The Russians are laughing at our depiction of them again

>Here's your white ethnostate bro

>Russian Federation
>ethnostate

>our
speak for yourselves, you disgusting kikes

>1 in 1500 has HIV in Russia
>1 in 272 has HIV in US
If anyone should be laughing before their miserable aids death is the mutts whose election got swayed with Facebook.

>th-this isn't real socialism
Lmao

Where does it say our user?

>1 in 272 has HIV in US
Yikes

WATCH .. LOVELESS

in 1500 has HIV in Russia
in 272 has HIV in US
source

What? It's a federation of many different ethnic republics. I am not defending it if that is what you are thinking.

Russians are disgusting. Ever been there? They haven't even discovered deodorant.

my vagina can attest to that

>Russia
>white
nigger do you even understand where Russia stretches from and to

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327 mil live in us ~1.2 mil have HIV
quif mafs get you about ~273
hiv.gov/hiv-basics/overview/data-and-trends/statistics
Population of Russia 144.5 mil HIV in Russia around 95000
Quik mafs get you ~1521

aids is how we eliminate the degenerates

>95,000
try 1.5 million

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS_in_Russia

quik mafs gets you 1 in 96

It's mostly druggies and homosexuals who get it.

USA has 1.1 million living with HIV

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS_in_Russia
>between 0.85 and 1.5 million
>take the largest extreme
You sure your feelings ain't hurt, g?

And a population twice that of Russia

850,000 is still a lot different from 95,000, and would still get you 1 in 170 which is still higher than US rate

I don't know bud, the picture says 95000 "new cases" in 2015. A better comparison against americans would be the statistic the website you linked gives: "An estimated 38,700 Americans became newly infected with HIV in 2016."

95k vs 38.7k.

Expecting the Uhmeyrickin entatayynmen industruh to not do a "darkie show"-level racist caricature about Russians is like expecting Iran to depict Jews fairly.

The only reason we had the sudden AIDS scare in the 80s was because it jumped to straight people doing drugs and couples with a bi dude somewhere along the line, showing everyone that it wasn't tied completely to gay people. Before that it was just simmering with little media attention because nobody gave a fuck about the gays.

Russia is BASED
Did you know they have S-P-A-C-E T-I-G-E-R-S?

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True. I am just making sure you didn't run out of tissue or nothing. This seems important to you.

thank you based cockhole poster

bad damage control vlad

Yeah you right. There's less misery in US. No wonder they're trying to fuck up your elections.

Bruh, you're the one grabbing the largest extreme to drive your point home. Seems like these HIV dick measuring Olympics hit the core, I am just making sure you alright. No need to be upset here.

Polandball, what have they done to you?

Respect

In Bong we see that the NASTY HATE KIKES Putin is that hate from Oligarghs

an If ..
why would they use chem weapons , not drunk driver UK Police wouldnt care .. Respect an UK Labour Party Respect = Putin OK

da, glorious russia only 94,000 new cases this year.

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>putin hates jews
lol

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>being this upset
Yeah, you right. You good.

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Some Russian shill thought it'd be a good meme to appropriate for propaganda purposes but everyone just made fun of their efforts by making parody edits because of how lame their memes were.

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>haha i troll u
p sad man nobody is mad. Rubbing in a victory in an internet argument is mandatory tho

>putin hates kikes
lmao imagine believing this

Why?

>trying to rationalize shitposting
>victory
>mandatory
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not like this, please. Where is your dignity?

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>he doesn't relish e-victories
I don't believe it

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>I was wrong on purpose!
not even that guy but this is sad

>relishing scraps of perceived achievement
Which one are you? I can't punch down this far, please stop.

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True, you tell me how I am going to roast someone about counting internet victories without letting them win and I'll drop it. I'll wait.

watch out we got yet another self-proclaimed chad on Yea Forums on a friday night!

Does this assblasted Vatnik have a relative with HIV or something?

>chad
>friday night
Yoooooooooooo, have you not had sex with anyone either? Omg I can't, stop.

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haha yah brah you and your frat buds having a sick time posting on an anime board inbetween smashing pussies amirite

this show taught me that Russians are retarded. is that a fair assessment?

Going by their rates it's probably impossible to find one without an HIV relative.

There's bowing out with dignity and then there's this

>haha yah brah

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wtf i love AIDS now

>Russia has 200 million+ people and is huge though

Russia has 146 million people, so even by that standard it's way ahead of the others.

>i-it's an anime board
My boy's collapsing. Oh no, someone back him up before he starts crying, please.

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Unironically a problem that people who are underaged suffer from.

On an anonymous image board no less...

wtf I never knew base chads posted on Yea Forums on a friday

Don't you need an identity to have a dignity? This shit anonymous, whose dignity?
user's are mad that someone isn't shitposting the way that's acceptable. That's kind of the point of shitposting, no?

hahaha you're telling me you don't shitpost on Yea Forums man? Wow what a loser. Me and my buds hit up the chan every friday.

