Peter

Peter...

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I think he was Italian grandpa

Peter... the flightplan only included... one of the captured men that worked for the mercenary

Griffin

They really did a number on Raimi's vision in this recent Producer's cut

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Tell that bitch, May, i left the life insurance money to the Grand Wizard

You know, Peter, witth great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "The White Man's Burden".Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility to discipline the servant.

Legit made me cry on a recent re-watching

Poor uncle ben :(

>"What's the matter with you? You could have stopped the planes"
>"I missed the part where those kikes were my problem"

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Pizza time.

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I'm not paying for those

it was very irresponsible for Peter to not to do his job properly.

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>Parker...

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>hey, buddy, do you mind? I'm trying to have my last words with my nephew here...

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Do you think he did it, cause he wanted to use N word?

HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

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did newest parker even know his uncle? it seems like tony replaced him completely

Why are the new movies so soulless compared to this

Sam Raimi + the guy who wrote Jurassic Park vs. Music video guy who did that shit-fest 500 Days of Summer + some assholes and Literally Who Director of Nothing + some overpaid Disney jews.

Literally the closest thing we even get to an allusion of Uncle Ben is the "B.F.P." initials on Peter's case in Far From Home

*wrote the screenplay for Jurassic Park I apologize