CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE!

It takes place in Scotland, British director.

ROME SHOULD BE FOR FUCKING ROMANS!

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We would leave it to someone else, but the rest of the world are a bunch of poor as shit do-nothing bitches

americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechjuliuscaesarantony.html

Brando was a fantastic Antony.

>Centurion
>kino
It's a boring schlog that doesn't know what kind of movie it wants to be.

Romans were black. Get over it.

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP YOU LITTLE

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please stop, I'm roman i-i sswear
call Caesar I've been cucked

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I see you're more of a The Eagle (2011) man.

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GET BACK IN FORMATION MISTER HICKEY

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this movie was kino

>savage hunter-gatherer scots living like it's 80,000 BC met by a Roman Patrician

PULO PLEASE HELP

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the costumes were better in that one, that's for sure.

Just a poor man's Sharpe.

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Look at the fucking state of you, Yea Forums

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I'LL ADMIT I HAVE A REDDIT LOOK TO ME, BUT I'M AS TRUE A POSTER THAN ANY ONE OF YOU

THIRTHEENTH

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Based James Purefoy.

Sean Bean?

Should've died there to be honest, would've been a kino ending.

The movie itself is actually fairly weak, but young Brando is amazing. Possibly the best American actor of all time.

I honestly think this was Roman kino.

British English is too provincial, American English suits mid to late Rome better.

>tfw you're an honorable man

I need to watch this already

This. Pullo and Vorenus dying as comrades surrounded by enemies would have been better than what we got.

For me, Centurion (2010) and The Eagle (2011) make for a good Roman Britain double-feature. Channing Tatum surprised me with how solid he was in the latter film.

NO slaves, Jews, prostitutes, unclean tradesmen, Celts, or freedmen of Germanic descent will be tolerated.

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mega.nz/#F!ygUBGRIY!Vo1b4w6eXG2OIXqVL0i8ZQ

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my man

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What's wrong with this man? Why does he keep saying cunny instead of cunt? It was really distracting, there's time and place for this sort of stuff, writers.

Ray Stevenson a great Blackbeard.

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Is this a show worth watching then? Accurate in any way?

You stand fucking roman.

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user, have you *penetrated* anyone?

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20 whips for the insolent slave

It's a prequel to the Treasure Island book. Worth a watch if you like pirates and general ship stuff, as well as Toby Stephens. All the female characters are annoying though.

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Accurate in a lot of ways. The show is basically ship porn desu

rip rome kino...:
youtube.com/watch?v=ocJqSOU8LnQ
>sub saharan romans
>strong warrior woman who don't need no man
>the Clowning of Derek Jacobi (as Claudius ffs)
>leather

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Did the dumb Haitian prostitute cunt ever get her comeuppance? I was truly sick of the fact no one fucking murdered that dumb cunt.

As a boy!

So the show is called Black Sails, but those are clearly white sails??? How do you people fall for this every time?

>tfw I have the Roman hairline/fringe

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Some black and dark stuff happens in the show.

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>the only Roman kino in the last 50 years was Gladiator and Rome
what did moderns mean by this?

you're the absolute best.

N-no mommy...

There's been more Greek kino than Roman in the last 10 or so years.

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>well ACKTUALLY this is inaccurate because the strongest troops would be on the right and the drift...
Shut up nerd.

Is it weird I've developed an attraction of stupid sexy romans
>ywn be the sex slave of a roman chad
not I, Clavdivs?

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>YOU MUST BE ANGRY WHEN YOURE STRIKING

Gladiator sucks, Rome and Spartacus: Blood and Tits is glorious

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Unless you're a woman, do pic related.

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You sir look like the Piss Boy!

I, Claudius was great even though the books were better. I thought it was older.

Spartacus is zoomer tier garbage.

THIRTEEN

1976 was 200 years ago. That's why they call it the bicentennial.

>Octavian had a sexy mummyfu
>Octavian had incest with his sister

all that was missing on the imperial degeneracy bingo was him giving passive pleasure to an older man and marrying a horse

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Daily reminder

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What of good Solonius?

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I liked it.

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I don't know if it was meant as a twist but I was actually surprised when she expressed genuine belief in the gods in the book. Good writing to make her totally cynical yet still hold those beliefs.

There has never been a good movie about Greece.

Based Sharpe poster

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Clash of the Titans (1981).

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The correct term would be "cunnus". They really missed a trick on historical accuracy there.

