”It won’t be easy, but I will get it done. Give me 3 weeks.”

>”It won’t be easy, but I will get it done. Give me 3 weeks.”

>”You got 3 minutes”

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>IN ENGLISH PLEASE

>your OTHER badge

>he's a ghost

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>you're getting too close to this case

>No... its not possible!!

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>Get the President on the line

>"With all due respect, sir..."

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>Jesus, McCaulley, you're always late, you look like you just rolled in from a bender, you break every rule in the book and you piss off every politician from here to the capital
>but by God you get results

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>he's a loose cannon

>we are not so different, you and I

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>DAMMIT COOPER YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
>GUN AND BADGE, NOW!
>Now your other gun and badge
>and your other other gun and badge

>Whatever happens, you stay in the car

>wait until I give the signal
>how will we know what the signal is?
>oh... you'll know

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>but the jurisdictio-
>FUCK the jurisdiction!

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>3 minutes of PLAY TIME!

these threads always make me laugh like an idiot. thanks Yea Forums

>It won't be easy, but I will get it done. Give me 5 hours
>You got 5 minutes
>Sir! This man already did it in 5 seconds, cleaned the set, ran our budget saving us $3m, hired cheaper but better catering and says he'll accept payment in the form of coupons

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>so whats plan B?
>run!

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>OH AND MCNALLY
>Thanks.
>for everything.

>heh. looks like I'll have to use... "that"

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>he's behind me isn't he

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>"CANYA UNDASTAN DA WORDS CUMMINOUTTA MA MOUTH?"

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>sir, he already mastered the audio and storyboarded the sequals

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>You, I like you. Your methods are unorthodox, but damn it you get the job done

>I wish daddy didn't have to work so much

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>I don't know how they do things back in Boston. But in this precinct, we do things BY. THE. BOOK.

>thats why im on this side of the desk giving orders, and why youre on that side taking them

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>you know I only got a few days left to retirement chief
>I know, but you're the only one on the force I can trust

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Based.

>Villain needs McGuffin to complete his plan to kill a huge amount of people
>Hero beats the villain and has the McGuffin
>Villain takes a person, most likely his gf or something, hostage
>Hero gives up the McGuffin to save her

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>I'm running on fumes here she's gonna blow!

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>you follow my orders or I swear to christ you'll be out on your ass writing parking tickets within a week!

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>just know this, if you didnt get the kind of results this department needs then I would have you out of here in a heartbeat

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"We gotta do X"
"And by we, I mean you"

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>"This only the beginning "

>scene takes place on spaceship bridge or near the helm of a sailing ship
>Captain leans in and mutters "steady as she goes" to whoever is piloting the ship

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This is kinda sad... I wonder if she has daddy issues because he was away... maybe he wouldn't have turned out so damaged and crazy

>I've seen a lotta crazy shit on the force, but nuttin like this!

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>you and me are both on thin ice here, I got the DA breathing down my neck and if I go down im taking you with me

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>character has to dress up as a girl for some reason
>cue shot of them walking towards the character in a skirt/dress with obvious breast padding
>"AH! AH! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAAAADY"

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>it may not look like much but dammit, it's home

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>go ahead, make yourself at home!
>other character immediately shits their pants

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>Monsters in the woods?
>That's just a bunch of silly stories by people with over-active imaginations, ok?
>Everything will be fine! It'll be fun!

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>character gets fancy new clothes
>walks out of the store
>I FEEL GOOD DANANANA I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW

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That was plan B!

>I'd love to. . . get to know you better

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>Character realizes he needs to sacrifice himself to save everyone.
>"Tell my wife and kids, I love them very much."

>There's no going back from this

The Wire in a nutshell

If you're good at your job, you can get away with a ton of shit. Are you underage?

>Scene involves something to do with another dimension
> Scientist folds paper and pokes a hole in it with a pencil

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>Characters are in a situation where they have to choose one from their group to do something silly.
>No,I will not do something as silly as that,I wont. I will no-
>Cut to him doing the silly thing.

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fragile looking girl starts kicking ass
>"where did you learn this?!"
>"I grew up with a 5 brothers"

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That's how they explain wormholes to idiots.

>trust me

No Sir. It doesn't work that way. 3 weeks is what it's going to take.

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>military person says they didnt sign up for this

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>*explosions and gunshots sound off*
>I guess that's the signal

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>huge explosion
>told him smoking is bad for his health

>on the scale of 1 to 10 you get...

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>ruthless organization that has killed endlessly without remorse
>won't kill MC when they have the chance

>woman or poc is trying to catch an elevator
>white man let's it close

>girl starts sucking cock really well
>"where did you learn this?"
>"I grew up around horses"

>Tell my wife and kids I said hello.

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Oh dear

SHOL'VA!

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>character wants to live in a nice neighborhood where he doesn't have "lock his door at night"
as if locking a door is difficult

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>I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on viagra

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Based

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>horror movie
>the protagonists move into a new home, and forgot to pay their electricity bill

>"ugly" girl in high school movie becomes an 11/10 after taking off glasses and letting hair out of ponytail

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This one always upsets me. They always have to hold the protagonist at gunpoint, and give their spiel. This gives the good guys just enough time to crash into the scene and shoot the bad guy at the last second. This has happened thousands of times.

>if youre into that chick just go up and talk to her bro. its not that hard

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Do you not understand the meme? It's not "inaccurate things portrayed in movies" it's "movie cliches we are sick of hearing"

Fuck I hate zoomers

>fragile looking girl starts licking ass
>"where did you learn this?!"
>"I grew up with a 5 brothers"

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>I CAN EXPLAIN
>DOESN'T EXPLAIN

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>sneed

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>thats so crazy, it just might work!