HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT DERE ON DA CHAIR

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Why, did it bark?

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George...a'wachington...breedge.

SHE WUS A BEUTIFUL INNECENT CREATUR WHAT SHE EVER DO TO JU??

she was a cock suckin slob

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yfw its fucking ashur

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AY TON

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the most masterful scene in all of cinema

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ya favorite gum is comin back in style

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go Devils

She was such a mommy

Weelshaire...boolevard

muh farthur
muh uncle
muh respect

for how much they cooked and ate, the sopranos had a really fucking small fridge

I dont wanna take anything away from you....but a sucker punch is a sucker punch

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THAS RIGHT COCKSUCKAH GO BACK TO NU JOISEY

Commendatori. Like a Commander. I like that.

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Most of it was pasta in the cupboards. And I think they had a deep freeze in the basement or the backyard shed

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Where does one acquire those tiny budweisers

this was deliberate, right?

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cazZATA, Malanga!

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GET OFF MY STOOP

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"wes colwell"
"wes colwell"
WEST CALDWELL

eaghhh

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Sun Teh-Zoo

Kim's daughter was a piece of ass

They found an 8 ball in Vito's corner pocket!

you're on a run.

Very funny Dom! Very cute. I don't quite get it...but cute.

based

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Take it easy, user. You know the bans make you emotional.

Yup, Tony couldn't see past the punctured baby seat.

>He hasn't read the manga

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it was a joke!

BLUNDETTO

Which season had best Meadow lads?

YEA THATS RIGHT COCK SUCKA NOW GO BACK TO YOUR STAR WARS THREADS

suffocated on his own _blood_

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.

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2 had the best titties

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whateva happened to gary coopa? the strong silent type

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Phil what are you doing?

We're all standing at the precipice of an enormous crossroad.

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why did the writers randomly kill Hesh's black gf?

Your deleted post, whatever happened there...

...he died?

>May reduce
>May
kek, at least they're honest

Your brother Billy, whateva happened there.

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>thicc
>always walking around braless
Based Chase knew exactly what he was doing.

Alright, then

Why did Tony get so offended and murder the kid when he asked for a drink with no sugar in it? Why even offer him a beverage you know?

anorexia truly is a horrible disorder

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?

He's just a big guy

I meant deliberate by the writers, when Tony was Chrissy's family, his own 'blood'

>uncle philly how’d you turn yourself into a house
>20 years in the can takin it up the ass
>quasimodo predicted this
>that fuckin’ zip furio
>wooden doors, T
>nobody’s got aids
>finn detrolio my arch nemesis
>never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOR
>she was a whore
>jamal ginsburg punches tony’s lights out
>FUCKIN QUEERS
Did I get ‘em all? Time to close up for the day?

ya know, you go about and pity for yourself

just a big fat tard bully

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE JANNIES ASSHOLE!

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Small hands, that was his problem

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I'm in awe of you

>W-WE'RE WITH THE VIPERS

IRL he would of fucked her

fuckin grizzly adams douchebag

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Dr. Melfi stops therapy with Tony, Tony dies the next episode. Other than the therapy sessions being a central gimmick of the show, is there any meaning behind this?

*notices your bulge*

paulie walnuts was the best part of this show

prove me wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=qxddINwarJk

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it was an over rated piece of shit

t. D girl

He was good when went to Swedan

that interview is incredible.

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He was funny with his grand kid

>Laaaarry

His wife should be killed.

Tony actually died in the pilot episode, Melfi is a medium who can talk to the dead

You forgot the pulp

SOME pulp.

not even close
pic related

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these guys just like to tell stories filled with half truths, he was just some criminal punk

one of my favorite parts in the whole show

fuck nigger I just got this
Yeah definitely intentional that's Chase for you

>implying I don't want to hear half made up crime stories
why do you think I watch the sopranos

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=2G9wlDUl9aE

stupida facking game

These two suck each others cocks

no moulies allowed begone faggot

bobby what the hell is this?

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She was his consigliere.
The conclusions she led him too always helped him to avoid death or spot treachery

Look, I went to a half-semester of college, so I can tell you missed several of them, my little Johnnycakes.

>the way he points the golf club like a general on horseback

of course, that article on therapy enabling criminals

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When did this happen?

whatever happened to that interior decorator guy? Did he really just freeze to death somewhere in the woods? Did the writers hope the audience would forget about him? Did his plot dwindle as a reflection of real life conflicts that sometimes just fade away?

