Why was she always so horny?

Why was she always so horny?

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Slut.

Fuck she always looked so good in them panties, why do the hottest tv stars never do nude scenes

My gf is basically a nymph and would have sex 5 times a day with me if possible. And I only need (or want) it every other day usually so I live a bizarro existence where I get pestered by my gf for sex constantly.

>can't satisfy his nymph gf
oh no no no he doesn't know

Right.

I do know. Hopefully she's scared enough of me leaving that she wouldn't try anything. But what am I going to do, leave her because her horniness is a risk? Fuck no, sex on demand is awesome.

is someone going to tell him?

Sorry user, but...

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low intelligence low self esteem. dont wife these kinds of chicks whatever you do

Scheisskopf?

More Kate vids please

no nigga you don't get it
she's gonna blame it on you
it's over

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We will see. She doesn't go out or anything and is deathly afraid of me leaving her as I've already done it before, I'd drop her ass if I found proof she was messing around and she knows it.

Are you what we would call, a "Chad"?

she did wonderful, terrible things to my balls when Lost was on tv
oof

I'm a manufactured Chad not a real Chad, incelness in my teen years drove me to the gym and to get a good job. Isn't hard to impress women these days with half the younger population out of work or underemployed and/or NEET.

ME KATE
ME THROW ROCK

Fuck off, no she's not

FUCK BRO

this webm just triggered a memory in my brain

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS???

Ah so your ugly, not a chad.

She is tho

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ur picturing his gf as a hot girl but she's 100% a busted hog, ignore him and move on

It was a different time

No I'm not, uggos get uggos.

Castaway

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Yeah, Katie was a psychopath slut, she knew exactly what she was doing. Case in point the scene in that webm, psycho Kate pretends like always she didn't know someone was in the room. Really Kate? Nobody is buying it.

thats because your gf is ugly

Uhm sweety, just because you're an incel doesn't mean other people have to be.

Have sex.

what does it feel like to go swimming with a girl and tickle her tummy like that?

I'm not ugly, I was just awkward but sexual frustration forced me out of my shell. I still don't navigate society with the comfort and ease that a Chad does but I make a great impression thanks to the life I've built and that does most of the work.

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It's nice, girls have soft tummies.

what a fucking whore

In other words, you are ugly.

Pretty much

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Ok

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How does he do it bros?

she's nice but the complete lack of hips is strange

pure std ridden filth

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She's such a pitslut

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Too bad it's all padding in there.

its because she used to be a man

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He doesn't, the whole interview is staged to make it playful. This goof just takes it to 11. If you think his goofy looking ass would actually have women flirt back to him in a real scenario you need a reality check.

How's she do that knot thing with her hair?

>uhh sweetie can you please fetch my sunbathing lotion and don't mind me being best girl

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Claire was cutest

Par for the course with white women.

>best girl
That is Rousseau

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Women magic

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Don't listen to these virgin faggots. I dumped my ex because of her insane sex drive. It puts a mental strain on you in the long run, and she was 100% faithful. She was the kind of girl who wouldn't be scared of telling me if she was cheating

Based vertical poster

give birth

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>what do you mean we're Lost?
really damon?

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>LOST was 15 years ago
really makes you think

What is this from?

>sex 5 times a day
That's a lot for you limpdick? Let someone hightest have her instead.

the lost world zoom zoom

Mother of biscuits she's looking tasty.

I forgot how hot this island could be

Did it bother you that badly? I've gotten her to not pester me as much about it. I just figure some annoyance from her is better than ending up in a relationship with a chick who doesn't want to put out more than weekly. I have friends with nearly dead bedrooms and that sounds like torture.

>I've already done it before
Now she knows you're a beta who crawls back. She's not afraid.

Wrong Rousseau

There's literally nothing sexual about tickling, he's just having innocent fun here

>Castaway

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Because she was deserted in paradise with 2 hot Chads who wanted to bone her.

The male equivalent would be deserted with Sarah Gadon and Ana De Armas, and they both really want to fuck you.

