Yo, OP from the star trek thread from earlier here. >>117928832

Watch DSC.

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This sounds like a good plan

>Skip the first season
You sicken me

The first two seasons are mostly shit, but there are some good (or at least entertaining) episodes. If you're serious about getting into TNG watch:

Season 1 - Encounter at Farpoint; The Big Goodbye; Datalore; The Neutral Zone
Season 2 - Elementary, Dear Data; The Schizoid Man; A Matter of Honor; The Measure of a Man; Q Who

Then start in on season 3 and watch everything. If you become a Trekfag you can go back to seasons 1 and 2 and watch all the stupid stuff you missed like that retarded episode with the binary number for a title and The Outrageous Han Sol- uh, I mean Okona.

TNG is peak ST and Q is the best character. You're entitled to your own opinion of course, but if it's any different from mine it's objectively incorrect and possibly even immoral.

The entire House of Duras can go fuck itself.

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>The very same episode builds on the history of Earth AND sets up Picard as being an educated pacifist
cumbrain

This is objectively the correct opinion.

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I only jack off like twice or three times a week, don't use that new funky meme buzzword on me you fucking asshole

go wear your skant somewhere else, faggot

I love you

Hail the bastards.

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No you don't. Nobody loves me except my husband and like maybe two other people I know irl.

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If only you knew...

Downloaded it a few days ago too. After being a tiny bit taken aback by a being behaving as a pirate, I got into the episode and will keep watching the series. I want to fuck Yar a lot though. Wish when she was made to fight that black woman they made wear skimpy as shit stuff.

who dis?

check your dms I just sent you something nice ;)

Is BF leaking VF's lewds?

I don't care what the Captain says. I look STUNNING.

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It's your dick isn't it?

What a beautiful picture of your butthole! Thank you so much!

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House of Quark then?

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Have some fuck-me-boots Tasha. How hot would it have been if she had worn the skirt and thigh-highs full time?

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Our Queen you mung.

i bet her doctor tells her to open her mouth and say oink

I am American and can't afford a doctor.

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thats a shame, you're gonna need one soon

It´s called pleb filter, you failed.

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Bash is back, baby!!!

i've heard the expression "putting lipstick on a pig" but i didn't think people actually did it.

You're a girl?

Code of Honor is great.

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Did you just assume xir gender?

For you.

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thinly veiled

I was only asking...

Bash is a girl, yes.

Newfags not knowing what Bash looks like...

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So is Justice

rundown?

post pics then

>8039▶
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ikr

star trek is asexual.

That's the only one I have

kinda cute i guess

liar

Q eps are so good though, OP... stop being a fag, sit down and start that fucking episode over.

Enterprise goes on shore leave to a planet where everyone is /fit/ and fucks constantly. Catch is that the punishment for any crime no matter how minor is the death penalty. Naturally boy wonder fucks up while playing hide the bat and balls and it becomes an issue. Has a great Picard speech too.

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It's true.

aryan planet

Ready to get KLINGON'd though...

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So Duras is a high ranking Klingon family and Worfs dad was blamed for Khitomer because politics as usual? I need a list of all Duras plotline episodes. I watched the first one with his biological brother and forgot how fucking kino Gowran is.

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are klingons supposed to be turks?

>Gowran

Everyone had frens on that particular Trek

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What?

She's too busy shopping for dresses and doing her make up to get the names right.

Just go to memory alpha Bash

Oh I'm sorry. I confused a Klingon for a small town in Ireland on purpose. My bad.

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ARE KLINGONS SUPPOSED TO BE TURKS?

Q is the alpha and the omega, you little bitch.

They're aliens from another system, so no.

Eat my dick, you filthy manbaby. I just got to this thread, but I wanted to get in on the bantz.

Well, it ends with giant purple space squids fucking, so it's totally worth the try.

I admire your honesty. Bravery even

Why is the security chief so fucking hot, lads?

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she's strong and broad shouldered?

TOS they're a stand in for the Soviet Union, an oppressive empire, the antithesis to the Federation (US), complete with their own chernobyl.
Later they become more of a mixture of Samurai and Vikings.

But I want to talk about how cool Worf is and how unethical Bashir is for wiping his brother's memory here on /trek/ with all my friends and stalkers.

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i always got a turk or mongol vibe from them desu

pleb filtered hard

If you act like this, then STD might be more up your alley

>friends
kek
>stalkers
kek
Babylon 5 is the superior show by the way

This Thread is brought to by mmmm grayons
Seriously, fuck you OP

How are Klingons Vikings? It's offensive to us Norwegians.

I feel like you've posted this same post about two years ago

I have pictures of you.

HNNNNNGGGGG. If only she had a dick.

A true Bash fan knows all her posts.

