LET MY PEOPLE GO
LET MY PEOPLE GO
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The moment they became our problem.
YOU, WHO I CALLED BROTHER
how was an animated film about moses and the events pre exodus so kino?
Clap your hands clap your hands
anyone else /sundayschool/ here? veggietales and vbs was pretty great as a kid
>tfw jesus loves me this i know
God:
>Go ask him, faggot
>Wait, no...
>TELL his ass to let you guys go
Moses:
>But he's the fucking Pharaoh, I can't just-
God:
>You can and you will, pussy
>Threaten him and tell him we will kill every first born child if he doesn't
>Remember that time I turned your walking stick into a snake?
>I have your back
Moses:
>Okay, but this had better work
>I just want to go on record as saying I'm slightly uncomfortable with this
>Okay, Mister Pharaoh
>Let my people go
Pharaoh:
>Hmm let me think about that for one second...
>Uh, probably not, bro
>I'm not going to start a refugee crisis and make you guys everyone else's problem
>Also, you sort of seem like you're losing it talking to your imaginary friend and that freaks everybody out
>You could end up going crazy, mutilating your dick, and wandering around in the desert like some looney tunes dipshit
>Just stay here where it's safe, man
Moses:
>He said no.
God:
>Tell him we'll kill his kid.
Moses:
>WHAT!?
God:
>I'M GOD, FUCKING DO IT.
Moses:
>Okay, let my people go or my God and I will murder a bunch of children.
Pharaoh:
>The fuck did you just say to me?
>Maybe he's actually serious and I shou-
God:
>*hardens Pharaoh's heart*
Pharaoh:
>No, I don't think I will let you Jews go, and actually, you're kind of a total prick, Moses
God:
>Geez, Moses, looks like you and I are gonna have to murder those children after all man, bummer
Moses:
>We'll show him
>Now everyone go and murder a whole bunch of sweet little lambs and splatter the blood on your front door because God is going to mass-murder some children tonight
God:
>Haha hope you don't have any plans for the next 40 years, faggot
Moses:
>Why?
3000 YEARS LATER...
Jews:
>Waaaah why don't people like us, let's rip off Disney's animation style and make a movie depicting Moses as a huge chad because we were totally the good guys
>Also see those pyramids?
>We built them
>Not sub-saharan slaves
Were God and the Jews supposed to be the good guys?
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Yikes, cringe, have sex
M O R A L L Y D I S H O N E S T
This is absolutely beyond cringe. Its a fantastic movie and if you disagree you are just contrarian
>jews tell the story of jews
Based Chad kikes
because ancient Egypt is kino
>Brother... I love you. But... I just can't shake the feeling that if I free your people, I will doom the world to thousands of years of conflict and bloodshed.
based opinion. anaksunamun gave me one of my first bonners
Shame Ramses didn't finish the jews right then and there. Imagine a world without jews.
there will probably never be another good film about ancient Egypt
when it's Jews being oppressed:
>OH NO STOP THIS MURDER STOP THIS SLAVERY OF MY PEOPLE, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU
when its jews oppressing others:
>lmao get fucked, we are holy men and it's gods will that we murder you and your sons and rape/enslave your 5 year old daughter. also Israel is ours now
UPON YOUR CATTLE
UPON YOUR SNEED
Sounds pretty based, don't know why it's the Jews responsibility that Euros are fucking cucks
Who was in the right here?
didn't read shit, but I already can tell how cringe it is
This is the most cringe and unbased post on Yea Forums right now.
>Pharaoh:
>>The fuck did you just say to me?
>>Maybe he's actually serious and I shou-
>God:
>>*hardens Pharaoh's heart*
>Pharaoh:
>>No, I don't think I will let you Jews go, and actually, you're kind of a total prick, Moses
Kek
>Moses face when he fucked up his brothers kingdom for turncoat heretics
If the Jews were gods chosen people why did he punish them so much
>When you real thirsty so you hit the rock twice but then are never allowed inside the promised land
Tsundere
Look at current times, then think again why
im not jewish but i assume its because they may think suffering and being tested is part of being chosen and special. its not a free ride. that being said i was a christfag for a while and i learned that there are no chosen but everyone is on equal ground in since god loves everyone
this guy said it much better than i did
So why is god not punishing Jews today?
This is what i want to know considering how the vast majority of Christian animation is fucking terrible.
He's playing the long game, just like that time he let them think they were going to be accepted into German society before pulling the rug out from under them
Exodus never happened. Hebrews were not slaves in ancient Egypt. Hebrews didn't genocide Canaanites because Canaanites were proto-Hebrews. Even modern Israeli historians confirm this.
god made it good duh
ever wonder why winners don't have to tell people they are winners? they just know they are. If you suck balls you are going to run around telling people it's all for a purpose
then why doesn't he make all bible animations the height of kino
because he felt like it. he's god duh
So what did they really do in Egypt?
ok fair enough that's understandable
chilled and were kangz
Ran shops and shit until the Egyptians got sick of them
nothing. if they were even there
There is literally zero evidence Jews were ever enslaved in Egypt.
