*hits pipe*
*hits pipe*
i would literally die in battle for belle delphine on god
based
Why wait for battle? Just hang yourself, stupid beta bitch thot enabler.
lmao, typical low test poster
>he couldn't afford 30 dollars for some premium thot bathwater
point and laugh at the poorfag
lmao, typical low test poster
cope
>dying for some herpes skank
it's low test to not be a spineless bitch?
30$ is a little too much, if it was 5-6 bucks I’d buy it just for the novelty of it
yikes
lmao, typical low test poster
I can't believe Samwise asked her for her pube hair.
what did Galadriel's pusy hair smell like?
>he's posted the same thing thrice now
Be honest: on a scale of 1 to 10, what is your seethe level?
lmao, typical low test poster
Pathetic
Belle's snapchat is unironically based.
Good thing it gets leaked though, based as it is I'm not paying 50 fucking dollarydoos for something that doesn't even have full frontal nudity in it.
this nigga fuming
>he couldn't afford 30 dollars for some premium thot bathwater
point and laugh at the poorfag
Kek, I'll take that as a 10.
That sounds like an offer of sex to me.
>he couldn't afford 30 dollars for some premium thot bathwater
point and laugh at the poorfag
>he paid $30 for bottled herpes from a girl that didn't even get it from him
lmaoo
belle doesnt post nude because she is a pure maiden and i will defend her purity from the likes of you
lmao based, triggered that autist hard
Why are straight men so pathetic?
It would be if it wasn't sent out to god knows how many fucking men at the same time.
She does post nudes, they're just not full frontals.
Cope
>he didn't read the fine print that said "garantueed money return if water contains herpes"
point and laugh at the literacylet
is it true that someone got herpes from her bathwater?
>It would be if it wasn't sent out to god knows how many fucking men at the same time
what kind of reactionary logic is this??
Yeah but he got a refund.
>they can't even afford $30 for a taste of their goddess
LMAO, pathetic. Get a job neetards.
The whole thing is a troll and it's pretty funny desu.
they havent been sent out yet... im waiting on mine still
>A "troll" that coincidentally also makes her a million dollars
Yeah. What a troll haha
this, this is the thread
wow, straight from the frontpage of reddit.
I hate women and I hate the pathetic men that enable them. Fuck this world.
is there a single pic of delphine without filters and makeup? i wonder what she actually looks like.
based
i want to be galadriel toilet slave if you know what i mean
She's monetized it. Pretty based.
>wow THOTs can make so much money by selling useless products, capitalism is le based haha
She has a product people are willing to buy. It's idiotic on the consumers' part, sure, but it is their money after all. That's the price of autonomy - having to watch idiots use it poorly.
too much for you. it sold out fast
I have not the heart to tell
>We need the government to be our surrogate parents and absolve us of all responsibility for life decisions
Liberty is the freedom to do stupid shit.
until she gets old. she'll do double anal eventually.
The absolute STATE of modern "men"
Would absolutely drink it before the battle of pellenor fields. Then wink at Gandolf, who would be fuming next to me, a man denied his waifus bathwater
She looks like a teenage boy.
elves do not go to toilet, user
I can't even be mad at this bitch. If there were people stupid enough to pay $30 for my bath water I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'm mad at the retards buying it. Especially the ones "ironically" buying it as a "novelty." Fuck all the stupid motherfuckers buying this shit.
not with that attitude
>pure maiden
so pure she is famous for ahegao faces and makes money from people who masturbate to her
A whore is a whore. Sugarcoating with levels of whoring doesn't help.
I see nothing about Bella in the OP, why is the entire thread about her
>I hate women
Why, none giving you the time of day?
Have you seriously not heard about this bathwater meme?
Even 'real' media picked up on it.
theguardian.com
This doesnt answer my question
Are you serious?
>I give you my bath water
That's why. Now join the rest of us making fun of this thot and her beta orbiters.
>OP is a joke about Belle Delphine
>"Why are people talking about her in the thread? I don't understand!"
Epic
I bet you got mad at people for not caring about Logan paul drama too, you scene riddled teen.
I'm not 'mad' you absolute troglodyte, I'm amazed that you're unable to put two and two together.
You asked why people were talking about Belle Delphine, it was explained that the OP is a reference to her, and you somehow didn't manage to comprehend how that relates to your original question.
You are very clearly mad
>WOAH HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THE LATEST NEWS ABOUT THIS ETHOT MAN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Fucking teenage moron .
