Two twi'leks act like whores in one scene in one movie

>chaste battle monk nun
>wears half a shirt with midriff exposed to battle
She is a space thot too

>exposed midriff
looks like a slut to me

Yoda is clearly wearing completely different rags.
As for Anakin's outfit in RotJ, it makes sense because he's also from the desert on Tatooine.

You can't take the whore out of Twi'lek, user.

>implying you don't want to fuck the ever-loving shout out of a couple tentacle-headed hos
C'mon, OP, just admit it...

thanks for confirming that rlm fans don't actually like or engage in watching star wars
It's literally the same exact robes, except obi wan wears a brown overcoat over them

If fat fuck pseudo intellectual mike stoklasa hadn't brought up this retarded point, nobody would give it any more attention than any other headcanon fanfiction writer manic episode. But acting smug online immediately turns you into an expert regardless of time invested, passion, interest or drive in the subject matter.

You ever wonder why these galaxy brained youtube critics (rlm, mauler, e;r, whatever flavor of the week subnormal ape) only review mindless drivel while acting high and mighty? You ever wonder why Mike and Jay like to use the word "schlock" so much when that's all they watch?
That's because, if they were tasked with analyzing a real movie, they simply wouldn't be able to. These guys you worship are not any different from the average fat fuck who goes to see a new mcu movie every month to numb his brain from the pain of being born a mentally mangled retard.

>inb4 reddit spacing
reddit spacing is putting an empty line after the post number, formatting your post just means being able to type correctly and before the actual redditors flooded this board with their e-celeb dick sucking (a remnant of upvote culture; repeating a popular talking point ad nauseum to farm 'likes') everyone did it

who hurt you?
anyway
Have sex and calm down

>why are you expressing your opinion? What are you a loser? I don't care LOL! LMAO look at this loser who cares!
I can smell youtube on you from a mile away

Even though one is purple and the other is green.
You can spot their humane races.
Proof skin colour don't matter.

why are you so mad

that's literally russians, their females are hot sluts, mail wives and pornstars and the males are ugly mobsters so it's not that weird

I am not mad, I am simply typing a response how a normal person would, by going into details about what I mean instead of liquidating every thought with a quick meme (lmao have sex! how upset!), the fact that I would call someone a mentally mangled retard would indicate that my tone was facetious (even though I actually do mean what I say) to anyone with even half a braincell left after destroying their own attention span by marathoning hours of youtube videos

But if you want a tl;dr version, I care for you and I will be the first one to tell you that if you let youtubers decide your thoughts for you on something as stupid as movies and entertainment, you'll never get your life back
You can thank me in 10 years once you realize I was right

nothing wrong with that, stereotypes are mostly real
Indians trying to be doctors, pakis selling phones, blacks being gangbangers, muslims blowing up etc
so its not that different than making all trandoshan hunters/mercenaries because of Bossk or all wookies being strong and shortempered but loyal, etc

>casual slap at based Mauler
You’re one of those guys, huh? No arguments to match his so you ad hominem

why would I want to engage in watching a six hour review of a nu-wars movie or of capeshit? Those movies are awful
My point is that people like Mauler or whoever else likes to pretend they have some sort of insight into film (yms comes to mind) would never spend as much time analyzing something that is actually worth it, instead they overanalyze the shallowest and shittiest of pop culture in order to flex their intellectual prowess at children who will think it's amazing how ONE MAN (he's more than a man, I tell you, he's a GOD) managed to find out that yes, indeed, the force awakens is a bad movie
Once again I beg of you people, stop sucking e-celeb dicks because they're really not worth being described as humans

you are writing an essay over nothing

before you brought over your likes culture from reddit and facefuck, people just typed things out because they felt like it. I know you were 5 then and did not have access to a device connected to the internet, but just try to imagine enjoying a place of discussion and seeing it flooded by literal drooling retards who could not tie their own shoes without watching a youtube tutorial about it, then imagine that this flood was also directly caused by fat fuck or retarded youtubers such as mundanematt, sargon of akkad or internet aristocrat stealing Yea Forums memes and spamming them everywhere and you might come to the realization as per why I would argue my points against youtube mind control

Also, you (inb4 not that user lmao what are you obsessed I don't even care have sex) repeating a point someone else made on youtube just to get some anons to agree with you on a board that has no usernames and no upvotes, I would argue, is even less important than me expressing a genuine feeling or opinion because you brought absolutely nothing to the table but your own insecurities
You don't even allow yourself to have your own opinion about fucking star wars, user, just reflect on that for a while

>ice planet
>forest planet
>desert planet
>volcano planet
>megacity planet

Lewd humanoid xenos lust for a human dna injection :^)

Tfw no comfy forest planet to live on. Why even live

Post apocalyptic place

calm down retard

I was just fishing for an easy (You), but it looks like you fell for my ruse even more than I’d hoped, you simple buffoon. What an absolute ass you must feel like knowing now that I’m not at all invested in this subject and even partially agree with you. What a fatheaded subhuman you must feel like now that this trickery has been revealed for what it was.