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Why did Tony freak out and assault Philly in this scene? all he wanted to do was eat ice cream and meet John down the restaurant

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Take that egg salad out of his mouth.

At first it was jarring when Finn and Meadow broke up off-screen, the casual off-handed remarks made me feel like I missed an episode. In retrospect, I'm glad I didn't have to sit through a boring break-up episode. Did she leave him because she realized he was a pussy and she needed a violent assertive man like her father?

Chase wanted his fate to be ambigous. Simplest explanation would be that he bled out in the woods.

IT MUSTA CRAWLED UNDAH THEA FO WOOOMTH

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he didn't appreciate his littering

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YOU'RE WEAK, YOU'RE OUTTA CONTROL AND YOU'VE BECAME AN EMBARASSMENT TO YOURSELF AND EVERYBODY ELSE

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UNCLE PHILLY !

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This show fucking sucks, I don't even know if I can make it through the last season. Boring fucking soap opera trash. I skip through half the scenes at this point.

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?
THAT PIECE OF SHIT HIS COUSIN PUT SIX SCRAPS IN MY SCRAPBOOK WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER

I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak, you're out of control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.

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Tony died before he walked into the diner. The diner scene is his personal hell.

GABAGOOL

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Tennis instructor should have had a bigger role.

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>Watch it, Chrissy

>that redhead tennis instructor who wanted to scissor Ade...

>swear on my ma the chink kid did this

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>Carm: You like "may reduce"
>Tony: I said I like it with "WILL reduce"

pokies was a very common thing in 90s shows

based

WATCH IT BOB

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what was the point of showing Carmela being annoyed at the lesbo instructor and Ade? Soon as the bugged lamp was planted and the FBI stopped monitoring Carmela the conflict vanished from the screen

You sound like a captain of good ol'ship Lollypop

the writing for tony got drastically worse in the last couple seasons especially season 6. but relative to other shows it's still good. they got heavy handed with writing him "unlikable" like when he beat up the buff bald dude to show he's still manly. in the early seasons they did it with a little more tact and nuance

one of the last episodes right after paulie and t go on a trip to miami and t contemplates killing paulie on the boat

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Ooh, unfunny. Delete or forever remain a fag.

didn't it immediately cut to tony? i thought it was implied he had her poisoned or something

I'd rather do Svetlana, one leg and chain smoking desu

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cool man awesome cool p sure there's a GoT thread somewhere for ya

best girl

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proof that small titties>big titties

really? I'll have to re-watch that episode

yikes we got an amazon primer. nu/tv/ is truly trash

hey vito hows the weight loss going

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dilate

phil was one of the best characters

Your hair, was in the toilet water. DISGUSTING.

>Jewish
give her the wooden door

have sex

He warned his son not get his car dirty, so he took it away. What's the problem?

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Melfi is the viewer. A show can't survive without viewers.

This guy has the opposite of balding.

yikes

Agreed. So cutie.

>Chase wanted his fate to be ambigous. Simplest explanation would be that he bled out in the woods.
This was easily the most poorly handled storyline.
>Tony talks to Russian mob guy
>Russian mob guy knows that Tony's guys are going to other Russian guys house
>Russian guy vanishes
There would have been a Russian vs. Italian mob war in real life.

VITO SPATAFOR IS AN ASSMUNCHA

>therapy didn't work for Tony or Carmela
>Meadow and A.J. were going through normal temporary growing pains and therapy didn't make a difference

Is it really a Jewish racket?

OOH

Your IP has been forwarded to Chase.

How come Chrissy didn't recognize disquised Vito meeting his gay baker lover?

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Shes such a basic bitch, she not even attractive

youtube.com/watch?v=ojg8vWkWziQ

worse

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

It was his brother

He's got a nice head of white hair

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This Interview is more kino then most modern movies

I never saw Carmela making her own pasta, why the fuck is anyone impressed by her 'signature' baked ziti aka a one-dish bake-and-forget grocery store casserole

Chrissy had a fat gay brother? Or was he related to chinese knockoff Chris?

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COOOOOOOORE

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unironically a banger

"Cuote n'grato". It means "Ungreatful Heart".

making your own pasta takes a long time, most people only do that for special occasions

I dont like what the jews did to Joe Gannascoli's character, the season before they turned him gay I remember laughing at him hounding after Adrianna fucking HBO every time

We need this picture with Yea Forums on the computer

honestly felt like just decided to have a fun episode where they changed the pace and scenery and made the plot self-contained. Even the conflict where Paulie was trying to pin the fuckup of killing the russian on Chrissy fizzled out.

