Could American Pie be made in the Age of Me Too?

Wait

Given the way this ad presents the circumstances it seems they were both on completely equal footing. Nothing about this scenario implies Jake was any less impaired than Josie or took advantage of her in any way. How exactly is Jake any more criminally liable than Josie? Is the law actually differentiated by gender in this state? Where is this even from?

weird, like hollywood was trying to destroy society or something

It was made in the age of Me One

>Where is this even from?
A college in the UK created it but then took them down a few weeks later after a bunch of other people pointed out exactly the same things that you just pointed out.

Have sex incel.

Ok, glad to hear sanity still reigns. Amazing a campaign like that actually made it to launch, the flaws seem blindingly obvious.

Also nice quads.

Doesn't matter in the eyes of the law whether both people are drunk. It's the person who initiates sex who gets the short end of the stick i.e. the man

In most states in America those "flaws" are the law

>that girl
Nadia as portrayed by Shannon Elizabeth who also ushered me through much of my puberty as well.
Christ, she was a dime's dime.

Slight corerction: it was from Coastal Carolina University, in South Carolina (United States).

>Jews made American Pie
>Jews also the majority of abusers in #MeToo

My noggin is joggin'.

I dunno, OP. I haven't seen it in years, what scene/line were you thinking would run afoul these days?

>A college in the UK created it

Guess the old line about mutts knowing very little about world geography is true, because as far as I know Coastal Carolina University is in the US, not the UK?

Can you point to legal text to support that?

It certainly isn't the case here. It is of course illegal to have sex with someone who's so fucked up that they're actually incapable of expressing consent, but that goes both ways regardless of gender, and there's absolutely nothing illegal in two drunk people hooking up.

user's a made man, you can't talk to him like that

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what if Jake was a manlet and Josie was an amazon....? Can Josie be then charged with rape?

>Can you point to legal text to support that?
I live in Michigan so The Michigan Criminal Sexual Conduct Laws

This scene is impossible for 1999, livestreaming was in it's infancy and no one - NO ONE, had the broadband for it to be of any discernible quality.

You'd have looked at it like [pic].

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See
then settle down

The American Pie movies are really remarkably jewish

>“What if both people are drunk? Are they both assaulting each other?”
First, if both people are drunk and they have sex and neither feels that they have been violated (feeling violated is not the same as feeling regret or embarrassment), then no crime has been committed. However, if someone does feel violated, then the culpable party is the one who actively engaged in sexual behavior or advanced the situation towards and through penetrative sex.
source: web.stanford.edu/group/maan/cgi-bin/?page_id=305
I have no idea where they're getting this shit from but from what I've seen it's been the common consensus

Summer camp movies are either Jewish or for ivy league kids. We didn't have that shit in the middle class.

Some cities had broadband in the late 90s. so its definitely possible.

>50x52
And the screen were like 640×480

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No because he WAS A FUCKING WHITE MALE

Of course not. Some group of pie lovers would come out and say him fucking one was the equivalent of raping them and left lasting emotional trauma.

stifler movie when?

Watch your language. I won't report you, but please be more careful with the words you use

That's already a massively softened position from what was expressed earlier, though. This line:
>First, if both people are drunk and they have sex and neither feels that they have been violated (feeling violated is not the same as feeling regret or embarrassment), then no crime has been committed.
Makes all the difference. It even clearly outlines that regret or embarrassment doesn't count. So it's very hard to actually satisfy these criteria if nothing sketchy went down. And this:
>However, if someone does feel violated, then the culpable party is the one who actively engaged in sexual behavior or advanced the situation towards and through penetrative sex.
Also doesn't mean that only the male party can be responsible, though obviously that is the more likely outcome.

You should take a clue from this movie and try to have sex

Remember when comedies were hits at the theater? They're just gone nowadays.

We gonna make you lose your virginity, brah.

I love how much offense modern women will take to this movie when the entire premise is basically "high school boys are idiots and every single one of them has to learn a lesson, the happiest guy was the one who treated his girl with respect and love."

