What'll it be, user? the usual?

what'll it be, user? the usual?

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Someone should shop in a tip jar.

I'll have the regular popcorn with ice

What are you doing here Robert? I thought you slipped on a banana peel and died multiple times.

PRÖÖÖÖÖÖH

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ONE POPCORN WITH ICE COMING THROUGH

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One large popcorn for me with a large coke and a water for my date.

On a diet tonight robert! Just some seed, hold the feed

Hey Bobby-boy. How's the butter tonight

>So user, who's your favourite director?

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I don't pay attention to directors. That's like paying attention to the name of the guy that's responsible for pushing the button to bake the loaf of bread you buy at the supermarket

andrei tarkovsky, he’s pretty obscure, you’ve probably never heard of him

zack snyder, how could you tell?

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Jordan Peele

Hi Robert!
...little slow tonight innit *laughs*

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Robert I saw one of your colleagues nutting in the popcorn again. That weird guy that keeps muttering 'based' all the time. What does that even mean?

the coen brothers, I like their dark comedies haha I bet you'd like them too haha

do not worry my friend, you can already consider him formerly employed

holy shit I just realized the guy from that picture is from breaking bad

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where's the music?

>Big Guy with the stars and you
>Big Guy and a rendez-vous
>Your mask held a message tender
>Saying "I surrender all my planes to you"

every now and again i bitch on /qa/ about how sound still isn't allowed anywhere outside /wsg/ and /gif/

Eriksson!
youtube.com/watch?v=uKUChOwam_M

Listen, Robert. I don't have a wife because she's with you. Now hand over the popcorn so I can get on with my day already.

Robert my man!

Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek

I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!

I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! (Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!)

Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek

Can't forget my theatre anvil!

And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!

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Cringe

based PRÖÖÖÖÖÖH poster

Ah, Robert! Two tickets to a dark slow-burning atmospheric film that has character development, please.

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YO BOBBY! I'll take the finest wiener you got with mustard and relish. Yo btw my girl was asking for your number, I'm gonna put it in my phone so I can text it to her. Oh dude you got snapchat sent you a request.

I'm afraid we're out of .22lr today, is there anything else I can get you?

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no thanks nigger i brought my own snacks

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ROBERT WAIT BE CAREFUL THAT'S A WET FLOOR-

You don't deserve Robot, assfuck.

white
man's
burden

did you guys know they put robert in hearthstone
hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Bartender_Bob

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