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lmao calm down sperg

I am curious, what makes you associate every single long form post with anger?

I'm just a very talkative person and I type very fast, but I see every defiance to the "commonly accepted" hivemind and every post that isn't just a one word meme being answered with "lmao you angry you upset"

Is it literally the mods fostering this behaviour since the 4channel split or what?

fuck off retard, nobody is reading your reddit posts

fucking kek yes I am retarded, it was quite obvious in retrospect but still very funny, well played user

It's funny that you'd take my detailed analysis on how your reddit behaviour has poisoned the well on Yea Forums for all sorts of humor and discussion (because people like you clearly come from reddit/facebook/twitter/youtube due to your post structure being a consequence of upvote/like/retweet culture) and just call it reddit because for some reason, hating youtubers is now "reddit behaviour" fucking kek
I guess I can see now why mods would remove every thread making fun of e-celebs but keep all the e-celeb dick sucking, this board has been bought and paid for
Anyway, call me crazy but this
sounds way more upset and angry than anything I typed, and realizing this anger stems from defending e-celebs who wouldn't give any of you the time of day, just makes me sad really

based

First day in the internet?

fuck off retard

>ice planet
Pluto
>desert planet
Mars
Earth is the exception, not the norm

>Planet
>Pluto

will the mouse ever stop retconning shit

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So Twi'leks are a the Asian women of the Star Wars universe?

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>>twi'leks are now lewd sluts for the entirety of star wars

This is just what I always believed. I don't know how accurate this is but someone explained to me that they come from some such a poor shit planet that a fairly common way to get out of it and move on to better things is selling themselves into "servitude" for a time. Something male twi'leks don't often have the option of.

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Not him but the way Mauler says his "wor-" words is so fucking annoying I can't watch his shit anymore

>all the other Jedi wear robes
>Ayy lmao wears a skimpy leather outfit.

based

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Pretty much. Twi'leks never independently developed space travel. When their planet was first visited by space-faring races their species were mostly ag-based, somewhere around the beginning of the industrial revolution, and slavery was widely-practiced. To trade for advanced technologies from other races their governments sold the only things they really had of value, which were slaves and later, the narcotic Ryll. Because of how they were introduced to the rest of the galaxy, Twi'leks as a species gained an association with slavery and drug use. Twi'lek slave women in particular became associated with extreme lewdness and owning them became a fad among many slavery-practicing species.

But are they actually lewd sluts? the answer is yes, if you want them to be

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The best thing is that they love being pampered sex slaves. As long as you're not Jabba or a Gamorrean, they'll probably be fine with you owning them, they just want to be pretty and dance and show off their bodies.

it's so retarded. Star Wars is the most overhyped shit of all time

Checked

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>> Harrison Ford clearly has stopped giving a shit
>> Han Solo was no character
I wonder if these two things have something to do with one another....

>caring about the robes either way
The prequels have so much stupid shit in them I can't imagine why anyone would care about the Jedi robes. They're cool costuming anyway.

pretty sure that was more legends and george just copied it for the prequels

>FAP
Well if you insist

Why must I exist in a world where Twi'leks aren't real......why?

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Are...are you ok, user?

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These fucking numbers

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So that you can live to see unethical genetic engineers in South Korea make them real, and then buy one.

I can make it hurt more. If George had gotten a Star Wars Land, it's damn fucking guaranteed there would have been Twi'lek cast members wandering around for pictures, especially in Coruscant and Tatooine.

But hey, Vi Moradi is a close second right?

yo boy lemme get a sauce on that image

God hates us and wants us to suffer

>Born to early to have Alien wives
Is life worth living should I blast myself?

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ewww, the yellow one's lekku look like slugs!

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I want a sexy darth maul

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Teh Dave is the artist, some of his shit is guro but not all

Based bimbofication space race. One of the best of the Jedi warriors waging a secret war against herself to suppress her bimbo urges through training, meditation, and introspection.