>>/pol/

People had ISDN lines back then, so you could stream something respectable like that.
>And the screen were like 640×480
Maybe in 1995, but by 1999 everyone had moved on to 1024x768. The 90s weren't like today; three or four years made everything you owned primitive.

Nah there were camwhores back then as well user

I understand the American Pie movies were Jewish as fuck but I don't quite see how jokes like sticking your dick in a fruit pie is degenerate. They weren't pushing that scenario as something guys should do... rather the opposite. You'll burn your dick and it's pathetic, let's all laugh at this loser, hence... it was funny.

>three or four years made everything you owned primitive.

I hated this. Zoomers will never know. My dad didn't let me get a game console so I had to use a PC for gaming, and ofc our only shitty PC was deprecated specs wise within 2 years so I was left playing shit-tier games forever.

It's so nice to get a laptop today and know you have 5+ years of effective life-span.

>Guess the old line about mutts knowing very little about world geography is true, because as far as I know Coastal Carolina University is in the US, not the UK?
I like how you implied that you could read this logo for the university.

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not even The Hangover could be made in 2019.

no because women are powerless and passive back seat individuals in the relationship with the men in the driving seat of every decision, by their own admission through the concept of consent in the poster.

No.
Comedies can't be made today.

Guy at :09 knows about aliens

lt's Blink 182

I don't know what is, but he knows about aliens.

Thanks for admitting you're young. They were a popular band in the late 90s.

You're a retard

Think he's probably heard of blink if he knows that Tom Delonge believes in aliens

Anyone reading these comments in 2019? Just me??? Kay...

you dun goofed ,you getting backtraced

>they were both on completely equal footing

It's almost like the evil patriarchy built society to go out of its way to protect women.

>lmao dude what if old thing but in modern times
Go watch Stranger Things you brainwashed npc

bravo

Lemon Popsicle

It could be remade with a reverse gender twist, have some girls who want to have sex (with black men obviously) and having melissa mccarthy as the eugene levy's character.

Porkys

The funniest thing is Not Another Teen Movie starred actors who only looked like they were in their early 20s instead of their 30s like most teen movies used to do, so it also parodies other teen films by having a cast which actually looks closer to teens than other teen movies

>I like how you implied that you could read this logo for the university.

I never implied anything of the sort. I simply remember when the poster in question was first bandied around the internet.

Benny Hill show

Triggered
you need to go back

Except it's not you obsessed yurotrash brainlet lmao

I don't see why not. The only reason these movies died out is because they got too predictably formulaic and it's not 2001 anymore where the whole soundtrack is by sum 41

Stop pretending to be an oldfag.

>they're surprised that a high school girl shaves her pussy but not that she has bolt ons

Post more webms and pics. The late 90s were so comfy. I need that nostalgia right now, anons.

Funny it's usually the opposite for me.

80s were based

Every kino had naked chicks in it

Uhh, sweaty? Why are you putting empty lines between your quotes and regular text?

Not Another Teen Movie was great

>Slow pan around college campus to Blink 182 music
>Goes in through window into what appears to be a dorm room
>Guy on his computer running windows xp
>He appears to be looking at porn
>Roommate comes in
>"YOOOO ARE YOU IN HERE GETTING THE 5 FINGER BAGEL?!"
>Guy shuts off monitor and stands with his pants still around his ankles with a serious face and says "Craig, I'm losing my virginity this semester!"
>Rommate says: Cool but I'm gonna need you to get out, I hav-
>Girl walks into doorway and sees our leading man standing at full maste
>"OOOOHHH MY GOD CRAIG YOUR ROOMATE IS A FUCKING PERV"
>Cue series of wacky events
---------------------------------------------------------
Sometime later
>MC Goes to house party
>"Yo who's that?"
>Time slows down to a crawl as slow music plays while a girl walks across the room...
>"Oh that's just Stacy, she aight"

whoosh lol

Not Another Teen Movie was trash as well.

