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Do adults still fall for the alien meme? Intelligent Extra terrestrials aren’t real, Roswell was simply a military test gone wrong, and there’s nothing special about area 51
reminder that this is part of the next stage of the agenda introducing us to the fact that aliens exist (((reptillians)))
What is your evidence against it? At this point there is more evidence than not. So you’re a bit of a denier currently
Everyone in the alien/conspiracy/paranormal communities are either boomers or legit schizos
I watched this movie last night it was fun
forgot this movie existed desu
People who say this have never actually delved into it at all. It’s a knee jerk reaction.
yeah I haven't. But I have delved into your moms pussy last night, so I don't really care
i think we are definitely not alone in the universe but whether they're on earth, that's another matter entirely. i'm leaning more toward "advanced human tech cover up", rather than aliens.
Roswell was unironically a weather balloon.
>"delving into" some mentally ill boomer's retarded hobby
No thanks
My favourite computer animation teacher at university said he used his own blue eyes for alien. He now posts pretty based pro brexit posts on facebook.
Then your ignorant opinion can be disregarded
Simple as
t. cancer man
Maybe consider spending your time on a subject that isn't retard tier
I too am very smart.
what makes you think that being an adult = not being a retard?
what alien
It's bigger than ever honestly
>there is more evidence than not
show me anything evidence at all
>At this point there is more evidence than not
care to share
>t.
there is literally zero evidence
Government concocts conspiracies like flat earth to distract from the truth that was beginning to be unearthed in the 90s and 00s. The truth is out there.
Seth Rogen movies are the next stage of the agenda?
Paul in the OP
They wanted him to look more friendly.
He says, while arguing on 4channel
I to do not believe in intelligent extra terrestrial life, fellow civillian. It is silly to believe that we are not the only intelligent life in a universe spanning 40 billion to 90 billion light years in diameter.
There is radar, video, and fighter pilot visuals of craft that operate levels that modern physics would seem impossible. “Literally zero evidence” is an ignorant statement
It's likely that there's intelligent life somewhere out there, but the chances that it made contact with humans is, literally, astronomically unlikely.
Area 51 is a testing grounds for experimental aircraft. There's no evidence of it being anything else.
If they do exist, I hope they are far, far away.
>fellow civillian
Have we met in the Starship Troopers thread ?
Reminder that is only the OBSERVABLE universe. It’s theorized the actual size of the universe is sextillions of times larger than that
Exactly. I can't believe people still fall for that shit.
"OMG there's something in the sky, it must be aliens!"
It's a weather balloon, jackass.
> universe beeg = aliums exist
>humanoid extraterrestrials
>smart phones become ubiquitous
>Every person on earth now has a hi def camera in their pocket
>There's still zero credible footage of alien encounters
Hmmm
XD
It’s like with global warming, they backpedaled to muh Fermi’s paradox
Based
>astronomically unlikely.
And just how the fuck do you come to that conclusion. It’s actually statistically likely. Alpha Centauri is thought to have a habitable planet, and that is our closest star system. There are trillions of star systems.
Based and Barlowepilled
Reminder that if humanoid aliens do exist, abrahamic religions as a concept are officially blown the fuck out
all your crafts "that operate levels that modern physics would seem impossible" can be waved away by a logical assumption that it's secret military/contractor research. These places have tech that are decades ahead of what the public knows
How is global warming related at all
How many schizos you think are actually gonna show up? Like 12?
He's correct that it's very likely. It could be boiled down to a sort of statistics problem. Number of stars, number of planets in habitable zone with appropriate atmosphere, number of planets with liquid water and appropriate atmosphere, number of planets with organics, number of planets with bacterial life, number of planets with complex life, number of planets with intelligent life. When you're talking about ~10^18 stars in the universe, there are statistically bound to be a few.
And most of those trillions of star systems are far out of reach. I believe you're thinking of Proxima Centauri, and X-ray spikes from red dwarfs like Proxima Centauri are usually thought to prevent the formation of life. The larger point is, if there are intelligent species *in range of Earth*, we'd have heard from them. We haven't, and the conclusion is that there's probably life, but that it's all out of range of us.
