It was a good movie but couldn't she have gotten her big fat butt out at least once...

What my dude? Midsommar came out in July

Zzzzz.

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God I just want her to peg me for 48 hours straight, leaving me covered in my own cum

Her boyfriend, along with the other 2 male Americans, were the embodiment of the average person. Self centered, shallow, guiltless and armored in ignorance. It reminds me of all those stories you hear of Americans/Europeans joining shit like alquada and isis and getting their shit fucked up when they go to the mid east

it's his body and his decision, and she didn't do anything to get more attention

He annoyed me how much her boyfriend was a deflated Seth Rogan

imagine being this obsessed with jews

Yeah I think the ignorance of American tourists was a major theme for sure.

He was Chris Pratt lite

Can one of you fags at least post a picture of said fat ass?

>Self centered, shallow, guiltless and armored in ignorance.

You described the average western woman.

Did you guys catch all the weird faces hidden throughout the movie?

>guys

lol

The one I noticed was the giant Patriarch face in the wide shot of the forest nearing the end

Not him but
>Reddit spacing

Hard to find images like that. This is sort of a bad example, she's clearly lost some of that beautiful weight she had on for the role

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>unironically watching this

this

Love her thick her thighs/waist were. What is she 5'4? God I love shortstacks.

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Her face is a 6/10 but the rest of her is a 11/10

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A 6/10 all around is already a blessing in my life, so I'll take her

>square body
>sad tits
>short legs

11/10???

What is a shortstack?

>A REALISTIC WOMAN IS A WOMAN FOR ME

>Be complicit in multiple murders
>people on the internet talk about the feelings of these people
What is wrong with society, am i so crazy? She is complicit in murder, obviously she is wrong.

A short stacked female. Stacked means well endowed in this context, i do believe it comes from gambling where a player with lots of chips are divided into many stacks.

What was the face in the mirror when she was in the Bathroom right when they got there? It was only up for like 15 frames so I missed it

lol muh wicker man remake

If you are surprised about this you were not paying attention, women can't do no wrong, everything is justified, and a woman can decide to be evil but you must still consider her to be good and sweet.

This has been pushed by the media for the last 10 years or more.

Oh I saw that one too. I think it's supposed to be Paimon. Like I'm pretty sure without explicitly stating it it was he they were sacrificing to

>Paimon
thats a bit of a stretch to try to tie it to hereditary?? was there anything else to support this??

I often lose all interest in an actress once I see her nude. Only the select few can keep me coming back for more films once I've seen full frontal. It has to be something special.

What year is this?

No.

she gets fully nude in Lady Macbeth if you're looking

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She and it's thick

She’s a fucking goblina

IT WAS HER FUCKING DEAD SISTER YOU UTTER MORON

>Blonde hair
>Brown eyebrows
Why does hollywood constantly pull this shit? You can’t fool me into thinking she’s actually blonde if you won’t put in any effort.

I love her body type. It's so hard to find it on white girls though, normally only Latinas have it.

her and the boyfriend both had obviously dyed hair to emphasize the difference between them and the natives, brainlet

I saw a mouth agape face in a grassy hill in one shot. It was kind of subtle
Are you serious? it was her sister

If you start a cult, add much nudity. And an female age limit of 40

Naw definitely Paimon. Aster-verse confirmed, similar to M. Night Shamalan-verse with Split / Unbreakable / Glass. Aster-avengers when boys?

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I think her face is a solid 8. Nothing revolutionary but more homely. Agreed with her body, dont know why but i find short thick girls like this insanely attractive.

Eh shortstacks dont have to big tits though. They just to have to be well proportioned in certain areas, wide hips and thick thighs. Also very short. But that's just me.

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I can hear the incel comments already. Grow up, have sex. I guarantee you won't be with anyone nearly as good looking if your standards are too high for this

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That body is begging to have baby put inside it.

Am I hallucinating bros or does anyone else see my face in it?

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in the very beginning there was a shot where she resembled chloe. then she kind of looked like kiernan at some angles.

Delicious.

wait girls really go to photoshoots in public events without bras on? why?

Oh shit. This is the hardest I've been in long time, she is my dream girl. Godamn that's a nice fat ass.

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>cheats
How much say did he have in that really?

I've been around business women who don't wear bras. I think it's kind of a "fuck you" to people who care. Girls claim they're uncomfortable, too. There's no winning if you complain about it

>Marc
>hitting his vape
>can’t handle psychs
>oafishly pissing on the ancestral tree
>constantly cracking predictable reddit-tier jokettes
>unable to fathom the gravity of watching two people commit ritual suicide
Honestly got what he deserved. All of them did, except Simon and his GF

>Very short but not to the point that's shes a midget.
>Wide hips
>Fat Butt
>Thick in all the right places, the fat compliments her hips and wide body.

Perfect body type, made to breed and give birth repeatedly.

I think you have a point. He was tripping and all the love rune, pube pie “seduction” stuff building up to it could obviously fuck with his head in that state. At the same time, I think we’re supposed to see him as capable of it even in his right mind. He’s opportunistic and selfish. But yeah maybe I am overstating it by saying that he “cheats.”

go fuck yourself, faggot.

THICC?

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Why did everyone wonder if Simon and Connie made it out when it was very obvious they didn’t? Especially when there was so much drama over Simon “leaving” alone? How do alarms not go off in their head?

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>emotionally distant
from an emotionally draining gf
>strung her along
how? he included her and didnt want to cause more trauma in her life
>forgets her birthday
literally in a place where the sun doesnt set, plus we are adults so who cares
>cheats
was heavily drugged and dare i say, raped?

he literally did nothing wrong

the only thing he did wrong was co-opt the thesis project. that's it. even then you have to admit if you were in a place that crazy it would inspire you to write about it.