Make Star Wars great again.

I fucking love lekkuheaded sluts. You know Aayla probably sucked off all her younglings too.

Gary stues dont get their hand chopped nor they have to work and suffer to become badasses.
Luke is an endearing human character.

The only reason she became a jedi is because some other jedi visited a whore house and picked her and as he was fucking her he could sense she was strong in the force and after he came inside her and on her face (he blew two loads) he asked her if she wanted to come with him and the learn the ways of the force. She said sure, whatevs.

This is cannon.

>asian girl painted blue with her pussy just barely covered
>black girl painted yellow with her titties under mesh like some kind of lady predator
Fuck yeah

But the Jedi only recruit children, user.

This has been contradicted in both the movies and the EU multiple times

...Who wants to tell him?

We all know that she was recruited by Jedi master Ep Steen.

>R2-D2, a decades-old rusty insane repair droid, relays Leia's message via a crappy hologram system that plays the message blue and glitchy, so now all long-range communication in the Star Wars universe is done via blue glitchy holograms.

based oldfag

Nowhere does it say that Twi'lek females aren't all hung futanari bitchboi-breakers with fat, smelly horsecocks

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THICCi'lek

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Twi'lek are shown often in the movies in tight, form fitting outfits so there's no place for a cock that big to really fit

>Only a master of evil, Darth!

You can't have a Mary Sue outside of fan fiction.

did they ever explain what the appendages on their heads are for?

everything you're saying is true and I 100% agree with your sentiments but I'm still going to call you a tranny redditor and that you need to go back
dilate and go back to plebbit

>They are slaves down to their DNA

this too is (was) canon

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Not true, Aayla Secura is pure!
(There's also Bib Fortuna, the assistant to Jabba, Mas Amedda, the big senator for you, and other Twi'leks in prominent roles in the Clone Wars show.)

They're a race of growers, not showers. Plus as I understand it, horsecocks usually retract when they're not hard, so it wouldn't be too difficult to hide one.

Asari > Twi'lek

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I'm sure they can surgically do that for one of your many twi'lek slaves if you visit Kamino.

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They're braintails, their brain extends down into them so they're very receptive and even a little prehensile.

m8 she was drugged into amnesia and kept as a sex slave

>have to work and suffer to become badasses.
you mean that time he trained with Yoda for like three days? Or when he took out the Death Star despite never having flown an X-Wing in his life?

reminder

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who hasn't been there

Liara was utterly insufferable and incompetent outside 1 and the DLC for 2

Twilek > Togruta >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Asari

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Zetrons were the designated space-whores, you retard. Read some EU for fuck's sake.

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>Based Nick-Picker Mcgee
user... I

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You’re never getting your general back.

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A character who was on screen for maybe 2 minutes total from two movies gets more love and attention than characters with speaking roles from the sequels. Same goes with Shaak Ti, she had even less screen time.

>Liara was terrible in 3

You could've just said that, and you would've been right, but yeah no shit idiot.

at least post best asari

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Lyn me makes my pee pee hard

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Middle on is Lucas's daughter right?

She was awful in 2, as well. Don’t kid yourself.

>better looking as an alien than her real life self

Zeltrons are the only choice.

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does Shaak Ti even have any screen-time? I thought she got edited out

post body, have sex

ahem

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That's because Shaak Ti looks cool. The jedi robes, while plain, automatically clue you in that she's some kind of badass, and she's a visually interesting alien. Plus, like all the practical effects from the original trilogy, she still looks fucking great. Even after only seeing her once, the average person could probably draw a rough approximation of her an hour later because she's striking and makes good use of color in her design.

Compare her to Maz Kanata. She's small, brown, and has butthole eyes. I literally cannot think of a single other detail of her design other than that. Like everyone and everything in the Sequels, she's bland. Even Kylo, the most striking new design, can only be described by saying "he's Darth Vader except..."

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>tfw I also fapped to Aayla’s ass in that scene as a kid
>even formerly had a ryona fetish that I grew out of
I feel like I have found a kindred soul

I wouldn't be too upset about it, user. Science Fiction is in no way a proper guideline of what is to come. In fact, space exploration is far more dangerous, colonization of planets outside of our solar system extremely unlikely. I'm 99% sure there is life on one of Saturn's moons which has clear evidence of thermal vents, but intelligent life anywhere near us is extremely unlikely, and even if it was out there, I guarantee we'll never see them for the entirety of the life of our species... Unless they find us, of course... but any alien civilization capable of breaking the laws of physics is almost certainly the kind you don't want to meet.

