/lig/ Love Island General

where's 190

TIDAL = curtis

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The annual 'n-no the show isn't just black blokes banging white women, it's deeper than that' /lig/ cope has already fallen in 2019. See you next year!

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Maura's legs wrapped around your face, or Your face buried in Ambers chebs?

chebs

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breh...

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maura's legs obv

Lads I fucking hate two and a half men

so everyone knows the next recoupling Curtis chooses the bong and Maura goes home right

>HOLY FUCK HES GOING IN THE VILLA

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But for me it's Amber's arse

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men men men manly men men men meennnnnnn

WTF, I have jungle fever now?!?!

how come all these islanders claim to be top shaggers but none of them have shagged each other after weeks?

>iseeyouarealsoamanoftaste.jpg

Tommy shagged Molly

dood uber eats lmao

Francesca is straight up ugly

>gf away with ehr friend to Liverpool
>finally get to enjoy /lig/ on my PC with the lads

She'll probably find a better black bull than me but nevermind. Least I get to post on my PC.

HERE WE GO

based semen succubus

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Made a solid six weeks of lifting progress. When should I start to see significant gains?

bring back are Lucie

1) cameras everywhere
2) it's fake as fuck anyway

AMBERS CHEBS SHE LOVES BWC SHE WANTED GEORGE BUT HE HAD NO TATS

NUCLEAR KINO TONIGHT LADS

All those girls are pulling shocked faces cause Anton gives his number to some Spanish girl when they buy the groceries.
A joke for the lads gets turned into that shock because this show is shite and there's been no actual drama

What do all you lads do for a living?

itv secretly decided not to show sex so no one suicides after

Postman

tesco

You'll notice some difference in the coming weeks if you're eating enough

Semi pro footballer

The state of Belle

Nonce hunter

obviously neet

how do become posty?

Francesca is more Curtis type. Maura the Slag needs to suck off

Solicitor

Building Materials (Jewson)

HATE the Irish accent fucking well annoying

>lovely young lady

>how do become posty?

Work at Tesco as a delivery driver and apply for Postman because it's pretty much the same job.

weighbridge operator on a quarry

/NEET/

Postie must be comfy as fuck in summer

This, so much THIS

COP ON TA YERSELF

law student living with my mother

Amy on support

3-5 months

happy friday /lig/lets

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Data Analyst for a bank

francesca is gorgeous like

What's with all the American accent patter recently?

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>Postie must be comfy as fuck in summer

Not when temperatures are like 25ºC and you're using a van with no air con.

absolutely not

>becomes a postman
>kids start throwing snowballs at you in the winter

Ah yes

1.5 months until the Bake-off lads!

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Underrated girl. She also has a great personality. Really cute.

air-freight (AOG)

Anglos mocking yanks is a national sport

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>become a window cleaner
>watch milfs big chebs in the shower

Yeah I’m thinking I’m back

SAS (Super army soldier)

Maura is all mouth

havnt left my house is 5 days , havnet spoken to another person in 6 days (over the phone) ,

why are you lot not watching with your gf?

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maura's retard laugh is so cute brehs...

>Ovie being autistic
CUTE!

She’s on love island. Got the best chebs arse combo. Only dates white guys

sell ket to 15 yr olds

Potential Ovie + Amber relationship?

she doesnt date full blacks

why is Ovie so based?

Ovie is cringier than Marvin, but got that bbc

I am. Strategically positioned so she can't see my phone screen. She thinks I just grudgingly tolerate Love Island and just prat about on my phone, not realising that I'm actually frantically chebposting

fuck off discount nonce

Ovie is based though

Split up with her 10 months ago

Was supposed to be going on a date tonight but things fell through

She friendzoned him. She doesn’t like black guys

Tea audit lads

Postman em

do you always ring twice

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Francesca is the type of woman i'd marry

non nonce tea audit here

>Ovie is based

Twitter tier opinion. You’d fit in well with the mulatto hordes

Probably wouldn’t look that big because he’s 7 foot

Process for me is:
Knock and wait 10 seconds
semi write a card out then knock again
Write the card out and post it through the door

joanna's a boring bitch

Kapsalon

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speak bare truths ma g

Ham eggs and chips but my chips were shit so didn't enjoy as much.