I'd Flor-lick her Pugh

All that aside, he’s still a gigantic piece of shit for stealing Josh’s thesis

Yes Thick
Bad angles wont change that.

I don’t know. He’s certainly not unredeemable but, as another user has mentioned, he’s affectless and emotionally barren. We get no indication that particularly cares about Dani. He doesn’t break up with her after her sister’s suicide, but who would? And regardless of that his original intent was to go to Sweden without her at the height of her trauma. She basically shamed him into inviting her, which isn’t necessarily fair, but the fact that he would go and avoid telling her about it indicates, again, that he’s at the very least pretty self-absorbed. What’s interesting about Christian is that he doesn’t do anything evil but we see him engage in petty, avoidant and childish behavior that when taken discretely don’t seem particularly bad. But they all point to the fact that he’s a moral blank with little interiority or conscience. I don’t agree that he was “raped,” but I’m willing to concede that maybe I went a bit to far in saying that he cheated.

Jesus

she's just MADE for breeding high test champions. her back looks stronger than most men.

Yeah it's an AJ Applegate kinda night

have sex

Ok who's her porn double?

i legit thought i was watching off brand chris pratt and some amalgamation of chloe moretz and ronda rousey

Eh

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>not wearing a bra
she should have been on the new charmed

Just got out of it. Enjoyable but not sure I can quite articulate why. It's certainly the best creepy vibe I've seen since OG Wicker Man, and that was slightly hampered by a mildly campy Hammer vibe. This was played with a straight hat and thrived on it, even That Temple Scene was just 'off' more than erotic. The music and judicious use of silence helped.

Of course, like most of this ilk once the reveals happen it loses tension but it still kept me intrigued until the end. And as a fa/tg/uy there's a fuckton of inspiration there too.

Definitely a keeper,, especially the 'face game' other anons are mentioning; had no idea about that so I'll have to have a rewatch at some point to check that out. My only regret is that I couldn't drag my buddies out to see it for a first-time-view with me.

this is unironic shilling as soon as one midsommar thread goes down another goes up instantly

>cheats

Is this a joke? He was literally raped

I have natural blonde hair and brown eyebrows :(

>It was a good movie
Stopped reading there

>She basically shamed him into inviting her, which isn’t necessarily fair
I don't think it had to happen that way if he had done what she said and just been honest with her to begin with. Instead he tries to go to Sweden in secret and doesn't tell her until last minute.
That's not how communication works in a relationship.
All she says is "I wish you would have told me" and if he wanted to just go with his college buddies, he could have just fucking told her that instead of playing head games about it.

And for the hundred millionth time- he didn't have to take drugs and fuck some random cult lady. That's some piss poor decision making on his part.
A guy isn't getting raped when he's on top doing the thrusting.
Yes I know he was being helped, but he definitely was thrusting on his own.
As men, you know how good it feels to have your dick wet. Don't act like he didn't enjoy that part.

Nah. I'm no shill and I've been in like ever thread and when there wasn't one I left the board actually.
I'd check back but there wasn't one for awhile

>willingly mounts a woman and inserts his dick
>oh no I'm being raped
>continues thrusting until completion

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Wonder if they will continue with this shilling strategy for next releases, it was worthless, this flopped hard, almost at half of what hereditary did in a 9-day comparison.

He did a lot things wrong, but not enough to warrant death. Same for the others actually. I can't blame her either, she was manipulated when she was in her lowest point and very vulnerable, insolated, and high in drugs reacting in a very emotional (but understandable way). She snapped in the end when she saw him burn, while she smiled it wasn't mean to be taken as bliss according to the director rather she's lost touch of herself.

Pelle is the one I blame. He manipulated the events so he could have Dani.

He was given drugs. But he wanted to fuck her before that still he was drugged. Same for Dani, she was high on drugs they stuffed her with. They were both victims, Dani got brainwashed an absorbed by the cult which was hinted had a hand on her family death too (you see a crown of yellow flowers next to her parents bed).

>there was a shot where she resembled chloe
very true, i saw that too

>He was given drugs.
So fucking what.
There have been many times where someone gave me a drug and you know what? I didn't fucking take it.

Ugly bitch

Dani is the only one who cares about them disappearing and asks where people are but no one tells her and Christian never appears to give a shit

bailey brooke

Where the fuck are the camrips and torrents

Big tits on a short girl. As much as I should stop spamming this chick, here's a good example. Quality C cups on a girl who's 4'11.

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What will be the best Cult in Ari Aster's trilogy?

>As much as I should stop spamming this chick
gonna have to disagree user, you should post more

>What is a shortstack?
what's the reverse phrase for a tall girl with really big unsaggy natural tits?

rec-tube.com/watch/2019070108490113/?2

girl is 186 cm
boy is 180

I would love if there was a third that somehow tied hereditary and midsommar together

>drugs are bad lmao

What is the director's deal with this? I thought he was a recreational user. Drugs are good now like they've always been.

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>you see a crown of yellow flowers next to her parents bed

What the fuck. Really hope that’s not true.

The boyfriend being morally ambiguous was whole point.
If he was a total asshole hate target, the ending would be boring.
And if he were a total nice guy, it would be hard to sell the girl killing him without making her seem like a total psycho.

What did dog fucker think of it?

He was a total asshole tho

Ari Aster is a poor mans Giorgos Lanthimos

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He drank the drink knowing full well what he did.
He asked the cultist what it does and drank it anyway.

10/10