AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS
AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS
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Good stuff
Pretzel recipe:
Ingredients
For the dough
500g/1lb 2oz strong white flour
10g salt
7g/¼oz fast-action yeast
40g/1½oz butter, softened
1 tbsp malt extract
280ml/9½fl oz milk
2 oranges, zest only
50g/1¾oz poppy seeds
oil, for greasing
21g/¾oz bicarbonate of soda
To finish
20g/¾oz rock salt
50g/1¾oz sesame seeds
3 oranges, juice of 3, zest of 1 cut into thin slithers
125g/4½oz sugar
I call them Whitey Whackers.
HERE COMES THE FEED AND SEED
AND HERE COME THE TOMACCOS
What makes the flour strong?
Cringe
This is actually loosely based on the 1974 Cleveland Indians 10 cent beer night. People got so drunk that they literally stormed the field, threw bottles at players of both teams and then proceeded to steal all the bases and destroy half the stadium. They eventually funneled out into the streets and smashed and overturned dozens of cars before the Cleveland riot police showed up and finally dispersed them
And what's the PH of bicarbonate of soda?
Being white
Formerly cringe, now based.
the seeds
AND HERE SNEED THE CHUCKLES
cryptosneedposting is still sneedposting get fucked cuckos
here comes the feed
Oh that's just superstition
Sneed
AND HERE COME THE SNEEDPOSTS