Lads, what are your thoughts on Amber saying she’d snog George because he’s fit and the fact that she friendzoned Ovie?

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I'm watching it at work. Plus I think she'd impede my shitposting

Human Trafficker

Have to disagree bruvs.
The producers just don't broadcast enough of her.

when will we have brands posting in /lig/ like they do on twitter?

that cool and all but
do you enjoy your work mon

too serious for Michael. Fit af tho so I'd stick it out for the sex if I were him

You’d marry her though. Beautiful but not a nutcase like the rest of them. Yeah she might be a bit dry but you can’t have everything

every woman loves a fascist

Accountant

2 sirloin steaks reduced to clear from Asda

corrrr could do with a thatchers

Arch mage

Koppaberg strawberry and lime is far superior.

Yea Forums is the last redoubt of nonastroturfed discussion

Is it worth stayin with a bird if she’s almost everything you want and really fit and good sex but she’s a bit insecure and questions what you do a lot and that (like asking why I’m on WhatsApp for example)

contrary to popular belief girls in our country at least aren’t keen on dark skin lads even if they are muscle bound and full of confidence they struggle more than white or light skin lads

primark shop floor

This post brought to you by Thatchers

Nonce hunter

Every girl is insecure

Yeah I do. I love finishing at 1:30pm

too sweet mate sorry!!!!

Ovie is so fucking cringe

A CUTE

yeah dump her instantly it’s really fun having no one to shag and spend time with all your mates will always be available when you’re out of your relationship hahaha x

"comedian"

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>it's time to play
Literal robot

CUUUUTE

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>Disney shills on Yea Forums
>Corvus Belli and Games Workshop shills on /tg/
>Alphabet agencies on /pol/

This enclave is compromised pal

I hear that Inter Milan shills on Yea Forums

Wow, Ovie really lost his mind when Anna cucked him. Compare him now to how he was in Casa

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Fuck off Molly who the fuck do you think you are you flabby chinned skin cunt

Don't forget Monster taking over /fit/

google.com/maps/place/39°37'23.4"N 3°14'59.0"E/@39.623174,3.2475403,601m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d39.623174!4d3.249729?hl=en-GB
Here we are then

Primark

Work at co-op fucking hate it

Why did you have to mention Thatchers? It's hot as fuck here, the fridge is empty and I'm spitting feathers. I'd give anything for the cool, crisp refreshing taste of a Thatchers right now

I noticed that. Seemed like the true bull kind of guy who'd take your woman but now he's turned into an autistic guy

/lig/ remains pure
just gotta say nigger every now and again to keep the suits out

hahaha she was shitting herself when maura first rocked up

Fuck me lads Amber has the perfect body and she’s only getting thicker

I am

baste

FUCKING VIRUS

nah, the producers edited Ovie as a stereotypical blackman you know cool, calm collected

Making ppl be like wtf Anna

Now ppl see why Anna binned him ini

have a word with them about those tranny adverts lad

shame she's a human rhinoceros

Anna makes me so fucking angry, just her face gets me vexxed, I need to calm down.

I heard they drink Thatchers in the villa?
Must be nice to enjoy poolside watching the sunset with new bae and cold taste of home lol

Why not pop to your local convenience store in an ad break? They'll have some in the fridge at a great price!

/lig/ is one of the last refuges of young western masculinity. Like an autist e-pub

young lady

Missed last nights thread, I laughed so hard when Michael was talking about his fucking afro samurai tattoo

what a fucking weeb

>bringing up kids

Daily reminder that George and Ovie embody this image and were too much for the beta women in the villa so are suffering in isolation, exile and separation as a result of these bird brain thots

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Nips alert!

Hahahahaha anyone see that uber eats advert? Funny stuff. Mad thing is it’s actually a better service and more reliable than deliveroo as well.