>1960's series
>Chernobyl

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>It's offensive to us Norwegians.
why, arent you guys brown Muslims?
lets see them

So how was her career after TNG?

Samurai because muh honour
Viking because they just go out drinking, raiding and being dicks that shit on honour. Mongols would work as well I guess, I don't see them as Turks.

>lets see them
I don't want another vacation right now.

mongols and turks are very similar
print them out and send them to my house in an envelope then

The film with the TOS cast. ST VI, where the Klingons blow up their own moon and cause an ecological disaster causing the empire to fracture. It's a very obvious reference.
>mongols and turks are very similar
AH, I was thinking more Ottoman faggots and less steppe Turkics

PM me after. We'll talk.

Who has slept with more of their patients Bashir or Crusher?

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You.

Consider how many EMHs were reconfigured to be pleasure models

please stop making TNG dirty, it's a pure show

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT FUCKIN DAY IT IS?

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All we have is our imaginations.

So are you saying they were an example of the Soviets in TOS or specifically the sixth film where they act uncharacteristic to established TNG canon?

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Daily Reminder that Gene Roddenberry's initial vision for the Ferengi had them with barely-concealed massive schlongs bulging through the thin fabric of their crotches.

Soviets in TOS, but ST VI is pretty obviously a reference to chernobyl considering it's from the year the SU collapses/made when the WarPac is collapsing. They change appearence and behaviour quite a lot.

post pics

i always knew he was degenerate. is rodentberry a jewish name?

No, he's too tall to be jewish.

>Episode Idea: Section 31 tries to capture a Q

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THERE ARE TWO GENDERS!

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He also wanted to have Risa with three-titted half naked aliens walking around and orgies (with homo, hetero and xeno action) going on in the background. He was talked out of it because family show and all.
(source is in here: amazon.com/Fifty-Year-Mission-Complete-Uncensored-Unauthorized/dp/1250065844)

well...show is officially ruined

>amazon.com/Fifty-Year-Mission-Complete-Uncensored-Unauthorized/dp/1250065844
(((Gross)))
(((Altman)))
Eh, consider me sceptisized.

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>tfw you start to feel your sanity slipping away just because you've had to deal with insane people for years
LET ME OUT OF HERE

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Should I bother with the third season of TOS?
It seems pretty terrible so far.

What was her Endgame?

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It won't get any better. Season 3 is a literal dumpster.

Behead all those who insult Tuvok.

Murder Tuvix.

Do you have any proof that they're jews besides them having vaguely German names?
The book(s) are made out of interviews with tons of people involved including main actors, do you think they just invented that all and none of the involved noticed?

She jumped on that promising and lucrative Skinemax bandwagon, you know it's a shame about the internet, otherwise 'artsy' softcore movies would have become huge and we would have bareass mainstream actresses up the wazoo

Remember that time when Quark was a tranny?

>Do you have any proof that they're jews
That's a very Jewy thing to say

don't forget that Jews often change their last names to hide themselves.

Friday night Trek night! Who are you inviting and which episodes are you watching?

>Blando
>The Outrageous Okana
>Masks or Sub Rosa if Blamdo doesn't have any suggestions

I've been moving all my extra chairs into the basement so he has to sit on the same couch as me and found some Romulan Ale recipes I hope I can impress him with

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The first season of TNG is pretty rough, but stick it out it's worth it

Is this /trek/?
are we back? I thought /trek/ was dead....

ALPHA AS FUCK

better to skip to S3, desu

Or just maybe watch the orville, might be more up to your speed.

You can't murder someone who was never a person to begin with.

Shhhhh... shut up

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Who keeps the Beta Quadrant down? We do, we do...

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Say one heterosexual thing about this episode.

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Kanar is sugar-water for losers who can't handle a real drink.

>ever letting a pilot episode shape your perception of a long-form television series
Top pleb.

Do you like watching guys fuck in general or do you just have a thing for these two?

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This asshole wouldn't have lasted two weeks back in '88. If we'd have given up at Shades of Gray we'd have never gotten The Best of Both Worlds or The Inner Light.

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The chick who played the Trill who gives Riker the fuck-me eyes in Insurrection died today.
memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Stephanie_Niznik
F

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They are a cute couple and Garak would be a cute wife.

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Fuck

Is that ducky trying to stab me?

s1 is not that great, s2 has that awful doctor bitch, and s3 is where it gets rolling. the first two seasons may be worth a single watch.

>S1 and 2 are bad
NPC's don't deserve TNG

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>Susie Essman as Ferengi Tactical Officer
youtube.com/watch?v=qUnnHgcnQCI

Cast is irrelevant if the writing and direction are shit. Pretty much no one has an issue with the cast of Discovery. It's not the actors'/actresses' fault if they're given awful material.

