minutes after eating
>Go in after only 20
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING
Mason Lopez
>"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"
>walk in naked with a folded shirt and pair of shoes under my arm
I CAN SEE THE WHEEL BUT I CAN'T STEER
Parker Peterson
>Tell my mom I'll come out of my room for lunch when I'm done reading the page I'm on
>Start reading from the beginning again
WE HOPE THAT YOU'LL BE A BOOSTER FOR WAYNE AND SHUSTER!
Colton Reed
>try on pair of pants
>switch tags around
>walk out with new pants
I CAN STILL FEEL THE LOVE
GRRRRRACK GAK GAKGAKGAK
Joseph Bailey
kek'd
Noah Cox
Underrated
Nolan Lopez
>fall into a vat of chemicals
>go insane
William Hall
>be dunston
>check out
BAWITDABA DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY
Bentley Moore
>go in a joker thread
>post bane
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO TALK ABOUT BANE
PULL THE MASK OFF AND YOU'RE IN EXTREME PAIN
Brandon Baker
JUNGLE BABY
Parker Perry
>be a straight guy
>have gay sex as a goof
THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
Daniel Nelson
based
Ian Bennett
waddle waddle
Tyler Carter
evil
John James
what did you read user? can i see?
Jeremiah Bennett
Who is this "Janny" I keep hearing about?
Joseph Thomas
BASED
Zachary Jones
...
Jeremiah Baker
>parents give sex education book
>never have sex
DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Josiah Cooper
>having get together
>order 10 pizzas
>they tell me the price
>say it'll be 45 minutes
>40 minutes in, lock door and go across the street
>see delivery driver pull up
>he knocks on door
>nobody answers
> he waits for couple minutes
>he walks back to the car
>stop him and ask what happened
>tell him I'll take the pizza
>he agrees
>give him exact total
>tell him thanks
>go to door, unock and wave bye to him as I enter
>didn't have to tip
Mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves short'nin' bread
Camden Roberts
w-what is this from
Luke Butler
>parents encourage me to go outside and be normal
>never go outside, be a notorious shut-in for life
AND IM IN TOO DEEP
Blake Gray
>see new YIFY rip
>rate it v:10 a:10 without even watching it
LOVE SHACK BABY
Wyatt Cruz
Triple based post
Jose Price
how rude!!
Alexander Thomas
Based and redpilled
Aiden Anderson
wait, the audio doesnt work
Elijah Campbell
>be me
>read post from user asking question
> can’t think of a clever retort
> fuck niggers
I CAN SEE A NEW HORIZON UNDERNEATH THE BLAZING SKY
ILL BE WHERE THE EAGLES FLYING HIGHER AND HIGHER
Carson Harris
>make blacks pay for their cups
>give white families free cups
LIVIN ON A THIN LINE
Asher Reyes
>unplug arcade machines to reset the score so I can be on top again
WEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER~
Josiah Cooper
Why is this so fucking funny? I'm crying.
Cooper Price
>reply to a post with “seething”
>I’m actually the one seething
DO YA DO YA WANT MY LOVE
Landon Richardson
>Wash my hands
>Don't use much soap
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Christian Long
>take a penny leave a penny
>take several pennies, and leave a nickle
TO BE
THE DREAM
OH TO BE THE DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM
OH TO BE THE DREAM
OHHHHHH
TO BE
THE DREAAAAAM
Josiah Thompson
>Mom wants someone to go see Mama Mia with her
>Agree to come along to make her happy
>Halfway through the film she starts feeling up the inside of my thigh sensually
>Kiss her neck and nibble on her ear
>Make her moan loud enough to bother everyone else in the theatre
>Keep going
KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU A-HA~ THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO~ KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU A-HA~ WE JUST HAVE TO FACE IT THIS TIME~ WE’RE~ THROUGH~ BREAKING UP IS NEVER EASY I KNOW BUT I HAVE~ TO~ GO~ KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU IT’S THE BEST I CAN DO~
Adrian Butler
>go to the mall to buy joker merchandise from hot topic
>walk up the down escalator
I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POW
Lucas Davis
>enter steam gift thread
>make sure a couple of anons are legit giving gifts
>by shittiest fucking chinese games you can imagine
>run a couple of fake codes through the thread, but make them seem legit
>let retard anons think that they're missing out on big games by replying to self
>if I want to lure niggers longer I buy a cd key, and release ONE kinda cool game
>keep this up for hours
>people mad they missed out on games
WILD
WILD
WILD IN THE STREETS
RUNNIN RUNNIN
WILD IN THE STREETS
RUNNIN RUNNIN
WILD
WILD
WILD
Christian Anderson
Someone explain this meme to me pls
Isaiah Clark
tHIS LEGIT MADE ME MAD YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Camden Harris
>people at work ask if I work here
>tell them no
WOOP THERE IT IS
Luke Baker
>response to user's post
>don't answer his question
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Charles Reyes
>’No’
DO YOU BELIEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?