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Lads, imagine pounding amber’s arse and then spunking on her chebs

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>talking about what our kids would look like

does anyone else get weirded out when this happens

George should’ve cracked on with her, dunno why he didn’t since he said fancies her, Anna, and Samira. He could’ve stayed in and Ovie wouldn’t have cried. Win-win situation for everyone

was maura wearing a bra

Molly would’ve been a bitch ting to other girls in school

Molly is good looking enough to be a bully but ugly enough to have huge insecurities

Man has her read like a sign

And then a cheeky Toby Carvery

nigger

The designs are being completed

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no bra maura

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The cricket

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>things that never happened

AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I could go for a cheeky Toby right now

What’s your post code lad might be local

>welcome to chicken town
>plays the Godfather theme
Pick a fucking film and go with it you twats

FUCK ME THIS EPISODE’S DEAD

Come on England

Belgium, I just know it because of the /trans/ memes

could tell this episode was going to be boring from last nights "tomorrow night" preview

Top top product is sudocreme. It’s multipurpose as well so it’s always worth buying one just so you can have it knocking around the house.

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don't worry user, they'll be some manufactured drama when anton gives a spanish checkout girl his number as a joke and the girls find out.
Belle will be furious xD!!

based
fuck uber eats. tried it once and the fucker just spilt the shit everywhere. emailed them and they did fuck all. 4 quid delivery for that shite, then it asks for a tip, cheeky cuntsq

No. The thought of having a huge family one day is literally the only thing keeping me wageslaving

blessed trips

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Not original tobylad but I'm LS23

>>welcome to chicken town
What movie is that?

That's a nasty list of side effects

Who Yea Forums here?

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goodfellas

If you use this you're probably a nonce

Chicken Run

Kiss him!

today I found out this lad who works in the warehouse watches this shit so I called him a faggot

human centipede

Olay me fucking bellend

Send in this gigachad for Amber

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Schindler's List

the room

cheep cheep cheep

fucking manlet

The bloody cops are bloody keen
To bloody keep it bloody clean
The bloody chief's a bloody swine
Who bloody draws a bloody line
At bloody fun and bloody games
The bloody kids he bloody blames
Are nowehere to be bloody found
Anywhere in chicken town
The bloody scene is bloody sad
The bloody news is bloody bad
The bloody weed is bloody turf
The bloody speed is bloody surf
The bloody folks are bloody daft
Don't make me bloody laugh
It bloody hurts to look around
Everywhere in chicken town
The bloody train is bloody late
You bloody wait you bloody wait
You're bloody lost and bloody found
Stuck in fucking chicken town

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What will be his reaction?

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>never been shopping in my entire life

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>>ovie only contestant ever who is worried about sun damage
wtf lads

Curtis is either a bender or a nonce

>the Virgin "mans got a text"
>the Chad " MESSAGE!"

He looks much more comfortable with her
Does she have a dick?

based JCC poster

How does that even happen

Who la3 here?

gf just sent me this lads

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Based anticonsumerist turbo neet

He's both, he's a noncey bender who has to pretend he's into lovely young ladies instead of lovely young boys.

He's the Crazy World of Arthur Brown

get Curtis off tv

Hopefully

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>Planet earth by duran duran playing in the background
>Danny and Tamer kick down the villa doors holding 9mm Beretta's
>"ANTON YOU FARKIN JOCK CUNT"
>THIS IS PLANET EARTH BA BA BA BA BA BA BA

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maura is more intimidating she’s just a bit goofy

Francesca

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this is TV

Tommy with the top banter

this is why everyone hates the English tho

He's a shrub rocketeer

how can he not have been shopping before? starting to believe he’s a genuine spastic

Tommy just robs his food YEET

fucking kek at Tommy's accent talking to the locals

how much for a foot worship session with amber?

A small bean regarder

why are you watching these subhumans? how trivial is your life to be spending time spectating this trashy shite?

state of the UK

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I hope Tommy gets his own reality tv show after this

get some bog roll

CHADTON

The bird at the checkout wasn't even fit lmao

Looked like a complete window licker

Someone cap that amber ass

Hotter than the old fella

>Every single season of love island literally only the men are ever capable of just having a laugh with the other guys

Marvin 2

Nerds rise up

a genuine window licker could probably outfox the majority of these lot

Alright virgin

A chimney bottler

Amber confirmed for LOTRchad

Chris’ chat ain’t on form today

30mg of diazepam down the hatch

BALTIMORA

Just 4 the patter innit

Pigs can swim indeed

Amber has some trivia hiding in those Chebs

He will for sure

BASED amber is a lotr woman

This Chris bloke is a proper melt

It's masseur ya spanner

whatever helps lad chin up

30mg hardly does anything

whos ambers fave lotr character?

