5>4>6>3>RO>2>1>S>7>8>probably 9

TPM is entirely joyless, are you trolling? At least parts of AotC and RotS are laughable, TPM is like ritalin in movie form

completely based

Why are the Rebels so fucking lame looking in comparison to the Empire/First Order?

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And AotC has zero.

Well what do you think the Rebels should look like then?
My main problem with the Rebels is that they don't have enough alien soldiers to make it more interesting.

I feel like their aesthetic is lame

This is the worst fight scene in cinematic history.
The guards do random spins, literally wait until Kylo and Rey are ready to hit, and fall over for no reason.
youtube.com/watch?v=C3HMz25LvnY

You completely failed to answer the question.

Random spins and waiting until ready to hit also describe the Qui Gon and Obi vs Maul fight. But it's understandable since 2 sword fighters would completely wreck a single fighter if done realistically.

The second Matrix movie staircase fight has good choreography for Keanu fighting multiple oponents with swords. Star Wars choreographers are lazy.

Wrong, bitch.

5, 4, 6, 3, 1, 7, RO, Solo, 2, 8

Nah, that fight is fucking retarded since the enemies still attack mostly one at a time despite there being like six of them.

BEST TO WORST

GREAT FILMS
4: Perfect franchise start, if no other movie was ever added, would've been a standalone classic
5: *As good* as 4, but benefits from having a perfect starting movie that did the heavy lifting to allow 5 to be as good as it is
6: Best, most emotional moments of the original trilogy. Ewoks unfairly get remembered more than the Vader / Luke scenes that were the series highlights.

GOOD FILMS
Rogue One: An attempt to take a stab at what made the originals great. Fell short, but not by much.
1: Introduced child Anakin that no one wanted, Jar-Jar, Midichlorians and other franchise ruining shit. But still, Darth Maul, Pod Racing, double lightsabers, Liam Neeson Jedi, all great things.

OKAY FILMS
3: Overrated fight scene between Yoda and Emperor and a lightsaber duel so long and pointless it makes you actively start disliking lightsabers. Still, benefits from being better than 2.
2: Constant missteps and a fundamental misunderstanding of what made Star Wars any good. Still, they actually tried.

BAD FILMS
Solo: Proving nothing was learned about Rogue One, shat all over the memory of beloved characters.
8: Left building off the nonsensical tragedy that was 7, how good could it have been? Almost feels like it was made to be deliberately bad, like this was produced by Asylum.

PLAGIARIZED FILMS
7: Line for line A New Hope, but literally worse in every measurable way.

they are all terrible grow up manchild

4>5>6=3=RO>1>SO>2>8>7
Disagree and you are objectively gay.

5>4>6>3>Solo>RO>7>1>2>8

That being said only the first 4 are above mediocre. Solo and RO are fine, not great just fine. 7 is boring. 1,2,8 are just disasters.

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IV
III
V
Rogue One
Solo
II
VI
VIII
VII

Yes, TPM is on top because of Millennial nostalgia. It was the movie that made me fall in love with Star Wars, which the OT reruns on TBS didn't do for me in the 1990's.

No, you're about right. I think 1 and 2 need swapping over, but yeah that's a pretty accurate non-meme list user.

Very reasonable evaluation, only disagree with TPM being anywhere near good. It's the movie that killed the magic of Star Wars.

5>4>3>6>7>2>8>1>Solo>RO