Since there’s apparently no appropriate casting standard in Hollywood anymore, who should play pic related...

>Irish woman

Give me Saoirse.

Gilbert Gottfried

it will be cgi like the Lion King

Let's be honest.

It's not Hollywood taking white roles and given them to asians and mexicans.

It's not Hollywood taking asian roles and giving them to blacks.

It is exclusively Hollywood taking white roles and giving them to blacks.

They should ask Mel to direct, he already did Apocalypto he has experience with directing native americans

Kelsey Chow most probably

How can you top this

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>while Ariel being black makes no difference as far as I can tell.
Are you the same faggot from a previous thread that claimed the fairy tale's origins and the fact that the Renaissance Europe setting and Atlantica being a reflection of Eric's kingdom means nothing? Not to mention all the stock Disney has put into Ariel's image between toys, games, cameos, fucking Disney World. Ariel is a pasty redhead in the public conscious.

If any of you fags gave two shits about the real story you'd know that Disney already butchered it the first time and the mermaid is supposed to DIE in the end. They already destroyed it once, who cares what they do with it now.

sonoya mizuno

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>this gay shit
Quit being a sensitive dishonest faggot. You're so fucking triggered by a dark skinned mediterannean mermaid, you sit around and daydream about miscasts that dont even exist just to be mad about it. You're fuckin stupid and are a pathological complainer

It takes placein the Mediterannean, and yeah it doesnt fucking matter the skin color of a fantasy race of fish people must match the original author's. Your complaint is based in nothing but your own desire to complain

Can't wait for the yellow smurfs.

That warren democrat lady

the problem is that for almost 30 years the world has know Ariel as a redhead
also this

Pretty sure there are enough spic women in the US to fill that role.

God, I love being white.

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The diverse casting is a specific deliberate statement that the hair or skin color does not make the heroine, though. Its just simple child friendly diversity, sure we notoced the hair is no longer red, but honest to god, who cares? I can sympathize with the emotional redhead girls who idolized her hair color, but you didn't give a slight fuck about this until you found out ot was an oppprtunity to complain
Quit lying to yourself retard

The diverse casting is a specific deliberate statement that the hair or skin color does not make the heroine, though. Its just simple child friendly diversity, sure we notoced the hair is no longer red, but honest to god, who cares? I can sympathize with the emotional redhead girls who idolized her hair color, but you didn't give a slight fuck about this until you found out it was an oppprtunity to complain
Quit lying to yourself retard

Bernie Sanders

>it takes place in the mediterannean
We don't know that. That shit is never said in the movies. Eric isn't a Mediterranian name. Original story was located in Denmark. We only know it's European and that's it.
>and yeah it doesnt fucking matter the skin color of a fantasy race of fish people
You conveniently sidestepped my argument of how Atlantica mirrors Eric's kingdom. It allows for Ariel to see similarities between the kingdoms and lets her transition seem more believabke as well as her adaptation into court life much less absurd to the royal family since she would seem like one of the subjects. Inb4 "that doesn't matter ur just mad"
>must match the original author's
If you're adapting a story then it makes sense to adapt author intentions since it adds to world-building. HCA is writing from a world that he lived and thought much more about than some kikes spitballing ideas in some boardroom.

You also conveniently sidestepped my other point that Disney has a 30 year psycho-cultural investment for Ariel's current image and changing that for the sake of being different is exploitative. There's no goodwill way to spin this casting. It was solely a phoned in attempt to get brownie points from SJWs without the genuine enthusiasm to cast diversely in original or unique roles. Blackwashing is solely using the actresses skin color as a draw which is textbook racism.

>Quit lying to yourself retard
Wanna hear how I know you lost the argument ?

based

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You haven't made an argument, you literally just daydreamed up a situation where the smurfs IP (which you dont even care a out) is persecuted by some shit you made up

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I'm just waiting for The Frog Princess to be changed to white.

learn to greentext you fucking newfag

Its impossible to compare two kingdoms if one of them has black people in it? How is that relevant? And Disney is resppnding to lole 50 years of legitimate complaints about the absence of diverse heroines in their work. Sure its corporate and design-by-committee, but do you really deny that there's an audience for this? That black kids and parents don't have some connection to black characters where they didnt think they'd expect them? You don't think white parents and kids dont take it as a small chance to feel coexistence and some form of equity? I know this is Yea Forums and we decide whatever we want to believe, but the idea that there is NO audience for diversity is absolutely wrong. Doing things like this covers a lot of bases and appeals in a lot of different ways.