All the high def military FLIR footage is classified. There are some pretty good civilian footage out there but even your 4K smart phone doesn’t look good in the dark of getting objects very far away
Nah, they'll hamster spin and try to bullshit their way out.
not Mormonism senpai
no evidence
>Do adults still fall for the alien meme? Intelligent Extra terrestrials aren’t real, Roswell was simply a military test gone wrong, and there’s nothing special about area 51
uh huh
But there is evidence
Speed of light exists and is severely limiting due to the size of the universe.
>Alpha Centauri is thought to have a habitable planet, and that is our closest star system
That's fucking four and half light years away.
ayy lmao
What is Varginha
Abrahamic Religions are blown the fuck out without any need for aliens. Evolution, stellar formation theory, etc.
He's not going to listen. He'll rave about how scientists are all in on the liberal conspiracy.
Still, if there were intelligent life, we'd probably have received radio signals from them. We haven't, so there probably isn't intelligent life there anyway.
>implying this is a bad thing for modern governments.
aliens dont exist, but they want you to believe they do
me and the boys on the way back from the frontpage of reddit.
Just christianity
Also evolution isn’t real
I want to believe
>Some guys said some things
Cool
I’m mostly excited about this normie meme because a slim margin is going to take it seriously and and get forcefully ejected. The shaky cell phone footage will be beautiful
Being an adult has nothing to do with it. The people who fall for it on some level know it's bullshit but are bored with just how mundane this universe is, they're legitimately mentally ill, or they're open minded to a fault and could probably be convinced to believe anything. It's the same thing with Super A.I. and the almost magical concept of life extension technology that lets you live indefinitely. It's all bullshit that gains appeal for the same reason religion, MLM, and other scams gain appeal: it tells you what you want to hear.
You want to believe in it so you do, but if you just put your ego aside you'll know you aren't being re-united with your loved ones, you're alone in the universe, this is all there is, no rescue ship is coming, you aren't going to live forever, and no computer is ever going to let you quit your job and explore the universe like Star Trek. Life is most likely a statistical aberration and technologically advanced life is an even more enormous one. There is no purpose to your existence and any purpose you believe you have is an illusion created by your brain to keep itself alive which it will inevitably fail at one day anyway.
Evolution is demonstrably true. And it's not just Abrahamic religions. It's pretty much any religion that has a creation myth.
when will the event take place?
Fake
user-kun that's because the aliens know about our smartphones and now use their stealth technology
Holy fucking BASED
Cringe.
>Still, if there were intelligent life, we'd probably have received radio signals from them. We haven't, so there probably isn't intelligent life there anyway.
Yep. The universe is enormous but startlingly empty. I'm not discounting the possibility of intelligent life out there but odds of it having come in contact with us if so infinitesimally small I don't know how anyone could believe it.
Oh muh gawd dey r goin to testify before CAWNGRESS on NAYSHUNUL TELLYVIJUN
why are mutts so cringe
right, because all we need to blow out the abrahamic religions is evidence of extraterrestials.
>57 species of alien
>Wouldnt even notice the difference between you and me
If this is true, theyre just cataloging humans and calling them alien lol
Anyone else here seen Mirage men? Did you think it was bullshit and if not, why do you think the government would focus so much on spreading disinformation on Area 51 and whatnot? Making shit up about aliens would only increase interest
this
>Evolution is demonstrably true
Is it now
> to have walked on the moon
unbelievable facts indeed
pussy
go film an airplane right now with your smartphone.
>aliens dont exist
Illegal aliens exist haha, gotem
People reported them coming into their homes, taking them onto their ships or having other assorted close encounters.
And now none.
My guy this is assuming our laughable and infantile level of science and tech is the ceiling. Why are you putting our level of understanding next to a civilization potentially millions of years old.
Dis nigga serious?
The mere fact that we haven't received signals from advanced civilizations suggests that there probably isn't a loophole in lightspeed.
download before it's deleted
Four light years is our next door neighbor astronomically speaking.
Our broadcasts have only reached 50 light years. And this is assuming the recipients can even have the capability to detect them or do anything about. Or are willingly trying to communicate back
To be fair we’ve only been listening for alium signals for a comparatively short time
Anyway the idea that “advanced” aliens would be sending radio signals at random into space is just ridiculous.
September 20th I believe?
wtf it moved
not true at all. abductions and other close encounters are still reported
Was being an incel part of your plan?
