Peter...
Peter
I think he was Italian grandpa
Peter... the flightplan only included... one of the captured men that worked for the mercenary
Griffin
They really did a number on Raimi's vision in this recent Producer's cut
Tell that bitch, May, i left the life insurance money to the Grand Wizard
You know, Peter, witth great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "The White Man's Burden".Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility to discipline the servant.
Legit made me cry on a recent re-watching
Poor uncle ben :(
>"What's the matter with you? You could have stopped the planes"
>"I missed the part where those kikes were my problem"
Pizza time.
I'm not paying for those
it was very irresponsible for Peter to not to do his job properly.
>Parker...
>hey, buddy, do you mind? I'm trying to have my last words with my nephew here...
Do you think he did it, cause he wanted to use N word?
HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA
did newest parker even know his uncle? it seems like tony replaced him completely
Why are the new movies so soulless compared to this
Sam Raimi + the guy who wrote Jurassic Park vs. Music video guy who did that shit-fest 500 Days of Summer + some assholes and Literally Who Director of Nothing + some overpaid Disney jews.
Literally the closest thing we even get to an allusion of Uncle Ben is the "B.F.P." initials on Peter's case in Far From Home
*wrote the screenplay for Jurassic Park I apologize