>no-brain whiner attempts to deflect mockery by lying to himself it doesnt follow the rules
Typical evasive runt. Go dream up another attack on a cartoon you pretend to care about, you fucking priss

Fuck diversity. The audience that’s being catered to doesn’t give a fuck about coexistence and you damn well know it.

You guys realize that The Little Mermaid is about two star-crossed lovers who are kept apart by tradition and their differences, right? Its perfectly fair is Ariel is black

Pocahontas is so underrated. Such incredible animation, it's up there with The Prince of Egypt, but both films are pretty much forgotten.

/thread

They're just trying to sell movies to minorities and liberals, don't be one of those retards who lawyers hinself into believing all these liberal terms are supposed to be right wing. Diversity means more blacks in most cases, and it was asked for, so dont get yourself all twisted

The Princess and the Frog is more underrated than Pocahontas.

Its just liberal casting, why are you so offended and confused by this? You can't wrap your head around it?

A bloo bloo bloo

Why is it always redheads though

Redheads (aka the Irish) are the niggers of yesteryear

I took a black girl named Ariel to the prom, and she always joked she's a black girl with a jewish name from a story about a white woman

You shut the fuck up you faggot nigger. She’s getting changed. I suggest a blond woman. Maybe Scarlett Johansson can whitewash it.

Despite his reputation, Gibson wont whitewash his movies. Id like to see him do more period stuff.

Well bros, seems I found a new waifu

/pol/ is reaching new levels of dumb with the reaction to the Ariel thing

you can't

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Debicki

They are kept apart because Ariel gave up her voice leading to the prince falling for a woman who could talk.

>while Ariel being black makes no difference as far as I can tell.
>a prince falling in love with some wide eyed negro
>In 19th century Pseudo-Denmark
Keep dreaming faggot.

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That's a lot of begging the question for points I didn't make. You also conveniently sidestepped my argument about blackwashing cultural ingrained white characters being rooted in racism. There's nothing wrong with making original IPs with black characters or providing a unique cultural spin on classic tales. Hell Disney did this very thing with the Princess and the Frog and no one bitched about it. They are electing for this casting though purely to treat diversity as a checklist rather than a genuine statement. If half of the people screaming about needing more diversity had more neurons than fingers they would see this disingenuous shit for what it is.
>Its impossible to compare two kingdoms if one of them has black people in it?
Are we trying to pretend like our society is colorblind and there's not cultural, social, and economical differences between the races? That's racist, amigo.

>implying
Just make her a nigger too. They're all spearchucking savages anyway, the plot doesn't change at all.

No, they're kept apart because theyre different fucking species and she lives in the fucking ocean. She has to sell her soul to a witch to try and overcome that. The 'from similair but different worlds' theme is so prevalent in ALM, its completely appropriate if this secret isolationist kingdom has a skin tone

Crystle Lightning

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It is cheap pop casting, but whatever. Marketing or politic, its just a simple tryhard attempt at equity. They're redoing their old movies and trying to respond to a fairly acceptable claim that their product line had been disproportionately white. It is what it is. Maybe a bit cheap but really harmless, its business at worst. As for 'erasing race' by pretending there's no difference, theyre not pretending she's white in this movie, they're overtly re-doing it so the mermaid is black. It's not erasure, its perfectly possible that a mermaid kingdom might have a different race than the surface dwellers

Only movie up there with Prince of Egypt is Hunchback of Norte Dame

These aren't the types of women you want in your life. A one-off fuck perhaps, but after that, you better disappear.

Nice body but holy fucking chadjaw.

The Chinese girl that played an Indian in Wind River would make a perfect Pocahontas.

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nice

a real qt

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Kinda looks like Dua Lipa

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No
She's already a minority so she's untouchable
John Smith will be black though

a CG savage girl to surpass Neytiri

But disingenuous diversity is not equality. People aren't asking for black people to just show up in movies, they're asking for cinema to reflect black culture and the black experience: to have heroes and role models and titantic characters that black in action and not in color. Making a Black Ariel is taking a character, whose image has a profound penetration into the public psyche, and just highlighting their unique spin on movie is that her skin color is different. It's appropriating her skin color for promotion of the movie. It's much worse than just not casting a black actor.
>its perfectly possible that a mermaid kingdom might have a different race than the surface dwellers
Nigger we're talking about mythical creatures. We're not talking about what's realistic about mermaids. It's in service to Ariel and Eric's character that Eric's kingdom and Atlantica are reflections, as above so below, as well as thematically. We don't even know if Atlantica is supposed to be a submerged Wakanda but either option presents an issue with themes of the original movie. Either it's black kingdom and no longer is a reflection of Eric's because of the cultural differences or Ariel is black and they play her like a raceless character which denies her black experience, which is appropriation like I mentioned earlier.

she's got a cigar-eating face

>disingenuous

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SHOES, MOCCASINS, SOCKS
POCAHONTAS WILL NOT, I REPEAT, WILL NOT BE BAREFOOT

So women essentially?
It's surprising that we consider non-white women to be any different than white women

>Pocahontas
It's the only thing Disney cannot touch, mostly because now everybody knows the real story.
>John Smith will be black though
>colonizer
>black

More importantly, who will be playing based Kocoum?