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SAYID'D

>Sarah Lynn Gadon (born April 4, 1987)
>Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988)
More like being deserted in geriatrics ward.

t. zoomer pedo

>She was the kind of girl who wouldn't be scared of telling me if she was cheating

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This, some girls wanna fuck all the time. Others you have to almost twist their arms to get some.

It's 100% allowed to cheat on type 2 girls. Just annihilate some tinder thots pussy on the side without a shred of guilt. What the fuck do those kind of girls expect anyway?

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Nice body double

Virgin cope, lmao. Women are more faithful, incel

>2 hot Chads
Sawyer and?

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>Virgin cope
I wish, beats getting cheated on

Those kinds of believers are the first to suicide when they get cucked

>ywn be inside mommy

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People who post like you have never been on a date or kissed a girl.

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Neither have white knights.

You're a miracle worker Pierce

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I hated her so much
was so happy when she dies

FUCK

Thicc Evie looks like a fertility goddess. Would flat out refuse to pull out.

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>implying she wouldn't lock her legs around your back and keep you from pulling out while your think, hot father water pumped into her for a full 30 second orgasm.

Only good thing about that movie was Evie. Dream wife.

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>It's a Kate Episode

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Kill yourself

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I usually don't get turned on by feet enough to jerk off to them alone but this is different

Yeah right

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Nymph is not the same as nympho you retard

Autism

same except she wants it twice a week but I'm fine with twice a month.

who gives a shit?

>wah my gf let me
>oh here's another one
>wah she left
>oh here's another one

swings and roudabouts

YWN

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them earmuffs tho

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yes young rousseau was the cutest

why would you post this?

"No!"

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“In biology, a nymph is the immature form of some invertebrates, particularly insects, which undergoes gradual metamorphosis (hemimetabolism) before reaching its adult stage.”
bro ur gf is a fucken bugchild

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If I didn't cut our fuck sessions short, my gf would literally have sex with me nonstop all day until we both passed out from exhaustion. And I'm not trying to imply I'm a sex god, it's just that some chicks are wired up so sex = really fucking awesome form of affection from my boyfriend with literally no downsides, so why the fuck not have it any time you can? Meanwhile, some girls are wired to treat sex like a cookie that their trained seal bf has to jump through hoops to earn a crumb of. For them, putting out is like sacrificing a pawn in a game of chess: a tactical maneuver that must be done sparingly and strategically.

Because she had a mirror
That's what I said the first time I saw this thread, and I'm saying it again now

noice

Why tho?

Sounds like heaven desu

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Hells yes. I could never choose between the two, but I'm thinking it was probably Rachel Blakely more often.

WHY HAS NO ONE POSTED HD PIT KINO

Samesies. I can barely get it up and she wants it all the time.

my gf and I had a period where we had sex for 6 hours every night and it was literally wearing the skin away on my penis so that there was a big sore there that gets a scab on it, now we're back up to doing 3 hours every night and it's opening the sore back up and its making getting a boner hurt as the skin heals too tight each time, whenever I try to tell her to keep it short it turns her on that she's literally destroying my dick and then I get turned on too so I give in and keep going

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Oh my.
How come I haven't seen this before.

It won't work on the long term, sorry

>twice a week is some kind of nympho thing
Once a day is whay I consider normal level tier.
Twice a month is 30+ years old, together for 10 years tier

>that part when she kidnaps Sayid

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This is a safe space. I judge you on taste, not fetish.

does lost hold up today ? is it worth a watch with my gf? for context she enjoyed
>the sopranos
>breaking bad
>six feet under
>dirty john
to name a few

No. Half the reason to watch it was the suspense each week and the cultural vibe around it. Now that you know the story just wasn't finished and all those questions were just unanswered to look cool it kinda ruins it.

i judge on fetish
gas all footfags

ok thanks i wont bother then

I'll tell him. You don't make her cum. It's either you or your pencil dick. You keep giving her the female version of blue balls which is why she keeps wanting it to finally cum.

Give her a 45 mins with me and she'd be sore for days.

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she's fucking 5 black guys with huge penors behind your back bro

lmao

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based delenn

t. roastie

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fucking kek, i can relate to the whole weak-will when the fucking starts

what a footslut hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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