>just pink skin and no fun features like tentacles, braintails and built-in bodypaint
lame and vanilla

What was wrong with her? Her role in ME2 is a direct and natural growth from ME1, where she stopped being so naive and learned to be more assertive because her mother was a Reaper puppet and could no longer shield her. When Shepard died, she continued the fight as an information broker digging up anything she could on the Collectors and emulating Shepard directly by being a hardass. What's wrong with that?

>singular voiceless droid helds Luke on his adventure
>these droids are now the official pilot-assistants that every ship uses for the past few hundred years despite a droid with speech obviously being more useful for flight assistance

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She was in some Jedi council scenes and the Geonosian arena battle but that's pretty much it

Even then, she got a few toys, a prime spot in video games and cartoons, and a giant ass figure.

THE JEDI WERE DIRTY NONCES, SHEEV WAS A NONCE HUNTER

what comic?

>not arkanians
Absolutely disgusting

>direct growth
Except you don’t see any of it.
She goes from 1-9 with a donut Steele tier introduction in 2, and until The DLC rolls round we just assume she got a personality transfer in 2 years. That’s why she’s awful in 2 and why the DLC was well received; it was a patch job she desperately needed.

"Aayla Secura"

Truthfully I only played ME2 with the DLC because that was the first Bioware jewery, they wholesale cut that shit out of the game. That was meant to be there originally, and while it's unfair to judge Liara's development without it as a result it's also unfair for me, who only ever experienced the full thing, to talk on this topic.

Essentially, the Shadow Broker DLC fixes this issue entirely. I don't know how bad it was originally but apparently pretty bad.

>and that's a good thing.

but user you're wrong it's a forest moon!

>Consider Aayla...Secured

my first boner

>Luke trained with Yoda for three days, left to fight Darth Vader and lost explicitly because he didn’t train enough
>Darth Vader had Luke dead to rights and Luke only succeeded because Han and Chewie bailed him out
fuck off, retard

Literally the excuse they use in ANH for Luke getting his own X Wing is that Biggs says he's the greatest bush pilot on Tatooine. Which is the equivalent of a crop duster claiming he can fly an F-16. It's pretty dumb.

Lucas should have driven home more this was a suicide mission and they didn't expect anyone to live anyways, so who cares if Luke took an X wing.

>female hutt
...

>you mean that time he trained with Yoda for like three days?
It was far more. We see him go through many changes of clothing, the clothing itself getting dirtier, etc. Furthermore, we know that during this entire time, Han & Leia are having their own adventures. We genuinely have no idea how long they've been chased by Star Destroyers, going to Bespin on a Millennium Falcon with a broken hyperdrive, which Han said
>It's pretty far, but I think we can make it.
the amount of time they spent there for Han to say
>The ship's almost finished. Two or three more things and we're in great shape.
and Leia respond
>Something's wrong here. No one has seen or knows anything about Threepio. He's been gone too long to have gotten lost.
So even 3CP0 has been gone for a while before Han & friends got tortured.
>Or when he took out the Death Star despite never having flown an X-Wing in his life?
According to EP4 alone
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>Which is the equivalent of a crop duster claiming he can fly an F-16.
A crop duster which flies, shoots lasers and is used by the Rebellion to train X-Wing users, not to mention a deleted scene where Luke says the flight simulators are the same as his pilot experience.

Gotta love the faggots that vehemently defend star wars on 4channel
Protip: you're faggy little story was never good

I think the Falcon has to haul ass to Bespin under sublight speed. Which forget real astronomical distance, just assume it was like a week or more. Luke was supposed to have been on Dagobah for a few weeks.

yes
Based and EU pilled
Love dat Tales of the Jedi

>Obi-Wan wears robes because he lives in a desert
> Now Robes are the official Star Wars Uniform

So you just gonna ignore the fact that the jedi are based on samurai and monks?

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None of which is in the film.

The fact that Biggs calls Luke a bush pilot, and Han makes fun of him for being a crop duster pilot is all the audience knows of Luke's flying skills. Everything else is to be disrergaged. Especially post OT EU nonsense.

>create a meat toilet race
i see the ratakans were men of infinite taste

And that also doesn't include the time it took between arriving at Bespin, their stay, and all that. There is no official timeline other than the fact that RotJ seems to take place a year later. I guess ESB happened under a year? But that says so little.

That whole period of between when they left Hoth and Luke confronts Vader at first feels like 2 days, but it can really be any number of weeks.