It’s already theorized you can manipulate space, bending and pulling it with gravity assuming you have the means of creating it. Not too long ago we thought micro cells and bacteria was witch craft. You are really lending far too much credibility on the human level of understanding which again still is in its infancy. We only started producing real technology only fucking 100 years ago man
>buncha fat boomers waddle through the desert to try to "rush" Area 51
>zoomers close behind, constantly flossing and taking selfies
>legitimate schizoids trailing in the back saying how this is how the convergence happens
>all get shot at en mass and die within 5 minutes
>Four light years is our next door neighbor astronomically speaking.
And we've received nothing in radio waves that can travel at the speed of light through space and even if another species had light speed travel they're spending four years to travel here and then probe a few guys and then travel another four years back?
k.
>three-titted female extraterrestrials
So you’re saying human understanding is flawed but yet you believe in aliens
>Reporting
Those liars should have picked up a phone and filmed something.
Grey hands typed this post
do you film your dreams when you're having them?
>evolution
kek
Yeah, *astronomically speaking*. In practical terms, it's a nigh unreachable distance.
>Our broadcasts have only reached 50 light years
The age of the universe makes it statistically likely that alien civilizations will have been advanced and spacefaring for many millenia, if not longer. Why is there no evidence of them? The answer is likely that they're impossibly far away, likely many thousands of lightyears.
>And this is assuming the recipients can even have the capability to detect them or do anything about.
Radio technology is very basic and should be universal for any advanced civilization, no matter where it lives.
You're right that if the aliens were only as advanced as us, we probably wouldn't hear them. It's difficult to transmit high enough gain signals to nearby stars because it takes so much energy. Consider a civilization significantly more advanced than us, though, with a much higher energy production rate.
You're just reciting meme lines you've read in news articles. The Alcubierre Drive isn't all that likely to work. It requires a negative energy region of space, which may be impossible to create with the necessary strength with the casimir effect alone. Typical models of the Alcubierre Drive use exotic negative matter, which doesn't exist in reality.
Not “believing” in aliens is utter stupidity. It’s not a belief it’s close to a 100% chance. If you don’t believe in aliens then you are closer to the Bible than fact.
>boomers storm Area 51
>just find experimental aircraft and vehicles
>take selfies with state of the art tech and post it all over social media
>Chinese copy them and gain technological superiority
>boomers then complain that chinks are taking over
so you admit, it's just their imagination
Glownigger fuck off
So they're just making it up?
nice iphone shop skills, zoomer
>if aliens exist i can finally brfo christians
What if we've been created by some superpowerful alien creature that wanted us to be humanoids for some reasons?
>>Some guys
You mean fucking presidents you stupid shill
>It’s not a belief it’s close to a 100% chance
Close to 100% isn’t 100% also you need to corroborate your statement
This is your ego protecting itself. I understand. But the truth is whether I'm an incel or have had sex with 50+ women is totally inconsequential to the fact that your death is inevitable, you will statistically most likely lead an average/mediocre life, if you have kids, your bloodline (as if that means anything at all) will still probably be diluted or destroyed in a couple of generations and everything you said, did, or cared about will be forgotten. Your entire existence is a delusion designed to facilitate a perpetuation of the delusion.
ufo experiences are not regular ones. they happen in states of altered consciousness and possibly altered reality
no
There's been some real dumb shit flooding the news recently. Almost like a distraction keeping us away from something important idk.
Why is the fact that a bunch of mutts picked some guys in a popularity contest relevant to their credibility?
>they happen in states of altered consciousness and possibly altered reality
Soooo imagined?
>an unelected president
>the worst president
>and an actor
hmm
see
Like Russia?
if thousands or even ten's of thousands of people stormed area 51 would they actually use lethal force to stop them or would some actually make it to the hangers and shit?
>let’s keep assuming lightspeed is the ceiling of interstellar travel
K
I see you have no argument. Since you mentioned Christians, let’s the discuss the implication of what intelligent human-like aliens existing would have on Christianity. Why would God create a group of beings on another planet and keep them separated from us? Where does this fit in his plan? It’s also incredibly unlikely that aliens would have their own version of Satan and that Jesus would spread his teachings on another planet just like he did on earth.