American Wedding. The whole movie was basically about Stifler.

Jim actually could've tapped that but he went for the horny ginger girl.

>not hosting large-scale experiments using the masses as your guinea pigs
goys can't into science

I thought it was better than 2 and 4.

Zero taste. There are so many hidden gems in this movie that only make it more funny when you see/hear them.

TOM DEWHO?

Got me there dude. I'm totally some zoomer kid. I definitely didn't watch this movie in 99 when I was a senior in highschool and we definitely didn't know who Blink was in 99. In fact this movie totally doesn't belong to us.

definitely not

are you me
take me back please god

zero chance

that lesbian scene with them spying on their house in 2019 fucking lol, either wouldn't happen or would be replaced with tranny niggers because MUH REPRESENTATION that nobody cared about 10 years ago

You're expecting too much from women.

>American Pie thread
>4 images
Get it the fuck together Yea Forums

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the first premature ejac didn't stop him and he recovered within a few minutes. why would the second one stop him? wait another 5 minutes, then go at it. stupid scene.

Well maybe the ultra hot girl is turned off by the skinny fat jew covered in his own cum

Begging you to hire a hooker.

So according to that logic Jake can accuse Josie of rape as well.. And so mathematically the allegations cancel each other out.

>livestreaming was in it's infancy
QuickCam was around in the mid 90s and very popular. Obviously they weren't as good as super HD seamless live stream capability that every norman has on their pocket supercomputer today, but they didn't look that bad. Pretty sure the movie even shows a generic QuickCam model without a label on it and depicts the webcam footage that everyone was watching accurately for the time.

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yeah except jake isn't gay enough to report "rape"

Trashy trips

Same, I actually found that scene of her masturbating on xvideos years back

Wait, of Shannon Elizabeth masturbating or Nadia?

>women are turned off by the idea that they made a man orgasm
you're definitely a virgin. also jason biggs isn't jewish.

For your information 90% of rape accusations are true, don't believe the lies of that garbage red pill movement.
youtube.com/watch?v=CDrJo8d45gc

is there a difference between a nude actress "pretending" to masturbate and actually masturbating, from the perspective of the viewer?

Yeah. In one she is just trying to convince me she is doing what she might actually be doing in the other.

have you ever watched a woman who's masturbating for herself and thinks nobody is watching her? they don't take off their clothes and moan. it lasts 4 minutes and it's fucking boring.

That's actually a fair point. I guess the one push back I would argue is that an actress is trying to appear believable on concept, whereas if its a "voyeur" vid or one sent to a SO, there is intent in the desire to get the recipient's blood running and that is hotter to me than someone doing a performance with a cast and crew and co-actor there with them.
Might just be me though.

Of course. The guys were total, horny dorks and the girls were open in control and expressive of their sexuality. There was minimal nudity. Even back then I thought they really compared this shit to Porky's (1981)??? This shit is soft as fuck.

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In a movie? Sure
In real life, no that's creepy.
Are you really this much of an indoctrinated brainlet?

I imagine in both cases the women are being told by men to "act sexy", with the only difference being the woman's individual enthusiasm and acting skill. I doubt there's a big difference between Shannon Elizabeth's depiction of Nadia "acting sexy" and Shannon Elizabeth herself "acting sexy" in a video sent to her boyfriend, for example, outside of the latter being more explicit.

we live in the worst timeline

because some community college in the Southern US tried to run a "rape culture" campaign that was shortly terminated because of widespread outrage due to its inherent logical inconsistency?

>she reads the articles

finch was a mommy femdom incel's self-insert fantasy. i can't think of a more punchable character in media.

t. Stiffler

Spotted the lonely virgin who had no friends in school.

Nice job Jake, you piece of shit.

Is this real life?

>women don't find premature ejaculation unattractive
ok bud. also jason biggs is jewish he just doesn't realize it.

>Jim is supposed to be a loser
>I still have never achieved a physique like his

Wasn't one of the plotlines about one of the dude being worried that his girlfriend had a dick?
That sure would get people talking now a days.