Luke has never flown a spacecraft in his entire life prior to getting that Xwing. Fuck off.

Lewd sluts, you say?

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>None of which is in the film.
It was planned to be in the film before technical and logistical issues forced them to have Luke fly a model of the thing by hand instead of a flying sequence with Luke and friends. Also, Han doesn't make fun of him for being a crop duster pilot. He mockingly asks who's going to fly if he isn't, implying he thinks Luke has 0 flying skills, not even with a crop duster.

>Luke has never flown a spacecraft in his entire life prior to getting that Xwing.
Proofs where? When did he say that it was his first time?

How did they all wind on Ryloth? I guess it was just some experiment planet or something. Either way, imagine being some space trucker and you just dump off obsolete cargo on Ryloth and some clan chief gives you the choice of any of the girls from the village.

The movie never clarifies. Ever. Nothing ever says how long so the best the audience has are blind guesses.

>two twi'leks
youtube.com/watch?v=dV0LD-QAzg0

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I guess Obi-Wan was thinking of someone else when he called him a good pilot, and Biggs was just ‘avin a giggle.

The average joe knows nothing about Kurosawa, eastern culture of all the things which influenced star wars.

So that invalidates the fact that they are based on eastern culture because...?

I'm not saying it does. I'm saying the average joe knows nothing of the many influences for star wars and what effect they had.

Where in ANH does it state Luke has ever left the atmosphere of Tatooine? It's pretty clear to the audience the Millennium falcon is the first spacecraft he's ever boarded at 20~ years old

>Where in ANH does it state Luke has ever left the atmosphere of Tatooine?
>"He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior"
>discussing Anakin's abilities as a space pilot
>"I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself."
>implying Obi-wan would suddenly jump subjects and mention Luke only as a non-space pilot

Which character in Star Wars does Obi Wan mention to that Luke is a good pilot? Han, Leia, Luke, or Vader? Because these are the only main characters he speaks to for the entire film.

Oamn shawtee uba nine uba make Jabba's oingaling boll boing hohohooh

Welcome to Star Wars. They always do that shit.

Do not have sex.

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>Which character in Star Wars does Obi Wan mention to that Luke is a good pilot?
Luke

NOOOOO JABBA!

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The term is Mary Sue, you nigger.

I love how many people got off onto Oola's fate and have never been able to find anything since. Like, it's such a rare thing to ever see in fiction.

Every time I see this picture I always wish there's more to go along with it, and there never is

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>Aayla just got killed off and not turned into a mind-broken sex slave

gayest moment in star wars

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Please tell me the next image is of her having her head torn off by the rancor. Preferably with spinal column still attached.

Slavs
>big pouty lips
>slightly chinked eyes
>strange skin colours
>big fat milkers
>all the women are natural prostitutes
>all the men are ugly incel plumbers or hired muscle for criminal organisations

youtube.com/watch?v=lM7-bg-KhQg
>>Clip has the foot torture droid and Oola's death.
Welp, that's two for the price of one.

They're very clearly green and purple

Based space Jesus

What a beautifully mutt manlet opinion.

i wish niggers were green irl instead of poop colored

>Even Kylo, the most striking new design, can only be described by saying "he's Darth Vader except..."
Kylo's design can be described as "poor man's Revan".

Stop projecting, Jamal Hernandez Bergstein

I mean, he did only fly a T-16 Skyhopper on Tatooine, and it seems like the SW lore is pretty loose on the distinction between airspeeders and starships/starfighters in the sense of their operation, and Luke even blurts out that he could buy his own ship and fly it himself for what Han was charging, of course when we see him in space Han has to school him on the nuances of hyperspace travel and it's clear he's out of his depth at that point.

I LOVE that stupid fucks blindly copypaste this argument. How about you go back to the OT and check what YODA is wearing? GASP...also brown robes, even though he is living alone on a swamp. It's almost as if...Jedi wear robes.

this desu

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You know, even as "lame" as the humans with make-up or prosthetics can be for sci-fi settings, it still always works when you put craft into it. The Sequels went too far and tried to make every single alien decidedly not humanoid, but they're all tans, browns, and greys, and they all look like piles of unremarkable shit. You can't cosplay any non-humans from the Sequels.

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Jesus I just jerked off to buffy the vampire slayer but I guess not all could be lucky as I whos mum had most of the series on video while I had the families old VHS in my room

Underage Twi'lek cute.