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resorting to "lol I was shitposting" when you're proven wrong is one of the oldest and most pathetic ways of trying to weasel out of something.

I mean if he just stfu and left the thread this wouldn't have escalated

>still riding the chad shaft
Yo, jerk off or something man. It's not that serious that you don't get pussy. No one even really cares that much, it's all in your head.

Here, I can get you started. We're on 4th channel so it's not that lewd.

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cringe

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>escalated
To what? This is nothing. Once this thread dies literally everyone involved will forget this happened within an hour. Why are you stressing this dignity shit? You care about my self-respect a lot more than I do. That should never happen. Why?

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you're still here yapping on and on which is odd for someone who apparently doesn't care

I can't help you if you're not willing to help yourself. I am sorry.

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For once, the Jannie wasn't the most pathetic person on Yea Forums

About the shit you're saying, yeah I don't care about that. What's odd is that's the only thing you see. Wanna talk about that?

>In the left hand HIV
>In the right hand Krokodil

CHOOSE WISELY KOMRADE

>russia is a half frozen shithole run by a mob boss

Well, I'm glad they can find humor somewhere in their miserable lives. Good for them. Besides, its not like I had anything to do with making that tv show.

>he's still going

Was that it? Are you finished?

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no why not tell us how cool you are some more

You're gonna be here all night aren't you

The fucked up part is I haven't flexed how cool I was. All I've done so far is infer that you're you.
Depends on whether you'll stop being upset. Then it'll just be a waste of time since I won't get anything out of it anymore.

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USA also is 10x richer and with better medical tech yet over 1 million have HIV

>1 in 96
jesus, Sergei, stop shooting Krokodil.

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>with better medical tech
yeah but the poor, like druggies, can't afford any of that shit in the US. Meanwhile in Russia everyone has access.

Russia has the largest Muslim population in all of Europe.

Russia is just as, if not more, Jewed than the U.S.

I know an actual psychotic person who legit weighs 400 pounds and claims that aids was caused by white people's vaccines in africa on purpose

He's the best in-the-flesh representation of liberalism i've seen to date

>jewed
countries with the most AIDS have very little Jews generally. There's like 5 Jews in the congo for instance

Lenin's Mausoleum was fucking ridiculous. It's like having George Washington walk past the Lincoln Memorial. Complete lack of effort.

pick one bros. just remember the bush was plentiful back then.

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>aids was caused by white people's vaccines in africa on purpose
It wasn't on purpose or anything, but it definitely didn't help that they had a push for vaccination and didn't change needles between patients because they were still retards about sharing needles back in the 20/30s or whenever it was, causing it to spread to a bigger population. I'm not sure if that strain even got out of Africa, though.

I pick my trusty bayonet.

Did anybody else watch the Russian show about this dude? I watched it, but it's like the first show made about Trotsky in Russia officially...pretty much ever right? What did they fuck up if anything?

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a true patriot of the motherland. I salute you comrade.

>it doesn't even think about what it types anymore
Time for a break, buddy. Ask Ari or Akiva to jump in the chair for a few minutes.

I watched it as well, iirc leftists were whining louder than the russkies about it for "denigrating" Trotsky

>that bro sailor dying

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I didn't know a thing about Rasputin before this show. Dude was chad as fuck.

You've never heard the fucking Boney M song? Are you kidding me?

Here you go, zoomer.
youtube.com/watch?v=SYnVYJDxu2Q

Aren't they doing their own version of Chernobyl where a CIA agent was responsible or something?

>even fucking chairman mao of all people spared the life of his country's former emperor

lmao how will slavshits ever recover

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Yep. That's how butthurt they are.

based mao

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Kill Lenin
Fuck Trotsky
Marry Kernsky
Stalin is just a dumb thug from Georgia

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>managed to evade capture for years
>risked his life countless times organizing strikes and got away with it
Sure he was a dumb thug from Georgia

>Yep. That's how butthurt they are.

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Imagine being outmaneuvered by a dumb churka bandit lmao

The dude literally was a sociopath. It's really hard to outmaneuver somebody with no regard for life.

The drunkening of Russia happened very late into the 20th century. Still not on the level of the likes of Italy.
You sem to be adept at geography. Why don't you research the subject just a teeny bit further before emabarassing yourself? (hint: there is a thing called population density)

nah, he's right. I had a kazaki friend who was white as fuck, and told me kazakis look nothing like him, they're mostly chinks.

That's how it started. Then straight people wanted to be hip too.

>The Russians are laughing at our depiction of them again.
Excuse me? This is the first time I head about this 'historical drama'. Fucking jewnalists.

It's good to laugh once in a while.

