Wait, I was supposed to 'hate' this guy?

He was literally just a Yea Forums incel. I've never felt so sorry for a villain in my life. Make the average user emperor and you would get the exact same behaviour.

fucking kek

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have sex

Commodus you autistic little shit have sex. NOT WITH YOUR SISTER!

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He was a horrible person. He tried to feed people to the lions and even chucked things at them to get them angry.

How was this any worse than any other tyrant in history?

he killed his father

>You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, father. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not on the battlefield, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to my family and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your son.

>I search the faces of the gods... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?

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i mean.... you realize the adjective 'tyrannical' is used negatively, right?

>kills his dad within the first few scenes

rope yourself OP

Other tyrants didn't walk around flaunting their french sandals and german chariots.

Why would I feel sorry for maniacal incels?

...

And?

That fucking moron was going to destroy their family. Commodo Dragon did nothing wrong.

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Literally the first test to adulthood, he was based.

no.

DELET

t. child that didn't kill his father.

>Make the average user emperor and you would get the exact same behaviour.

That is also why he gets bullied to death by an ultra-chad.

If you don't hate him, you're a dirty right winger.

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he even commits 'suicide by bully'

Good thing that traitor is dead

Yes.

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Yes, I'm happy for him that he won't witness the final death of the "American Conservative".

>As I read the list, I knew I had none of them.
If this statement is taken at face value, you could argue he had humility. At least he knew he was a piece of a shit.

Oliver Reed and Richard Harris kino.

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you feel sorry for Yea Forums incels?

I'm filled to the brim with self-pity.

I love all my children

t. God

Gladiator and Master and Commander is a great Russell Crowe double-feature.

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>son of a superchad emperor
>sort of a chad himself, albeit angsty and insecure due to daddy issues
>became emperor of fucking Rome
>fails to achieve victory even though he's playing on very easy mode throughout

there are levels of pathetic that one should not and could not empathize with

sneedus chuckus

After the Maximus ex Machina in the Colosseum his reputation was tarnished

He should've killed him half-way through his ebin speech rather than giving him ten hours to deliver it

He acts like a petty manchild and has the incestual tendencies in order to serve as a good villain for a popcorn flick, while simultaneously being nuanced enough to be able to carry a film as insubstantial as Gladiator.

Incel....excel!
How did I not realize that before?

What movie is this? Who is this king?

What a pretentious fag

t. """Progressive""" shill

I like Gladiator, but it's definitely a dumb popcorn flick. A Commodus biopic with Joaquin Phoenix as the lead would have been kino though.

>I like Gladiator, but it's definitely a dumb popcorn flick.
Finally, there’s very little substance to gladiator when you think about it, it’s pleb bait because it has amazing performances and set designs etc. GREAT blockbuster but hardly an historical epic
Kingdom of Heaven(Roadshow directors cut obviously) is 10 times better albeit an entirely different historical era and 100 years from now will still be talked about in the same breath as Ben Hur and Lawrence of Arabia while Gladiator is ranked alongside movies such as Troy

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>Wait, I was supposed to 'hate' this guy?
>He was literally just a Yea Forums incel.
in a Roman analogy, Yea Forums is Maximus or Spartacus, not Commodus

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