God I want to marathon LotR with Amber

Is Maura "attracted" to Curtis for the viewer votes? The man is thoroughly pathetic

Amy on methadone

Curtis is turning into dadbod Chadtis

Magaluf=Chav
Ibiza=Deano

gimli

have fun fella

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>maura's feet

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BASED SOLES SHOT
THANK YOU CAMERAMAN

Francesca is a minger

already had 10 earlier and dont want to waste them just for a few hours of comfiness

Qué hace una mosca encarcelada
en un soneto de Petrarca?

I gotta say Curtis is a chad

amy found in ditch

Yeah, smells like forced bullshit

the editors are based af

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Boromir ;)

POST MAURA'S FEET
NOWWWWW

ew

based African Ovie

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Careful, last time I had some I got triplejacked over a steeple hammer and ended up on the jessop jessop jessop

doing ass-to-ass for money

Lads why did Tommy pick Molly Mae over Lucy? I don't understand

fairs

Idk why Valium has such a bad name 2bh

or Maura

are you a bit slow in the head user?

>ywn marathon lotr in bed with amber while it’s dark and raining outside while drinking a brew

What’s the fucking point honestly

GET ANNA OUT
GET ANNA OUT
GET ANNA OUT

>sea food

no thanks lads, fucking hell just do a steak

Sneed

Tommy’s been in the gym all his life
BIG JOHN FURY keeping him locked

Maura's desperate, OTT and cringe. Tom was our guy

what did she think of the hobbit though

A nice can of crisp cool Thatchers each sounds divine

Isildur

MM hasn't done anything interesting since the Maura saga

Gormenghast is better than LOTR

Rather some turkey dinosaurs and frozen chips would ya? fucking man child

Good morning mr thacther

How can ITV2 have such annoying adverts between Love Island

give it to me straight, like pear cider that's made from 100% pears

based big brother boomer

Shagrat

amber stans radagast the brown

He realized that women on the outside would find her less threatening than Lucie/Maura = more chance of winning the 50k

Tolkien is a meme

Really hope based Roger beats Djickhead on Sunday

kek definte winner

ow it shud be. His mother’ll cook his tea. His a growin lad

I agree unironically

>look at me I’m different!

Pathetic, no better than the tripnonce

WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS ....

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Same mate

fucking hell, how fucking retarded are these ads. is this normal for british tv? or is it just because the average viewer of this show are brainlet neets and women?
german here btw

Whats ambers tax policy?

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What is Tommy's tax policy?

>Zoomers will never know what it was like to see George Galloway go nuclear on Michael Barrymore for hoarding ciggies

Pathetic.

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some real thickos knocking about this year tommy is definitely special needs and listening to that chris talk to amber before was painful

such a little inglander

What food can you cook that's your speciality?

For me, it's chicken and egg fried rice

I’m literally in love with amber lads

so are they normally cooked for then?

BURGAH

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>tfw dad looks just like Barrymore
A grim glimpse at my future

target demographic is 16-25 yr old women usually of a less educated background

Heard Barrymore is on his way back, he's got a new sitcom commissioned. It's called Only Pools and Corpses

>its a they have to be in a box all day episode

love island should have tasks desu

Yeah they have a buffet and hairdressers and cleaners and stylists etc

chicken chorizo rice and onion with peri peri sauce

How much are the producers offering Maura if she pulls Curtis?

lowbrow af mate .... still watching tho without /lig/ i'd probably drop it

fucking hell roy chubby brown is in lig

She's working hard isn't she

GUYS WAIT TIL EVERYONE FINDS OUT ANTON WAS CHEATING WITH CHECKOUT GIRL

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they’ll probably start doing it when it starts dying out. I’m expecting fags by 2021

British tv is a highly concentrated blue pill enema. It's incredibly uncomfortable to anyone who's so much as encountered the red pill. It's turbo normie feed.

Unlike Thatchers, which is appropriate for adults on any position of the political spectrum.

Nothing happened

lucky fuckers, i suppose that's what it's like having a wife

Molly now tells everyone little big mouth

ruh roh

Anton literally throat fucked the shoopkeeper

MY FUCKING GOD. WHY CAN'T MOLLY KEEP HER FUCKING GOB SHUIT

You now remember Callum

At least you'll have a good few years hosting a rather based game show that still has re-runs on challenge.