>she does post nudes
She doesnt, though
>there are people in this thread that actually bought the bath water
I lost interest in Belle when I found out she was a brit, I don't want some British slags bathwater thanks
I've seen naked pics of her
>Gets bent the fuck out of shape because someone called him out on being a dumbo and starts flinging unfounded accusations of being underageb& around
The only one here that's mad is you.
I bought it, then jerked off and regretted it.
No there aren't. There are however multiple people trolling others by saying so in order to get (you)s and a rise out of posters
if you like women who look like little girls you are the definition of an emasculated sissy male about to go trans
Pictures with no clothes on = Nudes
The fact that she's turned in such a way that you can't see her cunt doesn't make them not nudes.
Like I said, she doesn't do full frontal.
No, you've seen photoshops and your gullible retard mind jumped to conclusions. Try again
>DUUUUUDE HOW HAVE YOU N O T HEARD ABOUT THIS LATEST INSTAGRAM WHORE NEWS HOLY SHIT MAN
Teenaged dipshit
I just want to see her take black cock bros, please
This desu
>there are people ITT donating money to this retard
What the fuck is wrong with Zoomers? Weren't they supposed to be the based generation?
I dont believe you. Show us the container and prove it. Or the order confirmation
>if I am to make a return on the investment father, think better of me
>that will depend on the rate of your return
>LET ME MISCHARACTERIZE WHAT YOU SAID WHILE TYPING IN ALL CAPS! THIS WILL SURELY PROVE HOW NOT MAD I AM!
>I AM SILLY
Clearly not mad at all
here's what happens:
>dumb people continue funneling money to women and (((lying scammers))
>such evil elements of society now have all the money and control shit
>society and nation quickly collapse into chaos due to lowering iq retarded population
essentially, keep buying bath water
SUMMERTV IS FUCKING DOGSHIT
GET THESE ZOOMERS OUT OF HERE
This thread doesn't deserve Taxposting user.
There's no such thing as "Summerfags" on this website anymore user.
The eternal Summer began in 2010 at the very latest. This website IS zoomers now.
how do you jerk off to water?
or did you dip your dick in it
>YO DUDE HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS EThOT OMG MAN ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL DUDE HAHAHA
Moronic teenaged fuckface
>low test
She's like lowest of low
crushes you all
>I'M NOT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
lol
There are still people (read: lost rebbiters)who only come here during summer when off from school. So yes, there is
based
Take a little sip and imagine it had some of her pee in it.
That's what I'd do anyway, I'm not the guy you're replying to, unfortunately it had sold out by the time I got around to buying it.
who will cast these posters in the inevitable biopic
>how have you NOT heard about this. This is HUGE news dude. Are you actually serious right now? This is the bug thing going on in my life right now how can you be so uninformed holy hell dude
Teenage idiot.
The point is that there's no difference between summer and not summer. The board doesn't get any worse during summer, it's already basically as bad as it can get.
Imagine she had a cock. She would be literally perfect.
honestly my life is meaningless. I would happily die for belle just to make you chads angry
shutup NIGGER
>who will cast some idiot repeatedly responding to low tier bait
Pretty much anyone could play either role. Call The Goose. Snd lets get k. Stew, shes been doing fuck all anyway
Should we market it as a romance movie?
Hang yourself faggot.
I was thinking the exact same thing just a little while ago. I'd empty my entire back account for a vial of her cum.
Most pathetic thing I’ve read all month
Am I to understand that she didn't even piss in the bathtub?
Zoomers are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than Millennials.
>liberty is liberty + thing
stupid boomer poster
>people are dying over THIS
Post ONE (1) actual nude of her.
Post ONE (1) actual pic of her with no makeup
You. Cannot.
dilate trannies
based but also extremely cringe
>he gave 30 dollars to a thot
Oh we're pointing and laughing alright.
welp
Different forms of cancer. But still cancer.
$30 is nothing bro, I would have bought it just out of curiosity
buy piss
We would rather your foot sweat, Lady Galadriel.
I'd rather buy her smelly underwear lol
Weebs truly are what they worship. Pathetic japs.
this
still makes me pissed that idiots would make those kind of things possible tho
Reminder that she made out of this little trick, more than your average middle class american will make in 10 years of 9-5 work
capitalism is pretty based
that's true her appeal is essentially being a come to life anime waifu thing
She is based for not just exploiting pathetic manchildren but also exposing them to the world. It's incredible to witness just how low these 'people' are willing to sink, I bet if she starts selling canned farts they're going to buy it too.