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What? Russians have been notorious alcoholics for centuries, you can read countless 18th/19th century travelogues or memoirs by non-Russians noting that the Russian lower classes were in a near-constant state of inebriation

>200 million people
Russiaboos pls fucking kill yourself

me on the right

And Cherokee look nothing like you, therefore murrikans are chinks, is that what you were tryng to say?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_Russia
Kazakhz amount for 0,15%
Anyway, since you haven't got a hint about the population density, I'll give you another one: it surely should vary across a territory this vast.

russians arent white nor human who cares

>just remember the bush was plentiful back then.
The one with the biggest bush then.

youtube.com/watch?v=3VZWthypCq0&feature=youtu.be

>lower classes were in a near-constant state of inebriation
Inebriation on what exactly? Alcoholic drinks were luxuries. Did you travelogues tell how peasants rode in limos too?
>by non-Russians
Oh that explains a lot. Honest questions, do you think you education system matters?

nega they diluted shitty liquor with horse piss back in the days

>Alcoholic drinks were luxuries
>letting potatoes, fermented wheat, or literally anything sit around for a while and drinking it is a luxury

Cuck kino

Hey American people, sorry your elite have totally abdicated all their responsibilities and are the playthings of the Chinese, but I tell you what, remember a couple of generations ago when you hated Russia?

>”basic math am difficult, you know mafs so u cry xD”

Nobody gives a fuck about “internet victories”, but everyone is laughing watching you being wrong so hard lol

Italians don't drink that much, the fuck are you smoking

This post is unreal

that was really, really bad though.

why don't the Russians like us man?

what ages?
Top left maybe?

A lot of Russians are unironic Bolshevik apologists and think that because they grew up in the Soviet Union that things were better then. It's the equivalent of Western boomers and their whole 'back in my day...' nonsense.

way to fail the test fag.

Why didn't they spare the kid and the chicks
I mean, many kids died of starvation during the tsar and all that but then they go and kill kids themselves

They were afraid even a single surviving family member would act as a rallying point for the White armies. Since the region the royal family were being held in was about to fall to the Czech Legion they decided it was best to execute them rather than evacuate them and risk them being rescued. They knew killing the women and children would not sit well with people so official news was that Nicholas alone had been shot. With everyone dead, no one could dispute that for a long time and the White leaders had to sanction an official investigation just to prove it.

Also I want to say that the Czech Legion are overrated, traitorous faggots.

And then, for no reason at all, everyone hated Bolshevism.

the imperial army was gaining traction. they needed to die. it's actually amazing they didn't kill them sooner.

It gets worse the more you read into it, how they slowly isolated and humiliated the royal family before managing to fuck up the execution and turn it into butchery instead of the quick deaths they imagined. Then there's everything after: Red Terror, Chekists, NKVD, Purges, Gulag etc etc yet some simp will continue to glorify Bolsheviks and insist things were better

Based; fuck r*yals

do you think they raped anastasia?

The greatest tragedy is that there was indeed a noble cause behind it, Russia was a shithole and was in serious need of reforms, something Germany did all while generally keeping commies in line. It's just that Bolshevists like the poor retards they were just destroyed everything they touched.

That's bullshit, the White movement was extremely divided as to what role (if any) the royals had in a future Russia. The Czech legion (who were generally pro-Bolshevik before Trotsky chimped out and tried to have them all disarmed then killed) certainly weren't going to help the Romanovs retake Russia. And Nicholas II, who always viewed the throne as a burden was said to be much happier after the abdication.

The whole family were murdered because their vodka-sodden guards panicked. That's it. Everything else is just cope for Leftists that want to justify the murder of little girls

So Jewish Bolsheviks murdered the Tsar.
How does this play out in a jewish written fantasy of the events?

>The whole family were murdered because their vodka-sodden guards panicked.
Nah, they specifically hired the most hatred filled anti-monarchist bolshevists they could find.
They even tried to rape Anastasia's corpse afterwards.

the only way to secure power was to kill them. that's what happens in revolution. the leaders are deposed and killed quickly.

>Nicholas II refused any common sense until his Uncle threatened to shoot himself in front him

>the only way to secure power was to kill them
They were imprisoned in the middle of nowhere in Siberia, what power did they have left lol. And how much of a threat to the Bolsheviks were teenaged girls?

youtube.com/watch?v=JSaWT424tV8

fuck the tsars.

it's called succession.

And? World War 1 was still raging, and neither the Allies nor the Central Powers were willing to wage a war to put the Tsars back on the throne.
>m-muh Russian invasion!
British/American intervention in the Russian civil war was a meme, both countries hating the Bolsheviks more than they cared about returning the Romanovs to power.