No hieroglyphics, no statues, no circumcision guillotines, nothing.
Based.
Ancient Egyptians also practiced circumcision user, pretty much all the med-east did
>no evidence
>entire oral history and book passed down for centuries upon centuries
imagine being this much of a brainless sciencecuck
This user is right, the story in itself is disgusting. No matter how pretty the cartoon looks, every sentient being will always reject a low-tier power fantasy like this.
>t. slave morality practitioner
yeah, because the Jews never lie about anything. Who needs archaeological evidence?
>dude we wandered through the desert for 40 years but left no evidence behind seriously it happened just trust us goy
kek
>God hardens the Pharoahs heart
>Even if he wanted to he couldn’t let the kikes leave he couldn’t until god went through his list of plagues
What a cunt
What exactly would they leave in a desert while wandering? Do you realize how fucking stupid this is
Not an argument. We have used religious/mythical texts time and time again to pinpoint where we should perform archaeological digs, and with good results.
Because they're perpetual fuck ups. It's all there in the books.
>pyramids
>built by subsaharan slaves
so uh what actually happened is the jews took for granted egypt hospitality, caused some plagues killed some first born sons then left town? sounds about right
i don't know. how about the same things every human community leaves behind when they occupy a space? any more stupid questions, moshe?
This, they were obviously built by wh*teoid slaves under pure BLACK kangs
The Exodus myth was invented by exiled Jews in Babylon.
Their god is a jealous whiny bitch. Imagine how pathetic one should be to have a god like that. Now imagine a whole tribe of those people.
They keep worshipping demons and shit even though god tells them not to, just read the book
>durr, muh scientific evidence, hurrr, ancient societies didn´t exist if we can´t find their pots and spoons, durrr
>every group of wanderers has to leave behind perfectly preserved utensils that survive for thousands of years, and are conveniently places for us to find in spite of vast desert sands, hurr durr
>t. brianlet
>God allegedly saves your from bondage in Egypt
>Immediately worship a golden fucking bull
There was really no excuse for this shit
every serious historian and archaeologist in israel disagrees with you. enjoy your fantasy books though avi
wonder whos behind these posts...
sorry sweaty but there's no thing as "your people", it's the current year
Dragons and fairies also exists. No physical evidence thought, but bunch of fantasy book feature them so it must be true
Yahweh was one of the many gods of polytheistic proto-Hebrews.
Such as? they were nomadic the entire time, through a desert, please tell me what we are supposed to find you fucking moron
Because he chose them to be the race that would birth the savior of humanity and they kept fucking up.
Moses wouldn't have been brown, he was an Adamic white man
cite 18 please. hell cite 5
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW
What was his fascination with baby cows sucking bull dick?
The keyword here is "WERE".
Sorry, forgot the picture depicting the God of the jews, christians and muslims.
Because he's a Chad god
The Christian god is full soi
Firstly they're called calves, second because it's fucking funny to watch a calve try and get milk out of a bull cock
Seriously, look at the shock on the face of the bull Why is the calf smiling and shitting all over the floor? Why is Yahweh doing a power stance watching this? This is insane.
t. Doesnt understand Exodus
>claims was slave and not allowed to leave
>get later expelled everywhere
>pyramids already existed before (((them)))
>claims was enslaved to build pyramids
>takes over city salem already build by Phoenicians 3000 B.C
>its eternal city of them since 2000 B.C.
Because back then the Jews were Jews and not Khazars who called themselves "Jews" while seeking to undermine western civilization.
You now remember this guy.
>dude I was crucified and then reborn and lots of magic spells happened!
It's a trend
>Moses wouldn't have been brown, he was an Adamic white man
>implying Adam was wh*te
Because they're so sinful. Jeremiah, Isaiah, actually the whole tanakh makes this clear.
Archaeology is the dumbest way of determining history. These people will base entire "-ologies" on their current set of finds and say with total confidence "There was NO X in Y location at Z time period!!!" Then you make a single discovery and they have to throw out whole decades of literature and they'll say with a straight face "We got it this time! There WAS X in Y during Z, but there was NO A in B during C!!!!"
I never forgot him.
Still the best animated film of all time. I wonder how did Japan receive it. Did Miyazaki, Anno, etc, have an opinion on it?
There is though. We know their were Jewish quarters in the ancient northern cities of Egypt. Very recent discovery though.
