Are you ready for the most kino event since the 1969 moon landing? This will be on TV, so let’s discuss what it will be like to watch this on TV. Anyone else love watching TV?
>ALL MEN 5’8” AND UNDER ARE INVITED TO MARCH ON WASHINGTON D.C., ALONGSIDE CHRIS “THE BAGEL BOSS” MORGAN, ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 4TH 2019. >WE WILL NO LONGER BE SILENCED >People of Size (PoS) who identify as allies are invited to participate; however, we ask that you be respectful and not take away the spotlight from the manlets present.
>all men under 5’8 >implying men that are 5’9, 5’10 and 5’11 aren’t manlets If you’re not at least 6’0, 182.66 cm you are a manlet.
Adrian Sanders
Unlike the moon landings this will be real though
Henry Lee
What's this supposed to prove to anyone? Shallow bitches on the internet are still gonna talk down about short guys just how men talk down about fat chicks and flat as a board girls.
Parker Cruz
>ALL MEN 5’8” AND UNDER
Lol nice try 5'9 user
Jacob Hall
>we ask that you be respectful and not take away the spotlight from the manlets present.
Lmao it's only going to make manlets look more pathetic and feminine
Colton Phillips
>“THE BAGEL BOSS” you can't call yourself "the bagel boss" just because you got famous at a Bagel Boss. he has nothing to do with bagels. He should be the Midget Mayor or the Shortguy Sheriff or something
Dwarf Duke Lord of Lilliput Homunculus..... Hortator
Owen Perez
What kind of fucking weird dimension am I living in?
Caleb Nguyen
5'11" is still approved by people. Lucky for me honestly because I just made it. I mean everyone these days still will obviously look for 6 and above, and most of these bitches actually expect you to be 6'2", but I'm not cursed.
Chase Gomez
MANLETS RISE UP
Brody Carter
BASED
as a totally acceptable and normal 5'9" I support you brother
I don’t know what’s more lol the angry dwarf or your over the top bitching about him I guess what I’m saying is have sex and dilate
Xavier Richardson
>all men under 5'8" lol i'm 5'9" myself and i'm definitely a manlet, stop being delusional
Leo Perez
The Little Lieutenant Boy-sized Baron Vertically-challenged Viceroy
Nicholas Cox
I'm 5'11 and bitches hit me up every single fucking day on tinder.
Samuel Garcia
Lies. This board is 18+ and there's no way you made it to 18 without suicide.
Austin Morales
Source?
Brayden Hughes
COPE
Jacob Scott
SHORT MEN BUILT ATLANTIS
Mason Martin
Bet warwicks a little fuming
Landon Parker
It's actually true though. I already admitted that it's not optimal in other people's opinions, but the statement I made is true.
Isaac Brooks
>ALL MEN 5’8” AND UNDER ARE INVITED TO MARCH ON WASHINGTON D.C., ALONGSIDE CHRIS “THE BAGEL BOSS” MORGAN, ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 4TH 2019 WITH ALL AVAILABLE ARMS AND EXPLOSIVE MATERIALS >WE WILL NO LONGER BE SILENCED >ALL MALES 5'10"-5'11" WILL BE ALLOWED TO LIVE AS LEG AMPUTEES IF THEY RESPECT THE MANLET WORKERS PARTY AND ITS AUTHORITY >ALL MALES ABOVE 6' WILL BE GIVEN LETHAL INJECTIONS FOR THE CONTINUED HARMONY OF THE MANLET STATES OF AMERICA
Zachary Lewis
the Shortstack Pimpernel
Daniel Brown
ALL MALES 5'10"-5'11" WILL BE ALLOWED TO LIVE AS LEG AMPUTEES
Post the warwick fiction
Nathaniel Morris
Fun sized Fuhrer
Austin Hernandez
What is your take on the extended edition? 50 minutes of pure chriskino imo
Stalin was 6' but made an effort to not mog on his comrades.
Anthony Foster
>tfw either 5 10 or 5 11 and too scared to check >don't trust others to accurately do it either because they'll round it How do I accurately measure myself anyway?
Jaxson Bennett
Alexander The Great was reportedly only 5 feet tall.
Austin Hernandez
how is it famous to play himself
Landon Adams
>crowd gets rowdy >police show up >set up barriers to keep contained >everyone just walks right under them
The standardized US doorframe is 6'1. If you aren't bumping your head, you're literally subhuman.
Sebastian Jackson
>but made an effort to not mog on his comrades. Stalin was notoriously insecure, and hated being shown up.
Robert Sanchez
Yea man he’s right, I’m 5’10 and would love to be 6’1 but I’m good looking and know how to talk to people so I get laid. I didn’t even know my height was a problem until I noticed people bitching about it on Yea Forums. I’m assuming it’s ugly people and short people larping as bully boys bc they can’t get laid
Jonathan Miller
IDEAS ARE BULLETPROOF
Anthony Young
>tfw 5'11 Mexican It's nice to be a large fish in a small pond.
Matthew Evans
>average height of a white male in the US is 5'10" >average height of a black male in the US is 5'10" wtf? Where did the "black men are tall" meme come about?
I am 5'11" and am taller than almost everybody I come across, living in America. Where is this magical land where every guy is 6'2"? If no woman wanted a man below 6', why are there so many people who don't even come close to that height?
Aaron Cox
first they come for 9/11 and holocaust videos next comes moon landing deniers and also space deniers and eventually tienamen square suddenly never happened