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It is a little hard to give a shit in your performance when you spend the second half of the film waiting by a bunker.

Further looking at Taun We, there's no beauty or elegance put into the alien designs. That's something George got very right in the Prequels and Clone Wars.

I believe that can also use them to communicate with each other.
I remember playing a twilek in star wars rpg once and I had a secret sign language with my head tails that only other twilek could understand, I also once used them to dp a prisoner

Just imagine if /tv actually talked about good cinema and not pop culture and ecelebs.

Reddit are a bunch of normalfaggies no doubt about it but you can find intelligent discourse. But /tv is fun.

Yoda wears the same robes. They’re monk robes. Yeah people in the desert also wear robes. Guess what, police wear pants, it is a part of their uniform, but they aren’t the only ones allowed to wear pants. In the real world, lots of diferent groups have worn robes. So what?

Don't like half the tatooine people wear flowy robes because it's a desert? If he's in hiding from the empire why would he wear his Jedi uniform?

faggy and pedopilled

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Don't talk shit about mommy Trinity

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>wear robes
>stand out in a place where nobody wears robes
>go to a place where everyone wears robes
>blend in

Probably the same reason why he kept the "Kenobi" name, also see

>a
>fucking
>leaf

An Ice planet and a Desert planet that could support life would respectively have only the equator(where its the warmest) or the poles(where its the coolest) livable. The other liveable zones could perhaps be geothermal active regions or some sort of cave or valley systems

Are you literally confusing what Obi Wan said about Anakin with Luke? Jesus christ

Hutts are hermaphrodites. They just choose to appear as one of two genders. And sometimes change it if they like to.

>such a lust for poetry
nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The weren't any new "Darth" villains until The Phantom Menace.

To be honest, I prefer it that way. Why whould Vader pick that particular name of have someone else give it to him? It'd felt weird that all the officers refer to him by his full name.

>t. 56%er

She looks like she fucks red men.

Can't blame the poor guy.

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>that original Battlefront 2 campaign with the 501 soldier narrating how much they regretted killing her

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Are you legitimately incapable of reading?

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based Yea Forumsastic crossposter... tuning into the match in just under an hour?

Are you?

Only a retard would think Luke was a great pilot considering he never left Tatooine prior to meeting Han and chewie

You’re an idiot.
Go back to school and learn how to read.

Regret? Fo' real?

Meanwhile the Darkhorse Adaptation had this.

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>nerfing her tits

shit tier

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>You can't cosplay any non-humans from the Sequels.
That's just blatantly wrong

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That's from the prequels, not the sequels

That's some piss-poor summarization.

USEGREENTEXTTOGETYOURPOINTACROSSYOUMASS8VEPIGGLHEADEDFAGGOTGOBACKTOREDDITREEEEEEEGOBACKTOREDDITGOBACKGOBACKGOBACK

That's why there are no Twi'lek in the Sequel Trilogy. Kathleen doesn't want cute female characters in her productions.

>One Rodian bounty hunter
>All Rodians are bounty hunters

>One Trandoshan bounty hunter
>all Trandoshans are bounty hunters

>One corellian smuggler/pirate
>All corellians are smugglers/pirates

>One Hutt crime boss
>All Hutts are crime bosses

>Bothan spies mentioned
>All Bothans are spies

>Random alien ordering a drink
>all aliens of this species are notorious alcoholics addicted to jiri juice

>Bith bandmembers
>All Bith are musically inclined

>One Dianoga in the trash compactor
>Dianogas are vermin that only live in trash dumps

...and that's a good thing.

>>All Rodians are bounty Hunters
hey there was that Dancer in Jabba's palace added along with one of the instrument players, that Rodian Podracer mechanic from EP1.

>>all Trandoshans are bounty hunters
wow slow down champ, there are more than a few that are slavers too

>galaxy brained youtube critics (rlm, mauler, e;r, whatever flavor of the week subnormal ape) only review mindless drivel while acting high and mighty?
Mauler doesn't act high and mighty, he just has the tism.

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Damn, you can see the skin next to the vagina on the blue one!

I posted this.