Isaiah Green
>how about no
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
Gabriel Sullivan
vintage times you were like the JOKER?
Matthew Evans
very based
Nicholas Rivera
>Be genuinely helpful spoonfeeding newfags with recommendations and advice
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
Tyler Kelly
>yes, no, maybe, I don't know. can you repeat the question?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
Colton Gonzalez
>Give ‘friend’ the madcatz controller
>Have another OEM model hidden away for people I like better
AND I DON’T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME
John Baker
one time I saw a down syndrome lookin kid steaming with 3 viewers. The chat was making awful puns and it would just crack that kid up to no end. The stream was extremely wholesome until a guy came in and called the kid a retarded looking faggot and started being really vicious to him in chat. The kid ended the stream almost immediately.
I was the guy.
Chase Diaz
>browse the 18+ Yea Forums boards even though I'm only 11
I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
TO SHOW AVICII I WAS COOL
AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT SOBER, FELT TEN YEARS OLDER
BUT FUCK IT, IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO
Luis Roberts
Based
Josiah Sanchez
>say the n word
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
Brayden Morgan
>unironically did this 15 years ago
>now I can admit it without fear of punishment
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
Ian Cooper
>call another user "based"
>he's not even that based
WHO GOT THE FEELING?
TELL ME WHY I CRY WHEN I FEEL IT
TELL ME WHY
TELL ME WHY
Joshua Garcia
>do dead lifts
>still alive
GAS GAS GAS
GOT TO STEP ON THE GAS
Evan Young
doesn't make a funny joke
reddit spaces
screenshots posts to post on instagram and reddit to kill le sekrit club
>edgy song lyric
James Wood
Have sex and dilate, tranny incel.
Joseph Bell
This is extremely 9gag
James Rodriguez
Post it.
Sebastian Kelly
How the fuck did you find Yea Forums in 2004 when you were only 11 years old?
Jason Richardson
Repent, you worthless faggot
Chase Hughes
>be me
>be in australia
>go to new zealand
>massacre 50 muslims in a mass shooting
FIRE, I'LL TAKE YOU TO BURN
Nathaniel Price
based
Noah Allen
>live with my manchild older brother
>he plays some stupid third-world mobile game that was made in the world-famous designated shitting streets of India
>he needs an Internet connection for it and he wants to hog the Internet all to himself
>he would beat the shit out of me or my siblings if we even think of using the Internet while he's playing his stupid Pajeet game
>he asks me if I am downloading torrents while he's playing Mobile Legends
>tell him I'm not
>I'm actually downloading lots of stuff
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
YELLOW SUBMARINE
YELLOW SUBMARINE
Jaxon Edwards
>call people out for Reddit spacing
>Reddit space this very post
BACKSTABUUUU
Landon Cox
Camden Price
based
Asher Phillips
upboated my good sir :D
Zachary Sanders
>enter joka thread
>detect seether
>blow kisses
x x x
I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS, I FEEL IT IN MY TOOOOOEEES
Cooper Kelly
>driver is inches away
>slow down to 5 under the speed limit
>intentionally go where they're trying to go
>see them throw up their arms in frustration
I'LL TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME
Ian Smith
>constantly tell trannies on Yea Forums to kill themselves
>masturbate to nothing but tranny porn
I NEVER SAID I'D STAY TILL THE END
Ian Cook
based
Kevin Sanchez
underbased
Blake Perry
Nice blog redditor
Juan Sanders
>go in joker thread
>sneed
I DON'T MEAN TO DWELL
Jayden Martin
>people ask foe directions
>pretend I can't understand them by speaking Spanish
>they start speaking Spanish
>yell at them to go back to Mexico
What if God was one of us.
Just a slob like one of us.
Ryder King
God damn fuck, its empty. Nothing.