Is it realistic that Ann Perkins would be single in parks and rec? Takes me out of the whole show

Is it realistic that Ann Perkins would be single in parks and rec? Takes me out of the whole show.

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>is it realistic a mid 30s slut with a receding hairline and a shitty office job would be single
Yes, retard. Single doesn’t mean you’re a virgin, virgin.

Yes, She's incredibly high maintenance and think she's worth more than she is. Chris is literally the perfect guy ([spoiler[he was written that way[/spoiler]) and she wasn't good enough for him, but thought she was too good for everyone else.

Wow wtf

Leslie is post-wall, and acts accordingly.
Ann is post-wall but expects to be treated like fresh-on-the-market prime pussy.

She was still sleeping with a bunch of random guys on the regular when single

leslie is much hotter because of this

This show is inferior to The Office almost entirely because of her character.

Well to be fair at the beginning of the series she was working a shitty hospital job

No doubt, I want a Leslie mommy gf.

Leslie Un-ironically is an ideal partner. She'd give you blonde children and make sure they have the best tutors

How was he perfect, he was an obese, moronic NEET, you dumb fuck

It's a fucking plot point that she can land any guy she wants, she's just picky. There's literally a scene where a bunch of guys bid on her at an auction

Chris was Rob Lowe's character, retard. You're thinking of Andy.

>children
eh, she might be a little too ripe.
Nobody wants a downie.

Season 1. She's forced to leave her job to raise your kid and channels her powers into parenting and pta. Kid goes to Harvard and becomes senator. You are one proud papa

She's a stand up lady but you can't just stop the gametes from degrading.

>leslie is much hotter

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he wasn't perfect you retard. he was totally overbearing and a control freak (not intentionally but still). he would also freak out about his health and mortality constantly.

she wasn't high maintenance at all. if anything, leslie was 10x more high maintenance. leslie was super needy emotionally, got jealous of people constantly, and always tried to tell people what to do in their relationships.

again, neither of them are bad. but ann perkins is smoking fucking hot. its dumb as fuck that she would be single. in parks and rec her worst "character trait" is getting to into what her boyfriends are into. when she dated health freak chris, she became a health freak. thats not that bad of a flaw in a woman, that she doesn't really have her own personality and takes your hobbies as her own. could be way worse desu

its even worse that andy dumped her on the office too. makes no sense

you are delusional. no way you've ever slept with a girl even remotely as attractive as rashida jones.

she's not picky. she's just absurdly hot, and so everyone is constantly hitting on her. the dumbass sewer guys, the sketchy biker guys, the retard chads. she says no 9/10 times cause most of the time guys are dumb as fuck and played for laughs. shes not overly picky lel

>that scene where the power goes out and she makes out with a character that was written to be a parody of chad

Gee cant imagine why

Holy shit what an embarrassing post
Relax, reddit. Rashida is a 7/10 max

americans really get excited about halloween? isnt this shit for kids?

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It’s a subtle way to point out what a whore her character is. Whores love Halloween because you can dress like one and get railed by Chad while not feeling bad about it

Halloween is party holiday for young adults in USA

>receding hairline
Women dont have that inb4 umm sweaty trans pic

>7/10 max
Imagine being this much of a certified dicklicker

>NOOO YOU HAVE TO FIND THIS 30 YEAR OLD SLUTTY MUTT AS ATTRACTIVE AS I DO!!!!
Ok bad hairline then, wow what a difference

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t. pedo

never thought of it like that

Rashida is super sexy bro

You have mother problems

yes, i have a slutty friend who is in her 30 and the reason she is single is because she is picky as fuck and is waiting the "correct man" (rich chad thunder cock) meanwhile she fucks random guys and that already gave her a bad reputation, she was a rare gem in her prime 9/10, likes anime, comics, manga, movies and alot of nerd shit and good personality, now she is a 7 and still hot

lol this.

Remember when she bangs a bunch of dudes and can’t even remember their names? Her pussy must smell

She should have ended up with the Pawn Shop guy, he had nitrous oxide

That whole scene felt weird and forced. It didn't even fit her character

I love that shit
They give it away like its meaningless and then are totally surprised when it renders it meaningless

this whole show takes me out of the show and puts me into the toilet (puking)

>IT'S FOR KIDS!
Probably the most virgin argument ever devised.

>Women dont have that
They do actually. It's caused by going to the hairdresser to often, using straighteners and caustic dyes. I know some women who look like they're in chemo because of how much they rape their hair

>high-maintenance bitch with a princess attitude fucks her way through life
>never satisfied with whatever guy she's dating
>grass is always greener on the other side
>hits the wall
>guys her age are now in their prime and fuck much younger and hotter girls (Chris and Jerry's daughter)
>spoiled bitch tries to convince herself she doesn't want a man and has to resort to finding a sperm donor

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It's mostly caused by having too tight ponytails. Ariana Grande is gonna be responsible for some fucked up zoomer thot hairlines in the future.

oh yeah, that too

Go to bed Rachida

with me preferably

My wife loves Halloween and starts planning/making her costume in August

Believe it or not user, not every woman is a total whore!

>americans really get excited about halloween? isnt this shit for kids?
Halloween is the US version of a Tarts and Vicars party.

This says a lot about several things

About as realistic as her face

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>thought she was too good
Bingo

The racist Indiananites don't want to sully their gene pool with her exotic features.

>Incels have no compression of makeup

Shocker

Have sex incel

I really want to be loved.

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Best guy for her. Mud pits and whip-its for life.

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>compression

Based and Aryanpilled

Yes, it's a huwhite holiday. Everyone is is just appropriating.
Dressing up in costume is fun (instant ice breaker) and good haunted houses are great.

>makeup
Sure thing, sweetie

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i like this show a lot
its bright and colorful and all characters are friendly and wholesome
watching it i feel like a kid seeing keys jiggled in front of me
wish there was more cozy shows out there like this one

You sound retarded but I agree with the sentiment. It's good-natured, comfy show

Check out brooklyn 99 if you havent. Basically the same style with a lot of extras from parcs and rec showing up as well.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann PERKINS!

im just sleepy
i know the person who hired actors for parks and rec also hired people for b99 and some other good shit
she does job her good

Dont think Ive seen a single miscast in both shows. Damn fine job.

that's what being single means faggot

>She was a rare gem
>Likes anime, comics, manga and a lot of nerd shit
Pick one

I like to make really gruesome decorations and see how many kids shit their pants crying trying to get to the door for candy.
The oldest I've seen chicken out was around seven, hoping to bump that up to the nine and ten year old set this year.

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well... but only kids have fun, right? It's not like based carnaval when we TOO get dressed up but we can also fuck in the street and drink for 5 days

more of a white people thing.