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Yeah it's pure marketing, what can you expect? They're literally casting a wider net and create a movie suite that superficially appeals to minorities while avoiding accusations of scandal. It would be pretty awful if they did underwater Wakanda, but I honestly think they're just going to make Ariel's family dark and treat it like it's no big deal, sticking largely to the original script. Sure it's cheap, but it's not scandalous or offensive. Live action Dumbo is way more offensive than this.

based Biel went away with it

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Cast Brie Larson as Pocahontas and no one would dare criticize it.

everyone listen to this voice of reason in uncertain times

Here’s your Pocahontas right here

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ezra miller is not cute

But it's not just their movies. It's based on source material that isn't theirs. In this case it's Danish. They are disrespecting that source material. If they want to have black characters then adapt black source material.

Cringe and copepilled

based mouse dabbing on toesuckers

>cigar-eating face
Why did I kek so hard at that?

Beyonce

Dwayne Johnson

>chadjaw
Have you SEEN Pocahontas?

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Who is this? Genuinely curious, she's a dead ringer of the character

It wouldn't be fair.

someone who will never be casted.

>Fuck diversity. The audience that’s being catered to doesn’t give a fuck about coexistence and you damn well know it.
>black people are coming for us guys!!

Just cast it entirely with black people. Seems like thats what diversity means now a days.

I'm Native and I know a lot of skinny Native girls, stop being retarded.

white men
>white privilege isn't real, i'm not living life on ez mode

also white men
>women literally worship us

>oh cool a Pocahontas thread
>it's just a bad faith thread made so some ugly fat retard could complain about Ariel

I really fucking hate this board

black people
>we are disciminated against

also black peole
>Easier access to education, more social benefits, guaranteed loans, protected by the government, labeled a higher class citizen by the media, over-represented in the media, free pass for racism, protected by hate laws

>some fag in a wig
I literally cannot wait to see the shitshow when Disney inevitably makes one of the princesses a tranny.

>we are discriminated against
not wrong, I bet you discriminate against blacks all the time. With 100% certainty, i'm sure you call blacks niggers online.

>I'm Native
t. 1/128 Cherokee

Do any cute Mesoamerican women want to do sex with me?

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CRINGE
he hella cute

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Underrated

are they gay together

yeah Colin Farrell fucked his flasshole

You can't. Too bad she got fat

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I wanna be an abusive husban dammit why do i have to be fat and lonely

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I can arrange that, I'll need the soul of your firstborn child in exchange, though.

just another day on Yea Forums

it's the underbite that's the problem

>>white privilege isn't real, i'm not living life on ez mode

Nah it's real. We built the modern world in which you live an relatively easy life compared to your ancestors. Your women lusting after white cock is good compensation.

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Literally everyone who ever lived except for a single person has had an easy life if its fucking relative you goddamn retard

>ariel starts as her red head self
>makes the deal for legs
>instead of losing her voice she becomes a negress
>"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit"

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>Cuckhim

this movie would never get made today.

>this incel wanted a deep retrospective thread on Pocahontas

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its going to be yalitza to trigger all the mexicans again

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They will literally never make a live action Pocahontas.
Not without significantly changing the story.
It would be berated as an ebil wyte man's power fantasy.

why did it take so long to start making mulan live action
its built from the ground up for this future is female timeline

>implying what whitoids did wasnt evil

>Ariel being black makes no difference as far as I can tell
The difference is that the remake is based on the original animation, in which Ariel is white. This isn't an instance like Dragon Ball Evolution where the source material was manga, and Sony turned it into a western popcorn flick with no visual connection. In the case of Little Mermaid, Disney MADE the source material and then Disney adapted it with an unrecognizable lead character.

That self degradation really is something else. White women are too goddamn proud when they have absolutely nothing to be proud about.

How does that black cock taste faggot?

>every character should stick to its original material unless she is white

kys you fucking kike

The bitch from Vikings