I JUST WANT A BIG TIDDY GIRL TO FONDLE WILL WE WATCH A DEPALMA MARATHON IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

You visit Yea Forums. That disqualifies you already, incel.

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keep seething and projecting, incel

me too, user kun. me too

the problem is you all want to be loved but you dont want to love back. you want an idealized non reciprocal maternal love and that's not how human relationships work

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>tfw I had sex last night with a girl (female)
feels good man, it really is all about having sex

how was it?
greentext the whole experience pls

i hate my mom user, but i love big tiddy, dark hair, wide hipped, fat upper arm, cute faced, double chinned, dark eyed sweeties.

i loooove chubby arms and fat mammaries, bros, i loooove them

back to the grave freud

pale ass skin, soft and supple
fat ass tits, I want a couple
shake and jiggle, move and bend
i will suck them, to the end
i will kiss and suck and touch
boobs can can never be too much
gimme boobies, gimme more
i will suck them till they´re sore
let me have them, please be kind
i can´t get them out my mind
kissies, lickies, yum yum yum
softer, sweeter than a plum
i want boobies, gimme now
gimme boobies, lazy sow

>well duh, of course I prefer tits to ass

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>Turn 28 last week
>dad: you need to get a gf now it will help you

Is he right?

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:/

no dad is dadcel

yes. men who get married make more money are report being more happy than their bachelor peers