>when she whispered under her breath "If only Mootius were here..." and young Caligula asked "Who?"'
Kino.

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>Claudius
Schoolboy error. It was pronounced "Clavdivs."

to bad i already have them all downloaded in a permanent folder on my desktop to provide me quick access to based Sharpe.

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will we ever see a great non-whoreish character in rome kino like Livia again?

I miss great villainesses anons...

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Words fall from mouth like shit from ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U

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>choosing Perseus over Calibos

shit taste

good solonius poster is based and redpilled, true blue rippa legend. Bad solonius poster is a cringe redditor.

6

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>Glaudjus

I think Spartacus is the best Rome movie ever made, even though the first half is far superior to the second.

Words fall from mouth like cock from Julii ass

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I meant - youtube.com/watch?v=P6gwC-EiFw4

>lives through the chaos of the Republic's collapse
>Brainlets: "Dude just bring the Republic back lmao"

yfw you realise Livia really did nothing wrong

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hmm, i was trying to order a dvd of the caesars and somehow managed to sign up for an amazon prime free trial

these guys are sneaky buggers

rent free

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You should have just done what I did, and pirated it.

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Jupitors Cock ..

THANKYOU .. in the Filth shyte .you do bring SUNSHINE .

>You should have listened to me more. You should have. You know that, don't you? I've been right more often than you have, you know. But because I was a woman, you pushed me into the background. Oh, yes...yes, you did. And all I ever wanted was for you and for Rome. Nothing I ever did was for myself. Nothing. Only for you...and for Rome. As a Claudian should. Oh, yes, my dear. I'm a Claudian. I think you are apt to forget that at times. But I never did. No. Never. No.

sum good tier writing right here. Young Livia sequel when

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Have sex

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she's also a bit full of shit there

god i want to suck her floppy milkers

>le every english-language film is american

How to spot a pleb.

>do you think I'm mad?

I adore that despite how batshit insane John Hurt as Caligula was, there was some fleeting moments where he came across as a tragic character
Such an amazing performance

(How does the caesars compare to I claudius and ?)

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user, you're much too old for breastfeeding. Get a wife and knock her up instead.

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John Hurt is kino in everything he was in.

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What was Solonius' endgame

I, Claudius Augustus >>>>> Rome Augustus

>mummy
Its "mommy" you shit brained limey scum. A mummy is an Egyptian monster.

*Scooby-Doo monster

I wish they had Yea Forums in 1976
Imagine the shitposting

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XIII

based brian blessed.

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Fucking Lucretia.

cashing in on his good boy points

go upstairs and put on some lotion

>The idea is preposterous. You set the standard of sanity for the whole world!

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ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

Brilliant I glad ..

Kino .. this was when we did this with white actors

You guys are alright.

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...he looks great there.

He should have played Bobby B in Game of Thrones, he would have been great in that part.

I think more films should use american english for the romans.

What of good Byzantium?

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>2019
>still no Elagabalus biopic

weird

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Based Sharpe user

By grace of /roma/, for 12 moons hence, thou art Tribune of PLEBS.

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Based and Cornwellpilled

It starts alright and becomes really good in later seasons.

my classics professor said the series is fairly accurate as far as clothing, houses, etc are concerned.

Based Cornwell.

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GO BACK TO GAUL

I'm a zoomer who only watched this series once like 10 years after it was a thing and can recite like every line from it because of Yea Forums lmao

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PULLO HELP ME FIND MY WIFES SON

These are my children, redeemed from slavery. The eldest has been prostituted, the boy is my wife's child by another man. You will treat them with respect and dignity or I will know the reason why.

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Where's your head at?

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>arena announcer winces and calls out "OOOOOH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"
>crowd goes wild and chants S-P-Q-R, S-P-Q-R, S-P-Q-R
Truly kino.

M-mater

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>Get a wife and knock her up instead.
What if iyou marry your mom a knock her up instead?

>Bush
Based

Were Romans really racist against people that weren't Mediterranean but still Roman citizens?

But I only want you, Mommy. All I e EVER wanted was you.

>Were Romans really racist against people that weren't Mediterranean

I doubt it.

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>racist
That term didnt exist until the 1800s.

Why is she wearing gloves to touch foam?

Because she was handling very old museum pieces before hand.

youtube.com/watch?v=uIFpeBwfvbc

No; they just enslaved them.

Purefoy was better.

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