Post Lynchian movies

real life is always so much more interesting and weird than any script

absolute peak unit

Is this achievable natty?

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WTF

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE

Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

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What's going on here?

uh.... what

It's not real. Someone shopped it and then filmed their screen and retards and boomers on conspiracy social media spread it.

Hes a fruit and a vegetable.

Too much norf in one webm

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Actors wearing wax masks for some exhibit. I dunno why they're doing that, but thats what it is and it's creepy.

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>Welcome to the mong olympics

Peak squeamish levels

kek'd

I thought he was gonna give someone a fat fistbump

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I laughed so hard I unironically shat myself

equal pay

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fuck me hes already got ridiculous proportions and he still lifts sumo

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What the fuck? Are they just shit cyclists or is the track supposed to be built as shitty as possible? Like who the fuck makes a track with a sharp turn immediately after a ramp or a speed bum right after a turn where you would have no momentum?

Women

I still would.

absolute chad

>When you're bisexual
I'm shocked he didn't get beheaded for groping that woman's tits though.

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How does no one go after him?

>david duke

I was waiting for someone to just deck him, what the fuck rofl

Without listening to this with the sound on I'm going to confidently predict these events took place in Scotland

Hot

what the FUCK

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>predict
>events in the past

depends on the class

Her entire schtick is a good example

Pretty much everywhere... it's gonna be hot

And judging by the reactions of some of the other pedestrians he does this pretty often, he seems to be known.

>Over 20lbs of PUSSY and ASS

whats the point living without hands

I don't even like Apple but this cunt needs to fucking die.

then I don't need a jacket

Cursed thread

>Are they just shit cyclists or is the track supposed to be built as shitty as possible?
This track was built for male competitors. They did just fine.

The forbidden technique...

wew lad

To watch KINO bro

Based

Battle toad mode activated.

good luck

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that's the uk

It's some sort of endurance race, the men clear that shit no problem.

She's never even fingered herself, she's like a living sex toy with likely no expectations. I would manhandle that gimp

I think your horse is having a seizure

i waiting for the guy in that strange pose to shit his pants or something

I'd rather live without hands than without eyes. Without hands life would be hard but I would legitimately kill myself if my eyes were gone or if I'd turn permanently blind.

True Lynchian kino

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>yurop

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Dude what the fuck that's an animatronic right

Should show more ass instead of her ugly face

what's his problem?

Some ill Asian, bound down so he doesn't rumble through the room.

She'd be perfect if she had those retarded little legs removed, just her thighs ending in stumps would be ideal.

It's an animatronic known as "asians" there are about 2.5 billion of them in the world.

I don't even

vermin scum

even she, a woman with no limbs and little useless retarded feet, would not let you have sex with her

let's be real here, you would

Maybe if she was white. But I wouldn't fuck a 56% atrocidad that is cripled.

WHAT DOTH LIFE?

This fucking thread is nightmare fuel. Give stories and context, or I may die.

lol at the low watt gurgler

>Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

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Better to take shit at face value and try not to think about it sometimes

Absolute Chad. That smirk is fucking priceless. You may not like it, but this is raw talent.

fucking french bastards

One more schizo.

>She'd be perfect
Insecure incel.

Wow Britain is such a mutt shithole lol.

The absolute state of it

>the state of Western Civilization

>someone had to play with her tits while putting her bikini on for her
god I wish that was me

im that gorilla dick nigga

imagine just making shit up and believing it and telling other people and them believing it

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>mutt

thats pure white culture there m9

this is my boy nitro dubbz

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idk why but this reminds me of Rob Zombie's Halloween

hahaha wtf did he pee on her

what the fuck

>the camera changing angles right when the old lady falls

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>abortion is immo-

>when the penis and vagina start dancing

This is not lynchian, this is pure KINO.

Please share more.

Did he get caught?

>europe

What's she going to do, pounce on him? He probably bailed and never went back there

She only dates chad.

I'm happy without hands. At least I get sex, unlike you