>was (is?) a literal mobster in real life
absolute G

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do italians prefer fresh-made and boiled pasta, or dried then boiled to al dente pasta?

When I lived in Italy everyone used dry

MOMMY HELP

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Tony would lose his fucking mind watching his grandkids on their phones every 5 seconds.

like you would act any differently at his age

idk. im italian and dont really care either way. i used to help my grandparents make fresh pasta sometimes and the taste never blew me away so i've never bothered doing it myself, its just more effort and thats kind of it

soprano family all voluntarily went to therapy, except for A.J. after his suicide attempt. Interesting read though

M-MOMMY?

Thought I told you to back the fuck off the meme posting?

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he had tremendous moxie for a man his size

Never accept the diet drink.
Tony couldn't have those weak judgement calls in his crew.

>paulie is going senile now
it hurts bros

youtu.be/cSUFaSVPCRQ

also melfi is drunk as fuck. I'd love to spend and evening with her.

>This is gonna sound crazy, but i think im inside a computer right now

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loraine has always had that half-drunk type of voice and attitude. i dont know if she's actually an alcoholic or that's just how she is.

Yea Forums here

1. Corrado
2. Tony
3. Christopher
4. Sil
5. Bobby B
6. Tony B
7. Paulie
8. Phil
9. Ralphie
10. Old Man Bacala

9000. Johnny Sack
900000. Vito
9000000001. Pussy
90000000000003. Arty Bucco
Fuck Her. Adrianna

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GIVE ME UN THOUSAN (YOU)s

you have to be a goddamn idiot to rate artie that low. he's just a fuck up that wants to be something he isn't, he's not a bad guy

take your nigger zoomer babble outta here ya finook

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she doesn't sound drunk on the sopranos

i started hunting at 10 ya citycuck

Think about though tone? The sudden weight loss?

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Finji Ikario, my arch nemesis

this not everyones a sheltered faggot

Well Chrissy was Carmela's cousin thus not actually blood related to Tony in any way

>t.

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How did Carmela freeze time?

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>americans

made it about 9 seconds in

Chianese looking like he could still run jersey god damn ironman genetics

As far back as she could remember, she always wanted to be a gangster

>I know it's hard dealing with being a europoor but you'll be ok

Chase had to show what was happening at Coruscant

KINO

that was the strangest shot in the entire show. what the hell were they thinking?

*Tattooine

Meanwhile, at that very moment, Vito was meeting his arch-nemesis outside of Watto's junk shop.

>cuts to fatass tony smiling at the pic of the car he's going to sell overseas

kino sequence

*Genoisis

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>that one good block kim got in during the fight...made me think he was gonna win for a moment

>major plot point/character arc is Tony spiraling out of his own control as the story moves on, especially after the coma
>beating up the bald dude is an example of Tony spiraling out of his own control
>waaah writing got worse making Tony so unlikable

maybe if you would have stopped talking you wouldn't have missed that fly ball. i was ashamed to face my friends.

What's up Vito

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>>Hey AJ did I ever tell you about Vito Spatafore? He was a fanook who got caught in a gay nightclub that was paying protection money to us, dressed up in leather, and fled to a small town in New Hampshire where he ended up living with a moustachioed gay biker who was a diner cook and a volunteer firefighter, before deciding that death was preferable to an honest days building work so he returned to New Jersey, murdering a random guy in the process, but upon his return he was ratted out to Billy Batts who hid in his closet and shoved a pool cue up his ass. He was a good earner.

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fuck i never noticed how hard those nipples were because she wanted to lick ade's pussy so bad, based chase...

Just watched a recent interview with him and he can barely even speak. He's aged terribly, I forget the show is as old as it is.

her, tennis instructor, devin, and rhianon because of her foot game

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But Toni didnt die

post more ffs

holy fuck did she age well

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i will for 3 boxes of ziti

My fAwthA

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who's that speaking here? is somebody speaking??

ton' did die

>,
Learn punctuation. Jesus christ.

Did you even watch the video? It was hardly braggadocios. He admitted to fighting and stealing shit, then he got shot and went to prison.

patrician choice

>Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn't he?
>Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?
Junior's the best

jesus christ mistah you ok?

i remember it getting pretty repetitive after s3

SHE WAS JUST A WHOOOOOOOOOOAR

>it works on the same principal as the solar system

anyone interested, for a couple few bucks a piece?