> I bet if she starts selling canned farts they're going to buy it too.
been done
Honestly it probably wasn't worth the hassle.
She gets unbelievable amounts of money every month from Patreon without needing to go through the hassle and logistics of setting up a store and mailing out hundreds of jars of bathwater.
Money is never enough, user.
Do you think all the billionaires who made the multinational companies that own the world today would have the power they do if they said 'welp, my company's making enough money for me to live comfortably now, I don't need to expand it'?
>Belle Delphine
>premium thot
Zoomers have shit taste in women.
>Do you think all the billionaires who made the multinational companies that own the world today would have the power they do if they said 'welp, my company's making enough money for me to live comfortably now, I don't need to expand it'?
This is the reason why all billionaires are shitty people, the process of becoming a billionaire self selects for bad people.
What is the point in worshiping camwhores and sluts anyway?
Is it a borderline cockold fetish or something?
It's just ironic trolling
It's post-ironic trolling
that bath waters gonna be a lot of money someday after one of her beta orbiters finally snaps and goes house on this bitch during the incel uprising
Yah in sure thats suuuuper difficult and extremely taxing work lol
Wait, is she even asian?
If not, what's the point?
i prefer lety does stuff her tits are so perfect would suck nips for days
>What is the point in worshiping camwhores and sluts anyway?
Closest thing some people can have to a real relationship.
I want to be her toilet
Would you rather push papers behind a desk and carry boxes in a warehouse for a decade of your life or do this?
she cute on the left
Its probably the most difficult thing shes done in her life. Which is why she might not bring it back again
bathwater bitch is a tease yall incels need to obsess over a better girl with better leaks
Show us some figures so i can seethe. I want to know an actual amount she made from this
>leaks
Damn imagine being poor
Are there any streamers on Pornhub? Like playing naked or something?
Thats because unlike a company,she has a set amount of time to milk money from retards,in a couple of years shell fade away from popularity and even if she didnt she would burn out with age,shes just playing it safe to maximize her profits before she hits the wall
fucking brainless retard
she has a patreon for her nudes i aint paying for that shit
I mean, why not worship a "normal" person" if you are a desperate loser? Like an idol, singer or a celebrity or something like that. At least then there's the sort of implication that you like her because of her talents, even if it's just her looks and you are lonely.
Worshiping a camwhore is worshiping someone because they basically prostitute themselves to other men. Just makes no sense. Especially since it's fairly cheap to fuck a whore, even one as vapid and pointless as her, it's a desire you can quite easily fulfill. But you ain't never gonna be able to fuck a popular singer unless you are a Jewish media mogul.
>Are there any streamers on Pornhub? Like playing naked or something?
What do you mean? There are shitloads of cam girls on various sites. Do you mean playing videogames?
Yeah. Like playing the healslut game for real.
That and being a bong woman pretty much means the wall could happen at any moment, no matter the age, so she could have 3 years left, or 3 days.
hmmm I don't know but it sounds interesting, I would watch it
It makes a lot of sense. To lonely horny beta orbiters. The reason they get any attention is because people drool over them. They aren't orbiting a celebrity instead because they get to see sexy pics and videos of the camwhores and that's the whole draw. Celebs they have to wait for fappening-like happenings in order to feel like orbiting them instead.
poor neets btfo lmao
Following and appreciating their lewd work I completely understand, just not the whole worshiping part.
But then again, I don't really like cuckolding or NTR stuff so maybe that's why.
She doesn't make her earnings public for obvious reasons, so there's only guesswork.
She has 3.8 million followers and 4000 patrons so even assuming only her patrons gave her hard shekels, multiplying by 25 gives ups a whooping 100.000 dollarroos on the lowest estimate.
The Sun makes a small guessing on how much she's earning by patreon too, which is equally depressing, assuming she makes 282.000 dollars a year from betas
www.thesun.co.uk/tech/9425650/british-gamer-belle-delphine-selling-bathwater-fans/amp/
Seethe away.
there's videos of boys doing that but idk if there's girls
Cock, I forgot to convert the jars, they're actually 30 dollars, raising the minimum estimate to 120.000 dollars
Is it even legal to sell toxic foodstuffs?
What makes a man sink that low?
I hope you're the same retard in every Delphine thread pushing this whole idea that the mailing process takes effort or is a difficult task. Stop acting like this is some hard thing she slaved away to accomplish.
...
where do i buy this???
based pusy poster
ha
Thank you sir!!!