>Let's just make believe it's not
When you just ignore reality alien fantasies are easy, huh?
>Why did peopke pick quotes about people in high position of government and authority that believe in UFO's
Man, I wonder why??? Fucking stupid shills. Derailing the thread for who knows how long since you came in.
Manlet hate crimes.
Not planning on having kids. Death is inevitable, you’re right. Being a downer faggot instead of enjoying life while you have it is a choice, and a gay one.
The material universe is the creation of the Demiurge you idiot.
this holy fuck. how does this shit get hundreds of replies
>The shills also hate Ronald Reagan
No surprise there
if you're only going to say "durrr that's not real" then there's no point in trying to have a discussion with you
>people in high position of government and authority
If anything that makes them LESS credible, not more.
>Extra terrestrials aren’t real
you're post could have been taken somewhat seriously if you had qualified this with
>extra terrestrials haven't visited Earth
it's absolutely pantsu on head retarded to assume there is no intelligent life elsewhere in the universe simply by looking at the numbers
>let’s the discuss the implication of what intelligent human-like aliens existing would have on Christianity
there are no aliens
You don't want a discussion because you can't reason your beliefs in aliens beyond imagination. Like a child. Now you're crying taking your ball and going home. Pathetic.
>gnosticuck calling anyone idiots
Our understanding of science changes rapidly. We just confirmed gravity to be a wave a few years ago. We are going to laugh at everything we currently theorize in 100 years. If you think that the height of travel ends at lightspeed then lmao.
You as well as many are just scared to admit we don’t know a lot. You act like we’re the masters of the universe when we have not even left our fucking orbit lmao.
>takes drinking glass and dips it in ocean
>no whales here, couldn't be any in the whole ocean!
>simply by looking at the numbers
Same argument could be used against evolution
>seen Mirage men?
No.
>Did you think it was bullshit
It doesn't matter.
The official policy of the U.S. government became to deny and explain away ALL incidents of "ufo's" as either natural phenomena, mis-identifications, lies, or tales from the insane. It doesn't matter how many people the government may have fucked with as a result of that policy, as there's plenty of on-duty military and professional aviators that have observed E.T. vehicles flying through the atmosphere to discredit their entire smear campaign against the general public.
In short, the feds are lying pieces of human filth, little different than their Stalinist commie peers.....except for that whole gulag/political murder thing.
Explain to me how traveling beyond the speed of light is theoretically possible.
>66 posters
>136 replies
>Ever since the ad hominem using shills trying to derail the thread, samefagging went through the roof for over an hour
Yea Forums posters don't samefag this many fucking posts and ignore points and are passive aggressive. These are the same people derailing a shit ton of other threads in the last 3 months since they came.
i never said anything about "aliens" or "belief." brainlet
Retarded argument because whales obviously exist.
not really.
there's a line in Job about how God hasn't told us everything he made.
sciency stuff would have been irrelevant to the audience of the time, no reason it has to contradict our current understanding.
no idea what you're trying to say
>Is it now
Yes.
HOW it started and why, not so much, but you have to be an idiot to not agree that species evolve over time to adapt to their enviornment. The skeletal and fossil records clearly demonstrate that fact, user.
>Yea Forums posters don't samefag this many fucking posts and ignore points and are passive aggressive. These are the same people derailing a shit ton of other threads in the last 3 months
How fucking new are you?
>too autistic to understand analogies
the point is that we've looked at the equivalent of the glass of water into space. even though we haven't found anything yet, it'd be retarded to assume there isn't anything.
holy shit I forget there are legitimate autists here sometimes
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse. Total child and the mental capacity of one.
not an argument
yeah let's get back to talking about the reddit meme in the OP, fucking retard
How about a moon pic I took with my phone. This is the fucking moon, mind you, and the photo is pure ass.
All the cameras people have are designed for close up photography in ideal lighting, not for capturing a 40 meter object flying through the atmosphere at 20,000 feet 5 miles away.
People are so dumb.
>you're being obtuse because you exposed my moronic assumption
brainlet
>to adapt to their enviornment
Evolution is not a conscious process. You think some proto-fish just said one day, I’m gonna evolve into a monkey?
Your analogy was shit.
t. spacenigger
>Haha if I just avoid the fact that I can't defend my opinions and claims
Anyone that claims to have been in contact with aliens is a liar and anyone that believes their lies is stupid.