>Proof of Jewish presence equals proof of Jewish enslavement
>i need to know exactly where they lived, what their work consisted of, what their pay grade was, where they stood on the sociopolitical ladder, and the names of every first born before I accept that they may have been enslaved!
>t.actual brianlet
Just some basic proof of enslavement, that's all.
"They lived there!" doesn't count.
so this is the power of /pol/...
"No"
*isildur face*
iF goD rEaL y baD THIng haPPeN
based DROPPED poster
>Dr Bull, I'm YHWH
rent free
Wish I could find this comic strip of a guy finding single dinosaur bone and then making up an entirely new dinosaur off of that bone
adam literally means to blush
to be white
Adam comes from adamah, meaning ground, clay, red earth. Nice try though.
>nations agreed to give them their own country
>most billionaires and wealth of any ethnic group
>most dictatorship over media
>punished
Adam comes from the Hebrew word H121 'âdâm aw-dawm' ; Adam, the name of the first man.
The same as H120 ruddy, and H119 to show blood in the face, rosy, able to blush
just shut up hamite
Have you ever read the Bible? The Bible tells you what Adam means.
Which Bible have you read? Obviously not something sourced from the Septuagint, an authoritative text
Yea i had to do some of that shit ny grandma was really religious. Shits annoying. Everytime i see her she hugs me really tight and stares like eyeball ti eyeball and says shit like
>let jesus cum into your heart.
>you have to let the lord inside you
Cant help but chuckle.
Oh also everybody has a waterbuffalo
holy fuck i loved that song. also the cheeseburger song
God here.
Don't believe those evil kikes.
I laughed at the trailer for this when I saw it in the theater but you fags convinced me to watch it after showing me a webm of the big shark in the Red Sea.
Literally the first paragraph of the wikipedia article, dumdums. Why would God create a white man first, when He obviously favors browns? The children of Abraham, more than anyone else. Go be white supermacist somewhere else, nazibois
That's the point, or at least part of it.
When they say "chosen people," they mean "chosen to suffer."
I still think Exodus: Gods and Kings is underrated, if for no other reason, because the Egyptian setting looked so damn good.
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>Adamic
Christian Identitarians are part of the synagogue of satan
>Dad and stepmom love musicals
>Stepmom loves animated musicals
>Recommend this movie all the time
>They finally watch and say it was just okay
>Stepmom even says she prefers the "new style" of animation referring to CGI
>She only holds princess animated movies in high regard
Boomers just don't understand, bros.
>how dare they use jews in a jewish story.
complete mistranslation sourced from the masoretic
sorry
>Duuude did you know God is actually the bad guy? Look at these references to pharaoh's hardened heart?
>This is the only interpretation of things
I can't think of a more pathetic kind of rhetoric than "Gods not real but also fuck you God you're not dad!"
>sharing his god with a bunch of ugly liars who have a victim complex
And I thought christfags were degenerate enough.
lmao how
oh I know you're either some enraged mamzer edomite that wishes he could be an israelite or a hamitic equivalent
>shitting on the Bible
enjoy your time in Hell
Musical about tranny nazis when?
>gays hate God
not shocking, he hates them back
You're not an israelite. CI is no different from the Talmud which teaches racial supremacy. It comes from Satan. Repent, or you'll be in danger of committing the unforgivable sin.
tough love, periodically they pissed him off and needed to suffer for their own good.
This imbecile doesn't know how to take screenshots.
The Israelites' sin kept them out of the promised land 40 years. What sin caused their exile from the promised land almost 2000 years, and why is there no temple to this day?
based but cringe
They can't build it until their messiah arrives and approves its construction. A faction of orthodox jews seem to think Trump is the one, they even started minting coins with his face on it and cyrus the great on the opposite side.
Then they'll be able to start the sacrifices again. Except this will only anger Him more.
I don't see what the outrage is about. It was a mildly entertaining story
Here it is. Faces are on the same side.
>has to resort to m-muh hell!
This always makes biblenigs seethe. Reminder there were also no domesticated camels in Palestine at the time period they're mentioned.
Maybe the man IS sent from above. He is unironically uniting Nazis and Jews, the east and the west, in ways no one could predict
t. heathen atheist tranny scum
A man was already sent from above. He died and was resurrected so humans would have a chance to be saved.
I'm not trusting any political leader, especially one the rabbis seem to be obsessed with fulfilling halakha prophecy.
absolutely based, good job making all the retards angry
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seethe more tranny
>people post memes
yeah no shit
>all these seething replies
absolutely based. jidf and christcucks on suicide watch
Is still believing in "Hell", despite everyone knowing now that it was a mistranslation from multiple different meaning words like Sheol and Gehenna, the ultimate litmus test for LARPers who have no idea what they're taking about?
got into this thread looking for this, thanks