I think unlimited internet porn did more to kill this genre than feminists

>Logitech QuickCam Express 1999 320x240 @ 30 frame/s
>Logitech QuickCam Web 1999 640x480 @ 30 frame/s

>However, if someone does feel violated, then the culpable party is the one who actively engaged in sexual behavior or advanced the situation towards and through penetrative sex
>Get super drunk
>Have sex, dont remember much, but feel violated after
>Report it, and they somehow find a recording of it
>Turns out I was the instigating party and I go to jail for raping myself

If you dissolve the girl in acid afterwards they cant prove you raped her.

This is one of the funniest sequences in all of film history, change my mind.

Because you would totally regret a drunken encounter just to own the libs, right?

Most of the male characters were believable, except the guy who ended up having sex with Stifler's mom, spoke with some weird affectation, and announced he drank scotch over beer. Was this a type of guy everyone knew in the mid 90s? He'd be instantly labeled toxic incel today.

Yes. It was Coastal Carolina University who created the poster. This is the way American universities operate today.

Power Rankings of the Movies?
4>2>1>3
Not that three wasn't hilarious as well, but still.

He seemed pretty believable. Thought every school had that one douche who tried to act like he was above it all and thought he was already middle age.

They technically raped each other.

all the people saying bullshit, this guy is 100% right. live video was very low quality unless you wanted constant buffering. i had decent internet since 97.

>mfw I left my computer on overnight downloading the 9-minute E3 Metal Gear Solid 2 trailer 480p in '00 or '01.
>mfw I can just look at it right now on Youtube.

youtu.be/cq6L1HV5gz4

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technically a man cannot be raped by a woman

That's what made him seem unbelievable. There were two kids at my high school like that, but they each had zero friends, let alone the type of normal hs guy friends who would make a pact to lose their virginity.

wtf mind blown. and i watched this the year it came out on vhs

DUDE yes. remember quicktime player and realplayer? good times. i had to wait like a month for magazines to include the e3 trailer on demo discs. was worth it though. i played the shit out of the mgs demo and got the full game weeks after my friends for my birthday. then the jump graphically for mgs2... that was the most amazing of all time i think.

there was a guy like that at my high school and we just sort of mocked him. that said if we made a pact like this he'd have gone with it just to fit in

Get ready for an indian girl doing this for the remake

Nothing wrong with that.

t. boomer on life support

fucken die already

>RealPlayer
>good times

No. Fuck RealPlayer; and FUCK every site having to use RealPlayer open all videos and all music. Fuck that thing.

I do miss browsing the late-90s/early-00s internet, though.

Consensual sex is still allowed, user. You should try it.

would you play russian roulette with 90% odds?

>The joke will be that she ISNT shaved, and will have a massive hairy bush instead

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Incredible footwhore

Realplayer wasn't that bad one year before dying, when it would record and download every video you wanted from the internet with one click

maybe if you get yourself drunk and your drunk ass consents to sex, it isn't rape. that shame you feel isn't the other person's responsibility

If that actually happened to you, you’d best believe there’s tons of lawyers out there ready to eviserate dumb discrimination situations like this and the even dumber thots out there thinking they can get a free cash out.
They aren’t doing it out of the goodness of their hearts you see, but they are smart and understand how the pendulum of double standards swing back and forth with the inequalities that inevitably follow

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>blink 182
I did not remember that

Half the time that download tab wouldn't pop up and that was a bitch too.

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>portray a non-white female in any kind of unflattering position
Not gonna happen.
Instead, it will still be a promiscuous white girl who is going to have premarital sex with the guy, but it will be a Black or Indian guy.

Hollywood HATE the idea of any kind of white male interracial relationships. When women are doing it, it's "sexually liberating", but when men do it, it's "colonization all over again!"

I wanna hear the big joke. What's so funny, ya fuckin parade float?