>Your analogy was shit.
what don't you understand about it, baby?
There is absolutely no rational reason to believe aquatic animals lived in water until you or some caveman actually saw one.
>haha it not real chekmate
brainlet
>I'll just keep repeating it haha then I can just avoid the fact I'm not smart enough to rationalise or argue my viewpoints
Seething.
>cavemen didn't have the same scientific curiosity as modern man
wow you don't say
brainlet
Nothing scientific about aliens
what do you gain from pretending to be retarded?
you are pretending, I hope.
cute
more like pussyn't
Seething manlet too unintelligent to defend his viewpoints
I’m not retarded or pretending because I’m not a believer in aliens.
>Universe is literally infinite
>Aliens don’t exist
Pick one
Nothing will fucking happen. Most likely scenario is the military guys fire a load of machine gun rounds into the air and everybody shits their pants and goes home. If it ever comes to that
Kek
can't believe he killed jfk
so you're just willfully ignorant of the size of the universe and all that it implies. cool. good to know there are people this legitimately stupid, keeps me on my toes.
>implying Musings is canon
>Implying the humanoid aliens aren't demons in disguise
>atheists want to believe in something not proven so religion can be disproven
really makes you think
Okay Aliens are definitely out there, so what about ghosts?
>allister crawley drew a demon he summoned
Yea, fuck off with your cancer, "demons", and "summoning" shit.
Does it even need to be disproven when people were inherently evil and retarded thousands of years ago?
that is EXACTLY what an alien would say. you can't fool me, bitch
Pisses me off when people compare aliens to ghosts demons and Bigfoot.
>dude gods not real grow up, there is no evidence for him to exist!
>dude there are totaly more advenced civilizations than humanity, just like in my movies and video games!
They aren't real and you don't need a renovated basement. It's better off dark and used to store old furniture covered in webs.
Intelligent life outside Earth is literally impossible because mankind was created by God. There may be single-cell organisms and various primitive beasts out there but nothing on the same level of intelligence as us.
ayy lmao
Wouldn't they just get gunned down with a minigun or some shit
Right? People don’t consider the alien ghost aspect of sasquatch’s because they are clearly not from earth and spiritual to a level
this isn't even the fun kind of shitposting
goddamn this site is so shit
>some proto-fish just said one day, I’m gonna evolve into a monkey?
No, some "proto-fish" was born with better "X, Y, Z" that allowed it to survive, fuck more bitches, and pass on those better "X, Y, Z" genes to more offspring, improving the species.
Rinse, repeat a couple billion years and you have an "evolved" species.
We do the same shit intentionally with all of our tools, user, that's why we're flying today instead of riding around in carts.
As if they didn't move all the real shit somewhere else and let 51 become a meme so people wouldn't look somewhere elae
Reminder If you don’t “believe” in aliens then you might as well be a Christian.
Says who?
why?
>Rinse, repeat a couple billion years
That’s quite the leap in logic
Ecclesiastes 11:5
>As you do not know the path of the wind, or how the body is formed in a mother's womb, so you cannot understand the work of God, the Maker of all things.
doesn't mean he didn't make intelligent beings with their own path to salvation elsewhere.
how narcissistic and small-minded can you be to think that the God that made you couldn't possibly make others like you. Do you really think God can be limited by humanity?
en.m.wikipedia.org
I basically am all for this theory still, really the only plausible reason we still haven't had any contact that at least the general population is aware of
Because to deny the very very likely chance there is life in the universe is to be on the same level as a fundamentalist Christ who believes we were created alone by design
Ayy
Bet your fucking ass the governments have hard evidence there is other intelligent life and that they are among us
>you cannot understand the work
of God
This seems like a cop out answer, you’re telling me that an all powerful being couldn’t present his knowledge and ideas in a form that humans could understand and believe
>not stealing a female alien
Why are religious people so condescending with their whacko talk and glossed over eyes
You fear your mortality, accept it and cope
I'm the last person you should have posted that image in response to user. I have 0 contempt for religion.
the audience of the time wouldn't have understood nor found it relevant to know the exacts of scientific processes
cia glownigger
Then how do you explain this alien spaceship I photographed
comparing aliens to bigfoot doesn't mean denying the possibility of extraterrestrial life
>condescending
how was my post condescending?