If the Romanovs had escaped they'd end up like every other royal family overthrown in the 19th/20th century, i.e. their English/French-speaking grandkids would be making meme claims to the throne that would be laughed at by most Russians

>Everything else is just cope

So I notice.

>russia stretches over the outer edge of the ocean and hence the """globe"""
frightened

it's nice to have hindsight in the year 2019, but back then the Bolsheviks had only a very lose grip on power and control over Russia. they weren't the only revolutionary forces with designs for the future of the country.

They panicked exactly because they thought the royal family would be rescued and did not want to risk evacuating them instead.

Yes the White movement was fractured but any pro-monarchists who had the Romanovs on their side would have total legitimacy and a rallying point.

i'll take them all, but not the one in the front, she's too old

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is there a proper blessing for the tsar

shout out to my anarchy nigga Nestor

they're jews what do you think

>it's nice to have hindsight in the year 2019
You don't need hindsight to realise that teenaged girls you have imprisoned probably aren't much of a political threat.
>but back then the Bolsheviks had only a very lose grip on power and control over Russia
They were also brainlets who, for all their talk about muh material conditions muh political economy, still thought that it was the 18th century, and Britain/France/Germany were preparing to invade to return the Romanovs to the throne.

The Bolsheviks should've been tipped off by the fact that both the Allies and Germany had multiple opportunities to ask for the royals to be given safe passage, but none of them even bothered.

Russia defies our flat Earth, and has a portion of the land exposed to the vacuum of space. Much like the millions of gallons of salt water that falls off the edge of the Earth on a daily basis.

Based

If I remember right from snippits of internet trivia the Russian royal family was kind of nuts. I think I remember an account of them going to an aunt's house or something that was on a huge silkworm kick and therefore there was cocoons all over the chairs, you couldn't walk or sit down anywhere without risking a crunch.

Also Cathrine really was a pervert.

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Health care may be provided by the state, but that doesn't mean it's quality health care.

>You don't need hindsight to realise that teenaged girls you have imprisoned probably aren't much of a political threat.

they won. in pursuit of that outcome, it served a purpose, whether direct or indirect.

now fuck off.

Laugh all you want, but Glorious Russia is still #1 in vacuum tube production.

That's why they're laughing. It's so unbelievable to see themselves portrayed as sober

Mad

>food may be provided by the state, but it doesn't mean it's a five course, three-michelin starred meal
Oh no. How terrible.

>According to experts, the total number of individuals with HIV (including those who are undiagnosed) was estimated in 2016 to be between 0.85 and 1.5 million[1] (the lower estimate is from the Ministry of Healthcare of the Russian Federation)

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Using Russia’s own fake ass statistics for the problem, you still divide by a population half the size of the US’s, so the rate at MINIMUM is 1.5x higher. In reality it’s probably more like 2-3x

>Netflix
They're right to laugh

The apocryphal reason why Russia is Christian is because the pagan tsar decided against converting to Islam on the grounds that it was a teetotaling religion

My grandpa who served during WW2 and did quite a bit of government work said something similar to that when he and a few guys out in a field where given a briefing of the event going on. You can argue he's going senile but the dude has an IQ of like 140 or something around that.

>he thinks the nobility were russian

Why is Yea Forums always so mad at us? Wtf is this thread? Chill, mates

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I tried it because it’s a fascinating story all on its own. I couldn’t even complete one episode. It’s highly dramatized and full of unnecessary sex. Rasputin’s story is full of sex on its own but that wasn’t enough for them and they have to have the highly religious Alexandria having hardcore sex on the floor. Fucking ridiculous. I laughed at it too and shut it off and I’m American.

None as they all would probably pass the hemophilia gene down to my children.

Yea Forums is mad at everyone all at once.

We're mostly joking about anachronisms though
>Moscow, 1905

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But that's cringe and goypilled

Sounds like shit, thanks for the warning.

Execution of the Romanov family - the day when the jews took over Russia

17 July 1918 don't forget that

Why didn't bolsheviks just kill Nicholas and Alexandra and maybe Alexey and then rape the tsar's daughters? I mean, "I killed imperial family" sounds so cringe and "I had a series of non-consensual sex affairs with the last emperor's daughters, each of them" sounds based af and gets you more respect from all your comrades in the Party?

the young full of cum musle body stud guys with hard strong big cocks don't leave much chance for old used up chubby crippied lipped dicked bald headed old men like me a chance for my dream girl breaks my heart she is so beautiful in every way hot damn

I had an absolute brainlet moment at the bottom part of your pic, user.

They just used modern footage or footage from the wrong decade? That is some lazy filmmaking.

>he thinks Russian is filled with Russians
>he doesn't see Russia as a (crumbling) multiethnic empire
wew

Mostly queers get aids, queers with needles.
Who needs queers with needles?

Yeah she was a huge whore to the point of having other whores try men for her, but I heard the furniture thing is a myth.