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>Paulie, pick up ya phone 'n come get me. I'm in some kinda M.C. Hammer type a shit or whateva...

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youtube.com/watch?v=NAyCwB2RdYo
you can tell Chase has dropped psychs before

youtube.com/watch?v=SQc3T45pRWY

>I guess you could call that a dick
>he was an interior decorator!
>Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T

why did he get all the best lines?

I did, then I pressed "post"

get this man the jacket

Let me tell you a couple of three things.

Lot of moxy for a guy your size

>You will have our sausages

Did Chase ever explain the invisible black guys that run rampant throughout the show?

i forget exactly, but it was directed by a guy who wanted to imprint his style on the show. he might have done 2 episodes during the run.

You forgot HI JACK BYE JACK

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IM THE MOTHA FUCKIN FUCKIN ONE WHO GETS THE DUBS.

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Don't cross the streams

MOTHERFUCKIN

GOD DAMN

ORANGE PEEL BEEF

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Did anyone else see the director's cut? What the fuck?

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The fuck, Paulie? Who da fuck is MC Usher?

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youtube.com/watch?v=1HakM73YbZQ

OOH! The balls on this prick!

Actual reason was David Chase frequently hired the same actors and Vito wasn't an established character yet.

Adriana is the hostess at Artie's restaurant in the pilot ep but has a different name. They later retconned her to working at the restaurant tho

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!

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>that recent cast interview where Sirrico is so old and the dementia is getting to him, but Van Zandt is sitting next to him explaining things like an old friend would

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Is The Sopranos the most quotable show of all time?

>5 5s

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Quints? Ova Here!

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youtube.com/watch?v=VIiRY_iCZis&list=WL&index=51&t=0s

>doesn't work a single hour
>maids clean the house
>Mexicans do the yard
>kids eat cereal for breakfast and spend 2/3 of the day at school

Why was she so "stressed" and bitchy

Aye Tone! I don't think we should stay at this abandoned summer camp over night.

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haha get it, its actually wh*te people doing it, nig, er black people are just pawns.

black people are too stupid to not be pawns

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BUFFALO FUCKIN-A

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90's fridges were smaller because not everyone was a cow back then.

The sacred AND the propane.

youtu.be/vJggSqCftgA

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That episode were mild mannered Kevin Finnerty dreams he is a sociopathic ruthless mobster.

cuz she realized she was practically a prostitute but was too comfortable with her lifestyle to leave

Someone explain to me why Bobby got promoted over Paulie? Bobby is just as fucking stupid. He couldn't even handle a French Canadian guy and keep his nipples covered at the same time. Come on man.

Why does that make you upset?

youtube.com/watch?v=7OYznDrSfZ8
Tony and Junior scenes were the best part of the show.

t. Faggot whos mom was useless and didnt love him

>james gandolfini literally forced to apologize to jamal ginsberg after every take "he's just acting"

truly a cuck. he's lucky he didn't get his fucking lights punched out.

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>Forced
By whom?

A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor....

youtube.com/watch?v=jLuygsGAOD4

It's almost like he wasn't really Tony and your inability to separate life from fiction drove you into a path of mental instability.

Its just kind of hamfisted

that last season got kinda sad an lonely, but its like the universe is one of my favorite lines.

Some people are so far behind in the race, they think they're winning

Would you risk your well-paying job at Blockbuster for a Wallace and Gromit stand-up?
youtube.com/watch?v=1lo3HAmIp9o

Go shit in your hat

looks like Dean Norris

was someone from here around on 4chin when sopranos was on air? i wonder how it was

Oh my god, I forgot all about that
Did someone in editing lose a bet?

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WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION

>"He has no eyebrows, Tony"

youtube.com/watch?v=XS7mjqqhrBQ

why was Meadow the only family member who had a more dark skinned pigment?

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>tfw you have poppers and weird sex

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Her real fawtha was a distoon, a charcoal briquette, a mulignan.

a NiGGER COOK

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>no interior decorator
nah, not even in the ballpark

Gee, Mister Vito, the ballpark, really? Golly gosh gee wiz, that sounds great!

twenty years inside
not a fuckin' peep

what was the beautiful song Tonies daughter sang during that song??

"Do you cocksuckers know how long I've been waiting for this?"

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I could read these sopranos threads all day, so comfy