>you are not able to comprehend the invisible Santa Mcguffin
Welcum to erf
No, you're just too stupid to understand how significant time and mutation is in the process of change.
oh so you misinterpreted my post
I was saying that that user was using his own human experience to limit his belief as to what God could be capable of
Do you retards actually believe humans just originated from some dumb apes and suddenly got superpowers that allowed us to do things that can only be deemed impossible?
> muh monkeys and typewriters
not an argument
>only plausible reason we still haven't had any contact
We haven't had any contact because we're still savage animals that would use any kind of "contact" as a tool to attack our fellow humans to gain further control of the planet.
They know this. Moron.
They cant use lethal force on civilians, sure they can make it to the hangers but i doubt the civilians can organize themselves for the run
I don’t believe that either actually. I do believe in a great design, but I do not subscribe to dogma
The superpowers you are talking about all stems from advanced logic and reasoning via evolution. Please provide a better answer that can be proven
don't worry. it's just an inside joke to catch newbies
everyone replying is on it
Prove the Big Bang. Oh you can’t
>we're still savage animals
Speak for yourself libcuck.
>Expect /pol/ thread crying about Seth Rogen/atheism
>Instead kino UFO thread
holy based
Literally anyone who talks like this is baiting or retard. I don't mean you have to believe Area 51 conspiracy theories, more that anyone that attempts to shut down stuff in this manner is retarded. I've never once seen an intelligent person drop a "nuff said."
lethal force is authorised on all military installations. whether they actually would do it is another question
>They cant use lethal force on civilians
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
All thanks to me, I was the one behind this post
based conversation steering user
thank you based user
Kek nice cop out attempt
People are capable of subscribing to the idea of evolution and not the Big Bang theory
But if your trying to package everybody that doesn’t believe in god into this mouthbreathing stereotype imagine what we think of you.
They wouldn't make it to a hangar as they'd have to drive in, and they'd just block the roads. If they tried walking in, they'd be seen long before they ever got close enough to be a problem and dealt with accordingly.
Between air force rotary and fixed wing assets, private security, and DoE elements, you're not getting in the place.
Glow in the dark cia s n e e d
I’m not even religious but you can’t mock it when you don’t have the answers either buddy
We need more people like you buddy
>rotary and fixed wing assets
Do you call guns "platforms" as well?
How's the acid attacks?
Obsessed.
how’s the wall :^)
What did it report?
Sure but people are roping science as if it’s own lesser religion when they feel personally attacked when they get attacked on their pseudo magic shit.
How’s your refugees
A rock? Probably nothing
>evolution is the answer to everything bro
How come humanity is the only intelligent species ever to exist on earth?
>pseudo magic shit.
Just like the Big Bang
how’s the spics
donnie deported them all right?
yea. its annoying when people get "serious" and "man up" about some woo woo thing ... like, wew watch out they are not kidding around this time they are gonna make a move that gonna silence the skeptics forever! and inevitably... you know what comes next... absolutely nothing but some attempt at a crafty excuse. the end of the world is next year folx etc
Difference is your government delivers them with open arms. There is a resistance here.
If it makes you seethe more, certainly.
not from donnie :^)
I like military jargon user, keep using it.
Go be obsessed with the United States somewhere else Europoor. This thread is about ayys
Of course, I doubt anyone will even show up, maybe 100 people at most. They will get turned away at the border when they see the trucks sporting giant turrets. I also doubt Area 51 still houses anything significant to conspiracies, probably just prototype aircraft.
The good shit is at S4 and a lot of it got transferred to Utah bases. Area 51 is a relic and cia glowsticks keep disinformation leading to that base to keep eyes off the real shit
Flat earth conspiracy was a psyop created by Russians to test gauge online audiences that would be willing to publicly embrace and promote completely shit ideas based solely on their distrust of elites. It worked. Russia went back to the same idiots to promote trump
Come to "area 51", then.
Le Russian bot meme. Hi buzzfeed
You never would have convinced me in the past that "flat Earth" would ever become a thing.
My faith in humanity was obviously misplaced.
There is 0 evidence against it and 0 evidence for it. Why? Because the universe is stupid fucking big.
KINO