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BASED JORDAN

Fuck sake, who even give two fucks. Anna is the worst

lmao this is so fake

big jon wouldn’t approve of this grassing

>give a little bit of banter
>girls take it too seriously
evry time
this better not fuck over /ourguy/

>I won't tell anyone

>Girls making a massive deal around banter
What a bunch of hags

jailer, take Anton to the Tower of London for his crimes against womankind

cos she's a gob-lin

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you now remember shareef

honestly think francesca is really good looking

No one knows you as a basketball player Ovie

not even minutes later lmao molly

>I’m not a basketball player babes

Ovie just wants to be on /lig/

tommy best give molly a slap for this. literally seconds after saying she wouldn't grass she does

CUNT PUNT
U
N
T

P
U
N
T

how much is a pro basketball player in the uk making?
more than me? im cracking 50 k

She’ll be a dog in five years

ROCK THE CASBAH
ROCK THE CASBAH

Joanna is so fucking tiring to listen to

she's a dog now

first molly tells everyone about lucy
then she tells all the slags about anton

TOMMY STOP TELLING THIS THOT THINGS YOU DUMB PIKEY RETARD

>PLEASE SETTLE DOWN WITH ME

they make between 80 and 800k in germany, so probably yes

what is with franchesca shills in this thread? can we stop pretending she's not ugly?

>in b4 it turns out producers are trying to provoke the wrath of Tamer Hassan for more drama

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18k and a sports direct discount card

fuck off

What job have you got mate

Fuck off Anna

Anna can actually fuck right off
God I HATE women

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Tell her to fuck off jordan

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FUCK Anna

Seriously I cannot stand Anna. She and Molly are the biggest gobshits ever

>Anna inserting herself into drama for no fucking reason
Jesus Christ what could a guy possibly see in her

most people here are saying shes ugly af

it's just Anna mate, she needs the fucking BOOT

Pick up penguins at Bristol Zoo la

>I ATE ALL MY DINNER EVERYONE
Maura is such a retard

>absolutely fantastic
>full plate
lmfao

Anna is such a fucking annoying bitch oh my jesus

can anna just fucking die already

>Anton betrayed.
Worst timeline.

Yeah well Anna you lard arse cunt if you didn’t tell Maura what Tom said about her when Jordan told you, maybe he’d trust you

But you mugged yourself off there you fat cunt

>anna grassed up jordan after tom confided in him before
>hurr why don't you trust me
vile woman

Tantrum looms

Jordan x Amber happening?

Can you get me a job mate

wtf anton eats carbs

I wouldn't trust none of those lads at fucking all

>that was the end of the episode
I want my hour back

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All the womyn are shit this year

Rid of them all

Utter utter cunts

>no Sunday preview

We’re in the boring timeline now lads

goddammit tommy you fucking gypsy retard

Drop loads of nazi hints in your CV and I'l see what I can do my boy

Wow another shitty cliffhanger

you can always tell next will be shit if the next show preview has fuck all in it

Storm in a tea-cup incoming

have a good weekend lads (retards)

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Jordan is bro

>waah if you dont tell me this miniscule thing that happened when you went shopping then you obviously dont trust me and youre not who i thought you are
>proceeds to blow the miniscule thing out of proportion
i know anna is a thick as shit coalburning schlag but christ what a joke

wait did it finish?

IS there anyone in that villa you could actually trust? I'd probably say Curtis and Ovie but the rest could fuck off. All big gob pricks

I don't mind more light-hearted episodes 2bh

>be producer
>your show is shit and full of boring cunts
>lol anton write your number down on the receipt so we can manufacture some shit

>can't vote for Maura
Anton it is

All the lads

ok there’s no need to be racist

Better be a thread tomorrow lads there was none last week you normies

Make one then, you twerp

>ywn lick those clean

Don’t care virgin

make sure you cunts vote for anton before you fuck off back to your cunny threads

Fucked it

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>hey girls you might want to ask the boys what happened with the sexy lady cashier

Ovie fucking nigger retard can’t speak properly

i`m a mule

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Based

voted for based anton