Astromech droids are very clearly abundant in the original trilogy

>>One Rodian bounty hunter
>>All Rodians are bounty hunters
Wrong
>>One Trandoshan bounty hunter
>>all Trandoshans are bounty hunters
Wrong
>>One corellian smuggler/pirate
>>All corellians are smugglers/pirates
Wrong
>>One Hutt crime boss
>>All Hutts are crime bosses
Right
>>Bothan spies mentioned
>>All Bothans are spies
Wrong
>>Random alien ordering a drink
>>all aliens of this species are notorious alcoholics addicted to jiri juice
Ambiguous
>>Bith bandmembers
>>All Bith are musically inclined
Right afaik
>>One Dianoga in the trash compactor
>>Dianogas are vermin that only live in trash dumps
Right

If you have to reddit space your post has gone on too long and you're full of yourself

Did you faggots forget that Luke wears robes in RotJ? Robes were always the Jedi "uniform" because they're based on Samurai and monks.

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Battlefront 2, the original, handles the clones better than any official media. It implies that the clones had orders for any number of scenarios, including one to kill the chancellor, and they would have executed any of them the same way as they did 66 if they were ordered to within the proper chain of command. It allows the clones to simultaneously murder the jedi whilst also regretting it because at the time they genuinely believed the jedi to be attempting a coup (which was backed up by Windu and co trying to kill the chancellor).

The alternate ending that you get from completing galactic conquest as the republic is that the jedi discover the order that will make the clones execute the chancellor, they use it and basically the entire timeline as we know it never happens as the republic never becomes the empire, the Jedi are never wiped out and the universe is pretty great.

The animated Clone Wars series is pretty good and generally handles the clones quite well but I much prefer Battlefront 2s handling of order 66 to "Hurr they were all brainwashed to respond to that trigger phrase!" which I always found pretty stupid. The clones simply following orders, granted because they are conditioned to, is better imo.

that's right I forgot, they and wookiees hate eachother.

Like Mon Cal and Quarren.

There really needs to be some kind of explanation as to why the benevolent and democratic Republic uses an army of conditioned clone slaves and nobody bats and eye.

lmao at youtube fanboys still seething after half a day has gone by

>t. quinton

>benevolent and democratic Republic
It was a corrupt shithole.

That's how Star Wars ""worldbuilding" has always worked.

THE DEATHSTAR BATTLE

There were R2 droids in all the ships in the original trilogy.

Saving this. I'll post it in some other threads thank you

i don’t even disagree with you but you could easily make your point without being so dismissive of the people you’re arguing with

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Owen Lars had "Jedi" robes in ANH. The intent was clearly for them to be desert wear, in that movie. Yoda and Anakin's robes were in Empire/Jedi AFTER the brainbug had been planted. Lucas changed his mind or tweaked an idea; it happens. It's not a crime, but pretending he didn't is kind of trying too hard.
RLM has jackshit to do with it.

Have sex.

tfw no togruta gf to hunt alien beasts with

The only thing I really seriously wish was not changed in the prequels was the lightsaber thing. If Vader only had his because of his past as a jedi and most sith and even some jedi just didn't have them at all I think that would have been cool. But now everyone has to have one.

No one will notice this post amidst all the tepid shitposting but I literally unironically hated this and thought it was weak and lazy the moment it happened in the 1990s.

Aayla pleasures sexually frustrated padawans.

The EU was canon at the time and showed us that "Darth" and red lightsabers were not invented by Anakin.

>robes
fuck that nigger those aren't obi-wan's ratty ass desert hobo rags
that shit looks more like a space tuxedo than robes

I never touched eu garbage, that was for homos and pedos

The intent was to have the tattooing garb be kind of like what the common peasants wear. The Jedi, being warrior monks who are supposed to eschew possessions and personal property, also wear the equivalent of common peasant garb to outwardly reinforce and communicate that ideal

*ahem*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Jedi should have never been like that in the PT, they should have been like how they were envisioned at in the OT: wandering ronin, samurai of many different styles and castes, each with their own distinct looks, wardrobes, and techniques, roaming the galaxy, sometimes serving as knight-protectors, other times as rogues looking for duels to hone their skills.

I don't give a shit about what jedi were "supposed" to be, I don't give a shit about their monastic order, I don't give a shit about intentions or OT/PT disconnects, all I care about is that jedi in the prequels are FUCKING BORING

holy fucking shit tired ass lifeless drones making my eyes dust over
fucking samuel l jackson acting like a literal wooden plank shuffling about in his shitty walmart bathrobe on a cg backdrop jesus christ turn the fucking dvd off i'd rather watch Star Crash

The Knights of the Old Republic games were part of the EU and those were based as fuck

Clone wars made them mofe interesting but yeah even with nostalgia goggles on the acting in the movies is terrible, except for Sheev and Obi.

*more

I will make an allowance for Sheev, I just can't hate him. He really knew how to give those movies the breath of fresh air they needed.