>Do you think all the billionaires who made the multinational companies that own the world today would have the power they do if they said 'welp, my company's making enough money for me to live comfortably now, I don't need to expand it'?
I mean, they probably should
All studies on the subject point to the fact that after you get above a certain wealth threshold, getting more money is correlated with being LESS happy and MORE stressed.
Also multinational companies are cancer and ruin the world.
I think you're failing to distinguish between "Difficult" and "Tedious"
Mailing hundreds and hundreds of boxes isn't 'hard' but it is absolutely tedious and boring work.
If the money you earn from it is a drop in the ocean why would you bother?
male sexuality was a mistake
$30....on fucking bath water from some E-Thot
That a trap?
Thanks for the (you) i worked hard on it
Because the money earned isnt a drop in the ocean, idiot.
I dont think you're comprehending just how much she made from this. If you think it's a drop in the ocean I have news for you...
>Doesn't even take off her clothes
>Betas give her millions of dollars
These people need to be shot.
Nah just british genetics.
Thots Shired
>Because the money earned isnt a drop in the ocean
>I dont think you're comprehending just how much she made from this
Given that she was packing and mailing this all herself from her house I straight up don't believe she shipped more than a few hundred.
Which is absolutely a drop in the ocean for her.
>>Doesn't even take off her clothes
Guess I must have imagined it.
Does she show vagina or asshole?
Her clothes are off.
So no? Damn
quite based
Her shit has been getting steadily raunchier for a while, it wouldn't surprise me if she pushed out something explicit before the end of the year.
All of you thirsty guys with a reddit tier cuck/white knight streak should join the military, and be trained as spec ops soldiers. You’d be sent on the most dangerous missions with no guarantee for your safety, but rather the known promise that the bath water would be your payment for heroic acts.
The one to kill Osama-tier figures will get to even hold her hand!
imagine a life where you exploit the desperation of fat basement virgins, and you become so good at it you're now making 100k per month.
capitalism was a mistake
lol most of her patreon shit is free on yiff party.
She does take off her clothes tho
Don't forget the most important step, where you use the controversy to drum up even more attention and therefore sales
Every fucking thread and mention of this is free advertising
>Most of her shit
>Literally nothing since fucking May
>No snapchat which is where her actually raunchy shit is
Epic
If you keep holding on to that hope, it sounds like you actually want your pathetic thirst to be quenched
It's not like I'm paying her, I get all the stuff I see from leaks
Belle Delphine played us all like a damn fiddle bros
How much money do you think she charges to fuck her for an hour
Didn't this bitch had a bunch of pics of her fully naked and having sex?
bout tree fidy
$350? Not too bad
Do you have a link to Stephanie Michelle's?
Asking for a friend
I don't, sorry.
Don't bother with yiff.party, it's basically never updated for any patreon where the decent rewards are above a dollar.
You'll have better luck somewhere like thothub.tv
Who is this? She cute, would subscribe to on YouTube and jerk it to on pornhub
Wow, it's fucking nothing
men were a mistake
american "men"
Based.
>mistake
How? You could do it too, you just forget to win the gene lotto and be born a girl
As retarded as Yea Forums is the people here aren't the ones buying her stupid product
Hilarious that you assume that.
Now this is autism
Ayy man I update jam orbital for the pervs on /aco/.
Lmao I just saw this on Facebook xD
This can't be real
Oh, it's real
Hilarious you think otherwise. Literally everyone is making fun of the prospect, but I'm sure you believe a few obvious falseflaggers because you're dense as shit
At this point why don't they just fuck an escort.
Clicking on this was a mistake.
They dont shit on people. I dont think
>increase demand during holiday seasons
Who the FUCK gets someone a poop brownie for Christmas?
>raunchy
She does literally nothing raunchy. Shes basic as fuck. Shes a glorified vanilla insta model
imagine the smell...
yield
Pay them enough and they will.
What’s with the Lebron James pictures
heres your queen, orbiter.
>the future is super determined men fighting tooth and nail to the death, for the glorious reward of sniffing an e-thots hairbrush
beta orbiters like this are beyond redemption and deserve nothing but crucifixion
left looks better
I'm already Tracer!
>cretin femaloid at family dinner at christmas
>'So what are you doing for work, femaloid?'
>'I bake cookies and brownies.'
>'Wow you can afford a $5,000/month apartment and 2 new cars on that salary?'
So misogyny is just when ugly girls cant make money off selling shitcookies, right?
Is it our fault as men for failing women and allowing our society to fall to this level?