All I ask is you guys have as much fun as you can! If you do that, I’ve done my job :)

>all I ask is you guys have as much fun as you can! If you do that, I’ve done my job :)
>now somebody clean those tears of laughter and happiness off of my drum set please

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>DUDE HIT THE DRUM REALLY FAST LMAO

>I THINK YOURE GREAT AT WHAT YOU DO KEEP IT UP MAN

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does he call them prags

>JESUS NEIMAN THOSE TRIPS ARE WONDERFUL

Was he Russian or was he dragon?

>not quite

>DUDE BUT NOT QUITE THAT FAST

>DUDE NO NO NO. THATS TOO SLOW.

DUDE IM GOING TO FUCK YOU LIKE A SLAM PIGGIE LOL

DUDE YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH

quite my tempo

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>LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE NIEMAN

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as a drummer i can confirm that jazz is fun to listen to but all the dedicated players are insufferable cunts

get out.

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>so I heard you guys were a bit off schedule
>nah it's cool take the week off
>we don't want to rush things

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get a haircut

>No Luke
>that’s not quite my tempo

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>not quite my banter

>Gentlemen, not quite my tempo, tempo, tempo

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>that’s not quite my tempo, quite my tempo

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>I'm gonna go suck a penis, suck a penis

>can’t even think of real joke
Nice one brainlet

I saw at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and get in the way of him sucking cock or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and sucking another man’s cock in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him slurping as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen dildoes without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the dildoes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to lube it up and shove it down his throat “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each dildo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by sucking really loudly.

Seriously, what the fuck was his problem?

OCD.

Lol

He literally didn’t have one