How many of us here would actually fuck an Alien...I feel like I'd be too afraid of contracting some space STD

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Sequel Trilogy has the most uninspiring creature designs, they're all samey ugly blobs.

>Ahem
youtu.be/z_ZiQIlM31w

Love star wars fan art. Completely ruined now that all the artists put black guy with all the girls. Instant boner killer.

>togruta
>better than anything

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This guy's is the only Sequel alien I liked

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How did Jabba keep rapes under control at his palace? I guess the Gamorrean guards would look out, but I would think they would just join in. Maybe Jabba had staff to take care of abortions and stuff.

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She is canonically a space hoe

>Luke, did you know, that you are a good pilot?

Ok then

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As far as I know, there is no Rule 34 of Slave Leia + Jabba + Vore.

Just putting that out there.

>Boba fett the silent, stoic mandalorian bounty hunter is actually from a planet full of silent, stoic Boba Fetts

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And here's the kicker: He's not actually one of them

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This thread needs less bitching and more sexy Twi'Leks.

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>forest planet
This one is actually believable if it's early enough into a planet's biosphere history
During the early/mid carboniferous pretty much all of earth's landmass was one fuckhuge forest
even the ground was covered with dead trees because micro-organisms hadn't yet evolved to deal with dead tree-matter

>Read some EU for fuck's sake.
I'd rather not

Twi'leks may be my favorite humanoid aliens in all media.

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I don't see any problem here

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congrats on watching cosmos faggot, try not to pretend its a substitute for dropping out of college

Yes, to me, it seems they are seen as more attractive than Humans. I think it's more of an "exoticism" thing. Similar to the real world fascination with Asian women which probably inspired the Twi'lek. Same with the Asari in MAss Effect.

and thats a good thing

GOBLINA GOT BLACKED

Neither Yoda nor ghost Anakin were in A New Hope

That's hot as fuck tbqh

What did filoni mean by that?

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Can't argue with that.

Did I ever tell you about Buboicullaar the frog dog? Did you know that Buboicullaar was a highly trained and emotionless assassin and spy who killed for money? He also twarted an assassination attempt on Jabba the Hutt by eating part of a thermal detonator. He later joined a monastic order and transplanted his brain into a jar to ponder the infinite. He was a good friend.

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Just wear a condom bruh

What are the odds of a space STD being dangerous to humans? Must be astronomical.

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The odds of an alien organism's body fluids being compatible with the inside of your body? Probably the total opposite of what you expect.

breast envy

>Read some EU
Why would I when Disney just made it all glorified fan-fiction?

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Mission is the mission.

My thoughts exactly when ep 7's trailer debut those many wretched years ago. I legitimately thought it was going to be a KOTOR movie, Rey's outfit even looked like something straight out of the game.

as opposed to what, willingly embracing ignorance as if it's something to be proud of?

>First asari introduced in Mass Effect
>Huge boobs are the very first thing you see in focus of this race

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Nice.

oh, so sapient, fur covered lifeforms evolved faster than bacteria?

Honestly user i went and rewatched this shit with the sole purpose of deciding how long luke was on Dagobah and it mustve been atleast 2 months. Han Leia etc fly to cloudcity WITHOUT lightspeed. That in itself mustve taken at least two weeks. Infact i think it couldve been up to 6 months maybe even longer.

>6 months
Way too fucking long lol. No chance the Falcon was just flying around for half a year without running into Imperial ships. If it was that long they also wouldn't look EXACTLY the same as they did in each previous scene.
Even weeks is a stretch.

Rematch the scene. He was talking about Anakin before mentioning to Luke that he heard Luke became a decent pilot

>of course when we see him in space Han has to school him on the nuances of hyperspace travel
That doesn’t mean he can’t fly on his own. It’s like being able to drive a car vs competitive racing or long-term travel.

Based

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>how they were envisioned at in the OT
Having their own order before Vader destroyed them?

Not that guy but they managed to lure imperial ships entirely to the opposite direction. They’d think they’re on the opposite side of the galaxy.

Yes it's almost as if star wars fans are brainlet manbabies only able to form opinions through sweeping generalization

Do sometimes weep when watching Star Wars trailers?

I think we now know where blue milk comes from

Daily reminder that Lucas fell so in love with Darth Talon he wanted to force the Darth Maul game's devs to put her in the game, and wrote her into his sequel trilogy draft

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Maybe he's one of us after all

Also, wtf

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>Men's costume