Now look, past a certain age, a man who's a kissless virgin can be a bad thing

now look, past a certain age, a man who's a kissless virgin can be a bad thing.

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past a certain age a man whose only ever hugged his sister and whose sister now avoids all physical contact with him is a bad thing

Did you feel her up at some point?

I like that bullhead guy from youtube,who talks his ass off about lefttards

now look, past a certain age, sneedposting can be a good thing

yes but she couldnt tell

True fucking story.

I'm still a virgin at 28 and for years I've been more terrified of the fact that I do not know how to kiss a woman than how to fuck one.

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>not being yourself

That's nice and all, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I have no idea what to do once I put my tongue in her mouth.

GET A HOOKER BRO. trust me

i had the luxury of fucking an equally experienced girl when i was 18-20, crucial experience that u need in order to not embarrass yourself with a newer woman

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google it

and that age?
>16

>tfw 34

I'm literally going to become Steve Carell's character. Just fucking kill me.

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listen to this guy
my old roommate was 33 and still a virgin and collected all these action figures and was a huge fucking failure, so I told him he should hire an escort to pop his cherry.

So this fucking guy actually gets one (I thought he was too much of a beta to actually do it) and she was gorgeous, she looked EXACTLY like Taylor Swift with red hair, and it went so well for him they ended up going out, like dates, she was into him unconditionally, and they got married. The craziest fucking shit.

You got to get out of you comfort bubble and take chances, you build up walls in your mind that you will never kiss a girl or you will never lose your virginity, and you get so scared you never TRY. Go for it, dude.

bluepilled, you will never have true love

Hard to find something that doesn't exist.

Past a certain age, a woman who has never had a child IS an agent of evil.

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Literally, and I mean this without a shred of irony - have sex.

Practice on your hand. It’s quite easy.

Just make light sweeping motions with your tongue and let her do the same

Just imitate what she does.

Did this really happen, Yea Forumsros?

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Hookers that look like Taylor Swift are expensive. It's improbable that a virgin wants to spend a large amount of money in a hooker in his first time. Besides that she fell in love with him. So I'd say no.

Serious answers, who actually gets girls like this?

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Chads