What kind of sexual assaults you would do?

>A movie that is literally called "KEK" is praised on Yea Forums
Fuck you niggers

>PLAY TENNIS

Based

cringe

serious ones

Probably pause, do something like pic related, then un pause and scream "get off me get off me!"

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That nigga is dead homie.

if you cover up his body, it looks like she's defecating his head. looks better, in my opinion.

You guys watched the movie, right?
The only actual power this device had was fastforwarding the time.
After any kind of sex assault the thing would fastforward you into jail.

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He could pauze, rewind, change options of reality as well. Rewatch it sometime

You can't even imagine how sick and depraved I would be with that remote

Someone post that glorious pasta.

He could not rewind time, only observe the past, you silly Kraut.

based

What kind of remote do you have that only has fast fucking forward on it

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I've actually never seen this movie because I avoid Sandler stuff like the plague.
Is it actually decent?
What are the actual abilities of the remote?

why is the janny in such a rampage?

It's standard Sandler but with some Pixar-style tear jerking

I would unironically suck all straight dicks in my neighborhood. Downside is that they all would be flaccid.

Rape literally every remotely attractive girl I could as well as try to fuck them consensually with the rewind

just pointing out, I wouldn't have it paused while raping. I would want them to be conscious

>get off me get off me!
Yeah right

Probably approach hot young women, or MILFs and take lewds of them while paused. Face pics, then pull down their pants and bend them over and snap pics of their butts with the pussy/butthole combo. Also rummage through their purses and find their ID, snap a photo if that as well.

Create face/genitalia before/after pics and include their IDs in the compilations, and release them online for the world to jerk off to.

Maybe visit a few of them at their addresses that I really liked and have some fun messing like leaving random things out, jizzing in clean underwear they plan on wearing the next day, being a general voyeur and snapping pics of them in their natural habitat. But eventually fucking them in their sleep and blowing loads on their faces or bodies when I’m finished. Possibly sabotaging their food with birth control so I can go bareback eventually

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I'm not lying when I say by the end of this movie I felt at least mildly suicidal. The plot is really jarringly depressing in the second half. Really bothered me then, still bothers me now. They advertised it as a off the wall comedy too. I felt actually duped. Only movie to ever do that to me. FUck you Adam Sandler, you have two speeds, wacky laughter and depressing bullshit "realism" that makes me wanna die. Fuck you.

Diabolical, I love it

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>go to an anime convention, dressed in my best DIO outfit
>Yell ZA WUARDO
>punch every one of those faggots in the face

too based

Yeah, I'm thinking he's based

All of them. But my gimmick would be to take pictures of the girls, all sorts of situations, and send them to her dad, her husband, and boyfriend.

That's what he's trying to do, peanutbrain.

That was the problem with it. They didn't make it half an hour longer and show us all the learning, and abuse you could do. it's a worse version of Groundhog Day, because not only was Bill Murray's story more poignant and relevant, it also gave us the satisfaction of trying most of the reasonable things a person would do.
I'm not edgy, but a reimagining in current day of an incel in that setting would be good. It wouldn't be a horror movie, it would be similar, we'd also just get to see the darker parts where he rapes for a few years. He'd move onto something else.

it's not pasta.

Based but not redpilled

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Screencap? Are we going to mince words here.

>pasta
>mince
why is it always about food with americans

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so the only reason you don't sexually assault people is that you lack the means to do it without consequence? consider suicide OP

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t. toasty

>don't kill x
>"haha ur x"
>don't rape x
>"haha ur x"

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Based but bluepilled

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The fuck is ?

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>You guys watched the movie, right?
no because we dont have shit taste unlike you user

I thought it was surprisingly good. He overdid the fart jokes, but I went in expecting that.
Also having Christopher Walken and Henry Winkler helps.

Go to the hottest hookers I can find. After I cum, I rewind time and cum again. Keep doing that till I had my fill. Then rewind time to before I even gave any money to this whore

Grope my mom and have her tits in my mouth again. And then do it all over.