I remember it worked really good when it started and then after an update i never managed to make it work again, i was pissed. I used to record camwhores.

good taste indeed

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god damn, remember leaving the computer on downloading a single mp3 overnight. Even websites took a couple minutes to load. Then the flashing and spinning gifs all over the place. The early stages of the internet was fun.

I mean a bunch of students immediately pointed out how fucked it was, the poster got destroyed, and the university was publicly shamed, so...

Yeah only a faggot would go to the police and report they were the victim of rape. Only a FAGGOT would report that they were VIOLATED by someone else.

>t. born in the 60's

>777
trips of kek

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i'm able to excuse a lot in this scene and how it plays out but why the fuck would she sit down and start masturbating at a practical stranger's house when he is waiting for her downstairs. unless she was hoping for him to come in?

>Ok, glad to hear sanity still reigns
>UK
Ahahaha

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Isn't it established she's extremely horny for loser nerds? Why did this bother her?

As if there wouldn’t be sexual tension to address if everything was wholesome and perfect in the ethnostate. If you repress sexuality in a society, you’ll have rebellion and dissent. If you encourage it, you have degeneracy. So enlighten us, user. What is the middle way?

how do you even cum with her just sitting next to you? i couldn't even get close to cumming the first time i got my dick sucked

>but user you are wrong
It's called euphoria

Right but the exact same argument can be made for women about men, but with even worse odds.

So did all of america

The most annoying thing about this letter is the use of the word artefact. An artifact is an item of religious or cultural significance. An artefact is an anomaly discovered in analysis of or caused by an experiment. Basically, the staff at this school are dumb as fuck and putting your kid in private school is the only good solution.

Also, what about religious practice would warrant a Racial Discrimination note? Are they saying all Muslims are sandniggers?

I agree but have had sex, they're bad movies that would get rerunned on daytime tv

Something’s wrong with your dick mate, or your hormones. Normal guys follow a curve of cumming too quick as youngsters, hit the sweet spot in middle age, then take forever to cum as they get old and eventually have a hard time doing it at all. Especially if the girl is hot, if you had/have a hard time blowing your load when you are young you are gonna have a rough go friend. Lots of blue pills in your future, and I wouldn’t count on your dick working at all in the future. Probably 50/50 chance if you are cut it is related to that

ok, incel, premature ejaculation is the sign of healthy hormones and not a mental problem

retard

good job trying to act like a doctor on here bud. he probably just jerks off to porn way too much

i just recently watched all of these and couldn't stop cringing and thinking that there's absolutely no way they could get made today

These very ads are still up at UBC

How do I need to be a doctor. Just a dude with a functioning penis. If you want to believe it’s normal for a young guy not to be able to cum when a qt is gagging on his cock fine, I won’t interfere with your cope any more if it makes you feel better.

hopefully not. I dont know how metoo would play into into it, but it's seriously one of the worst, most obnoxious, most normalfag movies of all time. trash romcom made to appeal to women and put pussy on the highest pedestal imaginable. 90 consecutive minutes of female worship. feminists never bitched about American Pie or any of its no-effort sequels because they aggressively pushed the "women are wonderful" narrative on 12-25's.

>dude sex is everything lmao!
>dude vagina dude! vagina! lmao vagina!
>dude what kind of a loser masturbates? lmao!
>dude worship girls cuz they're perfect! nothing is more important than female validation!
>dude if you havent crushed pussy by age 18 you should kill yourself LMAO!
>dude if you're a REAL MAN you'll do literally anything to touch a vagina!
>dude one time at band camp LMAO!
>one time at band camp! one time at band camp! one time at band camp! one time at band camp! it keeps getting funnier LMAO XD!

this thread proves what terrible taste Yea Forums has. I bet you faggots unironically screech DUDE BAND CAMP BAZINGA multiple times a day.

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gamer gate went bankrupt
me too is next

>Could American Pie be made in the Age of Me Too?
yes, just replace all the white guys with black guys - see Sex Education

Yea Forums told me women love being raped tho