Discovery would be a lot more tolerable with Harrison Ford as Michael Burnham.

LOL abandon TNG TV for the shit films. This has got to be bait.

>Cardassian Security Officer
>Bajoran Counselor
dat occupation sex thou...

Shazad Latif is a pretty bad actor though

They each had plenty of opportunity to work with the script. Each main cast member said they're in the writing room and have a lot of free reign with how their story goes.

They're bad.

>free reign
>reign
Yeah, like I'm going to trust (You) to know about writing, nerd!

Would be entertaining af

I think reversing those roles would be more interesting.

That doesn't mean they had tremendous input. A few notes is not the same as crafting the story and writing dialogue.

Holy fuck what a pleb tier opinion.

>Pretty much no one has an issue with the cast of Discovery.
I dislike the actress who plays Spock's adopted black sister, and that fat woman who plays Tilly

Do you dislike the characters or do you think their performance?

Anyone who dislikes Star Trek: Discovery is a racist, woman-hating incel.
[THIS POST PAID FOR BY CBS]

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Posters who ironically pretend to be CBS shills are unironically Fox shills.

AAAAHHHH'MMMM CAPTAIN KERRRK!

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Is this supposed to be humorous

fact:
TOS > VOYAGER > TNG

Kardashia Prime

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Kill the shill!

these comics are so fucking gay
kys

You first

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>comic
It's a collage

I don't believe in supporting collautism.

Pleb status: Filtered

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>Everything I don't like is autism.

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Remember the time the doctor had a family and his son started listening to Klingon music?

>people falling for this weak bait

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Shut up nigger Q is based

Threadly reminder that sex with an Ocampa is ALWAYS rape, since they can never live long enough to give consent.

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>tfw no thicc mommy wife
*clattering intensifies*

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That's not thicc, that's fat. That's an obeast ass bitch.

Hey...at least its content.

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She looked at Tom, don't make her mistake.

Remember when that black helmsmen died of a KFC overdoes when Nagilum showed up?

No, but I do remember when the conn officer died.

>gets into a deathmatch on Ligon II
>neck snapped on Vagra II
Why did Tasha have such a problem with black people and planets that were second in their tar system?

>can't afford doctor
>can afford weed

They're a bad influence.

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Weed is cheaper than American healthcare.

dude

Bad dog.

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You get billed 10,000 dollars for an ambulance ride in the US. Yes, I think spending 300 bucks on weed is probably cheaper.

>what is insurance
>what are monthly payments

i thought it was good fag

how good fag

fuck you asshole

Remember when the dinosaurs actually built spaceships and migrated to the delta quadrant?

What's the best episode of Star Trek to watch before you go to sleep if you know you aren't going to wake up tomorrow morning?
I would like to watch something comfortable. Thank you for any recommendations, you guys have been the closest I had to friends.

Well I find Royale to be pretty comfy

Code of Honor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_VI:_The_Undiscovered_Country#Development
"[What if] the wall comes down in outer space? You know, the Klingons have always been our stand-ins for the Russians..." Meyer recalled that he replied "'Oh, wait a minute! Okay, we start with an intergalactic Chernobyl! Big explosion! We got no more Klingon Empire...!' And I just spilled out the whole story!"

Don't do it. Live, damn it.

Go back in time and give Voyager the technology and information needed to use Borg transwarp corridors in order to get them home 16 years early and without more losses.

Is Janeway the biggest criminal in Starfleet captain history? The list of her sins is enormous. The audacity of her actions for personal gain is incomparable. And yet they made her an admiral.

In addition to the future tech she got from her future self, she brought back seven years' worth of data from the delta quadrant. You know how we overlooked a bunch of Japanese and Nazi human experimentation war crimes from WWII when they shared it with us? It's the same thing here. Sometimes the ends do justify the means.

>During filming, Cattrall participated in a photo shoot on the empty Enterprise bridge, where she wore nothing but her Vulcan ears. Nimoy personally ripped up several of the photographs when he learned about the unauthorized photo session, because he feared harm to the franchise if it ever came to light

Someone must have copies of these.

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Jesus Christ, was he in character?

Thank you, Eaglemoss, for making my favorite shitty background starship.

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based Leonard.

I like that based Kirk owns a Great Dane, a huge, noble, manly dog. I don't like that the ears are cropped. I feel like they would not still do procedures like that in the 23rd century.

Tapestry

Spock's Brain, for motivation

>You know how we overlooked a bunch of Japanese and Nazi human experimentation war crimes
They were prosecuted for their crimes and the data was used because it already existed. I see you post this comment a lot, but you don't seem to actually know anything about the situation you're using for example.

I like it, but the nacelles are a little too long